Ksslib:

Oga, Chelsea has no History. It's a common joke in football. Every ardent football fan got the joke.

He was asked if he's a Chelsea fan, not if he's a football fan. You get that?

Look at the reply he gave again. I have added the missing piece of the puzzle in brackets. Read it without the bracket.

Couldn't be (a Chelsea fan). It's (Being a Chelsea fan) is like reading through the prerequisites of a science student; you'll find no history.

But if you still don't agree, it's fine. I personally find analysing jokes awkward.

Ksslib:

Oga Sherlock Holmes, you got it wrong. The tweet implied that Chelsea - as a football club - has no history. Read it again, but this time around slowly.

If the handle meant otherwise - just like you guys have been trying to explain - then the choice of words and sentence-structure was wrong. It could have been said better.

superior1:
A very deep response, the fella on the handle must be one brilliant mind

Question : Are you a Chelsea fan?
Answer (rephrased): Just like you won't see History as part of core courses in science
Meaning: football club support and our work is very unrelated

superior1 :
A very deep response, the fella on the handle must be one brilliant mind
Question : Are you a Chelsea fan?
Answer (rephrased): Just like you won't see History as part of core courses in science
Meaning: football club support and our work is very unrelated

Slimzjoe:



Can anyone help me confirm if this person is genuine... I'm interested in his prices

SirWere:
Sleep! Very natural yet very mysterious.



I reckon that's why it is impossible to hurt yourself or die during your sleep.
However, why doesn't this function work for bedwetting? Most kids who bedwet usually dream they're doing so in the dream while actually doing that in real life
Why isn't that muscle paralyzed

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I've been wondering for a while now :

Is it possible to have a dream inside a dream?
And another dream inside that dream


and so on........

madjune:
Makes no difference.
E remain make dem tell agbero to knot tie.

Franchise21:
Benin taxis na 4 for bk, 1 for front

nabegibeg:
una go dey create problem for this country when una no get maintenance culture

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Sleep, a real necessity in life, is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs at least daily in our lives.
Before now, sleep was thought to have been an inactive state in which both the brain and the body shuts down in order to rest from the day's work. But scientists have found out that sleep in itself is an activity in which the Brain is most times more active than when we're awake.
Sleep has an immense influence on our physical and mental well-being.
Understanding what happens during sleep is the main aim of this article.

THE SLEEP CYCLE
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We've got to know that sleep is a series cycle each consisting of 4 stages. These stages can be classified in 2 parts, the first 3 being non-rapid eye movement (NREM) and the other being rapid-eye movement (REM).

Sleep begins at NREM-1. it's that point where we cross from wakefulness to sleepiness, you know that point where your eyes starts making slow movements and you're having a hard time keeping it from shutting? that's the 1st stage of sleep... NREM1 is that kind of sleep you're getting into right before the Usher taps you in church.
On to stage 2 where the sleep goes deeper than stage 1. At this point, breathing becomes relaxed, Neural activities are decreased and body temperature drops.
stage 3, is what is known as the ''deep sleep stage''. This is a very difficult stage to wake a person.
Stage 4 sees a transition to REM sleep, the part where most of our dreams occur.
the whole cycle goes between 90-120minutes then we're back to stage 1 again. each stage vary in length, so as the night goes on, the time for NREM decreases while time for REM increases, this could explain why most times, we are in the middle of a dream when we are awoken for the day, that is because REM sleep becomes very long towards the later parts of the night.

SOME INTERESTING THINGS THAT HAPPEN DURING SLEEP

The time we sleep, is the time the brain takes to do maintenance work on the body. Growth hormones are secreted at that time, also hunger hormones are secreted too. There is a general clean up of the body system where toxic waste are cleared away for excretion.
Also, during sleep, the brain sorts out information received during the day. We go through the whole day receiving information from different sense organs of the body, while we sleep, the brain filters out the information not needed while the important information gets 'cemented in' , this filtering process is sometimes reflected in our dreams.
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Speaking of dreams, ever wondered why we don't usually act out our dreams no matter how real things might look? well that's because we are literally paralyzed during our sleep. Only muscles in the eyes are allowed to move (that's why it's called Rapid Eye movement sleep). Muscle paralysis is a method employed by the body to prevent us from scoring the World Cup winning goal, hitting the lecturer who decided to punish us for late coming, and other wild activities we dream of. Although the paralysis is temporal, it is totally important for obvious reasons.
for Parasomnias e.g. sleep walking, sleep talking. . . this occurs during stage 3 (deep sleep stage). During that stage the body is less responsive to external stimuli and that's why it is usually difficult to get the sleep talker to shut up during his conference meeting. Unfortunately, just like other sleep disorders, Scientists have no good clue as to why they occur.
As a matter of fact, much of what we know about ''Sleep'' is from studies based on sleep deprivation, but there is hope as more researches are made and with advancement in technological methods, we might be able to study more deeply the wonderful state called Sleep.

KAYD007:


I don't understand....why will I even turn any of my cheeks to my enemy to slap? Supposing I turn my left cheek...and the resounding slap dislocated the jaw bone or drop the 32 teeth nko? That's even the first try oo

Hotel management is a globally accepted
professional career field and academic field of
study. Degree programs such as hospitality
management studies, a business degree, and/or
certification programs formally prepare hotel
managers for industry practice.

GlorifiedTunde:


Obviously you don't watch Channels TV. That program was just this night.

Fabzgrace:
I did the sample test fine but I started the test and the questions didnt load the next page only for the page to say ive reached the maximum number of tries. please help Sir Xfi.re

Jesuspikin8:
Ha you self write? I thought you're a boss man You probably won't 'member moi Got advice from ya when I wanted to buy an Infinix phone way back

bqlekan:


Oh! You and teempak should revive your phones. I think johnnydon can't leave the relegion section alone..

We need you guys here

xfire:


Emails have been sent to all candidates. However, the test is open for access between 1pm and 2pm as earlier communicated.
Good luck!

Cc dejt4u Odunharry

bqlekan:
It's amazing how this thread didn't make FP..

And what is happening here, no new discussions/science topics? Johnydon22' teempakguy, dekatron, Robinhez, Loj etc.. This section is becoming desolate..

Update the library Biko.. We are done with every thread on it

satowind:
I'm sitting down with one cute dark gal like that in a KeKe and she is smiling at me seductively...I won't smile back until she pays her transport fare.
Dis nah buhari regime I hear say laugh don add price