Even Buhari's

[quote author=Selwin256 post=46957982]Two weeks ago I heard from a friend that Peace corp is recruiting. The latest news is that it will soon be approve by the federal government. Well, I applied. Got the form after paying #1500. Now the challenge is that they sent a mail to me, asking me to pay #40000 for training. Like seriously? 40k fa. Excluding other camping items... Anybody with similar experience, and I don't if its scam

which command did you buy your form and when did you submit?

My first child was at 1 Year 2 months because I had to go for NYSC
the same for my second child

Ist almost perfect but, Just a Surgeryv on the bones to make it straight, that's all

What do you need now, are they threatening to sack you?

So Sorry sir. what is the condition of the leg now?

Seun and co, after hiding my post for days you finally decide to return it. Una dey surprise me oo.

Mr Seun to avoid being bias, please create forums for Christians and atheists so that nobody goes to the other religion's forum to create problems. The same way you created Islam for Muslims. I believe this way, religious intolerance would be reduced to the minimal on this forum. pardon my grammatical errors.

Laughing in Igala

saaedlee:
I was worried since returning from work yesterday night; couldn't sleep for no reason and I started reading, moving from one thread to the other on nairaland, hoping that I might just doze off, lo and behold I stumbled on a thread: TTC, the length alone scared me shitless. Going through all in there, I can confidently say; Winners Chapel can stay behind! Yes I said that!!!
Must they judge me for the sin I committed or do they have an idea of what it takes to be pregnant these days considering the amount of processed foods we consume.
For those of you that encouraged me, thanks a lot, may the heavens reward you bountifully.

Thank goodness you realize this in time. Go and pay her bride price and she can wear her wedding gown to court where you guys can legalize ur union. All the best dear

saaedlee:
Thanks, buh

But what again, why the sad face?

saaedlee:

One question, is it biblical to forcefully compel its members intending to get married in the church undergo pregnancy test? If yes, isn't it judgmental?

My brother let churches conduct virginity test to prevent fornication instead of making people kill their unborn children just for certificate when God states other wise . Just don't kill ur child my friend cause You don't know how many God destined for you. Instead of running from one prayer house to the other after wedding. people will definitely talk but just close ur ears . After ur wife born call me come chop rice.

Please OP do not think of abortion just to make your church wed you. I have seen people who abort before their weddings and never got pregnant again after wedding. please the pregnancy is not a sin but fornication is. Unfortunately most churches are responsible for so many childless marriages today as most of them go for abortion just to avoid discrimination. Kindly call one pastor, explain the situation and ask him to wed you in a beautiful garden and the reception follows immediately.

Fvine:

Great coincidence. I just finished reading up on intermittent fasting. Read a book called Eat Stop Eat that advocates 24hr fasts and I want to give it a trial. This means you choose a particular hour for eating eg 2pm, 6pm. The advise is to do only 2days in a week. My plan is to start today at 2pm, no food again until 2pm Friday and then 2pm Saturday after which I can eat as hunger dictates again. I do know there are other types of intermittent fasting like 5:2, 23:1 etc. I read up on the link you posted later. Gotta go get ready for work.

Am a Carnivore meaning I eat only from the animal kingdom so my daily food centres around Eggs (I prefer yolks only, Fish, Chicken, Turkey, Beef, Goat Meat, Pork, Snails. I just eat whatever I feel like eating that I have available. I currently have in my fridge Turkey, Chicken, Goat Meat and Beef. I also have eggs too.

You can let me know what your daily food is like and I'll try to help you modify to healthy low carb. Also pursue the IF, I think it's a great idea. Will update you on how mine goes. I plan to drink plenty of water, Lipton sweetened very lightly with an artificial sweetener. Water with Lime/Lemon Juice, I don't know if this is recommended / good so I'll only do this if the Lipton and water fails to keep me full and distracted.

Please babe try and stay away from lime and lemon. I heard they are not good for TTC mums especially lime. You can google for more information cause am not really sure.

What if one of her serial lovers ra.pes your daughter? God forbid. Take your daughter and leave before you poison each other.

Smeagul. in Lord of the rings. Hope my spelling is correct?

Don't let them define you. My parents were separated at the same age and I had to care for my younger brother who was 5 years while I was 11 but am happily married today with my children. I have forgiven my dad but I lost my beautiful mother in 2014. Just be happy and care for them especially your sisters.

Tell your friend to eat well go out with friends and take care of her children if any. Most Men and house helps are inseparable . Ask Adam, Jacob and the rest. But if she wants to avoid a reoccurrence let her return the girl and bring the man's sister

Abeg make una beg am to approve budget then nobody will care where he travels to next

Indomie and bread

Thank You Mr Dj for playing my song...

we have not had light in my place since weekend

Acidosis:


Hmm, your rulers and kings need to empower the youths.

our population is not that much. And the youths are in the cities. My people can't even go to the farm

Acidosis:
Lol, these folks will never try this in Kogi. I won't forget what my people did to them when they attempted their mindless killings sometimes in 1996.

Back in the days, these guys walk freely with knives and sword. How they suddenly metamorphosed into arm carriers is beyond me. I'm not surprised anyways as I could remember the Police were so scared of fulanis in the '90s.

My brother they are currently in Kogi, Oganenigu my village killing and taking over their farm land

Thanks Rumpestilskin. will remind you tomorrow please.

Rumpelstiltskin:
Barr. Jude Rex-Ogbuku is the secretary to the Commission. Very influential......

oga please answer my questions about ministry of finance abeg

Rumpelstiltskin:
All MDAs.......Political Science graduates usually fit into admin departments which all MDAs have

Please Rumpelstiltskin do you know anything about federal ministry of finance? if they are recruiting and how much their salary is. I studied English language.

No light oo plus heat wan kill person

Some times you have to whip oo. Children of these days are quite different. Growing up, if you are misbehaving and your parents give you one kin corner eye, you go adjust but it doesn't work now

this is Naija for u

How much do they pay graduates in ministry of finance please? Thank you in advance

New plot: Yash is not Gayatri's son and a new woman has come to claim she is Yash's mother