Abi my broda. 4k wey get leg, hand nd head 4 letter wey i go print. NYSC dumb small sha, anywhr dem carry me go i dey ready.

Adewunmi84: abi mo ti san ni!!!a no pay o

Food science

bimofalad:


At all, just wanna knw my peepz, u r from wic dept

We booku here. Hope no p

bimofalad: Any Unilorite in here?

Happy bday 2 u Heineken, wullnp in gud health and in wealth. Bigger u bro

Lolz

Akerry: AKERRY's NEWS****** *MR PERO,our riddles master is missing, *Adufesexy Ministry not functional anymore, holy and unholy kisses halted for now * Curiouses promise to turn sodiqyinka to thousandnaire by becoming his secretary over NYSC matters,hehehehe* *''how does it affect the price of garri'' this was the comment made by some jealous guys over MR Rashfat emergence as the MR FTC on the award winning page500. *more news after the commercial break* hahahahaha

I'm okay

dania30:
U bam jor. Abeg chop knuckle
I'm good o...u?

Chelsea 4 life. KTBFFH

Nigerdeltaboi:
nice one babe
UP BLUES
*abeg bros serve everybody for house with big fanta and COSTA biscuit*

dania30:
Lol congrats o. Na my space be dt b4 ooo. Chai! But as na u no wahala. D ftc still rub me

As u no dey house dat tym e no o gud make anoda person steal my sis space na hin i con cover 4 u. Hw u dey na

Odeshi

Taiye4Christ:

Hehehehehehe
You go wound o!

Wetin be d news abeg? Me no hear anything oooo

chrisantus25:
Present sir, abeg which news b dt op no b d same news wey I dey hear also cos I no wan belief am

I hear u bros

Horlawoomey: You too make sense padi mi

Plus d 10bottles wey chairmo dey owe me equals 34green bottles. I dey wait oooo

Horlawoomey: so na you carry FTC for the 500th page, I just dey wonder why you dey congratulate yourself...... You are special dude because some people will not be happy about this...... 2 crates of STAR for you.

Chairmo, u dey owe me 3 b4 ooo plus 7 equals 10 Issorai

Akerry: you guys are simply 'the best'. 500 pages don waka,we still dey carry go...@rashfat,Mr FTC,i owe u 7green bottles....*ONE LOVE*

Ds wisdom no go ever leave u nd ur household oooooo. Best response

Taiye4Christ:
Just like if our names are not found on page 0, we should be considered inactive, abi?

Thank u my guy (but u no be aboki). Dania30 na my sister na (Edo tins). Na d zeal wey she get help me achieve am so. I bet she go too happy.

Taiye4Christ:
First to comment... Na the space wey dania30 book na im you chop so.

We r going thr 2 make a difference. No dey fear u hear.

Idboyostic: hahaha....9ice one but how does it change the price of garri in the market?....*TeethOut

Abi na wetin man go do, but wait ooo, What is d meaning of FTC?

Taiye4Christ:
Apemo‘ra la npe temidiire.

Hilarious “vote of thanks“ there! FTC things, abi?

D yoruba quote

Taiye4Christ:
Hahahaha
Hilarious! Which quote be that?

Edo no dey carry last. Hello! Hello! Hello! Testing 1, 2, 3. All thanks 2 GOD almighty 4 ds grt achievement coz many wished but YOU choose me (na many ppl dey run race but no be all of dem dey collect prize oo, na 1 dey win. Na so e dey Bible), BABA, i'm grateful. A big thank u to d chairman Akerry nd Chairlady Luvlycutesomething something 4 giving me d chance 2 be a member of ds grt family. To all Unilorites on ds thread, i love u all, my fellow Edolites (d heartbeat of d Nation) i love una die. My personal persons on ds thread Horlawoomey, Taiye4christ etc i swear una too make sense. Well, na simple mathematics plus GOD make ds dream a reality. I love u all

Thank u bro... Make Me sef dey c mouth take talk na if all ds jjc wey just come dey talk anyhw 4 future na, make i dey like " i was thr wen d thread hit page 500", u still remember dat my quote na.

Taiye4Christ:
True to your word, you ‘re still around. Have a great weekend too, bro.

What of shoki

jennyesh: About to Sekem

Good morning house, hw're u? Hope u're all fine? Do Av a wonderful weekend

Hmmmm me, EDO boi in nd out, my papa pikin. Lolz........ Hw far na, hw u dey, gud morning

jennyesh: Hmmmm U

Present sir! Hope no p sha coz i don big pass tanke

Idboyostic: not @all....Unilorite abeg where una dey oo

Mo n duro de peji 500. Lolz.........Yoruba ppl wey dey here i hope sey i try sha

Roger dat

Taiye4Christ:
A simple thing when looked at in a glance becomes difficult. Take your time to critically look it.

Whats d theory?

Taiye4Christ:
Hahahahaha
Honestly, I no settle down read that yoruba part.
That just confirms the theory a friend once shared with me.

Lolz....hw far na

Horlawoomey: see Mr truant

Yaounde

Taiye4Christ:
Welcome, the runaway Rashfat. Where you run go, first. Cotonou? Or Monrovia?

Thank u very plenty


We hail you too, WELLA.

U be yoruba na, u suppose understand


Ewooooo! Oya, come translate this incantation wey you write so. Na only “Temidire“ I understand there (my own don good/better)

u're welcome


Thank you
*makes room for him and hands him a cup of jolly jus*
No run go again o.

i no run b4

Here comes d runaway Rashfat. I hail everybody 4 d house, well, apemora la npe temidire. #sits on d floor like an Alfa# Waiting 4 d thread 2 hit page 500. Taiye, enjoy d seat en.

Taiye4Christ: If you are not here when this thread hits page 500, you are on a very looooooooonnnnggggg thing.
*grabs a seat and sits comfortably*
#team half a millennium

Morning dear, av a wonderful week ahead

Titiluvly: Life has no smooth road for any of us; and in the bracing atmosphere of a
high aim the very roughness stimulates the climber to steadier steps, till
the legend, over steep ways to the stars, fulfills itself.
W. C. Doane

A very good morning to you lovely people....Have a Blessed week ahead!...Luv y'all


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