Rukkyola:
Lol! I will join u later. Reserve a branch 4 me.

With all pleasure beautiful, with all pleasure.

Please DO NOT LAMINATE YOUR CUL AND GREEN CARD, PLEASE.
The previous notice was mischievously directed, twas a joke and some people seem to be taking it seriously.
mbok, jor, biko, please... somebody help me tell them oh, chei!

girlyesosae:


I thought it's only the cul and green card we shouldn't laminate. I already laminated my degree.

Nooooooooooi!!! don't laminate them oh, I'm joking please. I'm joking oh god! please don't laminate your cul and green card

Rukkyola:
Lol! Feel free to join me. The mat is very large & breeze is cool.

Jor, I'm comfortable on the banana tree branch, thank you Lol

RevolutionX:
GC, let's see How many Believers we have here:
If you believe that 20th we print our CUL and stream 1 is Arriving camp from 27th April 2016, and you'll be one of those in stream 1 lemme get an Amen! or Like.
All things are possible to him... complete it yaself.
Morning Great phiful.

First part of this prophecy is fulfilled, if you'll be in stream 1 gimme another amen!! or like.
You also shall decree a thing and it'll be established unto you...

Notice Notice Notice!!!
Ensure to laminate your certificate(s), statement of result, CUL and green card. This will give you a edge over others in camp as you will not be attended to hehehe.
To them fellas who laminate anything document including receipt self.

girlyesosae:


Lol. Nevermind. Your last phrase on can i get an amen is what i was referring to.

oh! That? I seeeee... I actually taught Rupaul that. Lol

Rukkyola:

Continue screaming around the neighborhood & u will end up getting Borno
Common get inside ur house & stop clamouring into my ears. Am trying 2 receive cool breeze under dis maize tree.

LMAO @Maizetree dah!

Omolola1:
I want Lagos I want Lagos I want Lagos I want Lagos I want Lagos I want Lagos I want Lagos I want Lagos I want Lagos I want Lagos I want Lagos I want Lagos I want Lagos I want Lagos I want Lagos I want Lagos I want Lagos I want Lagos I want Lagos I want Lagos

You have Lagos, just sow a seed #grins

girlyesosae:


Amen. Is that from rupaul's drag race?

Aunty, I don't understand you. Who's Rupaul?

prindu:
Old gist, not recent at all!

eh ehn? orrrrr, I'm "uncurrent" Na

GC I'm not sure of source oh, but contains useful info. Got it from a FB page. LATEST NEWS FROM NYSC :: 1) An sms will be sent to U starting from today to notify U for ur Call-up Letter printing. 2) Only those who paid online can be able to print their Call-up Letter s starting tomorrow. 3) Note that early registration is not a determinant for stream 1. 4) U are expected to sign & put date on the space provided below on Ur Green Card with a Blue Pen not Black/Red pen, before U photocopy Ur Green Card. Remember, the signature u scanned should be same with the one u are to be signing on NYSC papers. 5) Ur states of deployment, departure date, streams will be indicated on ur Call- up letter. 6) U will print ur Call-up letter by login into ur NYSC Account. 7) On arrival to camp, u will be given documents to fill. Please make sure U go through it thoroughly after filling to avoid error, cos any errors made on it can hardly be corrected again. The Green Card and Call-Up Letter "MUST" be on colored cos colored serves as the Originals, and white/black serves as photocopies. U are needed to sign on it where 'necessary' before U photocopy. If date is required alongside signature, put the date u printed the paper.

Kbs468:

OK then or is that not the 3rd option? Representing None and/or All of the Above

Lol smh ko serious

Larrycoal5212:
.
Nahhhh,, shebi ur address was imputed during reg... They wuld come knocking on ur door

thanks man, you've been most helpful in this matter

Kbs468:

Patience it would require from us oo because I guess it's gonna be push-a-tey-tey kind of thing ooo because our Hon Minister of Foreign Affairs was the only one that got a message alert notifying him of the CUL availability beginning from tomorrow oo out of a whole lot of us here

Don't respond well to sarcasms Lol yes/no jor

prindu:
So, if u don't see sms, u won't get to cafe bah? Issorait!

orrrrr... due process Na. them talk notification/printing meaning? before the printing there must be a notification.
Can I get an amen? Lol

prindu:
Definitely, som people s SOD wud change by tomorrow while many wud still remain d same for those of us that saw it before... This is from a careful permutation & integration & no be hearsay! What am I even saying?

ask me oo...

all this while, now I don come get better gurl for this town NYSC don wake up. mtchewww!
How far abeg, do we wait for email or phone notification b4 attempting to print our CUL? somebody please...

hardie14:
me just have one observation cum question.
all these my aunty in nysc said......... , my cousin in DG office told........ , my daddy in ICT discoverd.....
.., my mummy in DG secretary office informed ........., bla bla bla.
abeg if all of us get sombori for nysc office why una come dey stress ursef for posting?

henceforth if i hear my uncle's wife aunty's mother husband's father in NYSC said ...........
i will personally take you for psycho analysis.
yeye children.


abeg na lagos me i want and i dey ori awo with amodu to pray for my miracle.

*back to my praying mat*

I tire o

baddestzone:


Chai, u dey find likes... My bro, anything can happen. Just Pray!

Man Bro-yo, dem likes don't buy me pure water, little things give hope, hopefuls are fighters and fighters almost likely win. Fate is for Losers, I swear.
#mypiece

GC, let's see How many Believers we have here:
If you believe that 20th we print our CUL and stream 1 is Arriving camp from 27th April 2016, and you'll be one of those in stream 1 lemme get an Amen! or Like.
All things are possible to him... complete it yaself.
Morning Great phiful.

Oyehomie:

God bless u for dat bro.....See ppl of positive results oooo...thimbs up bro

Thanks Man, that's how we roll. Nothing lasts forever you know?

ngoziigwe:
I'm so moody right now. Currently in Uniport to collect my certificate but the school has been shutdown for a month due to the incident that took place yesterday.

It's Well, they'll be a way and you'll be sorted out. Just make some effort.
My Lil Bro had to run back home self, says there's ongoing operations and murders of security personnel and even off campus settlers are moving.
I pray it don't escalate to something else.

God Bless Nigeria, God Bless Our Father Land and her Leaders.
It can only get better, let's just hope against hope, stay strong and determined, Miracles only take seconds, maybe split seconds and everything's back to normal, budget signed, fuel supplied in abundance, power problems fixed, balance and stability.
Cheers!

I know We all belong to a Faith.
If we stop the complaining and worry for another change in dates and stuff, and just believe, the Universe(God) can cause it to come through, whether FG signs the budget or not. NYSC has several other viable options.
Believe carries a strong vibrational energy, but so does worry and anxiety and fear. So I'm creating this awareness so we can create together and raise a strong positive energy for possibilities.
27th April can stand, can even be brought forward if we can will strongly for it to be through our faiths.
And for anyone who might feel bringing in faith is being sentimental, well...
Cheers!

girlyesosae:
Breaking News!!

NYSC will shift camp date forward to 18th April for Stream I, 12th May for Stream II. CUL will be available 13th April.
Wait for the official announcement.













Official source is my dreams.

Joseph the dreamer!!!

[color=#990000][/color]You're All Welcome to Today's prayer meeting:
Pst Sly has a word for y'all, Amen.
Pst. Sly?
god revealed to me that there's 3 brothers in batch A16, the Lord is calling you into full time ministry and like Jonah, you've rejected the call and still want to go for service thereby causing a catastrophic upheaval in d realm of the spirit that has withheld the destinies of tens of thousands of people in the nation.
PCMs pray like this:
You those 3 brothers, joining hands with "baba go slow" to delay my CUL, ENUF IS ENUF, BE SWALLOWED BY A PYTHONNNNNNNNNNN
Pray! Pray! Pray!!!
Yes Sire!!!
#thegraceinfellowship

http://www.newsexpressngr.com/news/detail.php?news=333
As them take move date forward, make them bring am back again jor

justified10:
what is good about d news sir.

This could mean NYSC will be on their feet and ready to run, because some undisclosed source says that the unapproved budget is what is causing the inconsistencies, put it as "lack of funds".

PCMs A16
Pray like this-
Every power, caging my call up letter, collapse and diiiiiiieeeeeeeeee!!!
Every handkerchief, covering my star, catch firrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeee!!!
My father my father, that strongman in NYSC, postponing me miracle, receive madness by storrrrrrrm.
Oh yes, pray like a wounded tiger... oyesss oyesss,

Go, your call up letters are released and camp is 27th April but for spiritual men, your camp is for 1st April
Shout a bigger Ameeeeen.
Alleluia