Kai Hero Ambassadors

Job description: Drink beer with other celebs, show face at partys and collect your money.

Make I go apply

It used to be scaring people with everlasting fire.

When that one no work for some,

"Come and Possess ur possession!" Prosperity sermons

NB: Not all churches though, just the fraudulent ones.

People saying what is big about them.


Do you think it is easy to perm your hair in 1913?

The Commission approved the promotion of AIG Agbola Oshodi-Glover in charge of Zone 11, Osogbo, to the next rank of a Deputy Inspector General of Police



After Omo Agege repped well they went to promote Oshodi.

The Executive mean business this year!

Lolu no brush teeth? Why did she tilt back

2 down to earth (short) people

Keys to our treasury is yours if you win.

The General is getting desperate.

Fall out of line and you will be soaked with dog and baboons blood

BrainnewsNg:


Who?

the rep now

or any fine lazy female youth

we all need to do our part

lazy girl

send her here, let me train her

Arsenal please dont fall hand oh

Scatter the zombies!!!

Remove the bra now and the breast go humble.

Probably touches her knees

Canopy walkway is a type of bridge oh.

Before people say Lagosians have stolen canopy to do owambe

Picture 1: When you are just managing and waiting for Buhari term to end.

Picture 2: When he announces he is going to contest again.

Nigerian Version:

No light and the 7 dwarves

'He's always smiling. His eyes are like my daughter's, but he looks more like his dad,' new grandmother Hu Xingxian, told the state-run newspaper.


Thought they all look alike.

6. Any jungle justice location.

kelzgie:

See this one... Check how many house have burglary in your 'GRA'

I actually live in a GRA, the houses that have none and also that much space are there but owned by members of the top 5%

thatigboman:
see me see wahala. Was it not the dad that's paying the school fees and upkeep. Was he supposed to remain in school forever?

brother read well

I am blaming the son and not the father

MrLankeeee:


Weak as in what sense?
The probably lost hope.
How can the father compare him to his younger siblings?
If I was in his shoes, I would gone out to drink with my friends and then call my babe for some nice s*x because life is sweet....

We are saying the same, the son was weak

Bloggers tho!?

Doubt it's his house, No burglary proof?

Na wa for people blaming the dad. Buhari has taught us how to pass blame.

The words of his Dad should not push him to death but wake him up.

He's a man ffs, that was weak. People learn how to take criticism.

Someone will let me know I messed up, I will now go and kill myself?

RIP though

Jethrolite:
This is fake news, the owner of that account just posted a picture she likes. She is not the one in the picture.

Thank you for saving my time.

Y na wowo people always dey release pic..

Like I have arrived

How can you not predict traffic?

it's always there!!!!!

It's like Iceberg slim has stopped giving her attention, cause she's been looking for it on Twitter these days.

Let me go and shoot my shot, maybe I can get to use her too

When a pretty girl refuses to use her head, it's her kpekus that suffers for it.

It helps abate the issue if there are bigger bus terminals and better lay by and slip roads.

But we will be lieing to ourselves if we feel it's going to be THE solution. With one of the highest population densities in the world, we need to be inventive.

Unfortunately Buhari killed the metro, the rail development has rapidly slowed down, 4th Mainland bridge has entered voicemail and most disappointingly, the waterways are being under utilized. The cable car initiative was dead from the start.

So they need that as well as initiatives to decongest Lagos (like sorting out the national rail so people can live in Ibadan and work in Lagos as well opening other ports in the east/ south South so people can move out)

Another use for airplane mode

It's sad that 99.9999% of soldiers that are meant to be fighting crime are the biggest criminals.

run when you see our crooked police

Foolish people

who beat Abba Kyari? Hes missing his messenger (Buhari)

Amaechis head is just getting fatter.

Nice.

Fire on before transfer letter comes in