chuckdee4:

I wasn't actually born an idiot, it happened after i sucked your mother

I-man:

Typo. . .dumbo,the dumber you are,the more "typos" you make! Aha,so you admit you are an idiot. So you suck old women too ? You are an idiot who sucks old women. . .how sad,tell us more

That does it!!

This thread should be renamed 'Comedy Central'!!!

I just keep falling off ma chair everytime I pop in here.

I-man, good job. Keep it up!

chuckdee4:

I-man quite sliding all over my di'ck,

@Chukdee or is it 'gramatically challenged idiot'?

It's spelt 'QUIT', not 'QUITE'. Geddit?

I can't believe you have very little knowledge of English grammar, in addition to being a slowpoke.

Your case is pathetic.

chuckdee4:

At the moment covers the whats happened in the season so far

I-man:

Grammatically challenged idiot. . . .

Didn't w'anna post here till I saw those two posts.

I-man, I've g'otta give it to you.

That was HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!! I fell off ma chair.

Hahahahaha

@Head Nigga IN Charge

My bad. . . My bad. . .

I forgot to add Lasagne.

Arsenal:

4. Sagna - Decent player. But he is more popular for being the ugliest player in the history of the round leather game. Nuff said.


@Jackal

I see what you meant by the clever-dumb thang. Just take a look at the intelligent posts we've been making and see how these dumb Gaynners are creeping in to spoil shit.
But it's all good - We can't all be intelligent. Afterall, if the Gaynners had brains, this place would be boring, as there'd be no one to pick on.

chuckdee4:

@ Razorr u forgot Sagna and Bendtner aint a new signing

Chuckdee, Sagna joined Arsenal in July, so he's a new signing. You should know that as a GAYnner.

Get your facts right.

Bleep's sake, why can't you just meet normal and intelligent Gaynners? Must they all have brain problems?

See Bandit in the other thread saying Arsenal WON the match against United last Saturday. If you challenge him now, he'd say it was a mistake.

OK. . . Here's another example -

HNIC:

Bendtner has ALWAYS been a Gunner and was NEVER a new signing like you mentioned

So according to 'head nigga in charge', Bendtner was playing for Arsenal on the day Jesus walked on water.

Bloody gays!!!!

Head Nigga In charge, there is something I keep saying. It's that if you're a fool, no one would know it if you keep your mouth shut.

Firstly, you said: -

HNIC:

Brendtner

Even I, a non-Gaynner knows that name is spelt 'Bendtner ', a Danish name and not 'Brendtner' like you call him.
Also, he went out on loan to Birmingham, shortly after he played his first game for your first team, so he qualifies as a new signing. It's the same story with Alex.

Also, In my post, I mentioned 'top signings' of these three clubs.

Since you are uneducated, let me tell you what top signings are: - They are signings that made headlines. Pizarro, Sidwell and Haim were all free transfers, so they did'nt make major headlines and as such won't feature as 'top signings'.

Belleti, Alex, Malouda, Nani, Anderson, Hargreaves and Tevez have made the most headlines so they were mentioned. I had to come up with the best 3 names from Arsenal, cause if I had not mentioned the Gaynners, you'ld have come asking for blood.

Get it now? Or are you too busy plucking out the sperms from where your brain should be to be able to concentrate?

Jackal:

Almunia(30)

Sagna(24) Toure(26) Gallas(30) Clichy(22)

Eboue(24) Cesc(20) Flamini(23) Rosicky(27)

Hleb(26) Adebayor(23) . . . . . . . . . .AVERAGE AGE IS 25.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Van Der Sar(37)

Brown(28) Rio(29) Vidic(28) Evra(26)

Ronaldo(22) Owen(26) Anderson(19) Nani(20)

Rooney(22) Tevez(23) . . . . . . . .AVERAGE AGE IS 25.45
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
CAN You PLEASE TELL ME WHAT MAKES THIS ARSENAL TEAM SO YOUNG?

What da Bleep!!!

Jackal please tell me what you just posted up there isn't true!

For the first time In ma life, I'm genuinely speechless!!

WOW!!

That means if we swap Almuina with Lehmann, the age ratio with United would be equal, since Lehmann is 38.
And if we bring in Gilberto the age ratio would even go higher, since he's 32.

Mind you, Adebayor, Eboue and Toure are all West Africans, so expect them to have subtracted at least 4 years from their real ages.

WOW!!!

This is the biggest shocker I've received all week. I knew they weren't young, but I never knew it was this bad.

So much for all the 'young guns' nonsense yarns.

Bloody gays!!

I'm speechless.

Jackal, thanks for exposing em.

@Head Nigga in charge

Did you go to school at all?

I simply took the top signings of the 3 clubs and analyzed their performances. My mentioning 6 Chelsea players as against Arsenal's 3 would have made the post too long and boring.

But them again, you're a GAYnner, so why am I surprised. You have sperms where your brain should be.

Jackal:

What can i say . . . . .I pray Avram Grant manages Chelsea for 25 years !!!!!!!!!!!!

Erm erm. . . I reserve my comment on that prayer for now.


But seriously Jackal, did Trebosky really say that about Da Silva? That the pace of the PREM is too much for him?

Know what I think? I think we should ignore whatever it is that Trebor said and focus instead on what Voyeurski said yesterday - That he is a fool. He admitted that he is prone to too many mistakes, so let's just assume that most of his buys last summer where mistakes.

But on a very serious note, talking about ARSErnal and ARSEne Wenger, is it not weird that a club should have 'ARSE' in both the name of the club and the manager's name? Honestly, this didn't occur to me till you brought it up. And I was wondering why these boys are so fascinated with arse. Makes perfect sense now.

Oh and one more thing - I'm getting sick and tired of hearing the London press address em Arse as 'young guns'. It's getting disgusting.
Go do a comparative analysis of the average age of players in all the clubs in the Premiership(Excluding West African players ofcourse ) and get back to me on what you find. But how won't Le arse players look young? When all they eat is Indomie and Spermflakes.

doyin13:

Hehehehehehe. . .

No forget say we don see you finish o. . .I reserve my comment.

That was sooo funny, I forgot to laugh.


@Jackal

First things first, I've g'otta congratulate SAF on his 21st Anniversary. Every sane person has got to admit that the man has done a very good job, winning 20 titles, excluding community shields.
Let's give honour to whom it's due. The man is a legend.

Talking bout footie, I'm doing a comparative analysis on all the new boys that joined Chelsea, United and Arsenal in the summer. Maybe you can help me out.

Chelsea:

1. Alex - What can I say? His performances speak for themselves. We have conceded less goals since JT got injured and Alex played beside Carvalho. And who can forget that thunder of a set-piece he took that led to a goal in our game against Middlesbrough. Great player!!!!

2. Belletti - No matter how much you hate Chelsea, this guy just makes your heart melt. How many players can just walk into the PREM and deliver an excellent performance from their first game? Ofcourse, the first thing that comes to mind about him at the moment is the goal he scored against Wigan on Saturday. Nuff said. Great Player!!!!

3. Malouda - Great player, although he might need some time for his full potential to come out. He was a good bargain, since we sold Robben for twice the amount we purchased him for. He is not the same as Robben since Robben is an attacking winger, while he is more of a midfielder who complements and brings the best out of our left backs. Besides, he would be injured less often than Robben, as he's a very strong player like Drogba. Great player!!


Manchester United:

1. Owen Hargreaves - First things first, this guy is the most handsome guy in the PREM at the moment. Bleep Torres. But that's just ma opinion. Looks aside, this guy is a bulldog. Very strong and impressive midfielder and he proved it last Saturday. I love this guy!! Great player!!!

2. Tevez - Oh ma God! I don't think I need to say much 'bout this guy, as Jackal has already done that. He's ma kind of guy. A fighter!! Very strong, impressive and beast-like performances!! Great player!!

3. Nani - I had ma doubts about this guy when he first joined the PREM, especially when he had a slow start, but he has proved all his critics wrong. Very talented and promising player who we all should expect to take his permanent place in the first 11 real soon, especially with Giggs age-induced dwindling form. Great Player!!

4. Anderson - Same story with Nani. Was shaky at first, but settled down eventually. He has proved very useful to united of late with the spate of injuries rocking that club. Great midfielder!!


Arsenal:

1. Eduardo Da silva - Does he play in the PREM or in Arsenal's reserves?

2. Bendtner - Who?

3. Lassana diarra - Great player at Chelsea, but word has it that he can't get games at Arsenal FC cause he's straight and a born again Christian. Nuff said.



Oh by the way, can anyone please explain why Monsieur Wenger did not start any English player in the game against United on Saturday in the ENGLISH premiership?

@Trebosky

First things first. . .

Can you honestly say that Le Arse can do what Chelsea has done in the last few weeks? Do a shock recovery after a very bad spell?

I can bet ma sexy ass on the fact that if it was Wenger that was sacked before a game with United, they'ld have trashed you 7-nil with great ease. We all know how difficult it is for le arse to bounce back from bad spells and loses.

You should be the last person on Earth trying to insult Chelsea, cause last time I checked, your team of indomie boys (and girls if you count the gays like Adebayor who shags WenGAY day in day out, or how else can you explain his always being started as your major striker despite being the worst striker in England? ) have nothing on Chelsea in terms of strength in depth and player quality.

You hate us since we've made it difficult for you to win the PREM in the last 3 years and you know in the deepest parts of your heart that we would continue to do so. Well, your worst fears have been confirmed with our recent recovery from Jose's exit.

I bet you thought Jose's exit would be the end of Chelsea, but boy. . . were you wrong.

Jackal:

I was feeling CHARITABLE!!!!!!!!!

I feel you baby. . . I feel you. . .

Jackal:

@ Debosky,

You might want to thaw out those 2 brain-cells you have

Jackal, are you really sure Trebosky has only two brain cells?

debosky:

Razorr stop telling fibs, JM celebrates even when he scores/draws with his kids playing footie in the back yard, Thats why he is the only top manager in England to have gladly counted a Community Shield as a trophy.

Trebosky, admit it, you're just jealous cause the so-called 'milk cup' has eluded you for 11 years. So has the UEFA cup and any other cup in Europe. So hush about it already.

We're talking about you guys celebrating a draw at home, which is quite silly.

If I was a gaynner, I'ld be peeing in ma pants right now, seeing that other teams are fast catching up with me.

Just a few weeks back, there was a gap between you and other teams, but Manchester United has closed that gap and is now equal on points with you and Chelsea is fast closing the gap too, with only 3 points to go.

If I was you, I'ld go bury my head in shame and shrink in fear of being kicked out of the top four in a matter of time.

I won't be surprised if United, Chelsea, Man city and maybe Blackburn top the table by the end of this year.

You guys should go chew on that instead of going from igbo joint to igbo joint and dancing makossa over a draw AT HOME!!

Your lot are pathetic!

Thank God for your coach though, seeing that he's the only sane one among you. At least he has admitted to being a fool.

A-40:

@Razorr Ramon

That's it! You're now officially off ma N/L list of GAYnner muppetos.

You're such a sweet little kid.


Oh and one more thing, admit that Chelsea is g'onna overtake you on the league table in December and we'd be buddies for life.

@ANAL-40

Jose celebrated THE GOAL, the same way y'all celebrated when you scored that equaliser. Don't get me wrong, there's absolutely nothing wrong with celebrating a very late equaliser, but a draw AT HOME should never be good enough for any serious minded team, not if you intend to win the league.

It was ok to celebrate when you equalised, but did you have to extend the party for so long? Did you have to celebrate like you just won the C/L?

Honestly, the way some GAYnners are going on and on and on and chanting victory songs, I'm beginning to suspect that somewhere at the back of your minds, you know that your team is shyte. Or why else would you see a draw at home as a victory?

Anyway, I won't judge all GAYnners by the acts of the muppets on Nairaland.

@Jackal

I observed something on Saturday that made me come to the conclusion that Arsenal fans on Nairaland are muppets (apologies to no one).

I watched that game in a bar filled to the brim with Gaynners and they all screamed when their goal was scored and became sober after the match, when they discovered that they had just had a consecutive draw, AT HOME for that matter.

I think it's only in Nairaland that Gaynners celebrate a draw at home, but why should I be too surprised when they have names like Loyika, Trebosky, MC OMO , Ritchbitch and so on. The list of their weird names is endless.

By the way, in addition to being incredibly weird, these guys also talk out of their asses, or why else would they say Chelsea celebrated a draw after the match in which Essien scored a late goal at SB against em last season?

Whoever said this is defo. a muppet, cause Chelsea fans see any PREM draw as 2 points dropped, unlike our counterparts in North London.

Buncha Muppets.

By the way, ma head is still reeling from Wenger's confession to being a fool. WOW!!!

Jackal:

You might come out now and say Senderos and Djourou are better than Kolo Toure.

Hahahahaha

Jackal, pls stop cracking me up. Are they really g'onna say that?

I'm waiting to hear it from Loyika, Kit or Debo.

Hahahahaha

Oh and by the way, did Wenger really admit to being a fool? Wow!
I just saw the article and the plonker just confirmed what we have been trying to tell him all these years - that he's getting senile.

The poor guy. . . I heard that his health is failing, an infection might have affected a part of his medulla oblongata.
The poor crook.


PS: Why are y'all keeping mum bout Chelsea creeping quietly to the top of the table?

loyika:

@ Chacal
(Still don't see them getting any major trophy, then again guess the Milk cup is a major trophy for all teams nowadays ).

@Loyiski

I'm sorry to say this, but you sound like RitchBitch (chief muppeto) with that statement.

When I told you to watch your back when you were having erections and jubilating about Chelsea being at the 11th spot on the table, you told me to shut up.

Your arrogance then has now come back to haunt you.

When all is said and done about your game on Saturday, the most important thing to note would be that Chelsea won that match although we didn't play on the pitch.  Y'all just dashed us 2 clean points.

Now we've moved from 5 points behind the table leaders to just 3 points. That means one defeat for you (which is likely seeing that you'ld be playing mostly away fixtures from now) and we're equal on points with you.

I told you 3 weeks ago that by December, we would overtake you on the table and you were laughing at me.  Is it looking likely to happen or not? Seeing that we're gaining in form and you seem to be losing the essential ability to convert chances to goals, just like last season.

I said at the beginning of the season that the race for the PREM would be between United and Chelsea again and it's starting to look like it.

I-man knew what he was talking about when he said : -

I-man:

Come January when Arsenal are out of the top 2,would love to see their fans talk nonsense again You heard it here first,by January,Gunners are out of the top 2    

Please keep that statement in mind.

If I were you, I'ld forget about the United game and worry about a bigger threat - CHELSEA!!!


Blue Rules.

No one seems to have said a word about the real winner of yesterday's game between Manchester United and Arsenal - Chelsea!!!!

Yea, you heard me right - Chelsea won that game, even though we didn't play with you guys on the field.
We won by gaining two points from you guys.

Well, what can I say? Big thanks to Arsenal and Manhester United for giving two points to my club, thereby closing the gap between us to 3 points (WOW!!!).

I d'ey go sleep.

PS: If I was a GAYnner, I'ld be very upset at my club's lack of strength in depth as was exposed yesterday. You guys lack the quality that helps convert chances to goals!
And you have the audacity to celebrate a draw AT HOME!
Your lot are pathetic.

loyika:

the only mistake was forgeting we had gone 1 hour ahead.

Well, that settles the argument then. You're such a sweetheart for admitting that you were wrong.
We all make mistakes from time to time, since we're all human. Your lies have been forgiven dear.

Don't worry, I'ld send a bottle of bubbly over to your address if you guys lose tomorrow, for your consolation.

@Loyika

Hahahaha  You bloody liar!! You shot yourself in the foot and wouldn't admit it.

What you're saying is a BIG lie since you have been making that mistake in all your previous posts. I had been noticing it since but kept quiet thinking you would correct yourself. You didn't and your ignorance was getting too embarrasing.
I can't stand seeing you make a fool of yourself repeatedly, being my sweetheart,  hence my correcting you.
What you meant by 3:00pm was that the game would be over and it was a way of chickening out of the bet like you always do, since you have already said here on NL that you don't bet.


By the way, what do you make of the news of Arsenal's planned boycott of the Champion's league if Platini doesn't back down from his stance to bring in more teams from smaller Nations?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/main.jhtml?xml=/sport/2007/11/02/sfnbon102.xml

@Loyika

You seem to have very little knowlegde of British vs Naija timing.

The game is at 1:45pm Naija time tomorrow.

Olodo!

At 3:00pm, the match would still be in full swing.

Go back to school and learn geography.

Why am I surprised sef, aren't you a gooner?

@Loyika

hahahahaha

Nice try!

Scummies my first love? I don't even know the where in England Manchester United is, so how can they be ma first luv? They wish.

I never placed any bet that Arsenal would lose against Liverpool. I didn't trust Liverpool that much, since they've been shaky of late. I was just bragging to rile you up.

But United is a different ball game. They are the only team, apart from Chelsea, I can put my money on to trash you guys at the moment, considering their striking form. Their current attacking line-up is the scariest at the moment.

But you never answered ma question. Deal or no deal?

Please note that when I say do without P/H gals, I mean:

No touching. . .

No smooching. . .

No kissing. . .

No playing with any P/H manufactured female Robot. . .

No blowjobs. . .

No 69. . .

Deal?

@Debosky

What kind of question is that? Jackal told me you sent him a picture of that thing sometime back, when he first joined N/L. During the time you were pleading with him to date ya.
I didn't scream when he told me cause I wasn't shocked, ur being a gaynner and all.

By the way, word just reaching ma news desk says Lehmann is g'onna start tomorrow ahead of Almunia. But it's still a rumour. I'ld wait for some confirmation of the news.

@Loyika

Enough with all the noise already!!! Let the bloody game come and go!

By the way, let's place a bet on this match. If Arsenal wins, I owe you an airline ticket to go watch Nigeria's first game in Ghana 2008 against Drogba, Eboue, Toure and co. But if you guys lose, you would have to do without P/H girls for 4 months. Deal?

By the way, do you know I've never lost a bet where Arsenal is concerned?

fynewaka:

With an Owen behind, Anderson can express himself efficiently! He is just going to be a perfect match for Cesc. I have a feeling that Cesc will outrun GIGGS considering the age difference bw them.

Errr. . . I'm not too sure about that. Owen is fresh from injury(albeit passed fully fit) , so I wouldn't w'anna place too much responsibility on his shoulders. If I told you I had a whole lot of confidence in Anderson, I'ld be lying to you.

I'm not too comfortable with an Owen Anderson partnership at this time.

Y'all should come up with a better plan for Cesc.

I-man:

United,on the other hand,is full of match winners-Rooney,Tevez,Ronaldo and Giggs. . .even Vidic is a potent goal scoring threat.

You forgot to mention Rio. The plonker seems to have imposed the extra task of scoring goals on himself of late.
You never know, he might just be the one to spoil Mr. WenGAY's day.

By the way, what do you think are the chances of Van Der Sar beating Almunia all the way from his half of the field from a goal kick?


Wow! Loyika finally shows up!!! Intelligence reaching me says he has been on the mountain throughout this week, beseeching the big man up there for a victory tomorrow.

I-man:

@Debo

Razorr's undies don't stink,trust me.I have been sniffing them and they smell good to me. . . .problem is,I felt a bit high sniffing it

I-man, I take Almighty God beg you. Please take that back. My boyfriend is a member of this board and we are getting married this december. That your post might make him dump me. You know say na lie.

Change it before I vex o!! You must be high indeed!!

Ashewo buruku!!

We're still friends sha. But we'ld become enemies if you don't beat le arse tomorrow o!

debosky:

It is the ultimate abomination to carry razorr's stinky undies on my head. . .

Debosky, I've got some prayers for you: -

May your girlfriend infect you with gonorrhea tonight. Amen!!!

May Almuinia score an own-goal tomorrow. Amen!!

May Eboue slap the ref tomorrow and get a six months ban from FIFA. Amen!!

May the ghost of J-girl (the nairaland girl who's boobies you and Akinwunmi plucked off her chest and used for rituals to make money) come from the grave to haunt you. Amen!!

All this I ask through the great power of Sango, the god of Thunder!!! Amen!!!!



Now let me hear you say one more word about Razorr's chesticles and compose more prayers!! 

bleeping pencil prick!!!

By the way, why this your obsession with Razorr's chesticles sef? If you're not obsessed with it, why do you always make noise about it?

Chineke!! I weak!!

@Kobojunkie

Are you an asp prgrammer? Please note that it's not ASP.NET I'm talking about, but ASP in VBscript in an HTML document.

There is some database connectivity code I wrote in JSP(Java Server Pages) which I urgently need to convert to ASP. Unfortunately, I've never worked with ASP in all my life.

If you're an ASP programmer, then please let's talk on yahoo mesenger. Infact, I'm buzzing you now.

Hello,

I am having problems with some database connection code using ASP (please note that it isn't ASP.NET, but ASP code in HTML).

I wrote some code in JSP, but discovered that my host would not accept it, so I need to convert it to ASP and upload it immediately.

Please anyone with knowledge of database connectivity to access with ASP should please buzz my Yahoo messenger ID. It's - infokbt.

Thank you.

Oh! I forgot to add that our first match is against Cote d'Ivoire!!! It's on the 21st of January.
That should be a cracker!!

A team with Drogba, Toure, Eboue etc versus a team with Kanu, Utaka, Obafemi Martins, etc.

Watch out for that one!!!!