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@ ![]() Puhleeeease! Drogba deserves one or two spanks for that miss yesterday. I still haven't forgiven him despite his goal and the fact that he saved us from a goal bound shot later on. @Jackal I'm really puzzled by all the noise these Gaynners are making. Admittedly, the young lad has come of age, but what's with saying he's better than people who are obviously superior to him in every department? ![]() How can they compare him to Ronaldo, who is second favourite to clinch the world footballer of the year award. ![]() ![]() |
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Jackal: I no blame you, walahi!!!! If not for Drogba being such a pillock and missing a goal I could have scored in bikini and high heels, you won't be so confident. ![]() Anyway, let's leave the PREM for now. Let's talk players. Why do people now say Fabregas is better than Ronaldo? ![]() |
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@United Fans Should we expect to see Ronaldo put on some extra pounds in the next couple of weeks? Are we g'onna start calling him 'Fat Ronnie' in a short while? I really hope not. But according to the Daily Star, your young hero now has heavy cravings for pies, chips and takeaways. ![]() ![]() http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/view/20447/RONALDO-TOLD-LAY-OFF-ALL-THE-PIES-/ Hmmmmmmmmmm Anyway, I w'anna see him gain some weight, so I can get ma revenge for what you guys did to ma darling Frank. ![]() ![]() ![]() 'Fat Ronnie' would be nice. ![]() |
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@Debosky Now be a good boy and don't get me started with ya this afternoon. ![]() Schalke 04 is 7th in the Bundesliga, while Slavia Prague is a shitty club in the Czech league ![]() No comparison whatsoever. ![]() Besides, most of the Arsenal fans I watched yesterday's matches with FELL ASLEEP. The ones who didn't sleep off just diverted their attention to the United game. ![]() Pray tell, when did Le Arse start playing boring footie? ![]() As for Cech, he'd miss only two of Chelsea's games. He'd only miss our games against Everton and Derby County, so no sweat. Cudicini would come good. ![]() ![]() Cech is the best Goalkeeper in the World!!!!!!!!!!! As for Tinubu being on Nairaland, erm erm. . . I'm not g'onna make any more comments on that till Weird MC shows up. ![]() |
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Jackal: That explains A WHOLE L'OTTA SHIT!!! ![]() ![]() |
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Jackal: Whatever you do, DON'T SELL SAHA!!! That's the best advice you're g'onna get this year from a rival fan. ![]() loyika: You should be ashamed of yourself man!! Sheffield and Bucharest? ![]() For your information, Sheffield is 12th(or more) on the table in the championship, so GO FIGURE! ![]() ![]() ![]() @TBK How do I reconcile your two statements? Firstly, you say you aren't Tinubu, then you get angry about ma statements about Tinubu and tell me to watch my mouth. If you really ain't Tinubu, why are you vexing on his behalf? ![]() ![]() ![]() Come on. . . admit it your excelency SIR, so we can give you a honorable welcome to the forum. ![]() |
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@Loyika Let me put this straight to you. . . YOU ARE BENEATH ME in all ramifications. At least you've been in the last four years. ![]() You have no credibility to back up your insults at Chelsea. Matter of fact, don't you ever open your mouth again to insult Chelsea until you succeed in beating her cause you have found it impossible to do so in the last four years. ![]() You are WAAAAAAAAAAAY beneath me and you would continue to be until the day you succeed in winning the PREM BACK-TO-BACK or having an unbeaten home record in the PREM that extends to over 70 games and counting like Chelsea is currently doing. But most importantly, don't insult ma team until you find the formula for beating us. . . Don't insult ma team until you're able to start winning matches outside of London. ![]() In short, you are too irrelevant to be taken seriously. ![]() ![]() ![]() @Jackal I spoke to Tinubu just now to confirm what you said about his joining Nairaland. You were right about that!!! I'ld get you his N/L identity soon. ![]() I then pleaded with him to forgive Loyika for shagging Remi and you wouldn't believe what his reply was. He said he sent Loyika an e-mail asking him to write a letter of apology and guess what Loyika said. Loyika told Tinubu that he would apologise over his dead body. ![]() Can you believe this guy called Loyika? The best shag he ever had was from a Governor's wife who's almost 50 years old . Sick Sick Sick!! |
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@Loyiski ![]() You obviously missed the last part of ma previous post. Lemme draw your attention to it again - Razorr: ![]() ![]() ![]() Go munch on that. Also, for the umpteenth time, mind your bloody business. Whoever's d'ick I ride is not your bleeping business. Afterall, Sarah in the Bible rode Abraham's d'ick and if Jesus did not complain, who are you to raise eyebrows about the act? ![]() ![]() And please stop side-stepping issues and address the bloody observation. ![]() |
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@JKPretty ![]() ![]() ![]() @Loyiski WOW!!!! I must really doff ma hat for you. You're really good at side-stepping issues. I brought up an issue that has nothing to do with Chelsea or United and you CLEVERLY side-stepped it and instead started talking again about irrelevant yarns. ![]() Stop being a ninny and address the point I brought up if you have anything to say. ![]() And please for the very last time, let me point out that who I shag on or off this blog is absolutely non of your business. ![]() ![]() So answer me, don't you honestly think it's strange that you guys mostly struggle when you play outside of London? ![]() PS: I can't go to your thread cause ma mama told me that evil communication corrupts good manners. And I recall that there's this saying -'Show me your friend and I'd tell who who you are' or something like that. I can't hang out with Gaynners. Can't be identified with such. ![]() ![]() |
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@JKPretty Me Vex? It's glaring that you're new here. I do this everyday. ![]() But honestly, what's so untrue about what I said? ![]() ![]() And what aroused my suspicions the most was that I called him when he went off and he sounded really strange on the phone. He was panting really hard like shit was going down, so I came to the obvious conclusion that you guys were making babies. @Jackal Where is Loyika? Fynewaka made a very good observation earlier about Le Arse ![]() Imagine them playing a goalless draw with a team that lost eight of her last ten matches(before last night) and play draws in the other two. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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@Jackal Fergie is in a foul mood. He's still seething from your draw on Saturday. I'ld love to see how this one pans out. |
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@Jackal Yea. . . I'm bad like that. ![]() ![]() ![]() Well, I can tell you what's happening between those GAYnners at this moment. Ma surveilance cameras are reporting via satelite that Weird MC has his mouth somewhere in Loyika's groin region. I'm trying to get the cameras to zoom in to get a better look and figure out what's going down, but I can tell you that Loyika's pants are down to his ankles at the moment. ![]() You'ld get more gists as the action unfolds. ![]() I've also got some cameras in Bandit's house where Trebosky is upto some very interesting shit. You'd get the gist as shit unfolds. ![]() |
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@Jackal Naaaaaa JKPretty is JK's girlfriend. He told me himself. Look at this. . . 1. They logged onto N/L at the same time and went off at the same time. They're prolly shagging as we speak. 2. They support the same club - United. 3. They both reside in Lagos. e.t.c. Do the maths. ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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@Jackal Know this plonker? http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/606/A28861194 http://www./relevance/search/Ren%C3%A9+Higuita/video/x2tyo8_rene-higuita_sport |
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@Loyikski and Trebosky Why are you deviating from the subject at hand. The subject of discussion is not FIFA or UEFA but English football. We're talking about the Viewer's double standards when it comes to matters concerning English Football. Get this straight - No one likes Blatter. I dislike the plonker maself, but in this instance he is VERY RIGHT!!! Let me ask you this: - How would it look if a team comprising purely South Africans wins the Nigerian Premier league? ![]() Would this make sense to you? ![]() It would be a big shame if Arsenal wins the PREM. A team with no English player in its primary squad. Stop hiding behind club allegiances and let's face facts - WENGER IS KILLING ENGLISH FOOTBALL!!!!! ![]() |
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@Trebosky Naaaa. . . You're getting it all wrong. What Kenyon was trying to say is that he don't w'anna be associated wiv le G-14. . . Not after the gist is now out in the streets that Le Arse is a gay club. Who would w'anna be associated wiv gays? ![]() ![]() I-man: She's JK's girlfriend. JK just confirmed that to me on YIM. I hope you weren't developing no interests cause as quiet as JK may seem, I hear he's a real life gangster. ![]() |
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@Loyika The issue here is not even whether the plan would be successfully implemented or not. What we're trying to understand is why WenGAY hates English football so much and yet plies his trade in 'ENGLISH LAND'. Why should he not have ONE Englishman in his squad? Stop kissing WenGAY's ass and admit that the man is wrong for once! Since the man hates English players so much, why won't he just pack his shit and Bleep OFF o'utta England? His saying English players are crap is an INSULT that must not go unpunished!!! By the way, has anyone heard the fresh gist from Chelsea? Kenyon just told the G-14 to take their invitation and shove it up their asses. ![]() http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11095_2866608,00.html |
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Jackal: JACKAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ![]() WenGAY couldn't have said that!!! I don't believe ya!!!! I know he's a pillock and all, but come on. . . . Did he really say that? ![]() I can't believe this guy keeps making insulting statements like this and yet he is still the darling of the London press. He should be arrested and his license to coach in 'ENGLISH LAND' should be seized! If I were the English FA, I'd pull every string I can to get FIFA to implement that policy ASAP. WenGAY is top among those killing English football!!!!! |
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@Jackal I feel you baby. . . Le Viewer is the kind of person the french would say has 'Deux Poids mesures' meaning a man with an extreme case of double standards. It's an incurable disease!!!! |
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Jackal: Well. . . That point is not too far fetched considering that he recently admitted to being mentally handicapped. ![]() But on a very serious note Jackal - In the unlikely ![]() ![]() Look at the stats. . . 98% of his squad are non-English! |
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@Fynewaka Talk about hypocrisy!! I can't believe you said what I think you just said! I'm sure I didn't hear you right. You're the last person here who should be making a statement like that. Why didn't you ask for ADMIN when you were carrying placards all over Nairaland just a few weeks back, screaming at the top of your voice that Razorr has AIDS? Admin ma ASS. @Loyika, JK and other intellectually sound N/Lers (muppets please stay off) ![]() What's the latest on FIFA's planned restriction of foreigners in footie leagues around the world? When is Blatter g'onna implement this thing . . . Cause with the way his Royal Voyeurness has been running his tongue of late, I think it should be done ASAP. ![]() Wenger said just yesterday that Fergie was being hypocritical in his statement that Arsenal would lead the protest against FIFA's planned policy but I don't see anything wrong with what Fergie said. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/article434095.ece It is very true that if FIFA implements that shit, Arsenal is DOOMED!! WenGAY saying Fergie spent most of his dosh on foreigners last summer is a whole lotta crap talk cause if you look at how much he spent on each of his new purchases, you'ld see that he spent the most amount of money on an English player, i.e. Owen Hargreaves who he spent 18 milla on. Someone should advice Prof. WenGAY to sharraaap and go do the smart thing - Suck on Blatter's d'ick to get him to change his mind bout the planned policy. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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loyika: Ok Loyika!! I've just about had it with you. Why have you been soooooo obsessed with jealousy of late about my shagging Le Chacal? ![]() Bleep's sake, you had your chance to impress me but you blew it. It's not ma fault is it? When I asked you to send a pic of your d'ick to ma e-mail box, you sent one very tiny wrinkled d'ick that scared me away from dating you. Bleep's sake, you could have at least gone to steal a d'ick picture from the internet. I'm sure there are many porn sites that you could have taken something from. You could have sent me a fake d'ick and then worried about ma finding out it's fake later. Oh and in case I forgot to tell you, another reason why I can't date you is cause you told me you LOVE anal sex. You said you were bisexual. Well, sorry sweety, but I don't like taking shit up ma ass. ![]() Anyway, it's too late to cry foul over spilt milk now. Stop being jealous about who's d'ick I'm riding. After all, you also suck kit's balls and I don't complain. ![]() Last time I checked, me and Jackal were both VERY STRAIGHT. Unlike you who shags kit day in and day out. Buncha gays!! ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Another reason why I think Grant and Roman use Jazz is cause we had two lucks last night. Firstly, we escaped with a draw and then God blessed us again by letting Rosenburg beat Valencia. We are still on top of the table and need just 2 points from our next two games to qualify. God is definitely on our side. God's favourite colour must be Blue. |
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nateevs: WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nateevs, God bless you. That was the very thought that kept running riot in my mind throughout that match. The guy on the pitch last night couldn't have been Drogba!!! ![]() Something definitely happened in the dressing room before that game. Maybe Roman or Grant insulted a player, or maybe some players fought and there was an unspoken decision by all the players to play crap. That team on display last night definitely wasn't Chelsea. I think what those boys did was deliberate. They had all decided to play crap before that match. That is the most disgusting performance I've seen from Chelsea in a long time. We didn't even play this badly in our last two defeats. I swear, whatever jazzman Grant and Roman pays to conjure up juju did a good job, cause motherluck was VERY VERY much on our side. WOW!!! I'm still stunned. ![]() The shit got soooooo horrible that I started laughing at my team! ![]() ![]() If I were the Schalke manager, I'ld tell all my boys to lie down on the floor and I'ld flog the shit out of them. Like Jackal would say, it's fuckery!!! |
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@JK We're playing Schalke. Remember we trashed em two nil at SB in the first leg? This is the return leg and they're seeking revenge. We'ld beat em again, this time in their own backyards. Chelsea has been smoking HOTTTTT of late!!! Ask Valencia and Man City if you doubt that. ![]() |
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@JK Hi dear, Where've you been? Well. . . L'emme give you a quick rundown of what's popping 'bout here. 1. Wenger admitted to being a fool. 2. Le Arse were exposed as liars. They lie about being young. 3. We discovered evidence that most Gunners are gays. 4. I noticed today that Arsenal has 'arse' in both her name and her coach's name, i.e. ARSEne Wenger and ARSErnal. 5. Well, the biggest gist for now is that Chelsea is now just 3 points behind the table leaders and fast catching up. Well, that's about it. ![]() |
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HNIC: Atiku is in da house!!!!!!!!!!!!! We're so sorry your excellency!!! So you're a GAYnner as well. . . Well, that explains a whole l'otta shit. However, you might w'anna explain what happened to Genevieve's ass to us sir. We're really curious. ![]() |
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@Jackal Let's ignore HNIC. He's obviously a muppet in HEAT! Let's talk footie. . . Did you see the pictures of Stephen Ireland celebrating his goal last night with his shorts around his ankles and wearing his superman pants? ![]()
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Jackal: Hahahahaha I'm now so weak from lafter! I've heard so much funny shit on this forum today but that's got to qualify as the BADDEST statement yet. Last time I checked, a 'baby' was 'aje-butter', born and bred in posh surroundings, while a 'pikin' was 'aje-pako', born and bred in the ghetto. Literally, it means babies eat butter and pikins eat cassava. ![]() So HNIC is a pikin! WOW! That explains a whole l'otta shit! By the way Jackal, remember I told you the first day this mutt posted that he was after your ass. The plonker just came out of the blue and started directing posts at you. Are there no more guys among Le Arse that this plonker had to come all the way over here to chase you for sexual gratification? ![]() I mean, I understand girls gunning to have a piece of your d'ick, but what's with this guy's open show of lust for you? ![]() I don't gerrit at all. It's toooooo weird!!!! |
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@Jackalm Benitez's head is on the line at the moment. His Chairman has told him he'd get the boot if he doesn't win the PREM this season, so if I were him, I'd not die over the C/L and concentrate on the PREM instead. I'ld say their struggles in UEFA has been a blessing in disguise for em, cause if they crash out at this stage, they would be able to put all their resources into the PREM, which might be dangerous for the other big teams who are participating in UEFA and other tourneys. But be that as it may, I don't believe Liverpool would not qualify for the next round of the C/L. I've got this feeling that they'd do a repeat of 2005, when they struggled in the first round of the C/L but pulled through and eventually went on to win it. Let's see how they fare in their MUST WIN game tonight though. By the way, what are your predictions for Chelsea VS Schalke tonight and your game and Le arse's game tomorrow? |
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Jackal: Hmmmmm. . . You've got a point there. This place turns into a circus when these guys are absent. When good people refuse to speak, expect cretins and attention seekers to turn the place on its head. Most times it's better to ignore them though. Let's get back to footie like TBK said. ![]() |
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coded guy: Hahahahaha Coded guy, that was a nice observation. But expect him to come back here saying it was another TYPO. ![]() Forget these Gaynners, they all have issues. I've never met a normal one in all my life. A gave some money to a guy to do some woodwork for my apartment. The guy took the money and ran. Guess what, he's a GAYnner!! I'm sure if you carry out a survey of peeps on the planet, you'ld discover that 90% of the problems we have on earth are caused by GAYnners. ![]() |
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