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Career / Re: Can A Soldier Resign From The Force? by saintboogie(m): 5:00pm On Jan 07, 2018
Military Discharge. There is no way to simply quit the Army once you are on active duty. You are contractually, and perhaps morally, obligated to see your commitment through. However, you could be discharged from duty early if you are physically or psychologically unable to perform your Army duties.
Religion / Re: Going To Church With White Candle Sticks On Crossover Nights: Meaning? by saintboogie(m): 10:42am On Jan 01, 2018
Never of this before
Forum Games / Re: Brain Teaser by saintboogie(m): 1:20pm On Oct 15, 2017
Possibly a woman who did not see well, saw a bat who perched to a reed, then threw a pumice stone at it, which she missed? cheesy
Forum Games / Re: Brain Teaser by saintboogie(m): 1:18pm On Oct 15, 2017
Google the answer jare cheesy
Forum Games / Re: Brain Teaser by saintboogie(m): 8:49pm On Oct 14, 2017
annnikky:
A girl, at the funeral of her mother, met a guy
whom she did not know. The girl fell for the guy
and wanted to contact him. She looks for him but
couldn’t find him. A few days later she kills her
sister. What did she do that?

A few days later she kills her sister. Why did she
do that?
The guy might attend her sister's burial
Forum Games / Re: Brain Teaser by saintboogie(m): 8:42pm On Oct 14, 2017
annnikky:
A man is in court for killing his wife. In the closing
statements, the man’s lawyer surprises everyone
when he announces “His wife was just missing.
Everyone look at those doors. His wife is going to
walk in those doors in about 30 seconds.”

The entire court is silent and the jury stares at the
door as the lawyer and the defendant stares at the
jury

After a couple of minutes, the lawyer says “See! If
you were so sure he killed his wife, you wouldn’t be
watching that door!”

The jury immediately gave a guilty verdict. Why did
the jury convict him?

The man also thought his wife was dead
Romance / Re: Help Me I'm In Love With Him!!! by saintboogie(m): 8:22pm On Oct 14, 2017
supersystemsnig:



You can recall the game.This is what you should do, don't contact him through that number again. Don't make the first attempt anymore, let him be the one who appraoches you...Hang out around him, simple, look for what he loves, or casual female friends he keeps, and try to hook up with them, join the circle of trust and build it from there...If you're too fast, it will crash, take it slow, be in the owner's corner, and let him be the one that approaches you...This isn't spoilt yet, make it work...If you need more tips, let us know...

Good luck with love dearie... wink

Ah go learn from you oh cheesy
Romance / Re: Help Me I'm In Love With Him!!! by saintboogie(m): 8:19pm On Oct 14, 2017
IamAirforce1:
You don't deserve a reasonable reply with that pic up your profile ..

Like you're better
Romance / Re: 'I Curved Him For 4 Years, Dated His Bestfriend & Brother. Had A Baby 4 His Cuz by saintboogie(m): 8:11pm On Oct 14, 2017
Observing her finger
Forum Games / Re: Brain Teaser by saintboogie(m): 2:48pm On Oct 11, 2017
annnikky:
A man was drinking coffee when he was suddenly blinded. How?
He was blind before
Forum Games / Re: Brain Teaser by saintboogie(m): 2:47pm On Oct 11, 2017
annnikky:
4: Look at the image carefully and see what is wrong in it.

90 % of the people who see this are not able to find any
mistake in this picture.
The finger in her mouth isn't real
Sports / Re: Ecstatic Egyptian Disabled Fan Goes Wild As They Qualify For World Cup (Photo) by saintboogie(m): 2:42pm On Oct 11, 2017
Like say dem don win the W.Cup sef cheesy
Family / Re: My Ex-Girlfriend Named Her Child All My Names Just Because She Loved Me by saintboogie(m): 11:44pm On Sep 16, 2017
obviously still in love with you but you did not really like you just used it for romance. next time woo your chic
Literature / Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by saintboogie(m): 10:18am On Aug 25, 2017
Abeg, is there still any playboy/girl story again cheesy
Culture / Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by saintboogie(m): 9:33pm On Aug 04, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked
20 Nigerian Names And Their Funny Direct Igbo Translations
1). Olaitan = A threesômer 2). Iziegbe= Gun head. 3). Alaibi = land of enlarged scrotums. 4). Alanta= Small Brezz 5). Obusonjo= Full of ugliness 6). Osibunjo= stealing is a crime. 7). Buhari= carry it around, change it 8.) Maimuna= you don do me enuff 9). Amuneke= preek dey create 10). Amunike= preek and yansh 11). Imieke= Python's nose. 12). Hamza= Leave me alone and swell 13). Adamu= I failed. 14). Awo= Frog 15). Babajide= Father hold. 16). Bukola= To carry it all. 17). Efe= Clothe 18). Dauda= To sound very loud 19). Dapo (D'Banj)= To fail woefully. 20). Olaniyi= A good for nothing.
Na person born you sha
Crime / Re: What To Do If Armed Robbers Invade Your House, Neigbourhood by saintboogie(m): 12:43pm On Jun 22, 2017
HeOrShe:
The best way to welcome a robber is to tell ur daughter to go totally naked and open d door for the robber as u hide behind d door with big wood or weapon

Don't fail to hit the head first.

A man is instantly confused and lost to see a naked girl in his front..

Take advantage.
You no sabi any thing; if you lose calculation--Kasaah!
Forum Games / Re: Brain Teaser by saintboogie(m): 12:33pm On Jun 22, 2017
annnikky:
5: Optical Illusion: Can you see a Man’s Face in this Photo?
The swine shaped his ear & the elbow of the lady shaped the nose
Forum Games / Re: Brain Teaser by saintboogie(m): 12:31pm On Jun 22, 2017
annnikky:
4: Look at the image carefully and see what is wrong in it.

90 % of the people who see this are not able to find any
mistake in this picture.

No thumb
Forum Games / Re: How Many Triangles Are There? by saintboogie(m): 12:29pm On Jun 22, 2017
Sixteen

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Forum Games / Re: Write A Sad Story With Only """three Words"" by saintboogie(m): 12:27pm On Jun 22, 2017
She sacrified herself
Literature / Re: Countless (a story of Sex, Betrayal and vengeance) by Darousmart Emmanuel. by saintboogie(m): 12:22pm On Jun 22, 2017
Kontinu

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