then e go sabi beat woman ooo.

Strong thing do this guy i swear.

However there is truth in what he is saying. People look at ikeji and expect to buy a country from Blogging in 1-2 years. �

Anyways do what gives you joy. Its important.

Final destination. Whats meant to be will always be. It may be averted temporarily... But it will one day be.

queen of the zanga!

AreaFada2:

It seems you do not understand the traditional institution. You certainly have never gone into the palace of a major king and see the working inside it.

To begin with, local people trust their king more than the police or government/court to settle disputes. The King's court is busier than an average high court where adjourning cases and lawyers filing endless injunctions and motions delay cases for years.
These cases include inheritance, land, inter-community, family and other disputes.

Kings who were diplomats, military officers, businessmen, academics and so on had a quieter life in the professions compared to being king.

Kings also quietly intervene in feuds between politicians and political parties. These feuds if unchecked can heat up the polity and cause deaths of supporters in both camps.

It is good to know something before you comment on it. That you are not in the palace to see what they do doesn't mean they are idle. It is far different from obi or Igwe still wearing a crown at the dining table or even in bed that you see in Nollywood.

Valid points raised. Thanks. However for the fact that Nigeria has not gotten any better i dont see the significance of their office. Just my point of view

whateverkay:
Broke idiot. Keep exploiting emotional women for cash.

Jim lash your babe?

I really dont know how professors and renowned technocrats in this country always end up with all ds local thrones. They will just go n sit down in one palace like that. Productivity zero.

This guy rush.

E for wait small.

Na excess urge dey worry am @ the mo.

E for wait first, spend time with her, lash like 4-5 times.

Then ask himself,if e ready.

This one e do now...... Na urge.

I was there that friday.

No be swear o, ds las vegas fit no last. Its the latest club taking over dat building in 4 years... The game being the recent past.

I had sex with my chic in uni one week after i met her at d bank where she had issues paying her school fees. I assisted her and we got talking after that. One week later, she came to my room in d hostel and we had sex. She felt cheap, but we went on to date for 6 years. Shes married now with 3 kids while m married with 1.

ishowdotgmail:
This thing is hard to stop aswear

U go don do am finish con dey remorseful

...come do am again

daewoorazer:


Sorry bro, really sorry, ..however if true;
1. Are u an atheist?
2. If 1 is +ve, did that gory event turn you into an atheist?

Talking about some death occuring and u ask if God exists.
I shared flat with a friend in my early days as a banker in warri. He was also my colleague. We had fun togeda. Chics, alcohol and all dat. But one tyn about this guy was his 'tithe'. Ds guy never for one month missed his tithe and he was doing 20% of his salary- not 10. Some months after paying borrowed money, he cud be left with 60k. Ds guy would still still pay 40k to church. I was always in desbelief anytym he did dat. However, this guy got married and his wife died while giving birth 11 months after marriage. its over 6 years now, i still wonder.... I really wonder.

Plenty. I will just discuss one here.

I was in 100 level in University of Nigeria Nsukka. I had opted for UniCal but my dad said The school was too violent. However@ my 17 yrs of age and 8 th day in UNN, a guy was killed right in front of me @ the entrance of business faculty. while he was on the floor calling for help, the guys came back and loaded him badly. maybe he shouldn't have even screamed for help cos I wonder why they gave him 3-4 bullets, left and then came back to pump over 15 bullets into him. I still remember the face of one of the shooters till date.

What is ds fat one talking about. P square met him and D1 in 1999, they said No jos boys cant blow in Lagos... After all Zaki Adze dint blow. 5 years later, square record got bigger than Kennis Music... Oga kenny is still hurt.

Op the banking profession is just a small sub set of Accounting.

Nawao...900,000KM in 26 years and I have done 155,000km already just within Nigeria in 3 and half years...when m not even into transport business.

gentleiphy:


one part of your comment caught my attention [b]"I don't know of any Multi National firm that employs fresh graduates in Accounting department"...you know why? because Nigerian school systems is from class to another class pseudo work...in western world every course run in schools are more hands on preparing you from Class to your desk work...the big 4 you mention in western world recruits from school direct..fresh graduates...we have them here all over...here schools show you statistics of employment rate direct from graduation and that informs your decision to enroll in that school...we dont have the tools to prepare students on hands on and ready to work from school and that is the essence of going to school to learn to use it to work cos you are taught that...how many schools offering accounting has lab or workshop filled with computers with all accounting softwares used to practically teach students?none...so how do you expect a fresh graduate accountant to hop in with confidence to start the job...here in Accounting depts from year one you are introduced to simply accounting,quick book,SAP,ERP,sage(all lines)Peach tree outdated but would still be taught...students are given live financial transactions to work on as a team and present their financial report,students are giving books of coys to audit...they are sent in teams to part of external coys auditing job as part of group assignments...the reason here to be chartered accountant with the designation is nothing people sought after cos it rarely gets you upper there ..students do this jobs without being chartered cos they already know it from school...

if you are an Accountant and earn 200k in Nigeria..better change career..we have people who work in less tedious jobs and profession and earn 1m without being accountants...the era of raising shoulder with the ICAN designation is gone...we have lots of people who read and passed iCAN that cant even balance a book or even provide a trial balance...

however,i advise if you are an accountant in Nigeria ,please start gradual transition to IT accounting..think of the future,right now in the western world here Accounting is not even seen as what a lot wants to study...people delve into business intelligence,data sciences,info system security...try and get your CISA,CISM and back it up with Business analysis and you will thank me later..start drifitng to where the world is heading to..dont be stagnant.

By the way before i am asked what do i know,i am an Accountant( Accounting academic background),ACCA, with over 14yrs in financial investment,internal control,corporate finance and taxation all in the Maritime Sector.But now no more reside in Nigeria.
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well said bro...well said.

Kratos3364:
sir, I'm a 23 yr old man currently undergoing this course (ican), I'm in my finals now-I can substantiate this claim if you want me to, I don't really have 'work experience' and I'm looking to get one. I'll like to use this opportunity to ask if there's any vacancy in the firm you work for

It is normal for every graduate who hears oil and gas to want to jump into it. Relax. you will need to build your Accounting experience first. you don't do that in oil and gas. I don't know of any Multi National firm that employs fresh graduates in Accounting department. Most guys in my department for instance did 3-5 years In an Accounting firm before they got here.

My Advice...seek employment in firms like PWC, KPMG, Ernst & Young, Deloitte or some other top local firms like Adetonai Isichei and SIO. Build your experience there, give urself 4-5 years of experience building and you will see how lucrative the Accounting profession is out there. You will see job offers you may be confused which to choose. you tho have to support yourself with basic ICT skills. The problem we have today is that some Accountants have so engrossed themselves in book keeping that they don't fit into the big firms with sophisticated IT systems.
All the best.

Op go ahead and read the course you love. Accounting is a very lucrative course. Then going further to have a professional qualification like ICAN & ACCA are super super super advantages.

Those people saying Accounting has been automated and now an all comers affair have small minds...their thought process is so limited.

Let me use ICAN for instance. the current membership of inducted Chartered Accountants is less than 40,000. ACCA holders in Nigeria are even less than ICAN. Opportunities for Accountants are everywhere. its just for people to open their eyes and observe. Information is key in getting the lucrative jobs.

The Chartered Accountant who earns 30k today but builds his experience can hit it big tomorrow in a bigger firm. You can go from 30k to =N=2M Monthly hence you build your experience. I am a Chartered Accountant. I earned less than 150k for a long time, but when I got the big job in oil and gas, everything changed. it can be you too OP.

A semi nude pix of a quasi popular lady gets just 646 likes? It should tell her to cover up next tym.

ollah1:


Who's talking about Nigeria here?

Lol. Ok then.

ollah1:



The reason why iPhone 6 broke records is because they were the first iPhones with large screen estate .

Anybody can buy the iPhone

The large screen u mentioned was part of the ingenuity m talking about. Phones like gionee n tecno are cheap cos they owners prefer to cut cost to d bareset minimum and thus sell at reduced price en large scale which also gives high profit.

I dont agree with you that everybody can buy iphone oga. We are talking 400k worth of fone( i fone X) how many people earn 400k monthly?

Apple uses the business model called 'differentiation'. Cost may be high, but price is also high from which they make best profit. The idea is not to produce for everybody, but for high fliers. Hence the emphasy on packaging and brand name. If they could make over 20billion dollars from the sale of iphone 6 and 6 plus, which placed them steadily as the second most profitable firm as at june 2016, then i am sure iphone x will break the banks.

I had a terrible experience with them in my 200 levels year 2003.

Unfortunately I was among those who dint have spare cash. a journey from owerri to lagos that should have been for 8-10 hours max took 48hrs. none of us had our bath all through.

it was horrible.

ever since i have never ever tried walking into their park.

Shes been 16 since 2006.

Immatex:
Another overnight queue under rain and cold to buy a phone that will be replaced with an upgraded model next year.

Vanity. Those whose happiness are tired to gadgets have not happiness at all.

Vain pursuit. Showy display of a person's means of life.

worry worry worry for nutyn. no die worrying about how people spend their money o.

D girls wey follow them no go appear for any pix.
lai lai.

Enya... Only time

Vitamin C....... Graduation Song

Sinead O' Connor.......Nothing compares to you

Michael Jackson......Hold me.

all I see is picanto!!!

this is OP's first time, that is why he is very excited. it happened to us all. make I hear say you no bleep again. guy in 4-6 weeks you go bleep more and more. condom or not , I don't know for you.

after seeing the movie CEO. I vowed to visit Inagbe. tho i opted for obudu during the xmas break, still gat my eyes on inagbe before this year runs out.

Radiant Nursery School Alaba Lagos....Mr Oghenerie

Alaba Primary School Alaba Lagos.....Mrs Adekoya

Federal Government College Ikom Cross River State.... Oba Atewogboye (JSS1), Chief C. Ekwe ( JSS2-JSS3) and Mr Joseph Ebam (SS1-SS3).

God Bless them all. Amen.