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Politics / Re: Gej Visits Xmas Day Bombing Site, 6 Days After! by schorlbone(m): 3:51pm On Dec 31, 2011
~Bluetooth:


Where is boko haram when you need them ?
They prolly in they hideout getting prepared to ride out for today. While our security officer are all sleeping. May God Save Us!
Politics / Re: GEJ Smiling With Sultan After Meeting On Boko Haram. Pic by schorlbone(m): 4:14pm On Dec 28, 2011
To all of y'all dat didn't voted pdp but gej, goodluck and patience to y'all!
Politics / Re: 13yr Old Nancy Lost Her Parents & Siblings In Madalla Blast by schorlbone(m): 8:34pm On Dec 27, 2011
My friend! Don'τ̲̅ go out there criticizing Buhari when GEJ is there making no effort @ all. Clueless huh?
Nairaland / General / Re: Fellow Nairalanders:is Police Truely Our Friend? by schorlbone(m): 11:16am On Dec 24, 2011
Police is not your friend o! He's your money fiend.
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POLICE!! Police is no friend neither are they protecting us. wrong slogan just a propaganda
Culture / Re: Funny/wicked Nicknames From Secondary School Days by schorlbone(m): 11:37am On Dec 22, 2011
Do anybody knows a guy called 'ominukun' meaning (water in the tommy' ?
Fashion / Re: Stop Showing So Much Flesh. Be Decent! by schorlbone(m): 11:05am On Dec 22, 2011
My John Thomas has a mind of its own, whenever Ȋ̝̊̅† sees any ikebe especially D̶̲̥̅̊ sweet ones dem. E no d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣ dull o e go JU̶̲̥̅̊§τ̲̅ let me no say "G̶̲̥̅U̶̲̥̅̊‎​Ɣ" holla. What's next?
Politics / Re: Oil Subsidy Removal: I’ll Lead Sng To Protest If – Tunde Bakare by schorlbone(m): 11:31am On Dec 21, 2011
It's goin to be CPC/SNG/NLC/everybody's protest.
Politics / Re: If Tunde Bakare Was Igbo, Would Buhari Have Won by schorlbone(m): 11:26am On Dec 21, 2011
As far as i am concerned, GMB won the April 2011 election.
Celebrities / Re: I Was violated At 13 By My Aunt - Ice Prince by schorlbone(m): 10:24am On Dec 21, 2011
Me being a virgin, that's idiotic, cos if L got D̶̲̥̅̊ AIDS then every chick in D̶̲̥̅̊ city got.
Phones / Re: Blackberries To Get Android Phones? by schorlbone(m): 9:06am On Dec 21, 2011
Hey yo fellas, please i need a BOLD 2/3 to buy, i reside @ ikoyi-obalende area. You can call me on: 08032524322 or ping me 30499e44. Up BB for 2015 and forever!
Politics / Re: Scenes Of One Of The Viewing Centers Bomblast In Jos by schorlbone(m): 11:19am On Dec 12, 2011
Some people JU̶̲̥̅̊§τ̲̅ like to say shi-t!
Celebrities / Re: Pictures Of Baba Suwe In Court by schorlbone(m): 5:33pm On Nov 01, 2011
N̶̲̅A̶̲̅  wa o! Who be D̶̲̥̅̊α̲̅†̥ yellow man there? Se na Alabi Yellow bi dat?
TV/Movies / Re: What Has Nollywood Taught You? by schorlbone(m): 12:52pm On Nov 01, 2011
How to have sex without undressing!
Music/Radio / Re: Who Are Nigeria's Most Under-Rated Rappers? by schorlbone(m): 12:50pm On Aug 01, 2011
D'banj ain't no rap artist to me, so take him out of this subject pls, when we talkin bout rappers in Naija u start with rappers like Freestyle, Young6ix, Gino, Mode 9ine, Nigga Raw, L Slim(underground hype), [s][/s]Vector is a copy cat so he's been axed, yaknwhtimsayn? get a clue!
Rap Battles / Re: Good Rappers. Come Here! by schorlbone(m): 5:32pm On Jul 29, 2011
yo don't get it bleeped up i ain't like them other dudes/ i pack murderous rhymes for fake rapper wit attidudes/ after i finish wit u, you'll be in a situation to make d fronge PM news/ i guess you know d rules b4 u choose to come thru trna test/ cos nowadys rapperz r suicidal came to battle without a vest/ Knowin dat my freestle's like a slug to they chest/ yo dats exactly what happens if i give it my best/ plus i'm bangin outa west burstin rhymes like pimple/ my game stays connected yo you beda kip it simple more than a bit/ i bring mass hysteria dat got your gal bubble dem tits/ you wanna try me? shit you need to stick ya head up in ya ass n see if it fits/ cos in this game i'm d shit i get you high like INDO/ u jst a novice nigga yoo don't know what i'v been through/
Rap Battles / Re: Good Rappers. Come Here! by schorlbone(m): 2:32pm On Jul 29, 2011
gaddem! All you rapperz are wack, i guess y'all deserve nothin' but a smack/when i'm on a track i put it down without tattle, most y'all is rap clown comin' thru trna battle/mad at me cos i bling like a marble plus got an upperhand/my freestyle is chasin all u fakers outta Nairaland/now they're trippin trna stop my flow like adrenal glands/thou my under-handed plan keeps me movin' on every land/i'm da, rap mischief maker, da summertime shaker/i take ya top, then drop da top real f$€kin' later/y'all don't wanna battle wit dis mic undertaker, i'ma bake ya! cool

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