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TV/Movies / Re: Bbnaija To "Give Water And Wipes To All The Ladies" - Precious Ezenzu Reacted by RSVP: 12:49pm On Feb 02, 2018
Enemyofpeace:
I am at home tongue washing tongue bbn and the big brother gaved embarassedthe tongue a very difficult task as a punishment


I don't want to quote you but i need to know how you take wash ham. grin

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Technology Market / Re: Cheap Hp Chrome "As Is" by RSVP: 7:43am On Jan 31, 2018
Carry ham go cumputer village nah.

Dem fit burst d password.
Celebrities / Re: Seyi Shay Breaks The Internet As She Goes Completely Topless In New Photos by RSVP: 12:33pm On Jan 30, 2018
Sheyi wey no get boobs
Celebrities / Re: Video:rap Artist Jasmine Okeke Fight Her Best Friend Over Her Dwarf Boyfriend by RSVP: 6:11am On Jan 30, 2018
Here is the alleged "dwarf" they fought over.

Dude is from yankee based on his blink blink and something my brother called "accent" (sorry i no sabi book) grin

I could hear lots of problematic words like.

"yo" yo"

"Wat the fcck mehn"

"Yo" " let me handle this mehn"

And some other words i could not translate but trust me there are lots of "mhen" and "yo" accompany with serious boot kicking in dis video.

I do dis for my pple dat won't love to waste their MB in dis Nigeria economy. cool

You are welcome.
Love you too kiss

Celebrities / Re: Uche Ogbodo Assaulted By Military Man In Lagos (Photos) by RSVP: 4:55pm On Jan 28, 2018
A part of me believe this woman is saying the truth but I fear she might not get the right justice.

Nigeria is a joke.

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Travel / Re: Dorcas Shola Fapson Releases Video Of Taxify Driver Attacking Her by RSVP: 10:47am On Jan 26, 2018
safarigirl:
was he chasing her? Did she not eventually run?

He was not trying to rape or kidnap her, he was trying to get her out if his car and she just tagged it 'rape and kidnap' because she knows that people are quick to believe females whenever they use those popular tags.

This is emotional blackmail



I'm sorry to quote you.

But damn! You got my respeckt!

Your head dey function well well. I swear.

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Celebrities / Re: Paul O Okoye To His Daughter On Her 21st Birthday: You Can Show Me Your Boyfrien by RSVP: 11:21am On Jan 25, 2018
classicMan22:
cheesy hbd dear.send my own come oo

Celebrities / Re: Paul O Okoye To His Daughter On Her 21st Birthday: You Can Show Me Your Boyfrien by RSVP: 11:11am On Jan 25, 2018
classicMan22:
u don't mean it doctor Jesus 2 day is ur birthday cheesy hbd hope RSVP will be very buku.


Chicken full ground.

Business / Re: Kingsway Ibadan: Before And After Pictures by RSVP: 11:04am On Jan 24, 2018
You need to see the badly state of a govt secondary school along that Sango Poly Rd IB .

The major gate/fence, Class rooms, Hall.. Infact, almost everything in that school are physically damaged and dirty!

There should be proper measures to secure and maintain all govt properties especially schools in our country.

Look, We are doomed in dis country.

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Crime / Re: Friend Of The Osun State Girl Who Was Allegedly Used For Ritual By Yahoo Boys by RSVP: 11:21pm On Jan 23, 2018
If I hustle my money

You go follow me chop ham

Na me bring come Lagos

Abi I look lyk your fada.

.........

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Sports / Re: Kanu Nwankwo And His Wife, Amara Unfollow Each Other On Instagram by RSVP: 4:49pm On Jan 23, 2018
Dis woman is just one selfish pig!

I'm sure she no go say Jack if na her brother dey follow Kanu jolloy all his money.

Where she dey when kanu and his brother dey share bread chop for village.

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Romance / Re: Man Proposes To His Girlfriend Of 8 Years At Anambra Market (Photos) by RSVP: 6:55pm On Jan 22, 2018
Austinoiz:
I saw a proposal under duress and looking ahead, I see a 'wicked' marriage and a possible divorce loading.


Haba.

Cool down.
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: This Nigerian Artist’s Artworks Are So Realistic It’s Hard To Believe by RSVP: 6:26pm On Jan 22, 2018
Are you kidding me?


Tell that man behind the cardboard to come out!

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Technology Market / Re: Been moved to auto section by RSVP: 6:19pm On Jan 22, 2018
First body?
Romance / Re: Aww! Friends Creates Rubber Ring For Their Friend To Engaged His Longtime Gf(pic by RSVP: 4:30pm On Jan 22, 2018
She won't mind even if It is a plastic ring.

Baby girl is smart!

Sexdoll go soon full market now.
Crime / Re: Father Brutalizes His Son For Misplacing House Keys. Photos by RSVP: 2:03pm On Jan 22, 2018
cry cry cry
Romance / Re: "Don't Have Sex For Free This 2018" - Lagos Runs Girl Advises Ladies (Video) by RSVP: 12:05pm On Jan 22, 2018
Dem almost finish dis one glory... grin grin


Jzt wait... E no go teh wink
Crime / Re: A Nairalander Just Scammed Me. by RSVP: 8:43am On Jan 22, 2018
Brb
Crime / Re: There Is Nothing Like Money Rituals by RSVP: 8:08pm On Jan 21, 2018
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin


Bros I hate to tell you but there is jazzzzz! I mean science!

You know real otumopor!

Location dey!

No doubt ham.

You will see stars if dem nack you one ring.

You still be small Lerner. Watin you know sef

SMH.
Celebrities / Re: Zainab Balogun: Why I Am Single 6 Years After Leaving London For Lagos by RSVP: 3:45pm On Jan 20, 2018
oliidell:


Ladies should look beyond property. Anyone that has access to a car can date that aunty. Guys too should work hard. A man of marriage age should at least have good prospects. After all an old adage says 'be sure before you marry of a house wherein to tarry.


You're absolutely right!
They need to start looking beyond a man property/bank account.

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Celebrities / Re: Zainab Balogun: Why I Am Single 6 Years After Leaving London For Lagos by RSVP: 2:55pm On Jan 20, 2018
bobokunlexzy:
The problem is that she is actually looking for a rich dude with those qualities she mentioned but datz gonna be hard cos a guy can't be rich & transparent/honest especially wen it comes to dating. Lag ladies no go let am rest. She should go for a broke guy & toosh him up. Shikena

Dey can't even date an avarage guy not to talk of one broke dude...Imagine one aunty boldly told me she can't date any guy that doesn't own a car and guess what she's almost 35.. I just laugh.

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Romance / Re: 10 Memes On The Trending Sex Doll by RSVP: 12:20pm On Jan 17, 2018
When delivery man finally brought ur BF sex doll.

Science/Technology / Re: Chicken Dies After Killing A Snake While Trying To Protect Its Babies. Photos by RSVP: 7:55pm On Jan 16, 2018
RIP chicken.

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Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests 7 MAPOLY Students And Others For Yahoo Yahoo With Juju (See Photos) by RSVP: 3:59pm On Jan 16, 2018
...

The reek of putrescence surrounding this oeconomia though surreptitious is glaring

But

EFCC has become an opprobrious nomine for a unitarum that is proficient in arresting miscreant yardbirds

while sequestering politicians
who ab-antiquo are the kleptomaniacs and bona fide autochthonous owners of corruption and criminality

Who cozen and pauperize the populus because of their moral turpitude

And I'm tempted to ask

Is this new modus operandi their Causa existentium?

#Eco99#



Allahu Akbar.

#IYAMSWEATING
Science/Technology / Re: Boy Poses With Bush Baby In Enugu State After It Was Killed (Photos) by RSVP: 10:02pm On Jan 15, 2018
Where is the mat? shocked

I need ham.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Unemployment Has Made Me Depressed!! by RSVP: 7:01pm On Jan 15, 2018
Have you tired getting intouch with some of your old friends for help?

I understand it's really hard in this kinda situation but at times you need to start looking inward to find help.

Confide in your close family members and friends maybe they could come up with better plans or best business you engage in.

And please try to move more closer to God.

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Celebrities / Re: Toke Makinwa Or Roman Goddess?: Who Rocked The N1.1m Pajamas Better? (Photos) by RSVP: 6:29pm On Jan 15, 2018
lekanation:
this Roman goddess of a girl's water melon will weigh 50kg each according to my calculation

Na 98kg I calculate from here ooo.

Abeg which formula you use?

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Celebrities / Re: Toke Makinwa Or Roman Goddess?: Who Rocked The N1.1m Pajamas Better? (Photos) by RSVP: 6:22pm On Jan 15, 2018
I just love slim girls. Dem got skills kiss .

All way nah way wink

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Romance / Re: The Face Of The Guy Who Rejected A Lady's Proposal & Ran Away (Pictured) by RSVP: 6:11pm On Jan 15, 2018
kay29000:
Is he running out of the country because of the proposal?

No! He's just taking a stroll cheesy


Let's be honest . What you gon do if one of your GF propose to you publicly like dis?? cheesy

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Events / Re: Unyime Idem Gets 20 Birthday Cakes In 90 Minutes! (Photos) by RSVP: 5:54pm On Jan 15, 2018
Dirty??

Dis idoit wey dem use one fulani calabash mode his bd cake sef dey tok.smh

Clown.

Romance / Re: Who Will Foot The Marriage Ceremony Bills If She Proposes? by RSVP: 4:55pm On Jan 15, 2018
biacan:
First I'll never date someone out of pity cool


Complete ur statement. smiley

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