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Romance / Re: Who Will Foot The Marriage Ceremony Bills If She Proposes? by RSVP: 4:23pm On Jan 15, 2018
biacan:
The man didn't accept her proposal...... I was actually embarrassed by his actions..... smh


His or Her action?


Would you accept a guy proposal out of pity?
Crime / Re: I Transferred N280k & N300k From My Mother's Account To Mine Via Phone by RSVP: 11:30am On Jan 15, 2018
thunderbabs:
Lol... My guy don go send money to those selling fake fixed games.... Dey don scam am...

Jus pick d number of cloths u can carry, and go and find a nice place in bet9ja shop and stay till you recover that money odawise na omorogun she go use batter ur skull dz evening....

Infact, she will hand u over to Magu too afta d beatings.



Me sef dey reason ham too... Dem don job ham with dus fake fixed matches.... Shey omo ni eleyii abi idiot

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Crime / Re: I Transferred N280k & N300k From My Mother's Account To Mine Via Phone by RSVP: 11:07am On Jan 15, 2018
Honestly I hate to say you are a stupid kid.


Just tell your mom say you won buy land and you eventually got scammed by a friend. He used your money travel out.

OR


Dey act like say craze enta ur body anytime ur mom come back from work.. Fear go catch her and she go carry you go ur pastor for deliverance.



OR

Just switch on ur bad boy mood and complete ur mission... Run away from home! Yeah cool grin .. Eleribu omo jatijati.

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Investment / Re: Urgent Loan Please by RSVP: 6:24am On Jan 15, 2018
Try Paylater app bro.
Crime / Re: Masquerade Who Was Knocked Down In Uyo Get Buried By Colleagues. by RSVP: 6:05am On Jan 15, 2018
See their tiny legs sef...Smh
Romance / Re: Nigerian Women Share The Foolish Things They 've Ever Done For Love by RSVP: 6:01am On Jan 15, 2018

Celebrities / Re: Lola Omotayo Smokes At Lagos Club (Video) by RSVP: 10:26pm On Jan 14, 2018
Is it your smoke?

Will you keep quiet?

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Celebrities / Re: New Photo Of E-money Will Make You Double Your Hustle This 2018 by RSVP: 1:55am On Jan 14, 2018
meemaa:
Please good people of nairaland.... I humbly solicit for your help to help me with any amount of cash you can give....I'm so broke that this life is becoming somewhat meaningless to me....please lend a helping hand ....and I promise to invest this money in trade or crypto business to have a stable income... I know some of you have enough cash that giving me something wouldn't make any effect on you...please help a brother by donating to this addresses :
Perfectmoney : U12150566
Bitcoin : 16ME3ULkwaCyj892u4QL59CiJgz9tptdQF

Please if you need my Nigerian bank account please reach me through my email : dmikemda@gmail.com
Thanks for your anticipated kind gesture and God will bless you in multiple folds as you help.
NOTE: I'm not scam...this is for real


I'm sorry to quote yoU Bro but don't expect anyone to help you on here.. We all have problems .

Forget dis mentality say people go help you.
Pick up ur shlt and start from somewhere.
Forget family or friends..they would want to be part of your story only when you become successful!
Them no go show face now. Most of them are azzhole.Just forget them aND move on..

You still get data sef.. 3 days hunger never catch you before? Smh
Crime / Re: 3 Elephant Tusks, 1 Ivory Pieces Worth $500,000 Smuggled From Nigeria (Photos) by RSVP: 1:29pm On Jan 13, 2018
correctguy101:


How you use know say I dey sip monkey tail?

I don dey suspect you cheesy



Ma NiGaA grin

Dis ur reasoning nobi from here Oo. Na fresh from weed land grin cheesy

Crime / Re: 3 Elephant Tusks, 1 Ivory Pieces Worth $500,000 Smuggled From Nigeria (Photos) by RSVP: 1:16pm On Jan 13, 2018
correctguy101:


Make we enter bush na.

Enter for your end there, I go enter from my end here. Before we meet for middle, our bags and crates go don full with endangered uncommon things (that na if herdsmen no waylay us for road o. grin

Like my idea?



Ur idea good... Walahi grin

Pass me dat monkey tail wey u dey drink make we gada dey in spirit b4 we enta bush..

You correct tru tru.
Crime / Re: 3 Elephant Tusks, 1 Ivory Pieces Worth $500,000 Smuggled From Nigeria (Photos) by RSVP: 1:01pm On Jan 13, 2018
correctguy101:


My papa get, I come dey ask you for your own? undecided

Abeg as you no dey fear swear, make we move your grandpa own na.



Lolz. I for don move everything if my Pman get nah.

Na all dis old school black plastics disc plate him get and I don sell ham tehteh. I dey even use style find Ago Elepon dat time but him no get cheesy

Just imagine If we move like 15 pieces of dis ivory shyte mehn....
Crime / Re: 3 Elephant Tusks, 1 Ivory Pieces Worth $500,000 Smuggled From Nigeria (Photos) by RSVP: 12:45pm On Jan 13, 2018
correctguy101:


Where can I reach you? Hope grandpa will not swia for us undecided


Forget swia jare.


How many ur papa get?

PM me nitori oloun make we gada reason. grin
Crime / Re: Nigerian Yahoo Boy Destroys His Laptops After 4 Years Of Not Making Money by RSVP: 10:55am On Jan 13, 2018
Yahoo Yahoo sef no easy.


Mod: We finally made FTC on NL bro!.


Ur meme is one good luck charm!!!

More chicken fall on ur table dis 2018! grin cheesy

Now show ur face nah. cool

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Religion / Re: Newman Emmanuel Edward: "If You Are Rich & Don't Help Pastors, You Will Die" by RSVP: 9:16am On Jan 13, 2018
Baby onike cheesy

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Romance / Re: See What This Slay Queen Posted On FB by RSVP: 8:58am On Jan 13, 2018
15 years??

Slay queen indeed.

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Executed In Saudi Arabia, 14 Others To Follow by RSVP: 8:47am On Jan 13, 2018
Some pple get mind sha.


Saudi na death zone.

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Sports / Re: Saudi Women Spotted In Stadium For The First Time In History(Photos) by RSVP: 8:37am On Jan 13, 2018
This is amazing!

Make them allow them use internet too...

Dey look fresh wink

Celebrities / Re: New Photo Of E-money Will Make You Double Your Hustle This 2018 by RSVP: 9:34pm On Jan 12, 2018
coolh3ad:


Nice one Boss. True talk. You know something....


Boss man. smiley

U connect.

Celebrities / Re: New Photo Of E-money Will Make You Double Your Hustle This 2018 by RSVP: 7:48pm On Jan 12, 2018
If you like triple ur hustle... You still won't be very rich if you no *++* ham...


The PLUS could be anything...


YES, ANYTHING grin

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Romance / Re: And She Finally Said Yes! I Am Off The Market Ladies (pic) by RSVP: 3:24pm On Jan 12, 2018
lefulefu:
this guy pix go make sense for wetin concern me memecheesy.


I hail thee baba.
Education / Re: A Delta State Poly Student Got Everyone Confused With Her Use Of English by RSVP: 12:29pm On Jan 12, 2018
See one of us...

Slay queen kiss

Romance / Re: She Treats Me Like An Option, Maybe I Am. by RSVP: 10:06am On Jan 12, 2018
D chick is just a typical runs babe.

They could FVck you for money and sometimes for fun BUT they would never dAte a guy without with Zero $$$... As in proper boyfriend angry
Romance / Re: And She Finally Said Yes! I Am Off The Market Ladies (pic) by RSVP: 11:14pm On Jan 11, 2018
Lalas247:
Sexilicious op cheesy lefulefu come and see God don and our guy prayers o grin
Hope we get an invite ... RSVP stuffs...The comments tho Nigerians can yab sha cry grin


Is nor ma stuffs. : smiley

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Romance / Re: All For The Beach Party With A Cute Girl - Photos by RSVP: 6:06pm On Jan 10, 2018
YusufNairaland:

Hello bro, I did as u instructed and also checked the price, the starting price goes for $1295, using a moderate exchange rate of 300 to a dollar that is abt 388k wristwatch..That's quite pricey...Hence, I decided to bring forth my challenge hoping u can help solve it by God's grace..would be glad if u can help with some 5k..I need it to return bk to school(school resumes 2moro) and also get some foodstuffs...I would appreciate in no small amount if u can help sir..thanks in anticipation..



Someone cannot brag in peace?


Mod: I have feelings na u be dis guy
...#JustAsking undecided

Romance / Re: 12 Meme From Nairaland 2017 Get Together Party (the Meat) by RSVP: 12:35pm On Jan 10, 2018
See Mumu

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Romance / Re: Ladies Btw A Dark Skinned Guy And A Fair Skinned Guy, Which Is Sexier ( See Pix) by RSVP: 10:24pm On Jan 09, 2018
Evaberry:
I like my man Tall dark bearded and fvcking handsome. athletic body too with a bit of ruggedness.

then top it off with a big black dick

Dark skinned guys are awesome maybe Cus I'm very light skinned tho hence the reason I like em dark

although light skin guys with their pretty pink dick make u wanna suck em all day.




Erotic shocked

Crime / Re: . by RSVP: 10:11pm On Jan 09, 2018
dMInawah:
na waitin oyibo the call adventure,try am and see with the cool natural breeze u go know the true meaning of anco


Anco abi kini?

Crime / Re: Save My Life! Threat To My Life From +234 808 781 6585 by RSVP: 10:05pm On Jan 09, 2018
One of you exes??

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Business / Re: Pady Adenuga: "I Got Engaged Twice In 2 Years, I Couldn't Marry Any Of Them" by RSVP: 11:16am On Jan 09, 2018
Brooke60:
With your DP?
I'll pass sir smiley


You're wicked. embarassed

Romance / Re: Slay Queens Now Securing Their Future Husbands Spiritually (pics) by RSVP: 9:12am On Jan 09, 2018
Ekkhann:
This nairalander is finally a meme o grin grin


Man's not hot Oo grin
Romance / Re: Slay Queens Now Securing Their Future Husbands Spiritually (pics) by RSVP: 8:57am On Jan 09, 2018
If dem like use grease.

We go chop ham noni.

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Events / Re: Official Pictures From The Nairaland Get Together Party by RSVP: 6:33am On Jan 09, 2018
dontbothermuch:
Lovely

Ma guy


Dude no get joY oo cheesy


Neighbor! sad

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