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Education / Re: Oduduwa University Students Thread. by Samanther(m): 1:52pm On Dec 23, 2013 |
304k per session excluding accommodation? wow no be beans mehn! Obong University still better then, 220 per session including accommodation |
Education / Re: Oduduwa University Students Thread. by Samanther(m): 11:00am On Dec 23, 2013 |
how much is the sch fees per semester? and how much altogether in a year (session)? buss admin urgent reply plz |
Literature / Re: My Reminisces by Samanther(m): 8:32pm On Dec 21, 2013 |
CHAPTER 2:- DOG OF SHAME I felt like I was in a market in heaven, i opened my eyes gently only to find out that i'm still alive, I was gasping for air in the middle of the pitch "what happened?" I whispered everybody were forming a circle all around me, the school Nurse had an icey-hot on my head... i was covered in pissed damn... everyone was laughing even Timothy and the girl I almost died for... He was squeezing her ass while kissing her, I stared at them with teary eyes, she looked at me and smiled, "oh lawd" I said... I died again............ That term went and comes the next term we were promoted to sss... I was in ss1 b and there was this particular girl that had to repeat ss1 again and so she was in our class, she was so fat and darkskinned, She looked like Sean Kingston in the face and was built terrible, she was shaped like a deep freezer with a round head like a pumpkin... So I seen her at lunch and she asked me if she could have my meat pie and bottle of fanta and I jokingly said "if u suck my dick" I was expecting her to hiss or cuss me but she stood and was laughing, she didn't get mad... [(hey guys! If you disrespect a female and she laughs she's a hoe and owes you head)].... So I gave her the meat pie and fanta drink and I told her to meet me after school that ima walk her home... that was my lunch I gave away and I still been hungry af but anyway it was worth the head ima get... So after school I ran to my locker grabbed my hoodie and zipped it all the way up so I wouldn't be seen with her, I asked her If she knew any good spot where we could be alone and she said "yea come along"... we got to this uncompleted building, she said "this is where i hang out" in my mind I was thinking "oh u always suck dick here" we entered the first room and I kinda felt somehow cos people could see us so I told her we should go upstairs.... We got there and she unzips my pants and drops to her knees and I said "hold up! I hear someone or something coming" she stood up and was walking towards the door and all of a sudden this thing bust insude and jumps at me straight for my neck, I dougded it and jumped on the table, "damn its a wild dog" I yelled the dog was so big and tall, its a security dog, it was salivating and so looking hungry to tear-eat some flesh... i looked at the fat girl like BITCH YOU FAT AS Bleep YOU BETTER FIGHT THE DOG! I weigh 140 "I don't wanna die!" I screamed inside... I looked at her and she wasn't even scared she didn't even flinch, she stared at the dog with fury in her eyes, the dog jumped at her and started biting her forearm, she punched the dog in the face put it in a headlock and started to snap its neck, she was pushing the dog's mouth away before they both got on the staircase and started rolling on it fighting for their dear life, she landed badly and I could feel the ground shake so hard, it was like we were about to witness the first earthquake in Nigeria.... I noticed she had given up and stopped breathing "oh my God" I screamed...................................... |
Literature / Re: My Reminisces by Samanther(m): 10:08am On Dec 21, 2013 |
CHAPTER 1 : MY CRUSH BF I was still in JSS 3 and there was this girl so fine I hated to look at her cuz I got instant boners, she curved niggas for breakfast.. She had the body of a 20 year video hoe and was a Gold Digger that only bleeped with rich niggas and popular niggas, well i was neither.. She thought she was better than everybody cuz we were in jss3 but her boyfriend was like and he been also in the same with us, he was just in other words her body guard and her maga... Her bf was huge and had packs, he always come to school like he just he got a date with Beyonce later in the day, me on the other hand look like I spent half of my life in Somalia making roads, i was scared of her boyfriend cuz he had a mustache and he roll with the ss3 students... So one day during phe class I overheard him talking about he was going to some football try outs and his girl was gonna be there too **perfect.... I was about 5'6 120 lbs and her BF was about 6'2 200 lbs all muscle, I think he was on steroids... Timothy (the guy) love going to parties and hanging outs but my life then was soccer on ps2 (if I use Brazil with my 4-3-3 formation with Adriano Ronaldo Ronaldinho up front? I was kinda sure no one could defeat me then sha) I was also an epl fan tho I hardly play football cos I get tired easily but I was confident my ps2 and EPL knowledge would help me out, all I have to do is do what they do (I wish it was that easy)... I was ready to 360 and stepover this guy in my mind, all of a sudden the coach told me "hey u there, u playing as a defender“, i screamed inside "what?".. All of a sudden I felt regret creeping out of my stomach like I just got on a roller coaster.. Well game started, it was 5 aside, oh Lawd! Timothy was so good, he was the like Yaya Toure on the field on play, he kept skipping pass everybody like no one was there, His footwork was too much for me it was like trying to teach a white person how to dougie, he was killin my ankles.. Then outta nowhere I saw that guy in Shaolin Soccer (with the ability to fire thunderous shot) all I could do was just stand and witness, but the shot was coming at me and gbam!!!!!! the shot went straight into my stomach and came outta the other side of me i was damn sure "My stomach oh ahhhh I screamed" I squinted my eyes like a chinese slave that was building iPhones for 18 hours to hold back my thug tears,my soul was injured... Then Everything started happening in slow motion... *My life flashed before my eyes... I was a baby.. My mom was holding me ...I was happy*.. I was 5 years old playing with Legos... I was 9 watching WWE.... My cousin put me in the chicken wing... We laughed... It was a good day, but I heard people calling my name distantly but I thought I was in heaven the something happened....... Hope say I try sha? |
Literature / My Reminisces by Samanther(m): 10:04am On Dec 21, 2013 |
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Phone/Internet Market / Iphone 4s 64gb For 35k by Samanther(m): 2:19am On Dec 21, 2013 |
iPhone 4s 64gb, comes with charger only.... 35k Lagos city 08163209817
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Technology Market / Iphone 4s 64gb For 35k by Samanther(m): 2:10am On Dec 21, 2013 |
iPhone 4s 64gb, comes with charger only.... 35k Lagos city 08163209817
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Phone/Internet Market / Re: BRAND NEW UNIVERSAL HSDPA Modem (7.2mps) @3k by Samanther(m): 7:53pm On Dec 16, 2013 |
2.5k? |
Phone/Internet Market / Re: Htc Sensation Xe For Sale In A Give A Price by Samanther(m): 7:51pm On Dec 16, 2013 |
13k... serious buyer, cash is ready |
Phone/Internet Market / Re: Iphone 3gs by Samanther(m): 11:48pm On Dec 15, 2013 |
[quote author=under g]kudos for honesty |
Phone/Internet Market / Re: Iphone 3gs by Samanther(m): 11:47pm On Dec 15, 2013 |
?? |
Phone/Internet Market / Re: Tecno N3 Going For 8k by Samanther(m): 7:25am On Dec 15, 2013 |
dagift333:last price is 7k.... I stay in lag.. is your D5 rooted? |
Technology Market / Re: N3 Going For 8k by Samanther(m): 6:40pm On Dec 14, 2013 |
afdynamic: 6k.... Cash n carry asap7k last last 1 Like |
Technology Market / Re: Tecno N3 Going For 8k by Samanther(m): 6:39pm On Dec 14, 2013 |
Youngsage: .? |
Phone/Internet Market / Re: Tecno N3 Going For 8k by Samanther(m): 6:38pm On Dec 14, 2013 |
dagift333: LocationD5? Nah |
Phone/Internet Market / Re: Need Advice On The Type Of Phone Or Laptop To Buy? Here's The Place by Samanther(m): 2:09am On Dec 14, 2013 |
Tecno N3 for just 8k... rooted and got loads of app, if interested holla up 08163209817 Would swap + add cash for any other good phone |
Technology Market / N3 Going For 8k by Samanther(m): 2:00am On Dec 14, 2013 |
Tecno N3 for just 8k... rooted and got loads of app, if interested holla up 08163209817 Would swap + add cash for any other good phone |
Technology Market / Tecno N3 Going For 8k by Samanther(m): 1:47am On Dec 14, 2013 |
Tecno N3 for just 8k... rooted and got loads of app, if interested holla up 08163209817 Would swap + add cash for any other good phone |
Phone/Internet Market / Re: *phone Sales And Swap Joint* by Samanther(m): 1:41am On Dec 14, 2013 |
swapping my N3 + cash for [what phone do you have] |
Phone/Internet Market / Tecno N3 Going For 8k by Samanther(m): 1:39am On Dec 14, 2013 |
Tecno N3 for just 8k... rooted and got loads of app, if interested holla up 08163209817 Would swap + add cash for any other good phone |
Phone/Internet Market / Re: *phone Sales And Swap Joint* by Samanther(m): 1:37am On Dec 14, 2013 |
Neduzze5: I need a Tecno M3 to buy. If you've for sale, pm me on whatsappI got N3 for just 8k |
Phone/Internet Market / Re: *phone Sales And Swap Joint* by Samanther(m): 1:36am On Dec 14, 2013 |
Tecno N3 for just 8k... rooted and got loads of app, if interested holla up 0816320981u |
Technology Market / Re: Compaq Mini Laptop by Samanther(m): 12:17pm On Nov 13, 2013 |
Technology Market / Compaq Mini Laptop by Samanther(m): 1:10am On Nov 08, 2013 |
Uk used Compaq Mini Laptop for sale CONDITION - 100% OKAY... NO FAULT COMES WITH THE CHARGER ASKING PRICE - 25K interested ? Call or Txt me on 08163209817 Ikotun, Lagos |
Phone/Internet Market / Re: Brand New Tecno P5 For Sale by Samanther(m): 6:00pm On Sep 30, 2013 |
sod09: 14kWhatsapp, call or txt me |
Phones / Re: Gionee Pioneer P2 Discussion Thread. by Samanther(m): 5:05pm On Sep 30, 2013 |
joshdroid: guy mak i giv u 13 sharpaly deal or no deal?Call or watsapp me |
Phone/Internet Market / Brand New Tecno P5 For Sale by Samanther(m): 4:04pm On Sep 30, 2013 |
BRAND NEW TECNO P5 FOR SALE PRICE - N15,000 USED FOR JUST 2 DAYS... COMES WITH BOX AND ALL ACCESSORIES WHATSAPP 08163209817 FOR PICS I'M SELLING IT COS I WANT TO BUY N7 INTERESTED BUYERS CONTACT 08163209817 LAGOS STATE |
Phones / Re: Tecno L3 Discussion Thread by Samanther(m): 4:03pm On Sep 30, 2013 |
BRAND NEW TECNO P5 FOR SALE PRICE - N15,000 USED FOR JUST 2 DAYS... COMES WITH BOX AND ALL ACCESSORIES WHATSAPP 08163209817 FOR PICS I'M SELLING IT COS I WANT TO BUY N7 INTERESTED BUYERS CONTACT 08163209817 LAGOS STATE |
Phones / Re: Gionee Pioneer P2 Discussion Thread. by Samanther(m): 4:02pm On Sep 30, 2013 |
BRAND NEW TECNO P5 FOR SALE PRICE - N15,000 USED FOR JUST 2 DAYS... COMES WITH BOX AND ALL ACCESSORIES WHATSAPP 08163209817 FOR PICS I'M SELLING IT COS I WANT TO BUY N7 INTERESTED BUYERS CONTACT 08163209817 LAGOS STATE |
Phones / Re: Tecno P5 Discussion Thread by Samanther(m): 3:57pm On Sep 30, 2013 |
BRAND NEW TECNO P5 FOR SALE PRICE - N15,000 USED FOR JUST 2 DAYS... COMES WITH BOX AND ALL ACCESSORIES WHATSAPP 08163209817 FOR PICS I'M SELLING IT COS I WANT TO BUY N7 INTERESTED BUYERS CONTACT 08163209817 LAGOS STATE |
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