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TV/Movies / Where Is TSTV? by romeoetin(m): 11:38pm On Mar 13, 2018
What ever happened to them? grin
Celebrities / Read Head Of House:nina Dairy Session With Big Brother by romeoetin(m): 8:07pm On Mar 12, 2018
Nina Dairy Session

Biggy: Hello Nina

Nina: Yes Big Brother

Biggy: Welcome to you Dairy Session

Nina: Thank you Biggy

Big bother will like to know how you feel today:

Hmmm.. I ... I feel happy becoming the HOH today but I did not have the power to safe and replace. I feel happy
Did you want the power to safe and replace.
Yes big brother

Why:

I wanted the full privilege that everybody has been getting. The power to safe and replace.
Let's talk about today.
Ok big brother

Did you for see the add of strategic partnerships.

No I didn't.

Read the rest at
http://thebbnshow..com.ng/2018/03/read-ninas-diary-session-with-big.html?m=1

Celebrities / Bbnaija: See Housemates Who Got Nominated For Possible Eviction. by romeoetin(m): 7:03pm On Mar 12, 2018
It's eviction Monday again and as it is normal, housemates have nominated who they want out of the house.


Anto nominated Teddy A and Alex
Rico nominated Cee c and Miracle
Cee c nominated Alex and Anto
Lolu nominated Rico and Bam bam
Bam bam nominated Tobi and Anto
Tobi nominated Teddy A and bam bam
Alex nominated Bam Bam and Cee c
Teddy A nominated Miracle and Tobi
Miracle nominated Cee c and Lolu
And head of house Nina nominated Bam Bam and Lolu.

Who will eventually be evicted??


Source:
http://thebbnshow..com.ng/2018/03/live-eviction-show-see-which-housemate.html?m=1

Celebrities / Romance In The Air? Lolu Wipes Makeup Off Anto by romeoetin(m): 11:57pm On Mar 11, 2018
Former strategic pairs and love birds is at it again. Lolu was seen showing anto some care and affection as he wiped makeup off her face....

More at...
http://thebbnshow..com.ng/2018/03/romance-in-air-lolu-wipes-makeup-off.html?m=1

Celebrities / Bbnaija: Leo And Ifu Ennada Evicted. by romeoetin(m): 8:28pm On Mar 11, 2018
Big brother housemates Leo and Ifu Ennada became the 4th housemates to be evicted and 5th to leave the Big brother Naija House.



After the Sunday live eviction show, the pair was evicted having had the lowest number of votes.

Howevr, housemate Alex could be seen crying particularly because she became so emotionally attached to Leo and would probably miss his presence in the house.

Congrats to those who made it till next week.

https://thebbnshow..com.ng/2018/03/bbnaija-leo-and-ifuennada-has-been.html?m=1
Celebrities / Cee_c And Tobi Finally Reconcile? by romeoetin(m): 1:48pm On Mar 11, 2018
Big brother housemates Cee_c and Tobi who were formerly strategic pairs in the big brother Naija double wahala show were both involved in an heated argument on Saturday night.

However it seems they've reconciled and made up as cee_c woke Tobi up at night for them to formally reconcile.

The drama queen shared on her instagram handle....
https://thebbnshow..com.ng/2018/03/ceec-and-tobi-makes-up-after-heated.html?m=1
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Hobark International Latest Job Recruitment (8 Positions) by romeoetin(m): 4:32pm On Mar 10, 2018
Nice
Celebrities / Re: Bbnaija Ahneeka Hits 70k Followers On Instagram by romeoetin(m): 10:31am On Mar 10, 2018
ikemesit4477:
I just love the girl!
you love her or her grin
Celebrities / Bbnaija Ahneeka Hits 70k Followers On Instagram by romeoetin(m): 6:59am On Mar 10, 2018
Former housemate of the big brother double wahala should hits 70k followers on her instagram page.



Iwuchukwu Marianne Ahneeka in her words

You guys!!!!!! I honestly don't know what I'm doing to deserve this love but I sincerely want to thank everyone who has shown me and even those coming with corrections. You guys are amazing!! Thank you. Thank you so much.#Ahneekaisready #Bbnaija

Recall she was evicted along side Angel last week Sunday. March 4th, 2018.



More at

http://thebbnshow..com.ng/2018/03/bbnaija-ahneeka-hits-70k-followers-on.html?m=1
Celebrities / Bbnaija Tobi Talks On His Relationship Status. by romeoetin(m): 6:38pm On Mar 09, 2018
ther Naija housemate and a former staff of Heritage Bank Plc Tobi Bakre in a conversation with his fellow house mates has revealed that he hasn't dated any lady beyond a period of six months.


Could this be why he is sacred of getting more attached to cee-c because he would develop feelings outside the house?



More at.
http://thebbnshow..com.ng/2018/03/big-brother-housemate-and-former.html?m=1
Phones / Re: Get 2.5gb On MTN With Just 1000 Naira. by romeoetin(m): 5:05pm On Mar 01, 2018
Deshannel:
How did you get the pulse mb? did you subscribe to pulse weekly previously?

I just followed the instructions. I was given a 1gb bonus
Jobs/Vacancies / Exxonmobil Is Recruiting For Fulltime Accountant. by romeoetin(m): 7:58pm On Feb 27, 2018



ExxonMobil is the world's largest publicly traded international oil and gas company. Mobil Producing Nigeria Unlimited (MPN) is a subsidiary of ExxonMobil Corporation with a long and established history of operations in Nigeria. The company’s oil & gas production activities constitute one of the largest sources of revenue for the Nigerian government.

As a result of organizational growth and the associated opportunities within the Controllers function, career opportunities exist for ambitious and result oriented individuals to fill the position of:



Job Title: Accountant
Location: Lagos
Job Segment: Tax, Accounting, Corporate Finance, Finance


Job Role Summary

The successful candidate will be responsible for corporate financial reporting and will support internal management reporting processes.


Job Role Responsibilities

Preparation of financial reports of upstream Nigerian oil and gas entities under US GAAP quarterly and annually
Support to external Auditors
Preparation of financial returns for external partners in oil and gas ventures
Support to annual planning and budgeting processes
Ad hoc projects
Preparation of balance sheet and income statement commentary and review with senior financial management
Support monthly internal management financial and operating reporting processes
Preparation of IFRS financial statements annually
JOB REQUIREMENTS
MIN REQUIRED EXPERIENCE:

3 year(s)
MIN QUALIFICATION:

Bachelor's Degree/HND
DESIRED COURSES:

• Accounting • Finance
OTHER REQUIREMENTS:

The Candidate

The successful candidate will have a strong academic record and experience working in a multinational organization, preferably in an international accounting firm or its equivalent. Experience in financial reporting or operational accounting process in Oil and Gas industry is also desirable.
The ideal candidate must meet the following requirements:

Bachelor of Science with a minimum of Second Class (Upper Division), in Accounting or Finance
Master of Science, MBA or a professional accounting qualification
Excellent oral and written communication skills
Excellent interpersonal skills
Ability to manage multiple changing and competing priorities
Willingness to work in any location
2-3 years experience in an accounting/external audit role
NYSC discharge or exemption certificate
Strong analytical skills and computer proficiency
How To Apply
Complete the Application Process:

Log onto http://jobs.exxonmobil.com/ or click Apply button below
Type in Nigeria in the “Search by location” field
Click the ‘Search openings” button lobe taken to the job listing results page for Nigeria
Click on the Job the (Accountant) to view full details on the job
Click the ‘Apply now” drop down and select ‘Apply Now’ option
Sign in or click on “create an account’
To create an account:
Fill out the information; required fields are designated with an asterisk * (please note your password for future use)
Click on the “Read and accept the data privacy statement’ link
Read the information in the pop-up box and click “Accept”
Click ‘Next’ to continue
Candidate profile and application page will pop up:
Fill out information required and also upload supporting files (e.g. resume)
Click ‘Save’ to complete your application profile at a different time or “Submit’ to submit your application
A message displays confirming the successful submission of your job application. In addition, a confirmation email will be sent to your registered email address
Click ‘View Profile’ if you would like to review the Application form you have just submitted under “Jobs Applied” section
Note

Only short listed applicants will be contacted. Applicants are hereby advised to submit only one application, as multiple applications may result in disqualification.
Please note that any application placed outside ExxonMobil ‘Jobs and Careers’ page on http://jobs.exxonmobil.com/ is placed at the applicant’s sole risk


Application Deadline 13th March, 2018.




Cos uboma
davide470
Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze Agrees With DJ Xclusive That Black Panther Is Overrated by romeoetin(m): 7:17pm On Feb 27, 2018
OhGeeBee:
For the first time, I'll be agreeing with Papa freeze.



The movie is truly overrated.



After all the noise it's our white masters that are raking in the cash.


We're just like pawn to them.


The movie portrays the white man's view of the black race.


For a movie I anxiously waited 3 months for, I was highly disappointed with the entire production. It was too "cringy".. Something wasn't just right about it given the hype

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Phones / Re: Help!!! How Can I Fix The Cracked Screen Of My Oukitel K6000? by romeoetin(m): 2:09pm On Feb 26, 2018
iliyande:
Contact the seller or check aliexpress please. I got my cube talk 9x screen fixed by a local technician here in abuja after importing it through Eghosa1.
Can he help with a umi hammer S screen
Phones / Re: Get 2.5gb On MTN With Just 1000 Naira. by romeoetin(m): 2:06pm On Feb 26, 2018
It worked. Thanks

Car Talk / Re: Will You Buy This 1960 Aston Martin DB4GT Zagato For N8.2billion? (Photos) by romeoetin(m): 1:44pm On Feb 26, 2018
When Im not mad
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For Chevron Nigeria Internship Recruitment, 2018 by romeoetin(m): 12:33am On Feb 26, 2018
seenga:
Graduates are all over in search of jobs and chevron thinks the best people to give 'bla bla bla' are undergraduates?

Thunder fire una and the OP join.
They are not responsible for your misfortune in life
Phones / Re: Jiji Are Now Something Else by romeoetin(m): 2:13am On Feb 21, 2018
I was a victim last month
Education / Re: Kpmg Aptitude Test 2017 by romeoetin(m): 12:10am On Feb 03, 2018
Romeoetin@gmail.com
Education / Re: Annual Xfire Nairaland Undergraduate Quiz Competition (scholarship)- 2nd Edition by romeoetin(m): 10:28am On Jan 18, 2018
School: Federal university of Technology Owerri
Level: 400L
Department: Chemical Engineering

Cc odunharry
Sports / Re: Rohr Officially Signs New Super Eagles Deal by romeoetin(m): 10:25am On Jan 18, 2018
Like this man in particular

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Webmasters / Re: Help My Google Account Has Been Hacked. by romeoetin(m): 7:24pm On Jan 05, 2018
Please don't just view like that. Help me
Webmasters / Help My Google Account Has Been Hacked. by romeoetin(m): 6:58pm On Jan 05, 2018
Someone just hacked my Google account and changed my recovery number and every. Google is saying my account has been deleted.. Can anyone help
TV/Movies / Re: What's Your Most Anticipated Movie Of 2018? by romeoetin(m): 5:17pm On Jan 01, 2018
Black panther

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Business / Re: Drop Shipping In Nigeria- Experience, Advice And How To by romeoetin(m): 9:31am On Jan 01, 2018
Any whatsapp group.. Please add me 08132684257
Jokes Etc / Food Is Ready. A Short Story by romeoetin(m): 11:30am On Dec 26, 2017
*Read to the end please*��

*FOOD IS READY O (short story)*��

*(Light dims, curtain opens)*

It all starts with one of ma friends�

He had spent almost two semesters,�

Chasing and hunting down dis particular girl,��‍♀

But no service mein!!!!�

She just felt my friend was not good enough for her or maybe something else, because any move he was making was yielding no results…��‍♀

He took it from all d modern known means,�

Down to ancient methods.�

writing perfumed letters, folded in a heart shape….�

Sending flowers with notes,��

Bribing her friends to keep chocolates and various other goodies under her pillow…���

Wetin remain sef�

Na to stand for her room window for night,

Throw stone…den when she come outside

He begins singing with a romantic band he must have put together

Which of course will be comprised of me and some other junkies….��������

But as e be say

We no sabi sing and all,~�~❌

We made sure he stuck to all he had been doing… abeg!! We no want wahala…��‍♂

Beht Girls eh!!!!��‍♂

Kai!!!

Dat my guy suffer ahn!! Ahn!!.�

Phone calls….�

Text messages�

Recharge cards…which d gal neva accepted instead sef on one ocassion she send am back plus extra ontop…. �check out na…��‍♂

Even me sef follow dey compose poems give am.�

Inshort let’s just say that it was a collective effort by all of us…����������

To make sure say….�
she dey mad?…she must gree joor!!!!�

But I must say….�

D girl fine sha…☺

If you see shape eh….choi!!!��‍♂

She set pass mathset…..

Her English na die….�

Few people live after hearing it�(e be like say na God teach am specially)

Walking step na mental….��‍♀

Fit put u for yaba Left….��

Smile na heiiiiiiiiiiii!!! ��‍♂

Eyes na hypertension�

staring at it na at owners risk…

And she come know say she fine…�

So d shakara na highest…�

Beht eh After months of toasting�

Incessant fasting…(cos d idiot don spend most of him money finish…and our money too…)�

And Countless praying….��

The Lord answered his/our prayer….���‍♂

Igbo woman’s voice:Umu chineke eiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii��

The Lorttt is gooooooodtttt…….��
I say the Lordtttt isi gooooodttt ooooo….��

Hmmmmmmm

She agreed….���

And we also found out that she had long been liking him.�

She just wanted to make a brova sweat.���

Y girls Y do y’all do dis Just tell me y?��

I remember d day our man brought d news�

We went to eismann (a prominent bar in school) to celebrate.

Popped drinks, poured on him.��

People wen see us go think say dem don award us contract…
Smh shey��‍♂? Yeah we know.��‍♂

The dating started�

My friend was of bestest (allow me pls) behaviour.�

Him no wan hear story Say bird born four children nine come die.

And we understood his plight.

His ranking in school also increased…������

As per dater of arguably d prettiest gal in skool.��‍♂

D gal sef she sabi grab attention.��

She Holds his hands in school.�

gives him pda (public display of affection)��

Eiyaaa!!!!

we were so all happy for them��

It was all so romantic **brings out handkerchief**��

So touching **sniffs**
So
So…OMG!!!!

Now am gettin all emotional and I wanna cry

My man was in love **bursts into tears**�

LoL

Omo I must mention that d pda dey reach us too.

So yeah!!!! We were happy for him…..

Like really really happy….

Then at last….

She decides to come n spend d night…✌�

Omo mein!!!!��‍♂

If u see preparation ehhn ��
Environmental sanitation for d room like say na last saturday of the month…��

air freshner: check!!!✅

Washed white toilets(lmao): check!!✅

Full generator tank incase nepa misbehave: double check!!!✅✅�

Ehhmmm lemme see anything else?�

U know every na…let’s just say��

Our room was ready to receive princess diana��‍♀

Brrrrrrroom!!!

D bike stopped…

She enter the compound

My friend went out to receive her

See eyes from our lodge people.��

And d babe sha sabi handle attention

She first give my man better hug and peck 1st�

When she came inside d house, she gave us our own hug too sha without peck though…

But 'nodding' dat was *over okay* for us..

And there we where….

Watching film away and bidding time before we exile…(u knw hw it works shey?� Naughty u �)

From nowhere…

an unexpected question came up…

She was like “guys have u eaten”��‍♀

We first look our man to know whether dis na d exit question�

And he was like yes but …..

She cut in and said she wanted to cook…��‍�

I think to impress my guy��‍♂

Cos he was a huge fan of girls that could cook.

Ehn!!!

Girl fine like dis��‍♀
Come sabi cook….�

No tell me… u tell me…
is it not d Lord’s doing?��‍♂�

I was almost tempted to ask her if she had a sister…�

She stood up

Went to our stocked up kitchen (we prepare wella for dat side too mein nothing must be left to chance)

And started bringing stuffs out ready to cook…

“One more thing guys, pls leave d room I want to surprise y’all”���

Her rating in my books was leaving hundred and entering about 2million….

We all left including our man….

Baba oooooo!!!��
Chairman!!!
Father!!!!!!�

All these and more we were hailing d boy

I was lying flat on the ground

Another guy was fanning him

And d last guy was touching his head with our guy’s hand and shouting “master bless me… teach thy servant thy ways that I mayest prosper”�

“That withersoever I goest…. I shall be a fisher of women… pretty women such as thou art with …. bless me… I pray thee.. O thou great king”��

We were sha catching fun….�

Laughing and teasing our man�

Dancing round him��

And salivating already from the aroma of the food we were perceiving�

Today na today….

Knock knock

“Guys *food is ready”….*��

Choi!!!!!!��‍♂

She was about to serve the food�

But there was not enough drinking water…�

And so I ran downstairs to buy some before the woman closed

How many she asked…
Madam gimme 10packs I said….

Zoom

I reach upstairs back….

Handed over the water

Sat down, comot shirt…. sniffed d air…

Kai!!!!

Dis food go be die,�

The aroma na die,�

The arrangement of the food highest…

She served us in trays…

Egusi soup and better hot eba….

I took my time and prayed….(oh Faada) ��

Thanked God for a day like dis

Appreciated him for d food

While rememberin that some can eat but have no food…

Blessed d union of our friends

All d while breathing and taking in the smell of the food….

Oya na leggooooo

I put hand,

Cut the eba….

Roll am to my size…

Rub am for the soup

Then put am for mouth…..�

*GHEN GHEN*
*GHEN GHEN GHEN*(c’mon na… for *Uncle Stephen* story, na im action no go dey?? No nah…e go be f**k up nah)

Something was wrong☹

My mouth was on fire….�

“Uhmmmmmm” I screamed….

“Wetin” d oda of ma friend asked��‍♂

“u neva chop sweet food before *Stevo*?��‍♂

No dey shout like fool”��‍♂

“Nothing o no vex u chop na… before I finish d sweet food”

Thief boy

Cut very big eba… rub am well well inside d soup

And as e dey hot like dat e put am 4 mouth

“Eiiiiiiii!!!” He screamed…..�

“Wetin, dey chop na, abi u sef neva chop sweet food”

“What is it” d girl asked…��‍♀

“Nothing o, sista nothing” we both chorused

While drinking a sizeable amout of water...

Omo eh!!!

Everything was wrong with that food

It just did not taste right…

And worst of all e come be like say she karri all d pepper for dis life put inside…

Omo we wia done for... ��‍♂

So there we were

Setting fire to our mouth

Killing our taste buds

Drinking water like mad

And yet hailing the girl for her wonderful culinary skills…

Uhmmmm!!!!
Ahhhhhh!!!

“How is d food” she would ask

“Fantastic, inshort av neva tasted anything like dis in my life before”�

And she was blushing…�

I dint understand how a food dat smelt so good ended up like dis…�

But we continued eating

Tears filled ma eyes

D girl was laughing and telling her boyfriend how much of a tremendous actór I was

Cos she was interpreting them as tears of joy.

Each swallow(Oh Luurrd)

Was hard and tough…

D water don dey finish

So we had to manage it seriously…

Omo mein e wasn’t easy…

Kai…

Even peppersoup would not have as much pepper as dat food dat day

We don manage dey finish am…

And she was like “lemme get u guys more”��

Ehn!!!�

More?

Who she wan kill….

I was tempted to lie down on the rug and beg her that it was okay

Dat in whatever way we had wronged her

She should forgive us

Dis was a wrong way to die….

Then it was turn for my friend to eat….

Omo mein…�

And him sef neva sabi wassap….

We just had to F him up

And we suggested she feed him…..
Unto romantic things and all…

Mumu boy sef as d gal go kitchen go bring him own

Dey hail us say our sugeestion make sense…

Just a few minutes and dat would change.

Food set…

She wash hand

Cut eba…. rub am well for d soup

Mumu open mouth wide….�

Dem put am inside

And d reaction was instant….��

Uhmmmm!!!
Uhmmmm!!
Uhmmmm!!!!

“O boy see say ur babe dey cook” I asked.

“Honey dis is wonderful…. kai gimme more please” He replied

Encouraged by this…

She increased the frequency of feeding as well as the size of the balls…..

Each swallow was accompanied with a praise for d food or “baby gimme more I like how ya feeding me”

A smile hiding the real feeling.

It was a classic case of fela’s suffering and smiling�

Omo my guy eye dey red

And water don almost dey finish

I swear small thing him for don dey cry

And e be like say d eba no dey finish…

We were there enjoying the scene�

With our own mouth open… to allow air in and reduce the effect of our peppered lips….�

At last d eba finished

And of course na, more was not an option…

He just escorted us outside

While d chick cleared up…..

My guy reach d other room lie down for ground

Drink better water…. den carry big handfan wan blow him lips comot….

The other of my friend was so pained that he attacked him….�

“Shebi u see ur life, u for talk say we no want, now see wetin u done do us”

“Shatap der u for talk no”

And it was fire for fire

While I was laffin wit my sour mouth as usual.

Till my friend slowly and sadly went back to other room….

We just lie down,

Open mouth sleep….�

Under fan for that matter

Ehn, if mosquito like enta our mouth, no P.

But how we were feeling

Kai… even as I’m writing now my lips and mouth don dey hot….

The next morning
Our mouth pain don reduce
Only for d door to open and we heard her voice saying�

“Food is ready guys… u’ll love it"��

No way mein…��‍♂
I had to have an impromptu test that morning

The other guy had to go and see someone important too��

And d last guy was really full from the sumptous meal of yesterday… that he would eat later��

Leaving our man….

To enjoy the food alone…

No time for risks again……��‍♂

The End

Abeg, appreciate the story with your comments if you liked it ��
Celebrities / Re: Davido Reconciles With Wizkid, As They Perform FIA Together At Wizkid Concert by romeoetin(m): 7:51am On Dec 25, 2017
When you realize all the beef this year was all for show

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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: In Need Of A Good Graphics Designer by romeoetin(m): 11:13pm On Dec 24, 2017
excellgraphics:
I can design you a professional logo and standard web banner
whatsapp me
Art, Graphics & Video / In Need Of A Good Graphics Designer by romeoetin(m): 9:59pm On Dec 24, 2017
i Need someone to design a logo and banner for my website. contact me on whatsapp on 08132684257

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Gaming / Re: A Game Character Modeller Is Near You by romeoetin(m): 10:53pm On Dec 23, 2017
nijabazaar:
Halo, Gents and Girls.
Are you a Game developer or film producer i n need of a Character/Creature Modeller or Rigger?

I have working knowledge of Both Maya, Blender and Zbrush.

If you are interested, do whatsapp me. I am available.



Bro give me your digits. Have a client for you
Business / Re: Innocent Chukwuma: GT Bank Owes Me N6 Billion - Innoson Says In Interview(Video) by romeoetin(m): 3:46pm On Dec 20, 2017
Welcome to Nigeria
Education / Re: SSANU, NASU, NAAT Demand N30bn To End Strike by romeoetin(m): 7:54am On Dec 20, 2017
These people wNt 30 billion for diakant

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