Explorers:
A dead body is found at the bottom of a multistory building.

It looks quite clear that the person has committed suicide by jumping off from one of the floors.

A detective comes, goes to the first floor and walks in the room facing the direction in which the body was found.

He opens the closed window of that room and flips a coin towards the floor.

He goes to the second floor and does the exact same thing till the last floor.

Then, when he climbs down, he tells the team that it is a murder, not suicide.



How did he know?

He'd expect the windows to be open.

Wonderful!
But having Innovative ideas without having money can make a man go wild!

fidebaby:
d promo on mtn u sent is fake stop posting fake information i did it n my money gone i dont wnt others to fall victim

So people like u still dey?

Sorry o

HMZi:
HUGE platform for him to blow,make him use am wisely.....


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. btw,i tot that fat guy was gonna win

As far as "the voice" hunt was concerned, that show fell short of it's basic expectations. From the judges down to the voting. ..

1StopRudeness:
There should be a secrete assassination team reporting directly to the topmost patriot in power or is that we don't even have patriots is this nation who actually want things to get better. We can't possibly continue like this...at some point, there won't be a Nigeria ooo

Like this one now that came out to claim this horrible, bogus spending numbers with a whole lot of zeros...should just be secretly assassinated, I'm sure his deputy that will take over will give himself brain...by the time about 10 to 15 corrupt public office holders gets deleted mysteriously..everybody's brain contesting and still in power will hit reset mode.
There's only one thing they can fear..and that's death...all this efcc harassment and prison sentence won't work..they always have a way of escaping claiming there's no proof against them of lootng

Looool

Because of woman? And the same woman carry video dey laugh u? Good...


"Lord I pray for the remaining mumus on the earth that the devil is whispering into their mind now to goan do something above themselves because of the daughters of Eve... Let them have their own personal encounter with reality, amen! "

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Draei:

Guess you happy 'bout that...

Lol, right now,,, i don't know what i even want

Draei:

I wonder when we gonn resume,
Probably November...

Seems so

Which kin gbege be dis one now ehn?
Take one step forward and then slip backwards.

Why does jamb think it can fix everything wrong with admission in one year?

Of what benefit will this new policy be to my friend Sodiq who has been sitting for jamb for 4 years now with a "C-parallel" waec certificate he got in 2013?

These things ought to be a gradual process na, let the schools conduct their exams and send the list of those who passed to ur central admission station or what u call it,,, while you make plans and preparations to phase out the process, creating awareness about the new plans which would be implemented in an agreed time.

Burn car that manufacturer says you should return?
When we Nigerians are managing cars without tyres sef ...

Leyqute:


Premonition sir.

Me sef want them to chase DStv out of this country. If I'm to switch from streaming to TStv, the only thing I'm concerned about are the pre and post match analyses from BT and Sky.

U fit do that one with ur guys, over a bottle of coke

kabazi95:
pls past questions please when is the exam date

Make dem shortlist you first na.. Haba!

See this Nigerian man o... Na so we take dey baff?

Oga strong ur muscle scrub ur yansh..




Meanwhile, in other news...

newsheriffintown:
when will an Hausa/fulani man do this nation proud

. You need your head examined... Bigot!

Oh boy, as e dey so... Those three don become International Lawyers.

Congratulations to them!

GrandFinale2017:
my friend travelled from cross river state to Benin and the transport fare cost him N5,700, he left Cross river by 8am and reached Benin by 9.pm, booked a guest house and uniben finally sent him a text that the exams has been postponed mehnnn the guy 4 craze

. This is so sad.

Jazz music is the best.

By the status bestowed on her, she went to mtn headquarters NOT TO lay complaints about their useless network service... But to sell her book to them!

Me sef lemme go abroad so that isnor only complains that will carry me to Glo office.

doctorkush:
who tell dis one say he free naa just testing them give am he dey jubilate...
when the real Irma go soon show

Nigerians sha

Lol, even FG canor influence them without doing stuffs, you think they'll listen you?

mofewilkie:


Were you best in your WAEC? NO! Were you best in your department/faculty? I THINK NOT What position is OAU ranked as? 2000+ What position is her school ranked as? 500+
Take a sit please.
Celebrate excellence.

Leave dah gala seller jhor... Make pynt dey wear am..

Statsocial:
Where did you get that OAU rank from? Thanks.

http://www.4icu.org/reviews/3456.htm

internationalman:
That moment when you re traveling from Benin to Lagos and u re already at Ore b4 u realise u left ur phone at home...

Driver stop!!!....

buygala:


Don't be silly

I know of Faculty mates who left OAU with a 2:1 but went on to bag distinctions in their Masters at Harvard and Cambridge ... Not to talk of the ones who grabbed their 1st class degree from OAU by the whiskers... 4.51... 4.57... but still bagged distinctions in Harvard or Cambridge

Point is... The Sadism and environment in Nigeria stifles most Nigerian intellectuals.... Take them to a country where things work and watch them blaze trails..

Changing mouth now...after i showed u it's rank shey?

Anyways it's an open secret the Nigerian educational system is a major stumbling block to the intellectual growth of the populace. All the people wey i know say dem good, na huge extra effort wey dem put into their career help them.

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buygala:
What's the ranking of that school in the UK?

With the right sponsorship and a little bit of luck, some 2:1 students from any of Nigeria's top 10 universities can pull that stunt in any backwater UK university

And please drop all that stuff about her being best in WAEC... she is a brilliant girl no doubt... But how are we sure her ''miracle center" school had nothing to do with manipulating her results?

Just like her, I got admitted to study law as well in OAU.... And I graduated from the school as well.. . and having a CGPA of 4.53 in 1st year wasn't all that hard for students in the faculty because the courses taken then, apart from SSC102, were all out-of-faculty and pretty basic... La Cram La Pour sturvs... At the end of my 1st year in the faculty of law in OAU, my cgpa was 4.36...and I wasnt even among the top 30 in my class .....

Shitt started getting real in 200 level when we started taking majorly law courses... none of us made it out of the faculty with a 1st class..... And some of my class padis who had exceptionally high scores in JAMB and Post-Ume didn't exactly blaze any trails either...

Point is.. .. She is a brilliant girl who had the chance and resources to study abroad in some kinda lowball university.... If she had achieved this feat in one of the top 10 universities in the UK, then I will truly applaud her.. What she has achieved doesn't make her better than her mates who graduated from OAU with a 2:1... Some of them may have done same if they had the opportunity ...Alumni of OAU like myself will understand what I am saying

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Sharap!

... Na we get low rank, na we still dey show ourselves...

The Spirit made u leave programming?? Why na... That's a good skill people are looking for.

bennyann:
Matthew 28 by Atlanta West Sanctuary Choir. Also by Donald Lawrence


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ffK6XCbqEY

The original song is Matthew 28 by Donald Lawrence and Tri City Singers from their Finale album. Great song!

kessel:
Of course sir, we are everything yamaha ranging from the MGP to the CL and TFs All in stock, just chat me up on whatsapp o&o6oo96659 Thanks for coming checking up on us

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