He was hospitalised at green teer hospital in U.S.... Pls let's pray for him. He has been struggling with this ailment since 2015.

Which amongst these is your favourite? Pls no insult, everybody is entitled to what he or she likes.

Nairalanders, let's share our views Why is it that most of the bad things that happen in Nigeria daily occurs in Lagos

Samyj247:
no b say she too fine set....I just checked her out....picd

That's it my brother
... she no fine sef

I saw this photo on Facebook & I decided to share it with you guys.

Guys, its high time we stop this rubbish.... I feel ashamed anytime I see this.

Peter Okoye just posted this on twitter & his fans reacted.

Take note, the "fobur" you see on the. photo is a village in jos. What u Think Guys??.

The following are facts that might have never known;


#1: "Avoiding eye contact shows shyness or
fear. To appear confident & calm, look straight
in-between the other person's eyes."


#2: "Longest English word is a medical word:
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis!"


#3: "'Good Morning text messages' can slightly
increase blood dopamine, making the receiver
feel better & loved."


#4: "The harder you try to sleep, the harder it is
to fall asleep. Instead, count your breaths, slowly,
starting from 60, downwards."


#5: "'Anuptaphobia is the fear of remaining
unmarried or marrying the wrong person & it
affects many ladies."


#6: "In 'sleep paralysis', the body is still sleeping
while the mind is awake. It's hard to breathe,
scream, or move; & feels like someone is
pressing down on you!"


#7: "If a guy stands with his legs apart while
talking to a lady, there's a high chance that he
likes her."


#8: "Some women actually cum & experience
strong orgasms during childbirth!"


#9: "Nyctophilia' describes a person who prefers
dark rooms & dull lights. They feel comfortable &
sleep better this way.

EXPRESS YOURSELF. ASK QUESTIONS. DROP
COMMENTS. LIKE. ETC.

MY DEAR NIGERIAN YOUTHS- ROTJI JATAU
I am very angry and that is why I am addressing you. You are the source of my anger and I want to vent my spleen- maybe not at you directly- but at the arrogance of your ignorance. . You sit in front of a computer and rant all day through social media but with every click, you make money - not for yourself - but for Mark Zuckerberg (Facebook), Linda Ikeji & Seun (Nairaland). With every megabyte of data you spend complaining and maligning, you make stupendous bucks for Etisalat, Glo,Airtel & Mtn. Over the next two years, the number of Nigerian millionaires will jump by 47% but most likely you will not be among because you are too busy whining and complaining. And yet about 60% of Nigeria’s 170m population are below 35 years. Oh, what a waste! By the way, Mark Zuckerberg was 19 when he started Facebook. Africa’s youngest billionaire, Ashish Thakkar, is 31. He escaped from the Rwandan genocide and relocated to Uganda where he started an IT business. Collin Thornton, who made his millions by fixing bad computers and setting up Dial-a- Nerd, is 35. Adam Horowitz, an 18-year-old entrepreneur, started 30 websites in 3 years before he became successful. The only thing you have ever started is an online petition. Have you heard of Jason Njoku? He’s 33 and the founder of Iroko TV. He received $8m investment into his company just a few years ago. What he does? Sharing the same Nollywood films that you spend hours to watch online. He didn’t just hang around waiting for Buhari to make something happen or blaming Jonathan for not making anything happen. Kamal Budhabhatti was deported from Kenya but while on the flight, he thought of the opportunities in Kenya. He found his way back after 6 months and today his company is valued at $30m. He’s 36. Have you heard of Chinedu Echeruo? Apple just paid $1b for his app. He’s a Nigerian like you and all he did was attempt to fix a problem. But for you, the only thing you attempt to fix are your nails- and your hairdo! Chinedu moved to New York in 1995 and found it difficult to navigate the city with ease so he developed HopStop to fix the problem. Stop listing all the problems - we know them already but what are you doing about them? You are in your 40s and you still sag your trousers. Of course, you know Linda Ikeji. You’ve spent hundreds of hours on her blog laughing and commenting while she smiles her way to the bank. She’s just built a house for her father in the village- just by you clicking on her gossip and sharing. Your day is not complete without a stop by at her blog. She was as broke as you are but she turned a hobby into a business. Are you that void of understanding? You think those politicians have any regard for you? That is why I referred to the arrogance of your ignorance at the beginning of this diatribe. -You have a false estimation of yourself. You have an over bloated ego. -You are only as good as an election ticket - pure and simple.-You are only good to be used and discarded like a used ballot paper. Who keeps a used ballot paper anyway? That is why they only remember you every four years. You are like a menstrual pad that is only useful during the menstrual period. Just food for thought..

After a long break, UEFA is back with this fixure.

The following are types of people you will meet
anyday anytime;


1. THE PEN BORROWERS:
They are always in the bank, common pen dey
won't have. This people are very dangerous,
once u borrow them the pen, u might find it
difficult to identify them, At a bank in Nigeria,
once someone tells u "can i have ur pen".
.Believe me bros, that is the last time u will see
that Pen (except if u are lucky).


2. THE 'I DEY YOUR BACK TEAM":
Immediately they enter the bank, even before
taking d slips (withdrawal or deposit) all they do
is to know the last person and u hear them
saying, i am at ur back. If care is not taking 8
people can tell u "I dey ur back", then at the end
of the day, they cause confusion (na me dey hin
back, I don tell am I was here before u blah
blah).


3. THE "NO PROTOCOL PEOPLE": These kind of
people
don't obey the first come, first serve slogan, they
are mouthed in the bank, immediately they come
in, they just walk up to the cashier or Manager,
he ask them to sit down and within 5 mins they
have completed their transactions while u still
dey dere dey look like mumu for queue.(There is
God oooo).


4. THE BANK DOOR REJECTEES:
These people will always have a problem with
the bank door, then u see dem removing their
belts, car keys, mobile phones etc and yet the
machine keeps shooting "pls go back". . . . My
bros next time come to bank Unclad, biko, he go
allow u in. Lol.


5. THE SLIP WASTERS: These kind of people can
waste slip for Nigeria, to fill the withdrawal slip
or deposit slip na jamb questions, u see them
canceling, tearing ,squeezing and taking another
one. To write common #18,067 naira in words na
gobe. Even the so called undergraduates are
found wanting in this scenario. Chai.


6. THE EXILE MEN: These people usually behave
like dem no dey this world since 2 years, they
will
always be asking for today's date, even after
telling them the correct date, they will ask
someone else again. I tire for these people. So
which category do u fall
into?

n a game of two teams with largely contrasting fortunes, Les Parisiens will be looking to make home advantage count when they take on the Stamford Bridge giants Paris Saint Germain and Chelsea face off at the Parc des Princes in the first leg of the Uefa Champions League last 16 on Tuesday night. As one of the most impressive teams in Europe, PSG have lost just once in 39 games across all competitions this season which was against Real Madrid in group phase. They sit atop the French Ligue 1 with nearest challenger AS Monaco a staggering 24 points behind. PSG prevailed in last season’s encounter at this same stage by virtue of away goals and are favourites for this tie. Chelsea’s ship has narrowly steadied under Guus Hiddink. The English champions sit 12th on the EPL log following their emphatic 5-1 over Newcastle United during the weekend. The uncertainty of captain John Terry featuring in the tie plus Kurt Zouma’s absence makes it a daunting task to stop PSG’s potent attack. The Blues are underdogs for this one. The previous meeting between both sides ended in draws over the two legs. Another one goes at a valuable. This game normally shouldn’t be deprived of goals due to the threat PSG possess. However with Chelsea’s backline set to be altered, it is expected the Blues sit back and defend deeply as the away side. Chelsea’s willingness to sit back should not deter them for charging foward. The threat PSG will pose will come from none other than Zlatan Ibrahimovic. The towering Swede has a total of 27 goals in 31 games this season and nothing seems to stand in his way.

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This was our conversation yesterday.
She said her phone is down, so how is she chatting with me and how will she send the card for her friend.

EFCC today 13th February 2016, sealed the house of former plateau state governor & a serving senator, Joshua Dariye in Angwan Doki area of Jos South.

Guys have been breaking up with their girlfriends during valentine right from time immemorial. Lol

The. wan chop my hard earned #50 lol

Na was ooo for all this network providers. Na by force to make money

The following are types of people you will meet
anyday anytime;

1. THE PEN BORROWERS:
They are always in the bank, common pen dey
won't have. This people are very dangerous,
once u borrow them the pen, u might find it
difficult to identify them, At a bank in Nigeria,
once someone tells u "can i have ur pen".
.Believe me bros, that is the last time u will see
that Pen (except if u are lucky).



2. THE I DEY YOUR BACK TEAM:
Immediately they enter the bank, even before
taking d slips (withdrawal or deposit) all they do
is to know the last person and u hear them
saying, i am at ur back. If care is not taking 8
people can tell u "I dey ur back", then at the end
of the day, they cause confusion (na me dey hin
back, I don tell am I was here before u blah
blah).



3. THE NO PROTOCOL PEOPLE: These kind of
people
don't obey the first come, first serve slogan, they
are mouthed in the bank, immediately they come
in, they just walk up to the cashier or Manager,
he ask them to sit down and within 5 mins they
have completed their transactions while u still
dey dere dey look like mumu for queue.(There is
God oooo).



4. THE BANK DOOR REJECTEES:
These people will always have a problem with
the bank door, then u see dem removing their
belts, car keys, mobile phones etc and yet the
machine keeps shooting "pls go back". . . . My
bros next time come to bank Unclad, biko, he go
allow u in. Lol.



5. THE SLIP WASTERS: These kind of people can
waste slip for Nigeria, to fill the withdrawal slip
or deposit slip na jamb questions, u see them
canceling, tearing ,squeezing and taking another
one. To write common #18,067 naira in words na
gobe. Even the so called undergraduates are
found wanting in this scenario. Chai.



6. THE EXILE MEN: These people usually behave
like dem no dey this world since 2 years, they
will
always be asking for today's date, even after
telling them the correct date, they will ask
someone else again. I tire for these people. So
which category do u fall
into?

The following are types of people you will meet anyday anytime;

1. HE PEN BORROWERS:
They are always in the bank, common pen dey
won't have. This people are very dangerous,
once u borrow them the pen, u might find it
difficult to identify them, At a bank in Nigeria,
once someone tells u "can i have ur pen".
.Believe me bros, that is the last time u will see
that Pen (except if u are lucky).


2. THE I DEY YOUR BACK TEAM:
Immediately they enter the bank, even before
taking d slips (withdrawal or deposit) all they do
is to know the last person and u hear them
saying, i am at ur back. If care is not taking 8
people can tell u "I dey ur back", then at the end
of the day, they cause confusion (na me dey hin
back, I don tell am I was here before u blah
blah).



3. THE NO PROTOCOL PEOPLE: These kind of people
don't obey the first come, first serve slogan, they
are mouthed in the bank, immediately they come
in, they just walk up to the cashier or Manager,
he ask them to sit down and within 5 mins they
have completed their transactions while u still
dey dere dey look like mumu for queue.(There is
God oooo)



4. THE BANK DOOR REJECTEES:
These people will always have a problem with
the bank door, then u see dem removing their
belts, car keys, mobile phones etc and yet the
machine keeps shooting "pls go back". . . . My
bros next time come to bank Unclad, biko, he go
allow u in. Lol.



5. THE SLIP WASTERS: These kind of people can
waste slip for Nigeria, to fill the withdrawal slip
or deposit slip na jamb questions, u see them
canceling, tearing ,squeezing and taking another
one. To write common #18,067 naira in words na
gobe. Even the so called undergraduates are
found wanting in this scenario. Chai.



6. THE EXILE MEN: These people usually behave
like dem no dey this world since 2 years, they
will
always be asking for today's date, even after
telling them the correct date, they will ask
someone else again. I tire for these people. So
which category do u fall
into?

ok

Ok

Trash

Trash

hahaha

Mine was when i Farted in the midst of babes in the office..... I felt like dying!!! Share yours.

I appreciate your advices. very helpful.

I was just checking into my Facebook account after a long time yesterday and I saw this.... hmmmmm

I am going for a job interview Tomorrow but I am thinking if my beard will have a negative effect on the interview( The beard is not too long) Pls friends what do you think? do I need to shave my beard?

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