And who move this poem to front page??

Message to all up coming artist.


Say NO to drugs .

IjebuWarrior:


Awon monitoring spirits...

That's who I am.. RSVP

9JAFULLBREED:
At OP are you a stammerer?

This one got me .. LMFAO
Even Moses sef no fit stammer like dis .. lol
dude is just catching fun . ha

Simi don get bele?
Double congrats

Fiyinfoluwa20:


Don’t smoke and drink. Would just channel the emotions to work. It’s my first day and I feel this way already

Now I see why you sobbing .

omo mummy...

Woman!

Chai!

This is funny

ah!

You challenged yourself and it's normal to felt that way after moving out of ur comfort zone.

just find a joint or small bar to pass weekend if you're the type that smoke or drink.. and if you're not .. then you could find a nearby sport viewing center to watch today's football matches...Make new friends and forget about home.

You go dey alright.

We talking 6 cars you grooming 6 packs. yeye yeye

Oga die if you wan die.


Nobi today asthma dey hook person.


which kind rubbish be dis sef..

I just want to laugh out loud. Ha ha ha

Would love to visit churches like this to watch people display their foolishness in the presence of the holy spirit

ok

That's what happens when you gum people too much and make your life seem depend on them.

Never trust your Family /Friends with money.

Always do it yourself.

Don't expect too much from anyone .. including your parents.

Hmmmm

I no pity you sef. Na una dey disturb one of my guy to come for job interview and he later found out it was GNLD scheme when he got there.. you made the poor guy trek from Abule Egba to Ketu .. Ah ur own don finish today .

gurunlocker:
Later he will suddenly remember 2pac stole his song....

this one got me .. lol

Onyi22:
My kind of curves, I tap into her curve

which curve ?

Who gave my girlfriend skushis drink?

Amaka disappoint me fam.

It's normal .. no big deal

Samade7:




I wonder if pple like u think before u write jargon like dis...... Am not for either Saraki or any of these looters, cos since when ur mama born you, na same set of pple have been ruling us n majority of u still keep celebrating dem, u are in bondage n still planning same for ur unborn children.

Back to ur senseless comment, the truth to be told, if Saraki really sent those guys, why did police kill Micheal Adikwu n kept the info away from d public for weeks?

I will never support any of those looters, same pple dat have looting dis country since when we are born.

Tofiakwa.

We are so dumb in this country.. I listened to one fela song the other day where he yab all these our yeye politicians and he mentioned some of them... it's suprising these are still the same set of people ruling us like now . they keep passing this nation to their family, friends, brother like say na their baba chief title! I was in Ibadan few days ago and I saw posters of an Ex governor (Alao Akala)which actually served oyo state for couple years now coming back under another party to contest for governorship election again!

I don't know why all these old idiots baba's not yet satisfied with the damage the have done us for Christ sake ... I dey even wonder why buhari is going for second term... Are they telling me 4 years is not enough to move a nation forward
I'm really fed up of this country ... Boko Haram should just help us blow up all these old baba once and for all .. I want to see fresh people on my TV screen for God sake . Buhari this Atiku that Obasojo this Saraki that . .. make all of them leave us alone .

I don't think I will vote this coming election sef cuz I began to think our votes doesn't count!.. I will definitely collect their money if any party offer me some and still won't vote for ANY of them theives! smh

Holamic:
My biggest wishes to a brother from saint family R.S.V.P Much love

ah my Oga! Merry Xmas and prosperous new year.

I pray you will definitely find this and make use of it ..


The first thing you need is accommodation... My brother forget this business business people pointing you at right now and solve accommodation problem!

You live in ilorin and am pretty sure you should be able to get just a single room apartment for less than 30k! or maybe the 35k for total package.. buy small foam,standing fan and some basic things you may need including small cooking pot and all that little basic things with a bugdet less than 25k!!!! buy food stuffs that would last you for a month or 2 and start living your life in a normal simplest way as you continue you teaching in that school you presently are.. I know there are lots of student living in Ilorin and you could eventually find someone you can share your room with and split bills....THIS IS THE FIRST THING YOU MUST DO MY BROTHER!


I believe you should be able to solve the accommodation issue within the space of 1 month if you're really desperate about it... Now, you need to think of what skill to learn. I will suggest a fashion designer, Barber or maybe any other skills you think you would be very good at cuz you will definitely need it my brother .. look ehn, I don't wanna start calculating how you arrived at saving up to 250k with just 20k salary but wow you have done well so far my brother .. forget all this nonsense forex online trade people are talking about .. you better off must of the people on this forum with that your 259k !! some great people here don graduate for the past 8 years and still on job hunt..some even get better certificate than yours but certificates no fit put food on their table and they had to resort to one skill or the other to survive on this country. so forget about that Msc shit .. education is over Hyped in this fucking country!

Try and sacrifice some time to shuffle between working in your present job and learning a skill after your working hour in a period of 6 month .
You are just a few step away from success... you don't need to quit your current job!.. use it as a channel to gather funds to enable you move forward to become a better person.. We all just dey manage for this Nigeria.. ..nobody is perfectly OK!
look, you have to understand we all are different in this world . some people inherit or live in their parents house and they don't have to worry about house rent or utilities bills cus it's a bonus for them! those kinda people can venture into anything and become sucessful because they have less bills to pay but u no get any family or parents for Ilorin .. you need to understand some people solution no go work for your problem...

in summary... get an accommodation, learn a skill in 6 month or a year. Save up and use the fund to setup yourself as a boss and come back here to share your testimony! ...

Is this the same man nigerians wanna trust our national cake with??

Mo sorry fun gbo gbo yin ooo .
Mo sorry fun gbo gbo yin lokan kan .

Do all these people wey dey post secrets on social media get family sha.. I just dey wonder.

This year really bleeped me silly mehn.


I regret my choice to relocate to another state in Nigeria Instead of traveling out of the country.... I'm sorry for myself now.

I want to believe your story is incomplete and I see you are trying so hard to make your friend look bad even though you both are unserious fellow...

Yourself still need some serious life couching classes to attend cuz you sounds like one silly kid...

Do you know the table could turn around and you will be the one running around looking for a favor from this guy someday?? Oh you don't know one thing could lead to another and Gbam! this your poor friend elevates and "outgrown" you too.

look my brother, if you really want to help this guy....

Call him and have a heart to heart discussion with him on what he's planning to do as a man and what you think he need to make him stand up on his feet. this one nobi all these yeye beer parlour talk wey you go dey laugh, drink stout talk join.

I will suggest you get him a small car for Uber business.. we all know Uber dey do well for Lagos .. And if you know you can't help him .. then don't add salt to his injury by buying him drinks! ..

Oh you even said you gave him a million naira before .. hmm that's cool but do I believe you? NO!

.....I just had to read your post again and to shot you sefl dey hungry me. "My friend is just too poor and broke "
really ??

Make someone ask for my account details and bless me with money this festiv season too nah.

where u dey my helper oooo

Use Kiwi polish

SMH for Nigeria police