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Romance / Re: I Can Not Have Sex Under The Stare Of Jesus Or Buhari by putain: 10:36am On Sep 25, 2017
divinehand2003:
You are whywhyogun

yes , some one in this thread is whywhyogun. is it you ? he/she is good at camouflage .
Romance / Re: I Can Not Have Sex Under The Stare Of Jesus Or Buhari by putain: 10:35am On Sep 25, 2017
petergriffin:
hey! Heey!! 1. Am not a black man
2. What is a bible
3.i dont have sex under the stare of a white man or a blonde poster.

1) you are not a black man ? so you are a non-black ? an Asian probably ? I guess no real Caucasian would condescend to this forum.

2) you have no idea of Bible ? you must be a Chinese, they are all atheists .

3) you don't post Jesus image or a blonde celebrity on your wall ? you are definitely a Chinese. and you don't like blonde girls ? you must be a gay !

you are a Chinese gay !!! you are whywhyogun !! oh , my !
Romance / Re: I Can Not Have Sex Under The Stare Of Jesus Or Buhari by putain: 6:52am On Sep 25, 2017
petergriffin:
Jesus is lord and saviour

and why don't you guys paint Jesus to be a black man ? did Bible tell you that he is a white man ?

but since you guys having too much sex under the stare of a white man, you don't feel any shame in real life to take off your pants in front of white people.

that is why white people find you so sexy and "easy" .
Romance / Re: I Can Not Have Sex Under The Stare Of Jesus Or Buhari by putain: 6:48am On Sep 25, 2017
petergriffin:
Jesus is lord and saviour

so , he should suffer seeing how you guys having sex under his nose ?
Romance / Re: I Can Not Have Sex Under The Stare Of Jesus Or Buhari by putain: 6:48am On Sep 25, 2017
abelprice:


Oh sorry... psycho alert... undecided..

because you have no money to buy large size mirrors, to decorate your bedroom, and to make it more naughty.
Romance / Re: I Can Not Have Sex Under The Stare Of Jesus Or Buhari by putain: 6:40am On Sep 25, 2017
abelprice:


Many bedroom in Angola.. .. how dose that sound.. ... you guys should hang or hung(according to English. Hang for human. Hung for things..)your president picture in your bedroom... undecided... come to think of it who dose that in naija... ... maybe sarki and Madridguy.. guy they love bubu... undecided

why should I hang the picture of any president ? in my bedroom, I hang the picture of my favorite boy's peniss

and I put 3 pieces of big glasses in my room. one on the roof, one at the foot of the bed, one at the side of the bed.

I can view any thing , any nuance , during copulation, from any angle. I can see the moment how he goes inside me.
Romance / Re: I Can Not Have Sex Under The Stare Of Jesus Or Buhari by putain: 6:36am On Sep 25, 2017
Nutase:
dunno

i dont know what you know , so i can not help you.
Romance / Re: Girl With Poor English, Looks For Cute Boys by putain: 6:34am On Sep 25, 2017
blessedvisky:
WTF is going on here

you need to know the meaning of "putain" first.
Romance / Re: I Can Not Have Sex Under The Stare Of Jesus Or Buhari by putain: 6:32am On Sep 25, 2017
Nutase:
Abeg who is the ebony man?

who do you think he is ?
Romance / Re: I Can Not Have Sex Under The Stare Of Jesus Or Buhari by putain: 6:31am On Sep 25, 2017
abelprice:


If u are not a Nigerian you don't have the right to degrade our president... undecided....only a Nigerian has the right to tell others how uncivilized our president is.... undecided

I said nothing of Buhari. I just mentioned that, his picture has been hanged in many bedrooms.
Romance / Re: He Called Me 3 Times, But My Vagina Still Swollen by putain: 6:28am On Sep 25, 2017
MasterKim:
Na psycho full dz NL

my vagina feels much better today. it returns to what it used to be. the swollenness has shrunk. but whenever I recollect the memory of that sex, my mind reels, and my legs shake. I don't know whether I can withstand even the recollection.

and after 2 minute indulgence of recollection, I would find the liquid from my vagina, has meandered down to my feet ankles.
Romance / Re: I Can Not Have Sex Under The Stare Of Jesus Or Buhari by putain: 6:26am On Sep 25, 2017
gabinogem:
Do u really have to blaspheme in order to pass ur message

but those guys who hang the pictures of Jesus in their bedrooms, have already sullied Jesus's eyes.

but, do you mean , this contaminates Buhari's eyes ?
Romance / Re: I Can Not Have Sex Under The Stare Of Jesus Or Buhari by putain: 6:20am On Sep 25, 2017
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Romance / Re: I Can Not Have Sex Under The Stare Of Jesus Or Buhari by putain: 6:20am On Sep 25, 2017
kunlealao:
Lol! Abi the thing never hook u.

what thing ? STD ? I am a blonde, I am not a Nigerian.
Romance / I Can Not Have Sex Under The Stare Of Jesus Or Buhari by putain: 6:17am On Sep 25, 2017
yesterday, when I was at the full swing on the bed of one of my boyfriends', I opened my eyes from trance, and suddenly saw a white man look down at me.

I was scared to vomit my heart out.

that ugly white man hanged on the wall was called "Jesus" . he had a yellowish beard, and a pair of hypocritical eyes, which must have seen many intercourses on bed, by the advantage of his location.

what makes me more nauseating is, sometimes, I could see my nude body being viewed by a scraggy ebony man, with a pair of glasses.

I just wonder, how can so many pairs of lovers tolerate such profane things in their bedrooms , and share their love motion with these 2 men ?
Romance / Re: He Called Me 3 Times, But My Vagina Still Swollen by putain: 11:09pm On Sep 24, 2017
zinizta:
LMAO! All These OnLine She-Males SeF...Kontinu

what about you ? we don't even know your gender.

and do you know the feeling of having sex ?

I guess you are a self-masturbation addict .

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Romance / Re: He Called Me 3 Times, But My Vagina Still Swollen by putain: 10:58pm On Sep 24, 2017
zinizta:
LMAO... And You Called That SexX...Plain Torture Of The V... The Guy Must Be A Farmer... He jumped From Book Cover To The End. Pele

but he has a very pretty peniss, I can not help it.

and if that is not sex, what is sex ? you mean he puts his fingers on your hole, and teases you for 5 minutes, and kisses you to faint ?

no, I need a rustic man, who can rape me. I want to be used like a cheap byatch, that makes me feel good.
Romance / Re: He Called Me 3 Times, But My Vagina Still Swollen by putain: 10:48pm On Sep 24, 2017
zinizta:
The pre-intimacy Must Have Been Trashy...

oh, we don't even had any pre-intimacy.

he gave me 2 pieces of cakes, and he stripped off my underwear. and his rod inserted my lower body.

I could hardly utter a yell , for my mouth was still full of the crumbs the cakes.

and he fvcked on.
Romance / Re: Girl With Poor English, Looks For Cute Boys by putain: 10:05pm On Sep 24, 2017
Danielmoore:
Es-tu homosexuel ou quoi?

I am a blonde lady
Romance / Re: He Called Me 3 Times, But My Vagina Still Swollen by putain: 10:02pm On Sep 24, 2017
smardray:
but wats my own. .common get out...izzit me dah spoil your life with dick?!..that you're lamenting for me ...it's like his sperm has infested madness in you

oh, I indeed adore and worship big black peniss. that is my religion.
Romance / Re: He Called Me 3 Times, But My Vagina Still Swollen by putain: 9:49pm On Sep 24, 2017
donproject:


Some ladies are dying to have this experience, you are here complaining. Well, go for average size next time

I just died for it this time. and I don't know what to do with that man. definitely he can not be my husband, who will penetrate me for numerous times.

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