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Literature / Re: Married And Slaying: Diary Of Mrs. Nwakaego Etadafe by samtoolz(m): 1:17pm On Jul 02, 2020
Karma is a b*tch
Ego used to sleep with someone's husband, in the past too.
Romance / Re: Where Can I Get A Ukulele In PH by samtoolz(m): 1:55pm On Jun 28, 2020
Why not get a guitar?
Literature / Re: The Naughty Sisters by samtoolz(m): 12:25pm On Jun 17, 2020
Sexcapades loading
Romance / Re: Trying To Toast A Girl As A Shy Guy. Share Your Experience by samtoolz(m): 11:54pm On Jun 15, 2020
Blessing was the turnaround point, i called her by myself oo, but when i got to know that the phone was on speaker, and her friends were there, i just started mumbling on the phone. I just cut the call, and started crying. I even had to call my friend (a player) and askwd him if i had a problem. But that spurred me into talking to random strangers, and it has helped me thus far.

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Romance / Re: Trying To Toast A Girl As A Shy Guy. Share Your Experience by samtoolz(m): 11:40pm On Jun 15, 2020
div111:
;Dmine was embarrassing.
I was in jss3. tongue
There's one beautiful, fair girl that I had a crush on. My friends, who were bad guys just called the girl one day and said that I wanted to tell her something.

I was not prepared although I was shy cry. My leg begin dey shake I come talk erhhmm,,errhhmmm... Na so my guys begin laugh fall down for ground. Even the girl seff begin laugh. Shame hold mW that day sha. Till today (I'm in my yr 1 sha) I no dey toast girl again.


BTW I'm thinking of taking weed to boost my morale
My mo'f*cking friend don do me this shi before, and it wasn't funny because i had a cracked voice that day, and i had to speak into your ears before you heard what i was saying, so i ended up staring at the girl's boobs, and tried to introduce myself by shouting my name, and i left. I was so embarrassed, when i told my female friends about it ehn, they taunted me for weeks,even until now.
I still avoid that girl anytime i see her on campus. Very busty cutie.

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Romance / Re: Shy Guys, Please Share Your Experience When You Tried To Toast A Lady by samtoolz(m): 7:44pm On Jun 13, 2020
Nothing happened, i'd always been the bookworm type of person, but that faithful day(100 lvl), i saw a very ugly guy chyking a girl, but she was adamant. Naso i give myself brain that the jinx had to break that day, i met the same girl and talked her up(walking up to where she stood was very hard) , immediately i started talking,i just flowed, no pick up lines or any unnecessary talks, and i got her number that day, ever since then its been a smooth ride, i don't even think of what to say before approaching any lady, i just flow with whatever she throws back.

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Literature / Re: All The Women I Ever Dated - NYSC Chronicles by samtoolz(m): 12:05am On Jun 10, 2020
Nice job OP
The fear of married women is the beginning of wisdom. Yes they might me experienced in a sexy way, mature...
Trust me, it is not worth it

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Literature / Re: All The Women I Ever Dated - NYSC Chronicles by samtoolz(m): 12:30pm On Jun 08, 2020
WaywardPikin1:
Okay guys, I just discovered that I have been banned. One thing I'll just say is that while I am generally a very nice person, I am not a gentleman. I am not bothered with acting holy or trying to make a good impression. I am me and that has always been good enough.

If you do anyhow, you see anyhow. I do not suffer fools gladly.

Don't post comments or say things to people without thinking, and then cry foul when they give it to you hot hot. Like I said, you are a loser and you have a very stùpid face, go sort out your low self esteem.

Try taking the time to write your own story, then when an idiòt like you, that you owe nothing comes along showing some stùpid entitlement, you clap for the person.

If there is no update today, know that a low self esteemed small rat has had this moniker banned as well. Come and show everyone your true color, since you are excellent at playing the victim.


He-goat!
You're unbelievable man, absolutely.
Its just so uncalled for, we appreciate your work here, but you taking issues with a fan is just not it. Even the top writers on this forum are sometimes lambasted, but the way they handle the issues with maturity is admirable.
You should learn how to handle issues as a leader, yes you are the leader here.
Mind you, I'm not replying any mentions, and to y'all petting him, try to be blunt next time. Don't pamper him because y'all want updates.




I want updates too ooo�

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Family / Re: Can You Marry Someone Like Your Mom Or Dad?? by samtoolz(m): 4:43pm On May 28, 2020
Yes I'd marry a woman like my mum over and over again, just that she should be a bit less emotional,and more outspoken.
NYSC / Re: My All In One Experience At NYSC Orientation Camp Isselu-uku Delta State by samtoolz(m): 9:36pm On May 22, 2020
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TV/Movies / Re: Your Best Indian Movies Of All Time by samtoolz(m): 11:46pm On May 20, 2020
Chhichore( had me laughing all through)
Bang bang( katrina kaif best performance)
Namaste london,desi boyz, fukrey, golmaal series, housefull too, three idiots
Shradda kapoor movies(my crush)
Don't know why, but chhichore is my best (sexa��)
NYSC / Re: Learn How To Trade Binary And Forex Trade by samtoolz(m): 10:21pm On May 20, 2020
08145405180
Literature / Re: The Bang Rule Pdf File Pls by samtoolz(m): 3:55am On May 19, 2020
Please can anyone kindly send it to me
samtoolz1@gmail.com
Romance / Re: My Ass Or My Face??, Which One Is Greater, Nigerian Lady Shares Photos. by samtoolz(m): 5:08pm On May 11, 2020
Ajibola Elizabeth
If you know, you know.

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Romance / Re: My Ass Or My Face??, Which One Is Greater, Nigerian Lady Shares Photos. by samtoolz(m): 5:06pm On May 11, 2020
danielistics:
Maami Igbagbo.
You sabi person

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Romance / Re: What Dressing Puts You Off/attracts You Most To A Guy/girl?? by samtoolz(m): 12:45pm On May 11, 2020
MOnkeyBabe:
E be like say you be DeePeR Life memBer
Deeper life?? I've never stepped into that church. I just love classy ladies. After everything, we all want that lady that can look innocent in public, yet be a bad girl inside �
Romance / Re: What Dressing Puts You Off/attracts You Most To A Guy/girl?? by samtoolz(m): 10:00pm On May 10, 2020
osamz007:


Op u mean u dislike the BAKASSI upliftment skirt??
Bro that's why i dislike it, why create illusions
Romance / What Dressing Puts You Off/attracts You Most To A Guy/girl?? by samtoolz(m): 8:55pm On May 10, 2020
Over the years, I've come to realise that apart from birthday suits�, i get attracted to ladies putting on knee length pencil skirts and stilettos, and of course with a nice blouse.
I could stare all day.
Women that wear baggy and sneakers too are a great sight to behold.
There's this towel skirt, it comes in different colours-- that's a great turn off for me( the last picture)
What are your preferences?

Romance / Re: What Has Love Made You Do That Annoys You Anytime You Remember? by samtoolz(m): 4:04am On May 07, 2020
danduchi:
You all don't know what God has done for you all oo.
One time, many years ago, I traveled to calabar to go see this girl. She picked me from the parked and we got to her one bedroom apartment, nice and cozy. I baff, wear singlet and boxer, crossed leg on the table changing TV channels.
2 secs my girl received a call, followed by a knock on the door. It was very obvious he paid for the apartment from the look on his face. My girl just said 'I'm sorry Dan'.
I got dressed, this guy and my girl dropped me off at the park. I reached PH by almost 11pm.
So Me go calabar to just go baff, I can't still believe it.
This is the second time I'm seeing this your story

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Romance / Re: What Has Love Made You Do That Annoys You Anytime You Remember? by samtoolz(m): 4:01am On May 07, 2020
This love shii scares me, ever since my secondary school love left me for another guy. I cried ehn
Love is sweet, but it just shatters ones walls and makes one vulnerable... Softie like me can't comman kill myself oo.
I hope i find someone that loves me more than i do her.

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Romance / Re: What Ended Your Previous Relationship? by samtoolz(m): 7:24pm On Apr 24, 2020
I'm 20, I've never been in a relationship, its always book book book. My friends actually pushed me to go into a relationship with a very beautiful girl.
I pursued this girl for almost 5 weeks,then the day she said yes, i told her i was no longer interested.
Am i weird??
The thought of relationship just creeps me out. Mind you, I'm good looking, and ladies even ask me out but... �
Literature / Re: Magic Doctor: CEO Lady's Humble Husband [A Story] by samtoolz(m): 10:34am On Apr 12, 2020
Please, i need the link

samtoolz1@gmail.com
Literature / Re: GOOD GUY AT 23 by samtoolz(m): 2:28am On Apr 12, 2020
Jessica is a grenade waiting to explode. Nice one, OP. I

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Romance / Re: When A Girl Plays Hard To Get, What Should A Guy Do? by samtoolz(m): 11:31pm On Apr 02, 2020
Same issue I've got with a babe I'm wooing, i tried for one whole month, she was still forming. I just left her to herself,and she's been bombarding me with calls since the day before yesterday (I did not pick). I'll speak with her tomorrow sha.

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Literature / Re: GOOD GUY AT 23 by samtoolz(m): 3:26pm On Mar 29, 2020
You've got me intrgued already.

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Literature / Re: JUST 5 MINUTES By Abiola Olaoluwa (free Download) by samtoolz(m): 12:06pm On Feb 04, 2020
samtoolz1@gmail.com
Literature / Re: Behind Her Veil by samtoolz(m): 3:14pm On Jan 21, 2020
Pls i need the complete story
samtoolz1@gmail.com
Jokes Etc / Re: Oladee, Boy On The Viral 'crying Head Sticker' Explains What Happened by samtoolz(m): 7:03pm On Jan 16, 2020
See opportunity, it now depends on if and how he grabs it.
Celebrities / Re: Nina Ivy Is Getting Married, Weds In February by samtoolz(m): 6:59pm On Jan 16, 2020
She go still first some of y'all glorified saints marry.

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Literature / Re: Read Corpers' Lodge For Free This Holiday by samtoolz(m): 5:41pm On Jan 14, 2020
samtoolz1@gmail.com

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