Enter with your change ooo because i no fit shout...
(Bus on the move)..... Hello my people ... I don come again ooo, your famous medicine
seller...if you sabi this bus, you go
know me wella!!
This time we get another korect
product wey don enter market
gidigba ... it fit cure your physical sickness, Spiritual sickness, Mental sickness, Financial sickness, Marital sickness, and even academical
sickness..

But wetin dey be say na five days we wan take give you this correct and confirm medicine...

This medicine too big you no fit
finish am...Na coming soon product b dis oo for
Dec 24-27 2015

I go advise you make you come
straight to our company make alaba
boys no go sell fake give you.

Our company da round d world#any
Deeper life camp ground closer to
u.. go dey for all we branches at
Deeperlife camp. E no far at
all oh.

Passenger: how much be your medicine

Seller: (laughs) just come with your
faith and believe because dis Tested and Trusted
medicine na free of charge oooo...
No come alone oh, come with your family,friends even ur enemies because spiritual food
go plenty full everywhere , Miracles sef no go stop, Signs and Wonder go dey flow like water and you sef go collect your own for free.
Jesus na Baba...
# Deeper life 2015
# Tell a Friend

QUANTITY SURVEYING i would like to do it in construction company/firm

UR COMMENTs sounds like someone that reason from his anus. what is d point of choosing a leader?? is it not to select a sole person whom will be a point of REFFERENCE. i live in yoruba land and i have never seen ANY 'EZE NDIGBO PALACE any where in YORUBALAND. have you one hardly hear or d see eze ndigbo except one belong to the ASSOCIATION or during an event.. so cool your temper

mulattoclaro:
Good move. Please start sending these parasites back to their cursed region. They're unwanted guests. They're hausas, edos and other tribes living in yorubaland but they've never constituted a nuisance or disrespect their host communities like useless erosion ravaged fellows. Let them go back to their cursed and erosion ravaged region.

Often times, i have been moved with passion to help admission seekers most of which only know about little or a little more of courses available in tertiary institutions.
The most annoying thing is that, some of these aspirant don't know much about the common courses ( jobs prospect, entry criteria and the likes ).
You can help a soul today by giving us the name of the course you know, the entry criteria ( science, art or commercial student courses), and the JOB prospect, e.t.c

The Nobel laureate, Prof. Wole Soyinka, has said that he has no respect for Obasanjo, who he described as an indescribable liar.
Soyinka carpeted the former president on Friday night when he was responding to questions during a programme tagged: ‘An evening with Wole Soyinka’, organised by Globacom.
Asked to respond to Obasanjo’s assessment of him in the former president’s book titled ‘My Watch’, where he notes that Soyinka is good at hunting and wines but a political illiterate, Soyinka said that he was hardly bothered because he believed that Obasanjo was a liar.
Soyinka said, “Obasanjo is entitled to his opinion. But the question is: ‘Who respects the opinion of a liar?’
I can spend the whole night proving that he is a liar. Obasanjo was once described by an economist, the late Prof Ojetunji Aboyade, as an economic illiterate. They nearly ‘went into blow’ that night. It was Prof. Mabogunje who separated them.
“So, if an economic illiterate calls somebody a political illiterate, no problem at all. “In ‘ My Watch’, Obasanjo told the first lie when he said he deplored lies. Anybody who said he never plotted to have an unconstitutional third term in office, even as a writer, I need a word to describe him.”
The former President and the Nobel laureate have been in a running battle taking swipes at each other over a lingering issue between them. Obasanjo had once stated that Soyinka once vowed that the differences between the two of them would not be resolved on earth.
Obasanjo had also in his book, My Watch, and at public events described Soyinka as an expert in wine matters than in political analysis. He had said, “For Wole, no one can be good, nor can anything be spot-on politically except that which emanates from him or is ordained by him. His friends and loved ones will always be right and correct, no matter what they do or fail to do. He is surely a better wine connoisseur and a more successful aparo (guinea fowl) hunter than a political critic.
“Wole Soyinka is a gifted man. I have always acknowledged that but he is a bad politician and I have also always said that. That is my own point of view. He may agree with it, he may not agree with it. For instance, I know that if I want somebody to give me the best wine, one of the people I will go to is Wole Soyinka and I know he has a taste for good wine and I said that in the book.”
However, last year December, shortly after the book went public, Soyinka had, in a piece titled, ‘Watch and Pray, Watch and Prey’, vehemently protested such a description (of him), calling Obasanjo ‘’an expert liar, who lies to boost his ego.’’
But in an interview granted a private television station, Channels, on a programme tagged, ‘Book Club’, Obasanjo, while holding on to his words, said what he wrote about Soyinka was purely his view, adding that Soyinka did not have to agree with him.

http://www.punchng.com/news/obasanjo-a-liar-economic-illiterate-soyinka/

THERE was an outrage in the ruling All
Progressives Congress on Thursday over the
announcement of new appointments by President
Muhammadu Buhari.


Leaders of the APC, who spoke to The PUNCH ,
complained that the appointments tilted in favour
of the North and said the party must move fast to
cope with the backlash of expected rumblings in
the polity.


“The President does not consult before making
most of these appointments and I can tell you that
Nigerians are going to term the party and the
President as a northern party and the President of
Northern Nigeria,” a leader of the party said to one
of our correspondents late on Tuesday.


Buhari, according to a statement by his Special
Adviser to the President on Media and Publicity,
Mr. Femi Adesina, on Thursday approved the
appointment of Babachir David Lawal from
Adamawa State as the Secretary to the
Government of the Federation.


He also named Mr. Abba Kyari from Borno state as
his Chief of Staff.
Other appointments approved by the President,
according to the statement, are those of Col.
Hameed Ibrahim Ali (retd.) as the new Comptroller-
General, Nigerian Customs Service; Mr. Kure
Martin Abeshi, Comptroller-General, Nigerian
Immigration Service; Senator Ita Enang, Senior
Special Assistant on National Assembly Matters
(Senate); and Suleiman Kawu as SSA on National
Assembly Matters (House of Representatives).
Both Ali and Kawu are from Kano State and Abeshi
is from Nasarawa. Enang from Akwa Ibom State is
the only one from the south geo-political zone.
Adesina said all the appointments would take
immediate effect.


Three top national officers of the APC, who spoke
with one of our correspondents on condition of
anonymity shortly after the announcements were
made, wondered why the President was appointing
only northerners to positions to the detriment of
the southerners.


They said that the President was already giving the
party a bad name among Nigerians. They said they
had hoped that he would learn from the criticisms
that trailed his first appointments where more
northerners were appointed into sensitive positions
than southerners.


Before the latest appointments, the President had
also named only one southerner among the initial
nine appointments he made.


The northerners in the first appointments are the
Director-General of the State Services, Lawal
Daura; Acting Chairman of the Independent
National Electoral Commission, Mrs. Amina Zakari;
the Director, Department of Petroleum Resources,
Mr. Mordecai Danteni Baba Ladan; and the
Accountant-General of the Federation, Alhaji
Ahmed Idris.


Also in the first appointments are the President’s
Chief Security Officer, Abdulrahman Mani; State
Chief of Protocol, Mallam Abdullahi Kazaure; Aide-
De-Camp, Lt. Col. Muhammed Abubakar; and the
Senior Special Assistant on Media and Publicity,
Mallam Garba Shehu.


Only the Special Adviser on Media and Publicity,
Mr. Femi Adesina, hailed from Osun Staten in the
South-West.
Another APC leader said the party must devise a
way of managing the backlash that would follow
the appointments.
He said, “Though the President did not get much
votes from the South-East but we must not neglect
the zone in key appointments.
“Even the South-West that supported and was the
backbone of the party, what are we giving the zone
in appreciation? We need to be careful before the
party is destroyed.”

It was gathered that some leaders of the party were
already thinking of having an enlarged meeting
where the appointments would be reviewed.
But another senior member of the APC said such a
meeting, if it would hold at all, would have to wait
until the party holds its Kogi State governorship
primary on Saturday.

A member of the state executive of APC in a
South-West state, said the appointments were
lopsided against the South.
He said, “When President Olusegun Obasanjo took
over, you saw balance in appointments as he
reflected federal character. President Goodluck
Jonathan too reflected a semblance of balance.
Buhari is pursuing a northern agenda. This is the
same agenda pursued by the late Sir Ahmadu
Bello, when everything was pro-North. Buhari
made six appointments at a go and five of them
are northerners.”


The Speaker of one of the Houses of Assembly in
the South-West, who spoke on condition of
anonymity, also described the new appointments
as shocking.

The Speaker, who is a member of the APC, said,
“This is shocking. It doesn’t speak well at all. The
South-West has been completely neglected and
the South-East too. The South-West was neglected
during the President Goodluck Jonathan years. The
South-West must rise up against this.”

Similarly, an APC chairman in another South-West
state, who also spoke on condition of anonymity,
said the list of the new appointees had left him
perplexed.

The chairman said, “This is not good at all. Why
should he choose everybody from the North? I am
sure he did not confide in anybody before drawing
up the list and making the announcement. We will
continue to watch. It is condemnable.”

In the same vein, an APC member of the House of
Representatives, said the leaders of the party in the
South-West were shocked by Buhari’s latest
appointments.

“He didn’t tell anybody. We are all shocked. The
real shocker would be when he is going to appoint
ministers. The only thing that would save us is
that he is mandated constitutionally to choose
from all states, otherwise, he would have chosen
all the ministers too from the North,” the female
member of parliament said.

The new SGF graduated from the Ahmadu Bello
University, Zaria, in 1979 with a Bachelor of
Engineering degree and worked with the Delta Steel
Company, Aladja, Nigerian External
Telecommunications Limited and Data Sciences
Limited before establishing his own ICT and
Telecommunications consulting firm in 1990.
Kyari, the new Chief of Staff to the President, holds
Bachelors and Masters Degrees from the University
of Cambridge and the University of Warwick in Law
and Sociology.

The new Comptroller-General of Customs, holds
Bachelors and Masters Degrees in Criminology. He
was military administrator of Kaduna State from
1996 to 1998.



http://www.punchng.com/news/apc-leaders-angry-as-buhari-appoints-more-northerners/

BENIN CITY—GOVERNOR Adams Oshiomhole of Edo State, has described Mr Godsday Orubebe, former Minister of Niger Delta Affairs, as an elevated thug and a political jobber, who is out to make noise as a means of getting his next meal ticket. In a statement by his Chief Press Secretary, Mr Peter Okhiria, the governor in reaction to Orubebe’s fresh attack on him, said: “Reading Godsday Orubebe’s infantile outburst saying that the governor of Edo State is a “garage boy,” easily exposes the boondocks orientation and lowly mind of someone, who almost plunged the country into political anarchy in the last general election.

It easily underscores one of the reasons why the Goodluck Jonathan administration failed abysmally to understand the nexus between promise and performance, between problems and solutions, and above all between prosperity and poverty. “Orubebe is no more than a common tout and political thug, too illiterate to know the difference between a “garage” and a “motor park,” recruited by his paymasters as Deputy Director- General of the 2015 Goodluck/Sambo Campaign Organisation, and agent provocateur to truncate the last elections.

But for the maturity and sound leadership orientation of Professor Atahiru Jega, Nigeria would still have been reeking in utter anarchy and political protestations. “With such indecorous conduct coming from a man who ostensibly is an “Elder’ of a Church, calls to question the whole essence of his character, personality, upbringing and spirituality. That singular conduct of his at the election is a living symphony of his egregious blunder, absurdities, incongruities and oddities, all of which are attributes of touts always desirous to make their voices heard.

“It is due to his amnesia that he forgot to understand that as a Nigerian and Governor of a State, Oshiomhole has statutory right to go in and out of the Presidential Villa to discuss issues that affect Edo State. Former President Jonathan was President of Nigeria and not President of his party, the PDP. He was under obligation to attend to all parties and persons irrespective of their political affiliation.

“The real problem of former President Jonathan was having people like Orubebe, who pigeon-holed him as president of the Ijaw nation and prevented him from appreciating the enormity of the challenges facing the Nigerian nation. To further compound the challenges was the dénouement of his unruly and thuggish imputation during the elections, such tendentious character index that is now synonymous with this Niger-Deltan.” that notorious script; such a shameless role by a shameless father who was supposed to be a role model for good parenting.”







http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/08/orubebe-an-elevated-thug-oshiomhole/

U ARE TOTALLY FAR FROM THE TRUTH...may God help u

raayah:
Organized religion is one of the major causes of the increase in crime rate .

Deeper Life is a major culprit. They encourage their workers to quit their jobs so that they can 'serve god' more. After doing this, they start living in poverty, become desperate and turn to crime.

I was born and bred deeper life. I know first-hand what goes on there. They are very hypocritical. They encourage their members to breed like rats.

How can you encourage jobless men to have 8 kids. I remember one member was arrested for stealing pigs to feed his large family. He was unemployed like the rest.

what of the brothers that were warned to quit their jobs because they missed workers meeting? The stupid one who complied are still looking for jobs today.

Don't let me start with deeper life today.

Organized religion is the major culprit for crime.

ladyF:
Translation....maybe pls?

IT WOULD TAKE A LOT OF TIME TO DO THAT....AND BESIDES THERE ARE SOME SLANGS THERE THAT CANNOT BE CHANGED TO ENGLISH LANGUAGE

Imagine if ATM in Naija speak our
dialect
If U are in a sophisticated area like
BANANA ISLAND, here is how the ATM
would communicate;

ATM: Welcome Mr. Adenuga.

-Please, enter your secret number.

-How much will you like to withdraw?

Thank you for banking with us, Mr. Adenuga.


…….but if you are in a place like
MUSHIN, here is how it will respond;
After a guy inserts his card, inputs his
pin,


ATM: Haaaaaaaaaaaa, Omo Iyami,

-tuale baba agba, owo meji fun eyan kan

-omo iya ma je ki won ri numba
e...malogo

-se o wa pa?


Guy: Mo wa pa baje baje.

ATM: Elo ni k’omo aye po jade?

(guy inputs 10,000)

ATM: (dispenses cash).
Omo Iya, ma jeun lo ntie.



In a place like IBADAN.
An Ibadan woman inserts her card,
inputs her secret code.

ATM: (In Ibadan tone)
-Ekabo Iyami,e ni soriburuku

-e te numba yin ni kanmo kanmo

-So nsure?

-Elo le fe gba?

(Woman enters N2,000)

ATM: Iya, ko ma s’owo lapo yin ke!
(Woman enters N2,000 again)

ATM: Se ko nse afise?

-Mo ro pe eti yin di?

Mo so pe ko s’owo lapo yin.

(For the third time, woman enters
N2,000 again, thinking it was an error
on the ATM’s part)

ATM: (pauses for a while)
mo ro pe ori yin ti buru
-Oma saaro kutukutu ke.

-Alawin laaro ojo aje.

-To ba pe ko o to fa kadi re yo, emi ma
a gbe je ni.

-Alawin osi.kuro ko je ki awon olorire wa
gbowo


In a place like IJEBU
A woman inserts her card & pin

ATM: Omo alare,
-elo ro nfe gba?
(Woman enters N2,391.50K)

ATM: Pause for about one minute,
trying to understand the digits.
After about a minute, ATM replies,

ATM: Iya, mo nbo!!
E je nsare lo wa shenji wa..

1Sam4:22; 4:3-11 And she said,The glory is departed from Isreal: for the ark of God is taken.
The ark of God which is an epitome of God's presence in Isreal could nothing like defending them when faced with defeat due to Indiscipline, Covetousness, Hypocrisy, Adultery, Backsliding, Obstinacy and Disobedience. With the aim of the Israelites using it as defence and defending it-The soul that sinneth it shall die. The ark get to Ashdod,The presence of the ARK started working by cutting off dagon and smotng the men of the city,both small and great,and they had emerods in their secret parts.
Why the ark of God is doing wonders in an Idolatrous city and not in an Iniquitous city of Isreal? To put the BIBLE or any religous material under the pillow will do no one any good unless its content is believed and practice..PSALMIST know the importance of hidding the word of GOD in his heart (PSALM 119:11). The downfall of dagon did not teach them enough lessons.It is not good to wait until there is retribution as a result of sin before one REPENTS.. THE BEST TIME TO AMEND OUR WAYS IS NOW..2 Corinthians 6:2 (For he saith, I have heard thee in a time accepted, and in the day of salvation have I succoured thee: behold, now is the accepted time; behold, now is the day of salvation.)

Phone Message conservation GIRLFRIEND: Good morning sweetheart.(Sen t)
BOYFRIEND: Good morning darling. (sending failed)
GIRLFRIEND: Why don't you want to reply my message, don't you have my time?(Sent)
BOYFRIEND: I have tried to reply but the network is poor! (sending failed)
GIRLFRIEND: if you don't love me; ignore my message, if you really love me; reply me.(Sent)
BOYFRIEND: I Love You. (sending failed)
GIRLFRIEND: Do you love me (Sent) BOYFRIEND: I Love You Baby. (sending failed)
GIRLFRIEND: Never speak to me again!(Sent)
BOYFRIEND: I Love You Sweetie (sending failed) GIRLFRIEND: Do you want to end our relationship?
BOYFRIEND: I'm fed up of this shit..!!! (Message Sent). --------------- ---------- Pls, Which Network is this..?? (A) MTN (B) ETISALAT (C) AIRTEL

2015 WASSCE: WAEC Decries Mass Failure, Threatens To Withhold Results




Less than 45 per cent of those who sat for
the 2015 West African Senior School
Certificate Exams (WASSCE) passed with
credit grade and above, a trend that would
seem to have continued from 2013.



The poor performance has been put down
to a lack of preparation and teaching
facilities, and an inadequate number of
quality teachers.


To defeat the menace and also curb
examination malpractice, the Head of the
West African Examination Council (WAEC)
national office in Nigeria, Charles Eguridu,
said proper technology had been deployed.
Meanwhile, the examination body said that
19 states out of the 36 states of the
federation are owing about four billion Naira
exam entry fees for State government
sponsored candidates in the May/June
2014 and 2015 WASSCE.

Speaking to Channels Television after
addressing a press conference, Mr Eguridu
maintained that the body was cash-trapped
and was struggling with meeting its
financial obligations.
He also noted that the Council may delay
the release of results of government
sponsored candidates when the council
announces the May/June 2015 WASSCE
results.

He said: “A total number of 19 states in the
country owe the Council in respect of entry
fees for state government sponsored
candidates for the May/June 2015 WASSCE.
Some states also still owe the Council
registration fees for the May/June 2014
WASSCE.

“We have written to the affected State
governments without any response. The
poor response of the ‘debtor states’ is
threatening the smooth operations of the
Council.


“We therefore want to publicly plead with
the affected states to off-set the registration
fees of their candidates as soon as
possible, as we cannot guarantee that the
results of their candidates for the May/June
2015 will be released along with others”













http://www.channelstv.com/2015/07/27/2015-wassce-waec-decries-mass-failure-threatens-to-withhold-results/

Nawaooooo.... See Wahala oooooo. . Some people can be annoying oooo This Lagos sef don tire me. Jeje I was sitting in my car on a very long fuel queue from the Mobil in Maryland.
This Queue was almost getting to Anthony Bus- Stop. It was one of those days where no Fuel at all. Suddenly na him I see one guy run past my car with Jerry Can in one hand shouting "Won Ti Bere oooooo" I quickly jumped out of my car opened my Booth, got my Jerry Can and ran after him. He kept on running towards Maryland. When he got to the Filling Station he shouted again "Won Ti Bere Oooo" this in yoruba actually means "They have started oooooo"
He ran past the Filling Station and headed towards Sheraton Hotel. Those that know this area will understand the distance. I tried to run faster to catch up and ask "Kini Won Bere" Meaning what have they started? But this boy ran faster. I looked back and I saw like 6 people had joined us everybody with Jerry Can in one hand. We continued past Sheraton and headed towards Ikeja Bus-Stop.
When we got to Ikeja Bus-Stop he shouted again "Won Ti Bere Oooooo". ....and continued running we all continued too asking each other wetin happen but nobody seemed to know as we chased after him.
Finally we got to Oshodi Isale and he shouted again by this time we were like 30 people running after him all of us with Jerry Can in one hand. He shouted again "Won Ti Bere Oooooo!!!!!! He continued running towards Iyana Isolo and finally after getting to Iyana Isolo he stopped and we were all gasping for breath both Men and Women some with pot bellies, I moved close to him and asked Kini won bere?
(What have they started) He answered "Chelsea ati Arsenal ni, Won Ti Bere Match!" (They have started) Chelsea Vs Arsenal Match) I # fainted . . . # gUdnite_Besties

Taylor86:
wetin concern me
buhari chopping GEJ past glory
from bailout fund to $ fall
patiently waiting for $1=N1
till it happens
i rest my case

dont mind them....na GEJ cause am. am watching in 3.8D..LOLZ

A middle-aged man, Juma Kabigi, has emerged champion of a food competition in Uganda, reports The Daily Monitor, one of the country’s newspapers.
The Daily Monitor, in a series tweets, said Kabigi ate among other things – three loaves of bread, eight chapatis, 10 eggs, two raw cabbages, four apples and two bundles of raw green vegetables. Mr Kabigi it was reported won 10, 000 Ugandan shillings ( $3, £2, N625) for all his trouble.




http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/07/food-competition-man-ate-to-deathover-n625/

Nigerian has been beleveled by massive unemployment in recent years. Many jobs are being lose and few jobs are being create mainly by the private sectors. One of the essential reasons of having a higher education is to secure a better job.
Though in Nigeria, there are limited jobs avaliable when compare with large number of job seeker. Despite government policy and their perceived conviction of finding a lasting solution for unemployment and youth empowerment, much has not been changed recently.
In as much as the content of this article is not about unemployment, but it helps to drive us and shine more light about choosing courses or programme in our universities for a better employability.
In these tough unemployment condition where more graduates are joining already graduated student in search of a better job, for future students planning to enroll for their higher education degrees in Nigeria univerisities, there is need to consider and choose a course that holds a better future for you than just going to university because you want to follow other or you want to please society for being a graduate.
I stand to be corrected. In most developed world, the department of labour and statistic usually publish a labour outlook report which predicts jobs that will be in high demand currently and within a stipulated time-frame based on economic trend. This is a vital information for those who wish to switch field and students about enrolling on for a course in the university, but there is no such statistic in Nigeria which could server as a guide. Which course hold a better future for you in Nigeria in term of employment and reasonable payment?.
I do not in anyway wish the bring down any field or profession but the fact still remains that in Nigeria, there are some fields that you hardly see an advert about a vacant position. Some of the course that I listed here can be rewarding with high chance of employment and big bucks salary.
1. Health care Health care is an indispensible area in human endeavour. We can carry out activities soundly only when we are healthy. No matter the way you look at it Medicine as a course hold better employment opportunity. There are other mergering field within the medical field, biomedical engineering, telemedicine ect. that can boost you chance of employment.
2. Engineering Engineering is without mention a good field to choose. Many will argue with me that there are a lot of engineering graduates that loiters along the street with no job. Beside being true but the opportunities are glaring. If you are thinking of engineering course, I presumably beleive that telecommunication specialities is that bomb. things like antenna technology and signal processing. Also the next hot area within computer is mobile apps. Almost every tech guy in Nigeria is preaching about web development and design while limited companies are in mobile apps world. You can fit in by learning java for Java 2 ME and andriod apps or objective C for Iphone and Ipad apps development.
3. Environmental The whole world is pushing and moving towards green evironment, green production and green energy. Alternative energy is an emegring area that will bring back life to graduate who followed this path in the degrees. The courses to consider within these areas are biotechnology (biogas production), solar energy generation and bio- remediation.
4. Marketing Almost every company is in the business to make profit. As Nigerian economy constantly expands and grows, there will be a continous need for marketers who will use their professional skills to make sure that their products are not only produce but customers are waiting for it to be produce. Consider Marketing within the faculty of management science.
5. Designers Graphic design, animator and video game designer is a constantly growing area in Nigeria that might interest you. If you are interested, you can choose to study computer graphics in the university, I wish to emphasis that passion drives most of the things we enjoy doing. Make sure that the passion is there before starting. This is not the exhausted list of the best study field or professions that has a better opportunity and possible big salary. You can suggest you own field and it might serve as an idea for others. Enjoy………

Ibadan – Satguru Maharaji ji, the founder of One
Love Family, has advised President Muhammadu
Buhari to use traditional means to tackle the Boko
Haram insurgency.
Maharaj ji gave the advice on Sunday in Ibadan at
a press conference to mark the 35th anniversary of
the One Love Family in Nigeria.
He said that this approach became necessary in
order to overcome the incessant killing of innocent
people by the terrorist group.
Maharaji ji said traditional leaders have some
powerful traditional deities that could help find
solution to the Boko Haram insurgency within
weeks.
“If the traditional leaders are involved in the
process of addressing the issue, the crisis will
soon be forgotten.
“The president needs to consult people such as
me and other traditional leaders to break the myth
surrounding the Boko Haram terrorist movement.
“They do not know the teachings of Islam and
need to be dealt with traditionally because they are
being used by some people and they use religion
as a cover to create trouble,’’ Maharaj ji said.
Maharaj ji lauded Buhari for his initiative on salary
cut, adding that more steps needed to be taken in
reducing the cost of governance.
He also advised Buhari to set up a Salary
Restructure Committee to look into the salaries and
allowances of the President, Vice President,
members of the National Assembly and ministers
with a view to reducing their emoluments.
“The committee would come out with a uniform
salary scale and allowances that would not be as
much as the present one.
“This would be better than an individual cutting
his salary and the others not doing so.
“The money generated from this reduction can be
used for development projects that would have
direct impact on the ordinary masses,’’ he said.
He also urged the president to monitor the
constituency allowances being given to the
National Assembly members by ensuring that the
money was being used judiciously.
“In order to eradicate corruption, the politicians
should be made to swear with the god of iron
instead of using Quran and Bible during their
inauguration.
“This will bring sanity into the system and prevent
political office holders from stealing public funds
because thunder will strike the thieves among
them to death instantly,’’ he said.
The One Love Family leader warned against same
sex marriage, saying it should not be allowed in
Africa as it remains a taboo on the continent.


http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/07/use-traditional-means-to-tackle-boko-haram-satguru-maharaji-ji-urges-buhari/

2nd Semester Exams For All Departments Course: Love Mathematics. Course code: MTH 211 All questions carry equal marks. Time allowed: 2hrs, 30 minutes.
1. If a girl is in love for 3 years and at the end, the guy breaks up with her, WHAT is the formula for calculating such love and time wasted?
2. As a guy, you dated more than 7 chicks at a time. Using the Almighty Formula, CALCULATE the expenses and loss in handling all of them?
3. STATE 5 differences between Orobo (fat) girls and Lekpa (skinny) girls.
4. With the aid of a labelled diagram, DRAW and EXPLAIN the term "Ukwu". (Question 5- For girls only)
5. Using Laws of indices, CALCULATE the disappearance of your boyfriend whenever you demand for an iPhone 6. (Question 6- For boys only.)
6. You send an airtime worth #1500 to your girlfriend and she sends you a 'Please call me I Love You' text. CALCULATE the profit and Loss of the airtime being sent and use the proportional ratio to attain the equation.
7. You broke up with your girl because of Christmas gifts, etc. Using quadratic equation, CALCULATE how long it'll take you to get her back in January.
8. As a guy, you are dating other people's sister, but you don't want any other guy to date your sister. CALCULATE the percentage of your foolish and wicked behaviour. (Take pie =3.14)
9. When you check a Facebook profile, 99% of guys are single as their marital status states, and 99.9% of the girls are dating, engaged, in a relationship or married. BRIEFLY explain who they are all dating in not less than two sentences. N/B- Attempt all question to avoid carry-over! GOODLUCK!

Often times i av been disturbed by state of health of some people..SOMETIMES i do wonder if we have medical personnel at all. There is no blessed day when one would not hear of an occurrence of a new ailment or the other not to talk of the prevailing ones.
Who knows may be the medical personnel are not been taught well or ARE THEY THE ONE THAT DO NOT APPLYING WHAT THEY HAVE LEARNT IN SCHOOL to tackle the challenges of everyday SADLY, they themselves do fall victim of one of those diseases..
if all wishes were to be granted..i would love to become ARISTOTLE so that i would find solution to any challenges that comes across my way......

pls let say our view about THIS

though, i dont know much about lawan and akume. i strongly object saraki becoming the senate president. to my best knowledge saraki is not fit for the post bcoz he is bad,corrupt, inhuman......

NIGERIAN PUBLIC SCHOOL BE LIKE .....

where are the bad belle pple...so all nigerians can claim the glory of chuka umunna (who happens to be an igbo by tribe) but if it is the other way round,pple will start calling igbo's different names

THAT BLOODY MOMENT WHEN ITS
EXAM PERIOD, ALL NIGHT ON YOUR
MIND, YOU JACK AND CRAM AND
CALCULATE AND CRAM JACK AND
JACK AND YOU CAN FEEL THE
SATURATION OF YOUR HEAD DEEP
DOWN IN YOUR SOUL AND IT'S LIKE
YOUR EYE WANT TO BLEED BUT
YOU ARE STILL NOT SATISFIED
WITH WHAT YOU HAVE JACKED,
BUT THEN YOU ARE FULLY
SATURATED AND THEN GRADUALLY
YOUR CONSCIOUSNESS BEGINS TO
DRIFT, YOUR EYELIDS BEGINS TO
CLOSE YOUR BRAIN BEGINS TO
SHUT DOWN BUT YOUR PEN IS
STILL IN YOUR HAND ON TOP OF
YOUR BOOK AND THEN THERE IS
THIS SUBTLE TRANSITION FROM
THE ACTUAL REALITY YOU ARE
FACING. AND ALASS!!!! YOU WAKE
UP THE NEXT MORNING STILL IN
CLASS YOU HAVE 8 AM PAPER AND
ITS ALREADY 9:30 AM ...............
............................................ AT
THIS MOMENT YOU ARE LIKE
JEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSUUU!!!!!!!
# THE LIFE OF AN FUT
STUDENT#TGIF FREESTYLE#

some one should tell this man to keep quiet..must he bring himself so low all in d name of getting known by nigerian....i just dey watch..let them stop it

Holy Toasting...!
Boy: do you have a boyfriend?
Girl: No. I don’t want a boyfriend.
Boy: Genesis 2:18 “The Lord God said, ‘It is not
good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper
suitable for him’.”
Girl: But I don’t love you.
Boy: 1 John 4:8 "Whoever does not love, does not
know God, because God is love.”
Girl: So how do I discern that your words are true?
Boy: Matthew 12:34b “For the mouth speaks what
the heart is full of."
Girl: But how can I be sure that you are faithful
and honest?
Boy: Mark 13:31 “Heaven and earth will pass away,
but my words will never pass away."
Girl: But why me? There are so many girls out
there.
Boy: Proverbs 31:29 “Many women do noble
things, but you surpass them all!”
Girl: But what do you see in me, that makes you
love me?
Boy: Song of Songs 4:7 " You are altogether
beautiful, my darling; there is no flaw in you."
Girl: But really, I’m not that beautiful … you’re
exaggerating.
Boy: Proverbs 31:30 “Charm is deceptive, and
beauty is fleeting; but a woman who fears the Lord
is to be praised.”
Girl: What will happen if I say yes?
Boy: Genesis 2:24 “That is why a man leaves his
father and mother and is united to his wife, and
they become one flesh."
Girl: How is it that you know so many Scriptures?
Boy: Joshua 1:8 “Keep this Book of the Law always
on your lips; meditate on it day and night, so that
you may be careful to do everything written in it.
Then you will be prosperous and successful. "
Girl: Wooow, I can see you really love God.
Boy: Psalm 34:8 “Taste and see that the Lord is
good; blessed is the one who takes refuge in Him!”
Girl: Hmmm. Ok please just give me some time to
think about this.
Boy: Philippians 4:8 "Finally, brothers and sisters,
whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is
right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely,
whatever is admirable—if anything is excellent or
praiseworthy—think about such things."
Girl: owwww I love you already
Boy: Revelations 22:21b "Amen."
Happy new month.....

Mhizizzy:
It does not happen in my skul

this is my third year in university and av never experience any of one mentioned above....i guess those points above are rampant in polytechnics

A supporter of President-elect Muhammadu
Buhari, identified as Abubakar Duduwale, has set
for a walk from Yola in Adamawa State to Abuja.
He told newsmen in Yola on Saturday at the ouset
of the walk that the adventure was to express his
joy over the emergence of Buhari as president-
elect.
Duduwale, from Yola North Local Government
Area of Adamawa State and Chamba by tribe,
reportedly began the journey at Yola Gate on
Yola-Numan highway at about 6.30am.
He said he had wanted to start the journey a day
after the Independent National Electoral
Commission announced Buhari as the winner of
the March 28 presidential election, but noted that
somebody from Lagos pre-empted him.
“The reason why I am trekking from Yola to Abuja
is to express my joy and solidarity with
President-elect Muhammadu Buhari.
“I want to trek from Yola to Abuja to witness the
inauguration ceremony of President-elect,”
Duduwale said.
The News Agency of Nigeria recalls that Suleiman
Hashimu, a supporter of Buhari, had earlier
undertaken such walk from Lagos to Abuja, which
he concluded recently.



http://www.punchng.com/news/another-buharis-supporter-starts-pre-inauguration-walk-from-yola/