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Phone/Internet Market / Re: Uk Used Iphone 8 Plus by S1MP: 8:27pm On Oct 31, 2023
You're not ready to sell it yet
90k or goodbye
Romance / Re: Why Does This Happen All The Time? (18+ Graphic Pics) by S1MP: 7:09pm On Oct 30, 2023
iTroll:
Why are so many guys in this situation?
You can clearly see the pain and desperation in his eyes
Will he have to hang around for 10 years until she "notices" him?
I feel for guys like this sha fr
What a sad situation
How do you know he's being friendzoned
Take your vitirol elsewhere and allow people enjoy life

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Phones / Re: Oraimo Spacepods Unboxing And First Looks by S1MP: 10:49am On Oct 25, 2023
So it's basically the free pods 4 but customized into Burna boy merch lmao
Romance / Re: 50 Bluepilled Lies Men Were Told As Children (speedy's musings) by S1MP: 10:11am On Oct 25, 2023
Another useless thread
Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by S1MP: 10:01am On Oct 25, 2023
SweetBuns:
This redpill something is nothing short of a terrorist organization or a cult.
You either agree with them and give them what they want, or they'll flip out and cause some unwanted issues (like the petulant children they are)
Do not initiate yourselves into this self serving, inept and mentally degrading cult
The whole redpill thing is a huge echo chamber filled with pseudoscientific hogwash and unfounded claims.

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Romance / How Do I Cure Conji As A Guy by S1MP: 6:27pm On Jul 07, 2023
Omo e no easy o.
Wetin I fit do to make these urges go down
Any helpful advice welcome please
Romance / This Is Why I Avoid Redpill Threads (redpill Is For Fools) by S1MP: 1:34pm On Dec 09, 2022
1. They will tell you to avoid and run away from women yet they forget that women account for 50% of the worlds population. They want you to avoid and ignore half the number of humans in the world
That is not just stupid, it's impossible.

2. If you follow them, you will end up alone and miserable when you grow old
How can I build a house and then the house remains empty and devoid of a wife and children? You follow them, you end up regretting for the rest of your life

3. Redpill advise you to not get married and not give birth to children. Is that not madness?

4. Redpill turn gentle men into angry barbarians who turn rabid at the first sign of females presence. Once they see (f), they go mad with envy and anger.

5. Redpill turn men into gay bastards. Imagine, two redpillers romancing each other with their rough, rock hard palms (ewooooooo) and ejaculating inside another mans yansh (it is finished). All because they refuse to go for women cause of stupid idea.

Avoid redpill thread!

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by S1MP: 1:32pm On Dec 09, 2022
SweetBuns:
This redpill something is nothing short of a terrorist organization or a cult.
You either agree with them and give them what they want, or they'll flip out and cause some unwanted issues (like the petulant children they are)
Do not initiate yourselves into this self serving, inept and mentally degrading cult
The whole redpill thing is a huge echo chamber filled with pseudoscientific hogwash and unfounded claims.
Why I avoid redpill threads

1. They will tell you to avoid and run away from women yet they forget that women account for 50% of the worlds population. They want you to avoid and ignore half the number of humans in the world
That is not just stupid, it's impossible.

2. If you follow them, you will end up alone and miserable when you grow old
How can I build a house and then the house remains empty and devoid of a wife and children? You follow them, you end up regretting for the rest of your life

3. Redpill advise you to not get married and not give birth to children. Is that not madness?

4. Redpill turn gentle men into angry barbarians who turn rabid at the first sign of females presence. Once they see (f), they go mad with envy and anger.

5. Redpill turn men into gay bastards. Imagine, two redpillers romancing each other with their rough, rock hard palms (ewooooooo) and ejaculating inside another mans yansh (it is finished). All because they refuse to go for women cause of stupid idea.

Avoid redpill thread!

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Romance / Re: Broke Guys Shouldnt Even Have Erections by S1MP: 1:31pm On Dec 09, 2022
casualobserver:


I agree a man should sort out his finances before having children but when they do sort themselves out, they should not marry women with monikers like sweetbuns sweetpussy etc. such women have nothing to offer but sex and the sex they have on offer can be bought.

The corollary to your assertion is that Women who have monikers like sweetbuns etc or that sort of mindset, have no business having expectations of ever being a wife to any serious and successful man. They are sidechicks and paid companions not wives.
Just say you hate women already
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: . by S1MP: 7:36pm On Aug 08, 2022
Playapayaski thank you so much sir
May God bless your future generations 1000x fold
You shall never lack
Amen
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: . by S1MP: 7:21pm On Aug 08, 2022
playapayaski sir
Romance / Re: Never mind by S1MP: 7:19pm On Aug 08, 2022
playapayaski:


What's ur name?
My bank name starts with a "miss" due to an error on part of the bank officials

I'll quote you on a dead thread boss
Romance / Re: Never mind by S1MP: 7:11pm On Aug 08, 2022
obinna58:
Is your girlfriend bothering you, tell her to fvk off you must give her the money
I just want to use it to eat. I'm broke. I don't have a girlfriend. Not since 2016
Romance / Re: Never mind by S1MP: 7:10pm On Aug 08, 2022
Odetokun3:
Sell your phone
What sort of financial advice is this? What is the endgame?

Sell my car so that I can afford a new car engine?
Romance / Re: Never mind by S1MP: 6:51pm On Aug 08, 2022
Please nairalanders help
Romance / Never mind by S1MP: 6:40pm On Aug 08, 2022
Xxxxxxxx
Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by S1MP: 11:03am On Aug 03, 2022
In every redpiller lies a simp in disguise.

- S1MP 2021 undecided

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by S1MP: 11:01am On Aug 03, 2022
SweetBuns:
The repill and "manosphere" communities are simply conglomerations of heartbroken boys, emotionally scarred men, man babies and broke men useless to society.

Disgusting

Grow up and stop blame women for all your life problems.
Honestly dear, I Am tired of it
They are all extremists that refuse to take responsibility for their failures in life

If they lose a business deal, they will find a way to make claims that it was all because of that girl they talked to the previous week!

Weak men... All of them. Thinking they're smarter than everyone else

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Romance / Re: How To Pump And Dump These Bitches (+18 Content And Receipts) by S1MP: 10:21am On Aug 03, 2022
What a manbaby
You sleep with a girl, come carry her matter come outside on a public forum for all to see
Shameless man
Technology Market / Re: Christmas Came Early! by S1MP: 9:20am On May 12, 2022
lester12:
3 dell precision m6500 core i7 laptops + 1 dell precision m6400 core 2, all with keyboard light 4gb ram, no hdd or charger = 350k

1 acer chromebook spin 13 with wacom pen, core i5 8th gen, 8gb ram 128gb chrome os = 100k with charger.

Microsoft surface pro 4gb 128gb 60k with charger

Samsung 700z core i7, no ram no hdd no battery 35k

Gaming mouse at 4k each

Loads of other gadgets more than 200 pieces..

Whatsapp 08069237554 for quick replies..
I'll need one unit of the m6400 if still available please
Computers / Is This Of Good Enough For 3d Work Or Adobe Premiere Pro And Aftereffects? by S1MP: 6:03am On May 12, 2022
The specs


I7-2820QM quad core
16 gigs of ddr3 ram 1600mhz (upgradable to 32gb ram)
Nvidia quadro 2000m (2gb dedicated)
500gb HDD
FHD plus screen

That's the main specs, if I wanna go I to 3d work, where does my fun begin and end with this dinosaur PC?/ or is better suited for after effects and premiere pro?

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Phones / Re: Pixel Experience Plus On Samsung S6 Running Android 10 by S1MP: 10:51am On Apr 25, 2022
I remember trying to root my techno pouvoir 3 during the pandemic
I'd never been more frustrated all my life while trying to do so. Transsion phones are rubbish when it comes to things like this.
I use redmi note 10 pro. I have removes miui and flashed crdroid instead. Nothing like a phone that has an actual community, not that joke that calls themselves XClub or TecnoSpot

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Family / Re: Men Please Try And Reduce Your Stress And Live.. Real Life Lesson by S1MP: 1:56am On Oct 11, 2021
Amarisco:



I made a statement, gave you the references to scientific papers - not gossip magazines - that supported the statement to enable you do your own wider reading, and now you want me to copy and paste excerpts for you. Who are you?

Why not ask me to knit you a blanket too so I can read them out to you as a bedtime story.

At age 19 you don’t know how to read or follow up on research and you have the audacity to be simulating a false online reality of what it would feel like to be a whole professor. Are you feeling fine?

Stay in school pumpkin.

Keep shut you this woman, you have zero idea of what you are even saying. Only fools think they know everything. Compare your reply to his, which sounds more collected and intelligent??
Typical woman, switching to tantrums when their argument falls in the face of logic
if you are possibly a man behind this account then you should be more ashamed

WinningEleven:

I would advise you to check the back of your secondary school textbooks or your university handouts to know what a citation really is.

according to google, this is what a citation means



You have made zero quotations since you made your still unfounded claims, and when you were asked to do so, you started throwing tantrums like a 4 year old child. And no, copying and pasting links are not genuine quotation, in case you needed that to be pointed out for you.
And thats not all, you pasted links to US surveys to judge a Nigerian situation and problem. From First World to developing world. Who is fooling who here?? Seems someone doesn't understand simple demographics and how they work.

Do tell, who needs to go back to school?? The boy who is simply asking for evidence backing the opinion he found on the net, or an aunty who doesn't know what simple citation and demographics are??

No need to be sentimental please, calmly make your reply to my questions (if you can)

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Romance / Re: SURROGACY Is The Best Way For Men To Live Peacefully Without Women!! [photos] by S1MP: 8:44am On Aug 30, 2021
Typing….
Romance / Re: SURROGACY Is The Best Way For Men To Live Peacefully Without Women!! [photos] by S1MP: 8:43am On Aug 30, 2021
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Romance / Re: Why Are Most Nigeria Girls Stubborn? by S1MP: 8:33am On Aug 30, 2021
SweetBuns:
Easy
They have a overbloated sense of illusionary grandeur
When I listen to what some girls say, I begin to wonder if they are grounded in reality or not
Hear me out, I’m not saying it’s bad for a girl to have standards, after all a girl can dream. No issue there. But some girls tend to believe
1. They can get any guy they want and
2. Attention from the opposite sex will last forever
Hence they carry on their shoulders some big ass pride the size of a planetoid.
My mother made me understand fully well that reality is not like that.
Leave them, when they grow older, they’ll come to their senses
Where are you from?
Romance / Re: This Happened In A Campus. Broad daylight. by S1MP: 11:11am On Jun 26, 2021
At least drop the link to this vid

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Romance / . by S1MP: 6:46pm On Jun 15, 2021
Wrong section srry
Events / Re: Let Make Your Events More Colourful by S1MP: 6:32pm On Jun 15, 2021
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Romance / Re: Adult Whatsapp Group by S1MP: 7:36am On Jun 14, 2021
Find something better to do with your time
Phones / Re: Websites That Are Fond Of Tracking Their Users by S1MP: 7:26am On Jun 14, 2021
Why you wan avoid tracking
You be yahoo yahoo girl?

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Romance / Re: Please How Can I Change My Life And Ensure Mistakes Of The Past Doesn't Repeat by S1MP: 1:12pm On Mar 02, 2021
just be strong for them

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