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What is wrong with Nigerian girls

What do you think guys

Five undeniable Facts
of Life :

1.
Don't educate
your children
to be rich.
Educate them
to be Happy.
So when
they grow up
they will know
the value of things
not the price

2.
Best awarded words
in London ...
"Eat your food
as your medicines.
Otherwise
you have to
eat medicines
as your food"

3.
The One
who loves you
will never leave you
because
even if there are
100 reasons
to give up
he will find
one reason
to hold on

4.
There is
a lot of difference
between
human being
and being human.
A Few understand it.

5.
You are loved
when you are born.
You will be loved
when you die.
In between
You have to manage...!
*****
If u want to Walk Fast,
Walk Alone..!
But
if u want to Walk Far,
Walk Together..!!
Six Best Doctors in the World-

1.Sunlight
2.Rest
3.Exercise
4.Diet
5.Self Confidence
&
6.Friends
Maintain them in all stages of Life and enjoy healthy life
If you see the moon ..... You see the beauty of God ..... If you see the Sun ..... You see the power of God ..... And .... If you see the Mirror ..... You see the best Creation of GOD .... So Believe in YOURSELF..... .
We all are tourists & God is our travel agent who
already fixed all our Routes Reservations & Destinations
So!
Trust him & Enjoy the "Trip" called LIFE...

What do you think guys

This is the salary structure of the Nigerian Police that people want to know. It was gathered from a very reliable source.


SOURCE: Www.naij.com

sinaj:
Lwkmd

Erm... I think I belong to erm... erm

You had better talk oooo.

I can see "Space bookers"

These are the kinds of virgins we have in today's society;

1. The "Reborn Babes"
These ones aren't really biological virgins but are virgins because they have given their lives to Christ. Just like a sinner who gives his/her life to christ (old things are past away )

2. The Ugly Babe
This one lacks opportunity because of her ugliness and poor taste in fashion. Though beauty does not in any way have anything to do with a lady being a virgin, but research and sampling has shown that when a lady is extremely ugly and has poor taste in fashion, she's likely to be a virgin because she's most likely to have few or no male suitors (this ascertion is open to criticism anyway

3. The Wedding Night Babe
She actually wants to keep it because of the belief that her husband will love, respect and cherish her more, not knowing that NOT all men appreciate the gift of virginity. That is very nice but it's paramount to know that there are so many irresponsible men out there who may not even give a damn about your virginity

4. The Crazy But Determined One
She's termed a spoilt brat because she wears revealing clothes, goes clubbing and leads any sex topic. Friends and family have bad impression towards her but she's certainly a virgin

5. The Scared Babe
She's very scared because she has read all kind of books and has also been told about the awful pains

6. The Indoor Babe
She still a virgin because her parents are overly strict to the point she's not allowed to go out at her spare time.

7. The Mommy's Girl
Her mother has deposited fear in her that she will bring shame to the family if she engages in sex or puts in the family way.

8. The Molested Virgin
She was molested at a tender age and still considers herself as a virgin

9. Those Who Don't Know Why They Are Keeping Their Virginity
These ones are virgin but they don't even have a good reason for keeping it. Imagine for a second your bf asks why you want to keep your virginity ? And you reply, I want to keep it because I don't want to contract STDs, have unplanned babies or see you go crazy ? Would such word not feel like a slap on his face and leave him feeling like a heap of undesirable dirt

10. The Hypocrite
She doesn't allow sex to happen but she allows cuddling, kissing, smooching without leading to sex. In as much as her hymen has not been popped, she's still a virgin abi? believe me, i've heard several encounters with this kinda babes.

Watch out for "Ten Categories Of Male". Virgins.?

Chai, This is serious!!!
Hausawa sun sa mu mun gan azaba walahi

Keneking:
Location in jos

Bukuru express.... Stanel Oil

A serious accident happened at about 1pm today in jos, between a Jeep & a kekenapep. Leaving two people death.

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I saw it on Facebook from a reliable brother in Jos & decided to share it with my dear nairalanders...

Please lets condemn this beastly, condemnable and savage act by a DSS officer in Ahmadu Bello way in Jos today.
The DSS officers came to arrest one John Dan whose offence was not disclosed. Out of fear, Hezekiah Paul a student of Computer science from the University of Jos on sighting the gun wielding DSS officers attempted to run but was shot by one of the officers. Hezekiah died some few minutes ago at the Plateau Hospital.. Please type ‪#‎The‬ DSS officer must be arrested, prosecuted openly and punished... What a wicked world.

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1366995966659910&id=1281668915192616

misscastle:

Your name is Rotji.. are you my Ngas brother lol

Hmmmm, my sister.... how are you doing?? for u to know my dialect, you are truly NY sister.

nickkylawve:
op wats the school's name?..

Gloryville Int'l School Jos

I saw it on Facebook & decided to share it with you guys..... Its called plain truth!!!

thesicilian:
This will only prevent me from talking to another candidate. It does not prevent me from several other forms of cheating which I dare not reveal here

Lol, Efcc need to go after u then.

How do you see it Is it proper

eureka:


Hello is Eto baba church still functioning? There is a big duplex next to his church. I grew up there. Across it was Kayus Block industry owner am told he is late. Nostalgia. Just like yeaterday.

it's not functioning ooo... Occultic Church

Mimido2:
no be only gerrara here....don't quote me again.....Mtchewww

Non....s.. Na only God know wetin u dey do for gimbiya..... don't quote me too oo

Mimido2:
dey didn't kill anybody o...dey were just shooting to scare people dat went for d party. And after shooting dey bundled almost of dem dat went for d party including people dat were standing outside.....Abeg stop spreading rumours

Young lady, am talking about angwan rukuba & u are talking about Gimbiya suites. Do u know what led to the destruction of the police station gerrara hea

Ex-president Goodluck Jonathan has
reportedly summoned his former aides and
ex-ministers over impeding probe in the $2,1
bn arms purchase scam.
The Punch reports that current
investigations of former Jonathan’s aides
and calls for his own probe formed part of
the discussion at the meeting.
Many of the former ministers are said to be
worried that the anti-corruption efforts of
President Muhammadu Buhari seems to be
focused solely on those who served in the
last administration.
However, some leaders of the opposition
party asked the incumbent leader not to
accept the pressure being mounted on him
to investigate Jonathan. According to them,
doing so would amount to laying a bad
precedent.
READ ALSO: Why Buhari is yet to probe
Jonathan
Chief Ebenezer Babatope, a PDP Board of
Trustees member, advised the Buhari-led
administration not to probe ex-president,
adding that doing so would humiliate the
PDP leader.
He said Jonathan should not be probed
unless “ it becomes brazenly open that a lot of
thefts are traced to him, but for now nothing
has been traced to him.”
“The late sage, Pa Obafemi Awolowo, said you
must not humiliate your leadership. When you
decide to humiliate your leadership, it is not
Jonathan that you’re humiliating, it is your
values that you are casting aspersions on,” the
chieftain said.
“Those calling for the probe of Jonathan are
enemies of this country. Whoever is
spearheading the probe may be digging his
political grave. Have they found him guilty?
“All the noise we have been hearing is about
the security vote. Buhari embarked on such a
probe during his first coming as a military
leader when he threw all manner of Nigerian
leaders into jail.”
Jonathan’s staunch loyalists also have
expressed dissatisfaction over calls for the
probe of the former Nigerian leader.
The spokesperson of the Ijaw National
Congress, Mr. Victor Burubo, said that it was
wrong for anybody to begin the probe of the
ex-president.
READ ALSO: EFCC gets presidency’s nod to
probe ex-president Jonathan
He said: “ I don’t think he (Jonathan) should
be probed. In every government, there are
people responsible for various functions and
when such people are found wanting, they are
fished out and probed. It is not the head of
the government that should be probed.
“In Buhari’s government, people padded the
national budget. Would they now say that
Buhari should be investigated? Nobody has
said that Buhari should be investigated.”
The presidency recently had said that the
anti-graft commission is free to probe
Jonathan, adding that Buhari does not tele-
guide the EFCC in any way.
Former national security adviser Sambo
Dasuki, who is currently in detention,
reportedly said that he received approvals
from Jonathan to divert huge sums of money
meant for the procurement of arms in the
war against Boko Haram insurgents.
While some want a prospective probe to be
limited to former president’s Jonathan
government, some countered that it should
be extended to all past governments.



Source: Www.thisdaylive.com

RIZLER:
bros abeg I dey city of david,wetin happen? E relate to malos? I get exam 2mrw ma know how my movement go be

Na vigilantee guys ooo. dem even reach Eto-Baba Side ooo.

More... This Is The Burnt Police Station.

Crises has just begun in the angwan rukuba area of Jos after some members of the Vigilantee Group of Nigeria shot four youths death.... Details Shortly!!!

Happy mother's day.... Nairalanders

I opened my bank account December 2010, therefore my account is 6years old?? How about you?

It happened in angwan rukuba area of Jo's north and before we could know it the picture went viral & the wife is currently in coma. She is currently receiving treatment at the Jo's university Teaching Hospital.

The Post of Registrar of the University of Jos,
Nigeria will become vacant on June 24, 2016. In
accordance with the Universities (Miscellaneous
Provisions) Amendment Act, 2012 which
amended the Universities Miscellaneous
Provision Act No. 11 of 1993 as amended by Act
No. 25 of 1996, applications are invited from
suitably qualified candidates for the position of
Registrar of the University of Jos.
THE UNIVERSITY
The University of Jos, a comprehensive public
institution which started as the Jos Campus of
the University of Ibadan in 1971 became a full-
fledged University in 1975.
The University which is situated in Jos, capital of
Plateau State, a city of serene environment near
temperate climate in Nigeria is very conducive
for learning and research.
The vision of the University is to be a globally
rated university providing an excellent
educational experience with high impact on the
society.
The University of Jos has contributed a lot to
research and development of the needs of the
community, solving various scientific,
technological, environmental, socio-cultural,
economic and other problems of the society. In
the four decades of its existence, the University
has built a reputation as one of the top-ranking
research institutions in Africa; an effort which
has made it to win many international awards
the latest being the World Bank African Centre
for Excellence in Phytomedicine Research and
Development.
The University has collaboration with many
national and international institutions. It has
strong undergraduate and postgraduate
programmes in 12 Faculties with a population of
19,816 full time Students, 6,448 part-time/
sandwich students and 2,192 full time
postgraduate students.
The University has a full time academic staff
strength of 1,125, technical staff of 389, senior
administrative staff of 779 and junior staff of
979.
Duties:
The Registrar is the Chief Administrative Officer
of the University and is responsible to the Vice-
Chancellor for the day-to-day general
administration of the University. The Registrar by
virtue of his office is Secretary to Council,
Senate, Convocation and Congregation. The
Registrar is, therefore, expected to give positive
leadership in the administration of the University.
Qualifications and Experience
Candidates must possess a good honours
degrees from a recognized University or its
equivalent, and at least fifteen (15) years post
qualification experience, substantial part of
which must have been in a University or other
comparable institution(s) of higher learning. The
candidate must be serving Officer not below the
rank of Deputy Registrar. Possession of relevant
higher degrees or postgraduate professional
qualifications in institutional management or
other related disciplines will be an added
advantage.
Method of Application
Interested candidates are required to send 20
copies of type written applications together with
20 copies of up-to-date curriculum vitae to:
The Vice-Chancellor
University of Jos,
P.M.B. 2084,
Jos - Nigeria.
Applicants should send the names of three (3)
referees, at least two of whom must be in a
position to attest to their professional/academic
standing and character.
Candidates should request their referees to send
the confidential reports direct to the above
address.
Both applications and referees’ report should
reach the Vice-Chancellor not later than six (6)
weeks from the date of this advertisement.
Only shortlisted candidates will be invited for
interview.
Signed
Professor Hayward B. Mafuyai, FRES
Vice-Chancellor
e-mail: vc@unijos.edu.ng
Web address: www.unijos.edu.ng

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