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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Updated-New Job Vacancies by Rizmo(m): 9:30pm On Oct 20, 2016
Chrisjane:


Try it tomorrow and if it is not going through, you can go to the bank to make enquiries.
Cheers
Thanks dearie!!! I appreciate your kindness.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Updated-New Job Vacancies by Rizmo(m): 9:16pm On Oct 20, 2016
Chrisjane:


From Truecaller application, it's from Heritage Bank.
Wow!! I had an interview at their headquarters in VI yesterday. Funny enough, I can't reach them. What do I do please?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Who Knows This Phone Number Please? by Rizmo(m): 9:03pm On Oct 20, 2016
UndisputedBosom:
Thats a stewpid network number....dont get jumpy yet tongue
How do you mean please?
Jobs/Vacancies / Who Knows This Phone Number Please? by Rizmo(m): 8:51pm On Oct 20, 2016
Had a missed call from 01236960. Please who knows who they are?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Updated-New Job Vacancies by Rizmo(m): 8:47pm On Oct 20, 2016
Had missed calls from 01236960. Please any idea on who they are?
Politics / Re: Aisha Is Not Happy With PMB (Pic) by Rizmo(m): 7:17am On Oct 14, 2016
Leaking roofs within the APC ranks

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Politics / Re: Nigeria's President Buhari Warned By First Lady - BBC by Rizmo(m): 7:15am On Oct 14, 2016
Hmm..
Politics / Re: i will not campaign with my husband in 2019 — aisha buhari by Rizmo(m): 7:14am On Oct 14, 2016
watching in 3-D.... Nigerians with regrets are like 5 & 6 now..

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Politics / Re: I Will Not Support My Husband In 2019, Aisha Buhari Blasts Nigerian President by Rizmo(m): 7:12am On Oct 14, 2016
Biggest shot fired....

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Have A Job by Rizmo(m): 11:37pm On Oct 08, 2016
IhAvEaJoB01:

Kai brother, I don't even want to remember that experience.
There's nothing God cannot do - that's the meaning of my native name.... smiley
Thank you so much. Blessings

Bad experiences are meant to be discarded not holding onto. Ado eyen Ibibio me owo anang?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Have A Job by Rizmo(m): 8:43pm On Oct 07, 2016
After going through your previous thread about your lowest point, I felt so sad. I imagined what that experience felt like. My brother, I feel highly elated for God's divine mercy. Truly there's nothing God cannot do.
A big congratulations bro. I am overwhelmed.
Cheers!!!

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NYSC / Re: Batch B Pop- Some Pics You Can Relate To by Rizmo(m): 7:51pm On Oct 06, 2016
Meanwhile some go still get extension after the mandatory extension by the federal government.
I don tire ooo
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: FCSC: It's High Time We Shoved This Charade And Move On!! by Rizmo(m): 11:17pm On Oct 05, 2016
telim:
you don't need jobs that pays monthly stipends. Learn any internet marketing related skill from Lynda, tutplus e.g. developing bots for automating Internet marketing related tasks using c#, vb, python or using any programing language of your interest. Bots for Automatking IM tasks are in huge demand as every IMer Need bots to scale up there methods to earn more revenue.
An experience bot developer that spends 40hrs per week earn an average of 8k USD monthly developing custom bots for private Imers per month on Internet marketing forum and up to 20k monthly for a subscription based bot.
I do not feel the effect of Recession because I do not earn a kobo from Nigeria and Being successful or not is all about choice.
please tell me more about it.
NYSC / Re: Yobe Corper Sits On The Floor In Classroom To Teach His Students (Photos) by Rizmo(m): 10:39am On Oct 05, 2016
Abeg who understand wetin the teacher dey talk?
Wic kain English bi dis nao? Abi him too na product of this kain flow skool?

It can only be in the north or Southwest.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Updated-New Job Vacancies by Rizmo(m): 12:03pm On Sep 21, 2016
LIVE SOLUTION Please who knows about them?
Dear Candidate, Greetings! Your Application was received and treated, Hence, We are pleased to invite you for the scheduled interview session with the HR Dept. on THURSDAY 22ND SEPTEMBER 2016 at 09.00 hrs. You are requested to bring hard copy of your resume along with previous experience proofs (IF ANY). If you get selected, you will need to undergo the second stage *INDUCTION* after which you will be WORKING with LIVE SOLUTION. VENUE: SUITE 201, 2ND FLOOR PHILEZ PLAZA,2 OSOLO WAY, BESIDE KEYSTONE BANK, OFF MM AIRPORT WAY, 7-8 BUS-STOP, LAGOS.
Jobs/Vacancies / LIVE SOLUTION. Please Who Knows Them? by Rizmo(m): 11:55am On Sep 21, 2016
Dear Candidate,
Greetings!
Your Application was received and treated, Hence, We are pleased to invite
you for the scheduled interview session with the HR Dept. on THURSDAY 22ND
SEPTEMBER 2016 at 09.00 hrs.
You are requested to bring hard copy of your resume along with previous
experience proofs (IF ANY). If you get selected, you will need to undergo
the second stage *INDUCTION* after which you will be WORKING with LIVE
SOLUTION.
VENUE: SUITE 201, 2ND FLOOR PHILEZ PLAZA,2 OSOLO WAY, BESIDE KEYSTONE BANK,
OFF MM AIRPORT WAY, 7-8 BUS-STOP, LAGOS.
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh's Husband Buys An Iphone 7 For Her (Photos) by Rizmo(m): 2:08am On Sep 20, 2016
After some girls go dey say I will only marry a guy with 6 packs
I believe say Tonto bin dey talk like that when say never grow. Look her husband belle. Na 6 pack dey protrude from him belle so?
Una no see how Tonto wan kill am with love since she marry am? She even dey call am baby.
She bon all the guys wey their 6 packs dey touch their chests when e mata the most. Which of these 6 packs boiz fit buy am 500k iPhone 7?
Abeggi gerarawhere here jare. Who 6 pack don EPP? I repeat SHEABAFOR
#team big belle the best.
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Celebrities / Re: Angel Christopher: Guys Stare At Me When I'm Passing by Rizmo(m): 2:03pm On Sep 19, 2016
Tolexander:
on the bolded. Zero raised to power zero is 1.

Hope you know that 1 is a perfect rating for intellectual discuss cos a discuss can be of no intellectual, half, quarter et al intellectual or whole intellectual. 0 - 1 rating.
Just saw the previous post. Pardon my misjudgment.
Celebrities / Re: Angel Christopher: Guys Stare At Me When I'm Passing by Rizmo(m): 1:58pm On Sep 19, 2016
Tolexander:
on the bolded. Zero raised to power zero is 1.

Hope you know that 1 is a perfect rating for intellectual discuss cos a discuss can be of no intellectual, half, quarter et al intellectual or whole intellectual. 0 - 1 rating.
On the contrary, any number raised to the power of 1 equals the number. 0 raised to 1 is equals to 0. But any number raised to 0 is equals to 1. Eg 10 billion raised to power 0 is equals to 1.
Laws of indices


No hard feelings bro!! Just for correction.

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Webmasters / Re: Spacex Rocket Explosion - Mark Zuckerberg Reacts by Rizmo(m): 9:40pm On Sep 01, 2016
Na avengers bomb am.
cheesy

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Politics / Re: APC Must Win Ondo Governorship Election – Tinubu by Rizmo(m): 5:23pm On Sep 01, 2016
Abeymills:
Opolo eye says apc must continue 2 impoverish ondo pipu yeye dey smell

Him 4get say opolo eye no be open eye.

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Romance / Re: 6 Lies Nigerian Guys Tell When They're Hitting On You by Rizmo(m): 10:46am On Aug 30, 2016
Some will be like..."hello bla bla bla"
"your face looks frequent ! cheesy grin cheesy grin

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Celebrities / Re: Comedian Seyi Law Transforms To A Lady [PICS] by Rizmo(m): 10:12am On Aug 30, 2016
After men go say girls no fine.
Imagine say Seyi Law na girl...
no man for tell am "hw far"
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Politics / Re: Latest Rating Of Buhari Administration’s Policies By Nigerians. Shocking!!!!! by Rizmo(m): 1:46pm On Aug 23, 2016
My Vote....

APC are not just averagely confused , but also very poor at doing anything good.

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Nairaland / General / 8 Killed In Zamfara Over Alleged Blasphemy Against Islam by Rizmo(m): 8:51pm On Aug 22, 2016
No fewer than eight persons were killed on Monday in Talata-Mafara community in Zamfara following violence that erupted over alleged blasphemy by a student of Abdu Gusau Polytechnic, Talata-Mafara.
The state governor, Alhaji Abdulaziz Yari, joined hundreds of people to bury the deceased, who were said to have all been killed when an angry mob set fire on the house of a man who tried to rescue the student.
The student was alleged to have made a blasphemous statement against Islam and Prophet Muhammad (SAW) and was consequently attacked by a mob.
The boy was said to have been beaten to pulp by the mob, and the man, whose name was simply given as Tajudeen, took him in his car and rush to a hospital. Enraged by the act of the man who rescued the student, an eye witnesses said that the mob moved to his (Tajudeen's) house, set it on fire and killed eight persons.
The governor, who called for an emergency Security Council meeting over the incident, expressed sadness and vowed that "no stone will be left unturned until all those behind this act are brought to book".
The police have imposed a 12-hour curfew in the community, from 7p.m. to 7a.m. daily until further notice, with warning that anyone caught violating the order would be prosecuted.

Source http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/08/8-killed-zamfara-alleged-blasphemy-islam/
Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji's New Media Office Vs Throwback Pictures Of Her Office by Rizmo(m): 11:06am On Aug 22, 2016
Motherfucker2:
Stop bugging me with the news of this washed up fool
She killed Mayowa Ahmed.

She ought to put about 50 air refresher in that office to quench the smell of her rotten fish
Hatred personified.
Eyah....sorri ooo
person wey pass you, 4 ever pass you. So try and get used to that fact.

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Crime / Re: Pregnant Woman Who Kidnaps & Sells Children Arrested In Anambra (pic) by Rizmo(m): 7:54am On Aug 22, 2016
berrystunn:

Usu...Now I understand why you did not pass any exams.

Really? Ok kwantinu!!!
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Celebrities / Re: AY Lost His Ex-Girlfriend To Rich Man Who Offered To Pay Him Off With N200k (Pic by Rizmo(m): 10:43pm On Aug 21, 2016
So na since him dey skool na im him get antenna ear
?
chai!!! Ok kwontinu!!
cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Romance / Re: For guys: Have you ever shed tears over a heart break? by Rizmo(m): 10:23pm On Aug 21, 2016
Nigerian guys will be like.....sho!!!

'Cry over heartbreak? which heartbreak reach the one wey our politicians dey give us?
After all girls are fantastical Heartbreakers. We have got no hearts left in us!!!
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Religion / Re: Can You Rock This Jesus And Mary Bathroom Slippers? (photos) by Rizmo(m): 10:18pm On Aug 21, 2016
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Religion / Re: Can You Rock This Jesus And Mary Bathroom Slippers? (photos) by Rizmo(m): 10:16pm On Aug 21, 2016
Religion / Re: Can You Rock This Jesus And Mary Bathroom Slippers? (photos) by Rizmo(m): 10:14pm On Aug 21, 2016

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