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Car Talk / Re: Peugeot Nigeria Rolls Out "Peugeot 301" In Commercial Quantities by scaramenga: 9:13am On Jul 06, 2014
angry ehen? Peugot na una wey dey spoil my bizinais for wharf nkwo?

60% tax imagine
TV/Movies / Re: Why SKYFALL Sucked!! by scaramenga: 10:40pm On Oct 22, 2013
mr.magoo:


You might have seen all that but this is what I saw
1. A bond with human feelings
2. A talented Q played by ben whishaw
3. A story that didn't just center on bond alone
4.A story that did a creative back story on every classic character from back in the day
5.A bond movie that was more than shoot outs and car chases
I bet this is what the critics saw and this is what the fans saw that made the movie the success it is today its really pathetic that you all are too shallow minded to look beyond the plot holes to appreciate this movie #choi


Hmmmi just read your post and this is what I saw #GARBAGE looool
Health / Re: How To Survive A Bullet Wound Until Ambulance Arrives by scaramenga: 8:51am On Oct 01, 2013
mega jay: [img]http://1.bp..com/-V31CjIhQvOk/UkLPkHbUhCI/AAAAAAAAAjM/UG41sRNX_TU/s1600/images_871467519753.jpeg[/img]
This idea popped into my head few days ago after i learnt about the terrorist attack at a certain mall in Kenya(Rip to the dead)

The world is evolving into a state of: "if they are not me, kill them all and let them die" That is why we have to face reality, anything can happen at anytime the world is becoming more and more devastating everyday that anybody can be in the situation at anytime. A world of brutality and wickedness.

Okay, imagine you have been shot(God forbid), congratulations you survived

and there is no help around, or not even sure if any is coming soonest. Chances of surviving a bullet wound depends on various factors.

The dept at of the wound created by the bullet.

If the bullet has came in contact with major blood vessels, Organs, and bones.

The distance from the hospital

The type of bullet

The survival hints below is bent on keeping you alive until help comes and encompasses all of this factors.

TAKE COVER:

The first thing to do is to avoid another taking another shot by pulling yourself up unto a safe place.

MAKE NECESSARY ATTEMPTS TO PLACE A CALL FOR AN AMBULANCE OR CAL FOR HELP IF POSSIBLE.

MAKE SURE YOUR AIRWAYS ARE GOING THROUGH AND KEEO ON BREATHING.

FIGHT BLEEDING:

Wounds opens up a groove or vent for the confined blood inside your blood vessels to make their way out and a bullet wound is not an exception. Maybe the blood are always happy to be free from running around your body that's why you see them rushing out happily through your wounds. Everything likes freedom anyway.

Stopping a bleeding bullet wound could be very hectic depending on the dept of the bullet inside the body. And also if the bullet has sojourned through any main artery, organ or even the bones. An internal bleeding is more dangerous than a external bleeding. But in every bullet wound your goal will be to contrict the affected blood vessels around the wound, and this you can do through applying either pressure or a method called cautirizing(heating up a metal heavilly and placing it on the wound) oh my God this can be so painful you know? But in critical situations like this, pain is not a factor to be added up amoung the problems at hand. To apply pressure, use a pad over the wound and apply pressure directly to the wound. If you have nothing available, even your hand or fingers can be used to control bleeding. You can still employ other methods of stopping bleeding which you feel can help in the situation.

CALM YOURSELF DOWN:

You have to be calm and also stable physically, mentally spiritually and any other ally available. Moving the affected part will push the surrounding arteries to deploy more blood to the wounded part, causing more bleeding. And also, panic will increase your heartbeat, more blood will be pumped and with the open wound serving as a channel for the pumped blood to be deposited. Then spiritually in the sense that, your soul need to fight the fear of living the body, and this you can achieve by praying to your creator.

DRINK A LOT OF WATER:

Water will help replenish your intravascular fluid lost during bleeding.

PREVENT INFECTION:

When the bullet was plunging into your body, it cannot in there alone, it goes in with some particles of your hair, skin and also your clothe. All this particles, especially the skin will start decomposition immediatly because it is dead. And thereby setting up a breeding ground for bacterias which will end up causing an infection if not attended to. To prevent infection you have to keep the wound clean by cleaning it with water and a clean cloth. Continue doing that until the ambulance arrives to take you to the hospital for proper treatment and a removal of the bullet.

Thanks.

This article will need your opinions, suggestions and what you think about gun shot wounds and its survival in the absense of help.

Use the comment box below to talk to us. Have you encountered any experience related to this this? how did you survive? how was it like? how did it happen.

I will also like to learn, because I always like learning. I have not even touched a gun through out my life time, neither have I received a bullet shot before.

Thank you and remain blessed
http://cliniconomy..com/2013/09/how-to-survive-bullet-wound-until.html?m=0

O_o why would anyone want to learn how to nurse a bullet wound abi soldiers dey nairaland?
Health / Re: How To Survive A Bullet Wound Until Ambulance Arrives by scaramenga: 8:49am On Oct 01, 2013
O_o why would anyone want to learn how to nurse a bullet wound abi soldiers dey nairaland?
TV/Movies / Re: Why SKYFALL Sucked!! by scaramenga: 11:28pm On Sep 06, 2013
forreelinc: My fellow nairalanders, finally someone has told me why skyfall is the best bond ever
1. Daniel craig really. Stamped his print on the franchise with this movie
2. We got to know about bond's childhood which is new
3. The villain is the most unique and realistic
4. The movie is deep and passes a deep message
5. M's departure from the franchise was moving as it was shocking
6.The return of Q, moneypenny and Male M
7.The action scenes are very realistic
8.It is the highest grossing. Bond movie till date
9. Truly original story
10. Mad ass soundtrack
11.Perfect storyline
12. MI6 was the focus this time
13.Breath taking scenes
grin as tempted as I am to shred this review in pieces I will love it if one of you could help me tell this guy why his views even makes skyfall worse than it was before

You do realize non of these points make any sense why don't we just skip to part where the movie made "1bn dollars" that happens to be the only good thing about the film
TV/Movies / Re: Why SKYFALL Sucked!! by scaramenga: 2:53am On Aug 16, 2013
Skyfall? Sky-FAIL. Is more like it.it was like they deliberately did a bad movie as an advert for their marketing team. Man the marketing and branding/public relations.for this movie deserve an award GOD!!! I am applauding them for a movie like skyfall to not only break even but hit a billion wow Those guys are so good that if obasanjo. Can use them to campaign for a fifth term .
But on a more serious note man skyfall was pure rubbish.nothing anybody did made sense
I. take the bloody shot: bond was the closest to this guy bond was wrestling the guy and forcing the hard drive off his neck so why did she shoot him to me that was just a forced way of getting bond injured to "startle" the audience
II. moneypenny secretary: moneypenny was not a junior agent, she was not an MI6 trainee ,for her whole KIA service,SIS and even MI6 before becoming a 00 she didn't think that field work wasn't for everyone but bond gave her a 2 second pep talk and she decides to take a secretary job over a job that could even make her M in the future? Sounds like a flimsy way of bringing secretary moneypenny back
III. bond's skyfall idea: a shabby old unskilled bond convinces M to risk her life and Q to cooperate with his "plan". they all agreed without any objections nobody reported or opposed the plan or got bond arrested and retrieved M then bond heads to this old castle with no weapons or reinforcement and expected M to survive their last stand against tiaggo? I just saw that as a lame way of getting M killed off and forcing bonds "background history" on us
IV. Tiaggo's plan: so he wanted MI6 to come after him but made them go thru hell first what was his reason for that? How did that affect the plot or the audience in anyway? It was just another forced way of extending the length of the film and cashing in on the joker/loki get captured deliberately routine
It doesn't make any sense if they wanted to make skyfall better:
1.The istanbul incident,bond should've. Been sent to murder an english defector/informant to tiaggo and the chase should have ended with bond getting shot by this defector and after being waterlogged ,lands in a coma at the english embassy in turkey. When he wakes up, he results into opting for retirement after failing his fitness evaluation however his request is refused by a bureaucratic mallory. mentioning a leak of All 00's Id of which bond is one of them
2.Q should have been a secluded computer analyst like the guy from body of lies and he shdnt have been a young boy too he is the head of Q branch not just a random analyst
3. Rather than tiaggo. Just being out for revenge his primary objective should have been that he was selling cyber weapons and using MI6 as his test demonstrations but he is however infuriated when. M shows no remorse for betraying him just to save her political career NOT. Save some agents(try paint M black small)so he goes after M in retaliation
4. Skyfall. Should not have been bonds home but the orphanage where bond grew up now abandoned and bond is tormented by memories of his father being abusive and perhaps the death of his mother from cancer or something. Worth getting bond so upset and bond should have dragged silva to this orphanage using a key equipment to his cyber weapon as bait with hope of back up to get tiaggo trapped however tiaggo anticipates this and messes with their communication and satellite fixes to stop them from knowing that he was going head on with bond without his faceless goons
5. M should have died way earlier in the movie and it should have been brutal like tiaggo torturing her to death or something. Bond should initially not be sympathetic cos tiaggo got into bond's head and turned him against M
6.Severine should have been a counter terrorist 00 that assists bond in neutralizing tiaggos lethal threats around london. She should have ended up mortally injured and uncertain if she would live or die
7 bond shouldn't have been reinstated in the end or perhaps he should have turned it down just something that keeps you intrigued like QOS did
See I'm no professional but yet I even did a better story just to show that they made no effort to make this movie good its really a disappointment and a let down.

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