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Health / Re: Four Most Effective Home Remedies To Get Rid Of Acne Pimple Completely by scaramenga: 4:53pm On Feb 10, 2018
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Family / Re: Sex During Fasting For Christians (RCCG) by scaramenga: 4:52pm On Feb 10, 2018
kimbraa:
And you had to insult his pastor just to prove a point? How stupid could some people be!.
Ask your thief pastor jobless ho
Career / Re: How To Easily Manipulate Your Way To The Top At Your Workplace:Johnspeak Uwangue by scaramenga: 4:51pm On Feb 10, 2018
seguno2:


Is that why Buhari stayed in London for four months until Charly Boy forced him back to our country
He was busy in the other room with Diezani shocked
You sef get am alison f*ck for e dear life so te buhari enter hospital

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Career / Re: How To Easily Manipulate Your Way To The Top At Your Workplace:Johnspeak Uwangue by scaramenga: 4:40pm On Feb 10, 2018
Xisnin:

Crude mentality, you will have problem rising with this mentality.
Pele mr advanced mentality how far have you gone in your life please share with the group grin

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Crime / Re: Lady Brutally Attacked by Robbers in Traffic Caused by Police Collecting Bribe by scaramenga: 4:38pm On Feb 10, 2018
Dcholeric:

just admit you and your father are stupid grin
Eh? See person wey no get papa sef wan dey yab anoda person papa because I dey wind You say the farm animal wey f*ck your farm animal mama na your papa you sef wan dey feel among smh

Dcholeric:

see as this jobless foolish frog dey waste time type epistle grin
Eyah no wonder e dey take u forever to reply, apparently reading 100 words or less is a challenge for you and your suffer head family
Dcholeric:

I swear you foolish , I blame your uncircumcised father and your circumcised mother grin .
Wow what a dim wit make I pray for you, may your iq be as long as the number of lepers wey dey f*ck your momma for pocket change
Celebrities / Re: “Ebony Reigns Never Disregarded Her Death Prophecies” - Ebony's Manager Reveals by scaramenga: 3:56pm On Feb 10, 2018
Ekiseme:
na small pikin dey worry my papa
Father:

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Sports / Re: Lovely Photos of Vincent Enyeama And His Wife, Promise by scaramenga: 3:53pm On Feb 10, 2018
midehi2:

your girlfriend fine reach her undecided
You decide

Celebrities / Re: “Ebony Reigns Never Disregarded Her Death Prophecies” - Ebony's Manager Reveals by scaramenga: 3:48pm On Feb 10, 2018
Ekiseme:
my papa no even get sense sef
Father:

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Romance / Re: The Fight Between Bbnaija Housemate, Ahneeka & Teddy A by scaramenga: 3:45pm On Feb 10, 2018
Oh right this dead show is still on
Sports / Re: Lovely Photos of Vincent Enyeama And His Wife, Promise by scaramenga: 3:44pm On Feb 10, 2018
The gal no even fine
Romance / Re: Why Are Some Girls Like This? by scaramenga: 3:36pm On Feb 10, 2018
Fawklicant:


My brother you know nothing about how rich men like otemoney operate. They'd hardly ever dole out money that is not for a cause and to their own benefit directly or indirectly.
My broda did u ever say that otedola goes around giving hand outs to people? I said op should look towards having so much money that giving people hand outs won't even phase him instead looking for moral justifications to not give people money
Family / Re: Sex During Fasting For Christians (RCCG) by scaramenga: 3:34pm On Feb 10, 2018
lammynademan:


U pig that is calling someone dirty Hot redeemer. Quote a scripture to back urself up.
It's your pastor adebole that is a pig you think fasting is all about not eating from 7 to 12 o clock let me enlighten you its about giving up all pleasure of the flesh and distractions to seek spiritual enrichment.
H0rny idi0t like you

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Celebrities / Re: Daniella Okeke Share Makeup Free Photo"my Face When I Need Something"(pic) by scaramenga: 3:18pm On Feb 10, 2018
Horror film
Celebrities / Re: “Ebony Reigns Never Disregarded Her Death Prophecies” - Ebony's Manager Reveals by scaramenga: 3:17pm On Feb 10, 2018
The gal no even fine sef

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Celebrities / Re: Lagos Big Boy Shows Off His Pretty Girlfriend And We Love What We See by scaramenga: 3:15pm On Feb 10, 2018
No be man be that?

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Family / Re: Sex During Fasting For Christians (RCCG) by scaramenga: 2:53pm On Feb 10, 2018
angry c'mon abstain from sex you dirty h0rny redeemer
Crime / Re: Lady Brutally Attacked by Robbers in Traffic Caused by Police Collecting Bribe by scaramenga: 2:52pm On Feb 10, 2018
Dcholeric:

stop claiming to be learned , you're not!
You think say I be like you wey dey claim street yet you think say pepper spray dey work like perfume or insecticide

Dcholeric:

you can't even put a "full-stop" after a paragraph.

Fine since your father is too busy butt raping his cattle aka your mom I will have to do their job for them, you apply a full stop after a sentence not after a paragraph

Dcholeric:

not even a single comma . grin
commas are used to join two sentences and are not to be applied after paragraphs. Now I believe you weren't raised by human beings but by farm animals better safe guard them before fulani herdsmen come to claim your parents as part of their flock

Dcholeric:

foolish kid of a stupid mother and of a dumb father.
Lol your comeback is as weak and uninspiring as the numerous abok!s that slide in and out of your cattle momma on a daily basis


Dcholeric:

you know your father is foolish right ?
grin
God no go let my papa dey answer the same surname as cattle rapist like your papa
Celebrities / Re: Nollywood Actress, Ebube Nwagbo Sends Sweet Birthday Shoutout To Her Boo by scaramenga: 1:21pm On Feb 10, 2018
grin ye which kain person be this?

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Crime / Re: Lady Brutally Attacked by Robbers in Traffic Caused by Police Collecting Bribe by scaramenga: 1:03pm On Feb 10, 2018
Dcholeric:

hehehe grin
see persons wey sabi they make sentence construct of this such"its that you will not be able to use it out fear"
WTF is this? Tell your mom to take time out of her "getting raped by animals" schedule to teach you proper English language you Son of an illiterate creep yuk

Dcholeric:

oga foolish , pepper spray isn't effective in situation such as open air robbery.
Another lesson brought to you courtesy of your failure of a father

Dcholeric:

I see you'll never leave your foolishness..
thanks for the corrections ..erm , but I don't need it ..I can always correct myself when I am not conversing with Mr foolish. grin
Defending yourself for being an illiterate? The same act that put your no count loser father in the situation he is today
Career / Re: How To Easily Manipulate Your Way To The Top At Your Workplace:Johnspeak Uwangue by scaramenga: 12:56pm On Feb 10, 2018
JohnspeakU:


These your tips doesn't last long and most times doesn't end well Sir.
Tell that to alison madueke u think say na ordinary yansh them dey take siddon as petroleum minister? Na cum filled yansh them dey use siddon why you think say buhari no get e time again? She don suck the apc commot from buhari blockus
Celebrities / Re: "Guy That Grabbed My Ass, Nice Hot Slap You Got In The Face"- Victoria Kimani by scaramenga: 12:42pm On Feb 10, 2018
She no even fine sef

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Webmasters / Re: Free 1 Year Web Hosting With .com Domain Registration - Prewebhost.com! by scaramenga: 12:42pm On Feb 10, 2018
Hehehe liar
Romance / Re: Why Are Most "Yahoo Guys" Dull? by scaramenga: 12:33pm On Feb 10, 2018
Cos they eat sh*t flavoured ice cream
Career / Re: How To Easily Manipulate Your Way To The Top At Your Workplace:Johnspeak Uwangue by scaramenga: 12:32pm On Feb 10, 2018
If you are a gal f*ck everything with a penis if you are a guy go see baba agbelekeje

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Politics / Re: Atiku Commiserates With President Buhari Over Sister In-law Death by scaramenga: 12:05pm On Feb 10, 2018
Man buhari wan turn to davido wey death dey fall on e frnds and family
Romance / Re: Why Are Some Girls Like This? by scaramenga: 12:04pm On Feb 10, 2018
Ogaonos:
jux tel us u ar sycophant nd opportunist supporting an opportunist ingrate gal
No I am not I'm just that guy wants to make so much money that giving it away does nothing to me
Ogaonos:

.u jux shw me ur true personality.na pple lik u nd dt gal otedola dey avoid.
And its people like you who stay poor cos they keep thinking of How to outsmart people who ask them for handouts rather than thinking of how to make more money
Celebrities / Re: Lady Take Injection To Grow A Bigger Ass But Got A Shocking Result! by scaramenga: 11:59am On Feb 10, 2018
Lol
Sports / Re: PHOTOS: #runlagos Participant Faints On Bourdillon Road by scaramenga: 11:58am On Feb 10, 2018
shervydman:

Werey eleyi gidi gan o....
Na your family wey dey craze
Sports / Re: PHOTOS: #runlagos Participant Faints On Bourdillon Road by scaramenga: 10:54am On Feb 10, 2018
madridguy:
Are you sure dog never bite you?

If buhari had not fcked up nigeria, we won't be doing such just to win a car
Sports / Re: PHOTOS: #runlagos Participant Faints On Bourdillon Road by scaramenga: 10:46am On Feb 10, 2018
Its all buharis fault
Crime / Re: Lady Brutally Attacked by Robbers in Traffic Caused by Police Collecting Bribe by scaramenga: 10:45am On Feb 10, 2018
Dcholeric:

grin oga I swear you and your dad, in fact your whole linage LINEAGE is filled with fools not NO single one left.
See person wey no sabi English sef dey call person fool well its not your fault I guess this is what happens when you try to speak English that is above your father's paygrade

Dcholeric:

when you hear the sound of robbers , foolish coward like you will drop a gun
Ok now its not that pepper spray is not effective its that you will not be able to use it out of fear? Ehen now we are getting somewhere
Dcholeric:

and flee and you're advising a Lady to use pepper as confident weapon against robbers.. them be cockroach?
If your mother had a pepper spray on her she wouldn't have been raped by your bufoon of a father and given birth to a son who does not understand what a lachrymatory agent is
Dcholeric:

grin you deserve an award for foolery
And why will I want your fathers only earthly possession? Tell him to keep it my target no dey e level at all
Celebrities / Re: See The Controversial Wedding Photoshoot That Caused Debate Online (photos) by scaramenga: 9:58am On Feb 10, 2018
grin see ugly bride why she no go use gun take MARRY

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