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Crime / Re: Two Men Park Their Cars On Ajah Road To Fight (Pics, Video) by scobaba: 11:54am On Jun 12, 2018
sho mo age mi ni grin
Sports / Re: Meet The Mother Of Sam Okwaraji: "FG Has Abandoned" (Photos) by scobaba: 2:50pm On Jun 06, 2018
If Sam was an Only Child...then I would understand her cries.

If however, she has other kids. None should be less than 30 years old as of now.

they should take care of their mum.

The Federal Government cry wont fetch mum today if they have been showin support in the past. 1989-2018 is 30 years o!!!

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Literature / Re: Younger Wole Soyinka Smoking, With A Boy Around Him (Throwback Photo) by scobaba: 1:36pm On Jun 04, 2018
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Health / Re: Help Me! Syphilis Wants To Finish My Life by scobaba: 3:14pm On Jun 03, 2018
liloelawwal:
If u are in abj there's cure



So if outside Abj na die the guy dey? grin

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Crime / Re: Vikings Members To Honour Their Queen Who Died Recently. Photos by scobaba: 2:31am On Jun 02, 2018
Could be street vikings. Na small children dey run am nw..lol
Celebrities / Re: Francis Duru And Wife Celebrate 15th Wedding Anniversary by scobaba: 3:07pm On May 31, 2018
I remember the tv advert for the movie...MAMA SUNDAY!!!

' oh MAMA Sundaaaaaa, this boy suffer no be small oo, e mama die , everybody around am die..bla bla bla.




finally una know say da movie MAMA Sunday been dey overhypd. yeye movie oo angry
Celebrities / Re: Juliet Ibrahim X Beverly Osu:- Who Rocks It Better by scobaba: 10:08pm On May 25, 2018
nikkypearl:
Beverly Ibrahim undecided


grin grin i swear
Politics / Re: If You Could Prevent One Event In Nigeria's History, Which Would It Be? by scobaba: 10:36am On May 22, 2018
the coup of 1966.

we are still living on the effect of the coup.
Politics / Re: Thabo Mbeki And Buhari At The Commissioning Of EFCC Headquarters In Abuja by scobaba: 7:53am On May 16, 2018
Ichokwu:


So, you know Walter Wagbatsoma?


I dont think theres anybody who has stayed in Warri Delta State for at least 5 years who does not know walter. Especially if you worked or work as a banker.
Politics / Re: Thabo Mbeki And Buhari At The Commissioning Of EFCC Headquarters In Abuja by scobaba: 4:26pm On May 15, 2018
shoo..walter wagbatsoma name na in that woman dey show Buhari.....

make I go tell him younger brother. lol!

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Travel / Re: A Trip With My Girlfriend To Obudu Cattle Ranch (pictures) by scobaba: 3:45pm On May 14, 2018
December 2016 i Went with my family(wife dota sisters and sisters inlaw).

Go with all the cash you need. That GTB ATM cannot be relied upon.

If Going with a family like mine. Go with provisions( milk milo, corn flakes biscuits indomie), small burner else you will spend plenty.

Go with your booze too. Henessey cost for there.�

Dont just go with your wife or girlfriend like the poster. Pack your friends and family if you want to have the best of time. If you are goin during xmas... Target Dec 24th to 27th.....or 31st Dec to 2nd January.

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Celebrities / Re: AIR OBO: Davido's Private Jet Costs About N9 Billion (See Details) by scobaba: 6:35pm On May 09, 2018
SalamRushdie:


His family is about to start a time share chartered flight business so OBO is just leveraging on it to trend once more


This makes a whole lot of sense.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Real Madrid Vs Bayern Munich : UCL (2 - 2) On 1st May 2018 by scobaba: 8:05pm On May 01, 2018
Chrismario:
......... Lubbish match


���� @ Lubbish.

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Family / Re: Help With Wife's Sleeping Position by scobaba: 7:51am On Apr 29, 2018
dyze:
Please I need help. My wife usually sleeps facing down while her two legs are raised backwards. Someone said its people that are possessed that do that.

Kindly share your honest and matured opinion if you have on this thanks.

I usually overlook things like this but I want to know its spiritual connection. If I should take steps

Thanks


Nothing spiritual. Na so John My roomie for uni dey sleep da year. I been think that tym say him be bat sha grin

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Crime / Re: Lady Runs Mad In Owerri, Strips Unclad After A Man Dropped Her Off (Video) by scobaba: 1:44am On Apr 28, 2018
Issafela:
See Full Unclad Pictures & Videos Of Her:
http://www.nairaplus.com/2018/04/lady-strips-unclad-and-ran-mad-after.html


Perv.

Whats the meaning of see full unclad pix...idiot.

If we want to watch naked people. There are thousands of site to do dat.
Romance / Re: After Promising Marriage, Lady Gets Her Boyfriend Beaten For Trying To Dump Her by scobaba: 6:46am On Apr 22, 2018
Indecent proposal��
Celebrities / Re: Comedian Akpororo Steps Out With His Twin Babies (photo) by scobaba: 9:54am On Apr 21, 2018
That guy fit carry akamu dey go gv him wife for hospital lik ds. People dey comment say cute babies. Wey dem?

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Family / Re: The Most Difficult Age For Any Man by scobaba: 9:32am On Apr 21, 2018
Patrinus:
Small pikin dey worry dis one! There's been youngins who started out good in life only to have misfortune befall them when they have family and babies to feed.

Age 24-29 is foundation + bragging rights + chasing hot girls. When you have your own family, then is when you know what responsibility is.


EDIT. FTC! cool So this is what it feels like being on front page. cool


Remember, making money is not the problem........sustaining and consolidating on success is the real game. Remain focused!




U could have just made your comment without throwing vile at him. Ders nothing like small pikin talk there. He has made great points. He is in his early 20's and has already captured what life is like a few years ahead of him. If you got married before you learnt your lessons. Dats you.
Politics / Re: Wedding Of William Ibori, James Ibori's Elder Brother To Younger Bride In Delta by scobaba: 8:33am On Mar 19, 2018
Delta Men and Kpuvie...God abeg.

If odobio no kill Delta Man I no know wetin fit kill am again. lol!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: General Electric Nigeria Fresh Job Recruitment (8 Positions) by scobaba: 1:14am On Mar 15, 2018
lloyds:
Where is their office in Lagos?

They ain't competing with NEPA, so where do they operate?

A friend left Agip oil for GE.... He was earning =N=15.5m per annum in agip.... So check am. nEPA no near GE

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Romance / Re: "Give Your Woman MouthAction 9 Times A Week" – Joro Olumofin by scobaba: 5:14pm On Mar 13, 2018
Donopsiano:
Spot on bro.
And am sure you are a truck pusher who works from 4am to 11:30pm so no time for ur woman. the only chance you get na to use tramadol,
rush in and rush out leaving her half done grin grin grin grin


leave pussy and get busy.

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Romance / Re: "Give Your Woman MouthAction 9 Times A Week" – Joro Olumofin by scobaba: 1:42pm On Mar 13, 2018
Donopsiano:
i can confirm it works authoritatively cool cool cool



If u give head 9 times a week... Chances are that you dont have money. Your woman is the one bringing money.
Romance / Re: Ijaw Couple Fishing In A River With Net And Canoe In Pre-Wedding Photos by scobaba: 12:05pm On Mar 06, 2018
After this wedding, make I hear say this girl go village or enter boat.
Literature / Re: Mention One Book You'll Read Over And Over Again by scobaba: 7:47pm On Mar 02, 2018
Nigeria: Oil, Politics and Violence by Max Siollun

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Crime / Re: Zenith Bank Robbery: IMSU Graduate Arrested by scobaba: 7:36pm On Feb 23, 2018
I remember his face.. He shot that plice guy who ran out from the security post. So his share for killing someone's husband and father was just 400k. What some people spend in club for just 1 hr.

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Crime / Re: UNN Security Officer Assassinated By Cultists (Graphic Photos) by scobaba: 5:32am On Feb 19, 2018
Though i left UNN 12 years ago, i have visited the school constantly in d last 8 years, the UNN of today doesnt seem capable of this kind of terror. Post Ume exams really assisted in limiting the number of wrong heads who gained admission. These days you see only innocent looking kids between 15-18 gaining admission.

Its sad this happened. Really sad. We are probably back to the UNN of old.

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Family / Re: My Younger Brother Is Addicted To Sports Betting, Please Help!!! by scobaba: 6:24pm On Feb 13, 2018
Like we share same younger brother sad
Romance / Re: What's The Best Payback You Ever Gave? by scobaba: 1:56pm On Feb 11, 2018
pimper24:
He's from Senegal and I'm Nigerian. African brothers and we called our corner on campus "the hood". They knew us together as we did almost everything together. The difference between us was that he was boxed up, He was gainfully employed while I was getting funding from home. He had narrated his escapades with white chics who he said he slept with in turns. He would chat me up each time one of them left his room on campus. For one Indian girl, he said was ugly but he used her to cool off.

I came to class one morning and he said he forgot his wallet at the Cafeteria the previous night, that he had approached the attendants but no trace of the wallet. I suggested we look other places which we did to no avail. The next day, an attendant in same Cafeteria called him that she saw the wallet inside a drawer near her counter. We all celebrated the news especially when nothing was lost.

Days after, I noticed people started avoiding me in the class. I first tagged it racism as majority of the people that would avoid my company were whites, of course they were majority in the class, but why me of all the black dudes? I developed thick skin until one night, I was sitting on the lawn drinking some wine I bought with a meal ticket I got from a friend. Same Indian lady that my nigga described as a sex machine sighted me from a distance and called me that she was coming.

My nigga had traveled to NY to regularise his leave, he worked with UN. "Naima later joined me sharing in my red drink." why did you steal Markely 's wallet? ". My whole being froze. My guy had gone to tell everyone that I was the person that took his wallet and that when I noticed he was seriously searching for it, I returned it to the Cafe. He went ahead to describe Nigerians as criminals because he had a lot of Nigerian friends at the UN. I called him and he said he was passed off by my "act" that I should have told him I needed money, and that he was going to tell me all these when he's back to campus. Which act and why would I steal your money? and the line went dead.

I immediately divulged all he told me about the Indian girl and how her back side always reminded him of truck drivers that sit long hours while driving. And that he slept with her however he liked. For other girls, I got their numbers and sent them their own messages. I also sent his chats not only on the girls but a fake medical lie he told to get a resit in an exam he missed. That I sent to the Admin officers.

Apart from disciplinary measures from. Schools, there was an immediate gang up to deal with my guy. I did not know how the news reached him. He did not come back to campus till the end of our Programme. He sent fake medical report again and was given an extra year to clear himself. Till date, he hadn't completed his Programme.


In mortal Kombat we call it ...... Fatality grin

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Romance / Re: What's The Best Payback You Ever Gave? by scobaba: 2:56pm On Feb 10, 2018
When i was a banker, my boss dint just like me, even if we were birthday mates. He thought i was bleeping one chic in customer service he was after.

He used to call me out during morning meetings to stand in the middle of the banking hall. He will then tell the entire staff that i'm the dullest UNN graduate he has ever seen. I was writing ICAN then and had to write my last paper twice. He always referred to that paper i failed as his reason for calling me dull, but the entire office knew it had to do with the chic. I later lost the job during the banking crisis of 2009, heard the dude penciled my name himself.
2013, got into oil and gas. Bought a brand new 2014 model Hyundai Elantra in 2014, drove it with all the nylon still on the seat from Abuja to my former office in Warri on a working day. Right before staff and customers, i politely asked him to bless the car for me as ' my former oga'.

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Celebrities / Re: AY, Falz, Jim Iyke And Ramsey Nouah Hang Out On Set Of "Yoruba Demons" (Photos) by scobaba: 8:49pm On Feb 06, 2018
MrRhymes101:
This movie must sweet o... Wedding MC


Lol. Amana
TV/Movies / Re: Real Names Of 2018 Housemates Of Big Brother Naija (Double Wahala) by scobaba: 10:35pm On Jan 28, 2018
Frankyboy1:
I am going to tell you all a secret, the time,energy, resources and concentration you will put into this, choose a skill,a vocation,a training,a business course or line of career,and put same resources into, and in three months you would have changed or on the journey to changing the course of your lives! But I tell you another sad secret,man lacks d discipline and self control to do That! We rather stay in our comfort zones and waste time, forgetting time is life and time is money! Then.one day we wake up,and continue the blame game! The Government,my parents,pastor,economy,church and the list continues, forgetting to blame the one who has the power to change d course of his life or destiny! Me myself and I


After85 days i will com and ask u how much u made that u think the average Nigerian who watched big brother dint make.

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Celebrities / Re: Throwback Picture Of Oritsefemi by scobaba: 10:12am On Jan 18, 2018
The days of Junglist.

Baba God you go wound them...wound dem. grin

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