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TV/Movies / Where Is TSTV? by romeoetin(m): 11:38pm On Mar 13, 2018 |
What ever happened to them? |
Celebrities / Read Head Of House:nina Dairy Session With Big Brother by romeoetin(m): 8:07pm On Mar 12, 2018 |
Nina Dairy Session Biggy: Hello Nina Nina: Yes Big Brother Biggy: Welcome to you Dairy Session Nina: Thank you Biggy Big bother will like to know how you feel today: Hmmm.. I ... I feel happy becoming the HOH today but I did not have the power to safe and replace. I feel happy Did you want the power to safe and replace. Yes big brother Why: I wanted the full privilege that everybody has been getting. The power to safe and replace. Let's talk about today. Ok big brother Did you for see the add of strategic partnerships. No I didn't. Read the rest at http://thebbnshow..com.ng/2018/03/read-ninas-diary-session-with-big.html?m=1
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Celebrities / Bbnaija: See Housemates Who Got Nominated For Possible Eviction. by romeoetin(m): 7:03pm On Mar 12, 2018 |
It's eviction Monday again and as it is normal, housemates have nominated who they want out of the house. Anto nominated Teddy A and Alex Rico nominated Cee c and Miracle Cee c nominated Alex and Anto Lolu nominated Rico and Bam bam Bam bam nominated Tobi and Anto Tobi nominated Teddy A and bam bam Alex nominated Bam Bam and Cee c Teddy A nominated Miracle and Tobi Miracle nominated Cee c and Lolu And head of house Nina nominated Bam Bam and Lolu. Who will eventually be evicted?? Source: http://thebbnshow..com.ng/2018/03/live-eviction-show-see-which-housemate.html?m=1
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Celebrities / Romance In The Air? Lolu Wipes Makeup Off Anto by romeoetin(m): 11:57pm On Mar 11, 2018 |
Former strategic pairs and love birds is at it again. Lolu was seen showing anto some care and affection as he wiped makeup off her face.... More at... http://thebbnshow..com.ng/2018/03/romance-in-air-lolu-wipes-makeup-off.html?m=1
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Celebrities / Bbnaija: Leo And Ifu Ennada Evicted. by romeoetin(m): 8:28pm On Mar 11, 2018 |
Big brother housemates Leo and Ifu Ennada became the 4th housemates to be evicted and 5th to leave the Big brother Naija House. After the Sunday live eviction show, the pair was evicted having had the lowest number of votes. Howevr, housemate Alex could be seen crying particularly because she became so emotionally attached to Leo and would probably miss his presence in the house. Congrats to those who made it till next week. https://thebbnshow..com.ng/2018/03/bbnaija-leo-and-ifuennada-has-been.html?m=1 |
Celebrities / Cee_c And Tobi Finally Reconcile? by romeoetin(m): 1:48pm On Mar 11, 2018 |
Big brother housemates Cee_c and Tobi who were formerly strategic pairs in the big brother Naija double wahala show were both involved in an heated argument on Saturday night. However it seems they've reconciled and made up as cee_c woke Tobi up at night for them to formally reconcile. The drama queen shared on her instagram handle.... https://thebbnshow..com.ng/2018/03/ceec-and-tobi-makes-up-after-heated.html?m=1 |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Hobark International Latest Job Recruitment (8 Positions) by romeoetin(m): 4:32pm On Mar 10, 2018 |
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Celebrities / Re: Bbnaija Ahneeka Hits 70k Followers On Instagram by romeoetin(m): 10:31am On Mar 10, 2018 |
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Celebrities / Bbnaija Ahneeka Hits 70k Followers On Instagram by romeoetin(m): 6:59am On Mar 10, 2018 |
Former housemate of the big brother double wahala should hits 70k followers on her instagram page. Iwuchukwu Marianne Ahneeka in her words
Recall she was evicted along side Angel last week Sunday. March 4th, 2018. More at http://thebbnshow..com.ng/2018/03/bbnaija-ahneeka-hits-70k-followers-on.html?m=1 |
Celebrities / Bbnaija Tobi Talks On His Relationship Status. by romeoetin(m): 6:38pm On Mar 09, 2018 |
ther Naija housemate and a former staff of Heritage Bank Plc Tobi Bakre in a conversation with his fellow house mates has revealed that he hasn't dated any lady beyond a period of six months. Could this be why he is sacred of getting more attached to cee-c because he would develop feelings outside the house? More at. http://thebbnshow..com.ng/2018/03/big-brother-housemate-and-former.html?m=1 |
Phones / Re: Get 2.5gb On MTN With Just 1000 Naira. by romeoetin(m): 5:05pm On Mar 01, 2018 |
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Jobs/Vacancies / Exxonmobil Is Recruiting For Fulltime Accountant. by romeoetin(m): 7:58pm On Feb 27, 2018 |
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Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze Agrees With DJ Xclusive That Black Panther Is Overrated by romeoetin(m): 7:17pm On Feb 27, 2018 |
OhGeeBee: For a movie I anxiously waited 3 months for, I was highly disappointed with the entire production. It was too "cringy".. Something wasn't just right about it given the hype 2 Likes |
Phones / Re: Help!!! How Can I Fix The Cracked Screen Of My Oukitel K6000? by romeoetin(m): 2:09pm On Feb 26, 2018 |
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Phones / Re: Get 2.5gb On MTN With Just 1000 Naira. by romeoetin(m): 2:06pm On Feb 26, 2018 |
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Car Talk / Re: Will You Buy This 1960 Aston Martin DB4GT Zagato For N8.2billion? (Photos) by romeoetin(m): 1:44pm On Feb 26, 2018 |
When Im not mad |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For Chevron Nigeria Internship Recruitment, 2018 by romeoetin(m): 12:33am On Feb 26, 2018 |
seenga:They are not responsible for your misfortune in life |
Phones / Re: Jiji Are Now Something Else by romeoetin(m): 2:13am On Feb 21, 2018 |
I was a victim last month |
Education / Re: Kpmg Aptitude Test 2017 by romeoetin(m): 12:10am On Feb 03, 2018 |
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Education / Re: Annual Xfire Nairaland Undergraduate Quiz Competition (scholarship)- 2nd Edition by romeoetin(m): 10:28am On Jan 18, 2018 |
School: Federal university of Technology Owerri Level: 400L Department: Chemical Engineering Cc odunharry |
Sports / Re: Rohr Officially Signs New Super Eagles Deal by romeoetin(m): 10:25am On Jan 18, 2018 |
Like this man in particular 3 Likes |
Webmasters / Re: Help My Google Account Has Been Hacked. by romeoetin(m): 7:24pm On Jan 05, 2018 |
Please don't just view like that. Help me |
Webmasters / Help My Google Account Has Been Hacked. by romeoetin(m): 6:58pm On Jan 05, 2018 |
Someone just hacked my Google account and changed my recovery number and every. Google is saying my account has been deleted.. Can anyone help |
TV/Movies / Re: What's Your Most Anticipated Movie Of 2018? by romeoetin(m): 5:17pm On Jan 01, 2018 |
Black panther 3 Likes |
Business / Re: Drop Shipping In Nigeria- Experience, Advice And How To by romeoetin(m): 9:31am On Jan 01, 2018 |
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Jokes Etc / Food Is Ready. A Short Story by romeoetin(m): 11:30am On Dec 26, 2017 |
*Read to the end please*�� *FOOD IS READY O (short story)*�� *(Light dims, curtain opens)* It all starts with one of ma friends� He had spent almost two semesters,� Chasing and hunting down dis particular girl,��♀ But no service mein!!!!� She just felt my friend was not good enough for her or maybe something else, because any move he was making was yielding no results…��♀ He took it from all d modern known means,� Down to ancient methods.� writing perfumed letters, folded in a heart shape….� Sending flowers with notes,�� Bribing her friends to keep chocolates and various other goodies under her pillow…��� Wetin remain sef� Na to stand for her room window for night, Throw stone…den when she come outside He begins singing with a romantic band he must have put together Which of course will be comprised of me and some other junkies….�������� But as e be say We no sabi sing and all,~�~❌ We made sure he stuck to all he had been doing… abeg!! We no want wahala…��♂ Beht Girls eh!!!!��♂ Kai!!! Dat my guy suffer ahn!! Ahn!!.� Phone calls….� Text messages� Recharge cards…which d gal neva accepted instead sef on one ocassion she send am back plus extra ontop…. �check out na…��♂ Even me sef follow dey compose poems give am.� Inshort let’s just say that it was a collective effort by all of us…���������� To make sure say….� she dey mad?…she must gree joor!!!!� But I must say….� D girl fine sha…☺ If you see shape eh….choi!!!��♂ She set pass mathset….. Her English na die….� Few people live after hearing it�(e be like say na God teach am specially) Walking step na mental….��♀ Fit put u for yaba Left….�� Smile na heiiiiiiiiiiii!!! ��♂ Eyes na hypertension� staring at it na at owners risk… And she come know say she fine…� So d shakara na highest…� Beht eh After months of toasting� Incessant fasting…(cos d idiot don spend most of him money finish…and our money too…)� And Countless praying….�� The Lord answered his/our prayer….���♂ Igbo woman’s voice:Umu chineke eiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii�� The Lorttt is gooooooodtttt…….�� I say the Lordtttt isi gooooodttt ooooo….�� Hmmmmmmm She agreed….��� And we also found out that she had long been liking him.� She just wanted to make a brova sweat.��� Y girls Y do y’all do dis Just tell me y?�� I remember d day our man brought d news� We went to eismann (a prominent bar in school) to celebrate. Popped drinks, poured on him.�� People wen see us go think say dem don award us contract… Smh shey��♂? Yeah we know.��♂ The dating started� My friend was of bestest (allow me pls) behaviour.� Him no wan hear story Say bird born four children nine come die. And we understood his plight. His ranking in school also increased…������ As per dater of arguably d prettiest gal in skool.��♂ D gal sef she sabi grab attention.�� She Holds his hands in school.� gives him pda (public display of affection)�� Eiyaaa!!!! we were so all happy for them�� It was all so romantic **brings out handkerchief**�� So touching **sniffs** So So…OMG!!!! Now am gettin all emotional and I wanna cry My man was in love **bursts into tears**� LoL Omo I must mention that d pda dey reach us too. So yeah!!!! We were happy for him….. Like really really happy…. Then at last…. She decides to come n spend d night…✌� Omo mein!!!!��♂ If u see preparation ehhn �� Environmental sanitation for d room like say na last saturday of the month…�� air freshner: check!!!✅ Washed white toilets(lmao): check!!✅ Full generator tank incase nepa misbehave: double check!!!✅✅� Ehhmmm lemme see anything else?� U know every na…let’s just say�� Our room was ready to receive princess diana��♀ Brrrrrrroom!!! D bike stopped… She enter the compound My friend went out to receive her See eyes from our lodge people.�� And d babe sha sabi handle attention She first give my man better hug and peck 1st� When she came inside d house, she gave us our own hug too sha without peck though… But 'nodding' dat was *over okay* for us.. And there we where…. Watching film away and bidding time before we exile…(u knw hw it works shey?� Naughty u �) From nowhere… an unexpected question came up… She was like “guys have u eaten”��♀ We first look our man to know whether dis na d exit question� And he was like yes but ….. She cut in and said she wanted to cook…��� I think to impress my guy��♂ Cos he was a huge fan of girls that could cook. Ehn!!! Girl fine like dis��♀ Come sabi cook….� No tell me… u tell me… is it not d Lord’s doing?��♂� I was almost tempted to ask her if she had a sister…� She stood up Went to our stocked up kitchen (we prepare wella for dat side too mein nothing must be left to chance) And started bringing stuffs out ready to cook… “One more thing guys, pls leave d room I want to surprise y’all”��� Her rating in my books was leaving hundred and entering about 2million…. We all left including our man…. Baba oooooo!!!�� Chairman!!! Father!!!!!!� All these and more we were hailing d boy I was lying flat on the ground Another guy was fanning him And d last guy was touching his head with our guy’s hand and shouting “master bless me… teach thy servant thy ways that I mayest prosper”� “That withersoever I goest…. I shall be a fisher of women… pretty women such as thou art with …. bless me… I pray thee.. O thou great king”�� We were sha catching fun….� Laughing and teasing our man� Dancing round him�� And salivating already from the aroma of the food we were perceiving� Today na today…. Knock knock “Guys *food is ready”….*�� Choi!!!!!!��♂ She was about to serve the food� But there was not enough drinking water…� And so I ran downstairs to buy some before the woman closed How many she asked… Madam gimme 10packs I said…. Zoom I reach upstairs back…. Handed over the water Sat down, comot shirt…. sniffed d air… Kai!!!! Dis food go be die,� The aroma na die,� The arrangement of the food highest… She served us in trays… Egusi soup and better hot eba…. I took my time and prayed….(oh Faada) �� Thanked God for a day like dis Appreciated him for d food While rememberin that some can eat but have no food… Blessed d union of our friends All d while breathing and taking in the smell of the food…. Oya na leggooooo I put hand, Cut the eba…. Roll am to my size… Rub am for the soup Then put am for mouth…..� *GHEN GHEN* *GHEN GHEN GHEN*(c’mon na… for *Uncle Stephen* story, na im action no go dey?? No nah…e go be f**k up nah) Something was wrong☹ My mouth was on fire….� “Uhmmmmmm” I screamed…. “Wetin” d oda of ma friend asked��♂ “u neva chop sweet food before *Stevo*?��♂ No dey shout like fool”��♂ “Nothing o no vex u chop na… before I finish d sweet food” Thief boy Cut very big eba… rub am well well inside d soup And as e dey hot like dat e put am 4 mouth “Eiiiiiiii!!!” He screamed…..� “Wetin, dey chop na, abi u sef neva chop sweet food” “What is it” d girl asked…��♀ “Nothing o, sista nothing” we both chorused While drinking a sizeable amout of water... Omo eh!!! Everything was wrong with that food It just did not taste right… And worst of all e come be like say she karri all d pepper for dis life put inside… Omo we wia done for... ��♂ So there we were Setting fire to our mouth Killing our taste buds Drinking water like mad And yet hailing the girl for her wonderful culinary skills… Uhmmmm!!!! Ahhhhhh!!! “How is d food” she would ask “Fantastic, inshort av neva tasted anything like dis in my life before”� And she was blushing…� I dint understand how a food dat smelt so good ended up like dis…� But we continued eating Tears filled ma eyes D girl was laughing and telling her boyfriend how much of a tremendous actór I was Cos she was interpreting them as tears of joy. Each swallow(Oh Luurrd) Was hard and tough… D water don dey finish So we had to manage it seriously… Omo mein e wasn’t easy… Kai… Even peppersoup would not have as much pepper as dat food dat day We don manage dey finish am… And she was like “lemme get u guys more”�� Ehn!!!� More? Who she wan kill…. I was tempted to lie down on the rug and beg her that it was okay Dat in whatever way we had wronged her She should forgive us Dis was a wrong way to die…. Then it was turn for my friend to eat…. Omo mein…� And him sef neva sabi wassap…. We just had to F him up And we suggested she feed him….. Unto romantic things and all… Mumu boy sef as d gal go kitchen go bring him own Dey hail us say our sugeestion make sense… Just a few minutes and dat would change. Food set… She wash hand Cut eba…. rub am well for d soup Mumu open mouth wide….� Dem put am inside And d reaction was instant….�� Uhmmmm!!! Uhmmmm!! Uhmmmm!!!! “O boy see say ur babe dey cook” I asked. “Honey dis is wonderful…. kai gimme more please” He replied Encouraged by this… She increased the frequency of feeding as well as the size of the balls….. Each swallow was accompanied with a praise for d food or “baby gimme more I like how ya feeding me” A smile hiding the real feeling. It was a classic case of fela’s suffering and smiling� Omo my guy eye dey red And water don almost dey finish I swear small thing him for don dey cry And e be like say d eba no dey finish… We were there enjoying the scene� With our own mouth open… to allow air in and reduce the effect of our peppered lips….� At last d eba finished And of course na, more was not an option… He just escorted us outside While d chick cleared up….. My guy reach d other room lie down for ground Drink better water…. den carry big handfan wan blow him lips comot…. The other of my friend was so pained that he attacked him….� “Shebi u see ur life, u for talk say we no want, now see wetin u done do us” “Shatap der u for talk no” And it was fire for fire While I was laffin wit my sour mouth as usual. Till my friend slowly and sadly went back to other room…. We just lie down, Open mouth sleep….� Under fan for that matter Ehn, if mosquito like enta our mouth, no P. But how we were feeling Kai… even as I’m writing now my lips and mouth don dey hot…. The next morning Our mouth pain don reduce Only for d door to open and we heard her voice saying� “Food is ready guys… u’ll love it"�� No way mein…��♂ I had to have an impromptu test that morning The other guy had to go and see someone important too�� And d last guy was really full from the sumptous meal of yesterday… that he would eat later�� Leaving our man…. To enjoy the food alone… No time for risks again……��♂ The End Abeg, appreciate the story with your comments if you liked it �� |
Celebrities / Re: Davido Reconciles With Wizkid, As They Perform FIA Together At Wizkid Concert by romeoetin(m): 7:51am On Dec 25, 2017 |
When you realize all the beef this year was all for show 6 Likes 1 Share |
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: In Need Of A Good Graphics Designer by romeoetin(m): 11:13pm On Dec 24, 2017 |
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Art, Graphics & Video / In Need Of A Good Graphics Designer by romeoetin(m): 9:59pm On Dec 24, 2017 |
i Need someone to design a logo and banner for my website. contact me on whatsapp on 08132684257 1 Like |
Gaming / Re: A Game Character Modeller Is Near You by romeoetin(m): 10:53pm On Dec 23, 2017 |
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Business / Re: Innocent Chukwuma: GT Bank Owes Me N6 Billion - Innoson Says In Interview(Video) by romeoetin(m): 3:46pm On Dec 20, 2017 |
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Education / Re: SSANU, NASU, NAAT Demand N30bn To End Strike by romeoetin(m): 7:54am On Dec 20, 2017 |
These people wNt 30 billion for diakant |
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