Cook the baby for the yam.

Yoruba people would say: Mi o le wa lo ku.

Interpretation: I can not come and go and die.

A senior in my secondary school said this:

I want this gutter pack and wash.

The yam they pounded has omo school in it.



Why can't I even give the right answer?

Na lie ooo, the brinde are wear popul and she is thinking that she has faine well, well.

Well, me I have went for today, I will seeing you peoples tomorrow. Bye.

brownsilk:

is not my leg that is break, i hope i has not miss too much things in this naira and land, u no say hold up use to hold up in the air because i just fly inside from the united states of A, (complete am)

Ajegunle.

I tried to reaching you earlier on but I don't knew that hold up have holding you in Ajegunle.

The food stuff in Baba Iyabo's farm.

saucekid:

@ rubie,

somewhere along the bermuda triangle

Your answer is too blonde
Can seem to get the laugh out of me.

@ ronnie-slimz If I kicking you, you will started to weeping.

Election
The faculty 1 & 2.
Bruce almighty.
Legally blonde 1 & 2.

Click.

Open the window and let the climate jump in.

Chicken invaders. Just started though.

What are you do to the dog that are make it cry like that?

Bobo



hangman's noose vs gulletine?

You will went to the market and you will said you want to buy omo.

King Jaja of Opobo died a long time ago.



Do ugly people bear rubie?

That's the gospel truth about my manager.

mishooo:

You no even need solution self.

The man dey bored, let him smoke his life out

No, thanks for the solution, the white man has even ran away, because I saw him carrying his portfolio dejectedly. You need to see this man to knoe what I'm talking about. The truth is, if I kidnap him, no country would even own up to his citizenship.

It's just that I'm having some hang overs from the journey back from Delta, yesterday. Couldn't get a good rest at night because I had to gist with my friend, and iron out some issues. Thank GOD it was worth it, any way.

Thank you guys for you help. ^{rubie smiles sleepily}

That doctor needs a head butt on the mouth so he'll be forever speechless.

Where did you get these pix from?

I'm so bored, I think I need to go and sleep.

Haba na wa for you ooo, I'm just joking with you now, you sef. I just wanted to know when you got out of prison after such a long time. Hope they didn't suffer you too much sha.

sparta:

Haba Ladapo,
Cant your girlfriend trust you to keep a secret? How can you DISPLAY HER BRAIN so publicly? Fine she told you about her little brain but am sure she didnt expect your mouth to be going drip! drip! about it. It takes a real man to keep a woman o. Dont be angry if she dumps you for this betrayal o, u more than deserve it.

Abi oooo

We'll use blue tooth or infrared connection.
Good to see you.



Does hunger cause sore throat?

Even though it's an old secondary school joke, I'll still LOL.      

Mellow has mellowed down.


Why did I have to have biscuits for lunch?

Ok, ta'kia.

@ mishoo what if I say that to him and he immediately drops dead?