Jokes Etc / Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by QQIA: 8:54pm On Mar 14, 2023 |
Shalommy: Tiv and fulani. Them match well well ![cheesy](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/cheesy.png) They will use that fat and oil fulani collect over milk after boiling nunu and use it as lubricating oil for the anus ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) |
Politics / Re: Nigeria Should Be Proud Of 2023 Presidential Election — Catriona Laing by QQIA: 8:52pm On Mar 14, 2023 |
Goodlady:
You are ignored like a used menstrual pad. Pad sef useful pass you this unproductive thing. Hope you have an incinerator in your house. Before you cause an epidemic in your area ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) 1 Like |
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Jokes Etc / Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by QQIA: 8:37pm On Mar 14, 2023 |
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Politics / Re: Nigeria Should Be Proud Of 2023 Presidential Election — Catriona Laing by QQIA: 8:28pm On Mar 14, 2023 |
Of course, is this election not better than any that was ever done before?
Look at what OBJ did in 2003 yet he had the guts to condemn this election.
Our electoral process will only get better.
The diplomats can really see right through us. They know what is and is not.
IP🐽B can keep hating.
Shalom 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by QQIA: 8:27pm On Mar 14, 2023 |
Freo:
I'm actually really sexy you know. You'd be on your knees asking for my love once you've met me and looked into my eyes I was talking to my sexy wall lizard Shalommy not you. ![shocked](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/shocked.gif) You should rather meet your fellow f@ggot named fman, I am sure he will like you ![cool](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/cool.png) |
Romance / Re: Top 4 Most Intelligent Ladies Here by QQIA: 8:24pm On Mar 14, 2023 |
Iqtest: Lol😆 I thought ahnie was intelligent, till she started ranting unprovokedly (intelligent people don't do that)
Iyaebe is too shallow minded.
Fenardezisback is a troll.
I can't seems to understand a single comment of jeon. Ahnie loves fish. She is so obsessed with everything about fish that she emulates it. Anytime you see Ahnies comments, just know an intelligent fish dropped an opinion ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) 4 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: Top 4 Most Intelligent Ladies Here by QQIA: 8:19pm On Mar 14, 2023 |
unamamatoto: Ahnie Iyaebe Jeon Fernandezisback
Any objections ?? ![undecided](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/undecided.png)
Discus ![cool](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/cool.png) ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by QQIA: 8:18pm On Mar 14, 2023 |
Freo:
Use anything to do vawulence with but stop insulting a whole tribe with the minor reason of being funny.
Me also: ikr, this my creepy part comes out when someone hurts another person no matter how careless i am at that moment, i always react emotionally.. Let the vawulence continue ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) But me and my sexy black wall lizard named Shalommy didn't say anything out of line😎 |
Jokes Etc / Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by QQIA: 8:16pm On Mar 14, 2023 |
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Nairaland / General / Re: What Did You Say You Won’t Do That You Are Doing Now? by QQIA: 8:11pm On Mar 14, 2023 |
chatinent: 1. When I was using a Symbian phone, I said I wouldn’t ever use an Android and that it was fragile and not button-friendly. But I still use Android.
2. I said Apple Phones were a total waste of money and rather than buying it, I’d buy land. Omo, I still buy am. 🫣
3. Say I no go fit borrow money for loan apps. E hook me one day, I borrow o…my voice was beginning to lost. Damn.🫡
4. Would never fight. Not until two boys waylaid me on the road to accost and steal from me. Some secondary-school looking boys o. As in, apart from everything, if you no fear my size, you no fear my height? I beat beat am as if I wan kill am. 😦
5. I won’t run from my fellow man. Not until I was in Biu, Bornu State and we headed to catch fish in a small stream recommended by my Hausa roommate who kind of knew the locals and environs well. They’ve caught some before so it was factual. We reach there, e no tey some armed men begin pursue us o. I ran like say I wan die. Literally, I thought I was dead cos of the news of Boko Haram there. Sha, they were civilian JTFs.🙄
6. Girl no fit beat me. It was in primary three. Normally, I don’t cause troubles. But this girl Loveth has been threatening me with fights for no just reason. As the wicked souls in the class may want it, they’ve already staged a ring for the fight. As I came, hanty pushed me. On swifts, I held myself and subscribed to ‘I don’t fight girls.’ She threw a slap and I block with my wrist… my hand nearly break. I just held myself and left. Later I knew she was one Ngwa girl who’s stayed at the village all her life, and she was bigger than us all, and stronger.
Sha I still respected the fact say I no disgrace myself🤭 Did you school at NAUB ? |
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Jokes Etc / Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by QQIA: 8:00pm On Mar 14, 2023 |
Freo:
Then you must be unconditionally kind to your fellow human being equally as you would be kind to yourself. Not that i ask you to do anything but all i say is with the mysteries of life alone, you should understand that there are life principles that we must abide by, things that every single person in this world will have to deal with the consequences, later alone! Be a kind person and see the world from another perspective, i believe deep down we all have that good part of us that always screams out but we always tend to ignore. Peace You just the spoil the whole fun ![angry](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/angry.png) What's up with this preaching... Abi you no Sabi small Vawulence sef? Mtcheeeeeew ![angry](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/angry.png) Bye.... Unto my next candidate ![cool](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/cool.png) 1 Like |
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Religion / Re: Paying For Prayer: I Went Into Debt, Trying To Secure A Miracle by QQIA: 7:56pm On Mar 14, 2023 |
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Nairaland / General / Re: What Did You Say You Won’t Do That You Are Doing Now? by QQIA: 7:53pm On Mar 14, 2023 |
Iwedunloye: I bleeped a Lady I vowed not to Bleep Today Konji na bastard. But if I say I can't fvck a lady, I really can't fvck her. What ever reason I have for not wanting to won't allow me even have an erection.
Imagine person like Weird MC off pant for me... I will puke 4 Likes |
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Politics / Re: . by QQIA: 7:40pm On Mar 14, 2023 |
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Religion / Re: Paying For Prayer: I Went Into Debt, Trying To Secure A Miracle by QQIA: 7:40pm On Mar 14, 2023 |
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Properties / Re: For Your Increte (decorative Stamped Concrete Floor design in Ngeria) Pictures by QQIA: 7:38pm On Mar 14, 2023 |
nabiz: 08135884401. If I chat you on WhatsApp, you fit liknk me up with any of your fine sisters or cousins? I want to cure my konji |
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by QQIA: 7:36pm On Mar 14, 2023 |
MrKingsv: I want to buy a Universal mifi.
Any one for sale at clearance price should tag me mbok....
I don tire for Airtel ![embarassed](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/embarassed.png) MTN worse |
Religion / Re: Paying For Prayer: I Went Into Debt, Trying To Secure A Miracle by QQIA: 7:35pm On Mar 14, 2023 |
SmellingAnus: I never said one should seek only wealth... What we agreed on is that wealth from God is not bad or is it bad? Have you started seeking wealth with your smelling anus? ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) |
Politics / Re: . by QQIA: 7:34pm On Mar 14, 2023 |
IyaebeTheGreat: haha I trust you to beat the living daylight out of her After that, I will flog her vagina with my penis. Nonsense ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) |
Politics / Re: Why They Are Calling Me Omo - Ale - Gbadebo Rhodes - Vivour (GRV) by QQIA: 7:27pm On Mar 14, 2023 |
Say no to IP🐽B agenda |
Jokes Etc / Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by QQIA: 7:19pm On Mar 14, 2023 |
Freo:
Who TF are you then? I am a Nigerian ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) 1 Like |
Programming / Re: Facebook Owner To Cut Another 10,000 Staff - Why? by QQIA: 7:18pm On Mar 14, 2023 |
AI has taken over boy ![cool](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/cool.png) |
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Politics / Re: Tinubu Abandons Sanwolu... by QQIA: 7:14pm On Mar 14, 2023 |
KanwuliaExtra:
The day you will DIE for sure! ![kiss](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/kiss.gif) You mean your kpekus will take me to heaven? ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) Holy lord, may your will be done ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) Tell me how that heaven looks like. ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) |
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