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Romance / Re: Guys How Do U Feel When Your Girlfriend Pollutes? by SDC2(m): 6:12pm On Jan 06, 2015
shawnfamous:
It common to calabar girls, they polute in the presence of their boyfriends!
laugh my bleeping äss out
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by SDC2(m): 5:57pm On Jan 06, 2015
Testerfuze:


Mehn!...nigga you good
ya men
Nairaland / General / Re: I'm New Here (Thread For Newbies) by SDC2(m): 5:53pm On Jan 06, 2015
firstEVA:
You are not new, it's just a new moniker. Welcome again sha
what do you mean? That I have an account here before?
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by SDC2(m): 5:49pm On Jan 06, 2015
SDC? Rukus likes our flow...
He likes Ghost, he likes Tek,

and he likes Poe!
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by SDC2(m): 4:50pm On Jan 06, 2015
You think u knw me? Everybody knws who iam, am sdc

and No ordinary man gets the mobile number of SDC.

U get that of my P.A first. Thats the logic!
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by SDC2(m): 4:48pm On Jan 06, 2015
kr0ne:

Eediot!!! That's exactly what u said last time I spoke with u on phone. Get lost, u despicable fool! I KNOW WHO YOU ARE!







And keep running....never come back!
mongrel I dnt knw u. Talk more speaking to you on phone. I culd crush u like an ant fooool!

Who d fucckkis this?
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by SDC2(m): 4:39pm On Jan 06, 2015
kr0ne:
I saw a nick like 'Aadt'. Smh. This SDC2 guy is a ghost true true, liking his own verse
wah d fucck ar u saying? U a retard?
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by SDC2(m): 4:37pm On Jan 06, 2015
kr0ne:
Ibime is a native name and should be pronounced 'E-be-may', not 'E-baim-e'
e be may? Lol sounds like those calabar villagers' names. Tot its pronunced 'Eye-beam' - sounds classic with that urban touch.

E be may? Sounds retarded. Lol
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by SDC2(m): 4:35pm On Jan 06, 2015
kr0ne:
Ibime is a native name and should be pronounced 'E-be-may', not 'E-baim-e'
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by SDC2(m): 4:20pm On Jan 06, 2015
ELYMAXiimus:
Elymax is wack ... So what nigga?/
ur mentor's back ... Suck him ... Go on nigga/ aint dragging him with you, i'm so not eager/
ain't here to brag .... But i'm a grown up nigga/
if we got in a bout, you'll get smoked, than a rolled up cigar/
wadup sadist? Why let ur cold tongue linger?/ me a newbie, nd you a whole old cum licker/
that nigga blaq, but his d1ck white. roll on, wigga/
who's you, lime? A broke lost geeker?/ who don't luv spinsters/
you got a bachelors degree, cos your d1ck close up misters/
why show u're bitter?/ gossiping to bones like a local ifa/
i'ont give a middle n a bold thumb finger/
so far, i've kept clean record, i'm no pun stealer/ no biting scandal, no loss, nigga/
but you're a mess, u're the air ma @ss blows off, nigga/
so me n you, who's wack?/ who's speaking the true fact?/ me n you, really, who could rap?/
you go on phoenix to spew crap/ who's the b1tch here?/ you are, if we should be sincere/
you's just a pu.ssy with fear/
i should just cross over you, like 31st night, when i cruised to this year/

keystyling, i leave fools in despair/
shityaz should shut up n put the disses in bars/ he does some wack audio, now he believing he's razz?/ hehe, son, you gon get delivered with slaps/
heard you went to the village for bars?/
but ur lines still werent charming, after being written with jazz/




max
Its best you dnt stomach these beefs. . .lest your belly could be saved....
I'l be all about the fuccks till yua ready to behave.... So fucck the mercy that we gave....
and fucck a gently hurricane....
Infact fucck prosperity. . . . .and fucck a long life bish. . . .
these punches are steady takin Ely to the grave!!

I'm a rap sultan... You a wack monkey....
You can only drop sme'tin dope when i control you from behind like my last puppet....
But dnt worry; I woudnt kill your career. . . . .i'ld keep controlling you. . . .till they discover I'm the man behind the max like a Nabbed culprit!

My eyes dey shook, fucck to be king. . .my eye beam dude....
hey wait, I heard your king is a certain Ibime dude..... you dnt remember? The one you niggas hyping dude....
Last time I checked; he claimed his rhyming cool..... But noone's eager to give a fucck. . . .only a virgin would...
and his last 2 battles - I had a global research on(recession). . . . .and discovered he was technically killed on the latitude!!

Fak!!!! That kinda flow is what u cnt put up....
Ma lyrics got that shine. . . .unlike ur dead future....
This next punch is outplayed. . . . .but better than anytin u eva though of. . . . . Nigga i'm married to the game, I'm the best suitor!

Its bout tym I let lasgidi rest.... These bishes feel this verse....
I' ain dissing jerks. . . .I'm hyping my greedy self..
I'm stinkily rich. . .my money be needing perf!!




Wait a minute - that wsnt the punch



I'm on top of this game like a T.V Set!!!!

I said a tv? Well....
I own this empire.... I'm on cloud9; yu niggas in hell fire.... My versatility made my text higher
and when it cmes to vocal, I aint no one-way trafficer. . . . I go all round in the booth like a spare tyre!!

These niggas are fuckedddd....
I said u niggas have flopped....
Letsbeef.com gat the illest of dawgs...
But I 'stepped into the ring' and made those niggas 'divorced';
cos am patrick sawyer. . . . .I'm iller than all!!!

I'm the second version of the Show Dem Champ...
Ghost and Tek knws am the boldest champ...

These niggas bragged to be billionaires,
that on a good day, they culd beat me sitting in a chair....
And Schadoooosh! The day of the battle. . . .they developed cold feets, I killed them with Pnemomia...

Alobam, Alobam,
I'm a dragon lord that ruled canada....
I heat the ground when I speak and the fire lands...
You hit the ground when you speak. . . .you a stammerer!!

Who am I dissing? I forgot his names,
check the first and second bars, looks like i got his name,
this nigga never good at anything. . . .even at being bitchy. . . .he's actually still the worst of dames...

This nigga scared am about to show em camp....

Lmao I left the force years ago

and gladyss hw far na. . . . I heard u the best of ho's

lol just kiddin' but serzly, how far!

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Romance / Re: ***5 Ways Guys Fall Their Hands In Romance Section (Signs Of Emotional Weakness) by SDC2(m): 2:55pm On Jan 06, 2015
Rapmoney:


If una wan exchange pleasantries, make una go open shout-out threads!
lol@shout out thread

anti sperm bought go juz dey smile give una!
Nairaland / General / Re: I'm New Here (Thread For Newbies) by SDC2(m): 10:52am On Jan 06, 2015
clevvermind:
U people should welcome me. I'm new here too. Let it start pouring in now.
lol, welcme bro
Romance / Re: ***5 Ways Guys Fall Their Hands In Romance Section (Signs Of Emotional Weakness) by SDC2(m): 10:43am On Jan 06, 2015
Rapmoney:


Yea, and they do all these things to impress girls who they don't even know are secretly love-starved!
lololol u ar ryt though!
Romance / Re: ***5 Ways Guys Fall Their Hands In Romance Section (Signs Of Emotional Weakness) by SDC2(m): 8:35am On Jan 06, 2015
Rapmoney:


Don't tell me you are among them?
dnt reply that
Nairaland / General / Re: I'm New Here (Thread For Newbies) by SDC2(m): 8:34am On Jan 06, 2015
mirexxx:
welcm newbiekiss
tnx babe!
Nairaland / General / Re: I'm New Here (Thread For Newbies) by SDC2(m): 8:33am On Jan 06, 2015
ChubbyT:
welkum
tnx ma'am
Romance / Re: ***5 Ways Guys Fall Their Hands In Romance Section (Signs Of Emotional Weakness) by SDC2(m): 8:31am On Jan 06, 2015
Rapmoney:

Left alone, most of these ladies are love-starved but mugu guys go just make dem dey form rabbish.
lwkm, that number 3 cracked me up big time!
Nairaland / General / I'm New Here (Thread For Newbies) by SDC2(m): 8:02am On Jan 06, 2015
I'm new here - I need a warm reception and cool hospitality.

Heard this place was the shiit so I decided to bring my loads down!

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by SDC2(m): 7:48am On Jan 06, 2015
PaulThor:


How much did you pay.... Getting Attention is not free you know....
wtf are u?
Rap Battles / Re: 2014 Nairaland Hip-hop Rap Cypher by SDC2(m): 9:54pm On Dec 21, 2014
Hòly Çhrist
I go wit Emaprince, Theprekky and darkrebel.
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by SDC2(m): 7:13am On Dec 19, 2014
GIYAZZ:
Diss @ Iceskidd again!
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Step up ya game nigga, quit disgracing your name ahh!/
With short verses allos with ya IQ and your lame @ss/
You ain't d0pe, roger that and remember/
Lyrically we ain't mates... Your style ffuckin stale... 25th, niggas here be uniting to gulp bottles... But we skippin' ya wack @ss... Cos even in Christmas.. we can't drink in The same bar!/
Plus all you spit is lame/ we.. h0rny men here and you's a pretty dame/
That's why you gittin' raped/
Every battle you copped they beating you/
Your only win was with a fake gangsta that pitied you/
But you still talk trash/ Actin' hard and all that/
Disrepecting the culture.. with ya corny clothes and odd yarns/
A rapper rockin' skinny jeans colored pink and sapphire/
Fashion brouhaha, sometimes I tire for your attire/
Heard some wack SDC2 nigga dissed kid and you ducked.. sstupid fool/
You see Ghosts and get scared like Scooby doo/
Blabbin in the chatroom 'bout how you could beat him? bbitch shut the ffuck up already and ffuckin' do the do!!/
It's due... you get kicked out' here/
Cos when the facebook vs Nairaland beef pops.. you gon' be a prey out there/
See, it's obvious you's a weak link/
Limerick beat Krizz, but see how the same nigga killed ya in a twink nig?/
Haha! Replying this, is like when you pull ya pants/
to get ffucked... Imma crush you real quick.. I'm a Titan you's like a Sugar ant/
You could duck and talk trash, but niggas will boo ya rants/
This ain't no diss boys, I'm just flippin my meal. . . I'm having a chilled coke and Iceskidd for lunch this cold afternoon cos I'm cool like that!/
Whoolalah! Lemme choke you in Igbo/
Muna gi i nuogu dika ebe'm na kwa iko/
Mana onwere ike ime maka idiro sick tho/
Plus all ya bars di wack... So umazi ibe gi ka onato ka piko!/ grin
Biko... noro your lane nwamkpi/ Before em mee gi Ita kan kri/
I na asi na my lines adiro sharp... Like my teeth onwere gaps... Mana muwa suo one ina pianti!/ bbitch!!
Waka! Shakura ubanka!/ you can hate and die poor like your father/
Hug transformer or swallow a bottle canter/ but it can never be changed say like Ace.. G'iyaz is your Master!!/
18 and you can't script to save your life/
Sucking Ibime's ddick everyday, dude better pay your bride/ price...
Or better still, both o' you can go to hell/
your romance is enough to ban ya homo @ss.. bis pound you hard... you 'cum and go mad'... Ikpontu oku! No be wetin man go tell/ chai!
Nothing you script can best this/ bring your sickest diss/ you facing lyrical medic/
. . .I'd still punch-tour your face/
heard you're african and proud.. Diss me back and imma give you a black eye so you'd correctly rep' your race!!!

bbitch!!!
this is wack dude, I culd crush u like an ant, try me.
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by SDC2(m): 7:11am On Dec 19, 2014
F.uck
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by SDC2(m): 10:02am On Dec 08, 2014
Smh
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by SDC2(m): 8:01pm On Dec 07, 2014
Darkrebel:


I know who you are dude...only one person writes like this here..why create a fake account...lose your self esteem or you wanna be naughty?
dafuck ar u saying?
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by SDC2(m): 10:40am On Dec 07, 2014
Deadshotz:
Where's vhat sdc guy? Typinq thouqh
looking 4 me?
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by SDC2(m): 9:46am On Dec 07, 2014
Ibime:
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I'm giant and tall/ Sharp shooter. . . I could hit a fly on the wall/
When these guns clapping. . .they bring the roof down. . . like Silas and Paul!/
Max best not call my name. . . unless he trying to fall/
I will literally nail his pupils to a bladder. . . so he can keep his eye on the ball!/
Prince my dawg. . . lemme say it again/ I take him as kin/
I won every category. . .but his punches were ahead. . . so I gave him the win/
Niggas gave Krone the W. . . cos they hating the King/
but any clown who claim he won on punches. . . will get grazed on the chin/
So if Max run his lip, he'll be heartlessly slaughtered/ when I carve him in quarters/
If he think we in the same boat. . . I'll have him 'jumping ship'. . . even if there's sharks in the water/
We ain't mates. . . I'm leisurely with flows and rhymes/ I make dough and shine/
Been busy buying another house. . . so fück if my battles didn't blow your mind/
In a week, I'm going back to Cuba/ Eating Camarones while you munching on cassava tubers/
So if he call my name, I'ma smack the junior/ cos even niggas from Winners Chapel know Max a loser/
I spill rotten flames/ Could pay your pops salary 10 times. . . yet you still dropping names/
I even make 'cash on my sickbed'. . . . that's 'ill gotten gains'!!/
while you scratch and borrow/ trapped in sorrow/ writing raps that's hollow/
First you'll get stabbed with bottles. . . then like 'good role models'. . . I got hard axe to follow!!/
Max is an irrelevant dude/ he ain't my level. . . let's tell him the truth/
I flatten your house like SCOAN. . . if I'm tryna 'level with you'!/
If he believe his fake hype/ I'll scare his living daylights . . .then beat him till the daylight/
In the morning, witnesses reported that he fell from a great height!/
This 'shark' doesn't play nice/ I'm Napoleon and Alexander to this gày dýke/
No need to mention Malcolm and Martin . . . he already scared of the 'Great Whites'!/
He'll take flight!/ . . .cos I'll have him quaking in his boots!/
I uproot Max, dust him down. . . and shake him to his roots!/
every punch hurts cos what I'm saying is the truth/
Years from now. . .he'll tell stories like Mallam Ilya. . . about the beatings Bis gave him in his youth!/



oNe


Nice...Nice...you astoundingly bright man...but my classic arrival... Is driving you out man...
You gettin bites from a viper...i'ld leave ur family to fight back..
Then proceed to have u smoked. . . . . .when they pass me the lighter/

I pull down empires. . . .we aint seeing this faggit deny that...
Cos my fantastic move... Cremates this laughing fool...
U shouldnt die now, I'ld wait till the time is due....
But if u keep fronting. . . . .my blades have "You torn" at the wrongtime. . . . .till you get beaten for "voilating traffic rules"/

My bombs cripple the sultan....moment I'm hitting the button...checked hs recent battles, he two times beaten and bodied...
1st 0ne ws from a prince, the fight ws simple and sudden...
Second was a "funny death". . . . . .I almost called Mr. Ibu the culprit!/

you'ld be trapped and doomed....i'l leave an arrow on ur head lyk airbenders' tatoos....
We could diss back to back, e go tire you...
And if we go to a rural area, its a mere "Childs Play". . . .cos you'ld scream; "I no dey do again".... When I say: "Catch and do"/

on the land, I rule..
I'm as well 'wild in the sea'. . . .an alaska brand...I'l deal him a fatal blow with a faster hand....Walk him from "east to west" till the Rascal's down...
I'm a god to dis beech, so if asked who the cause of hs pain is. . . . .he'ld shout "Na god eh" when he reaches the "hausa land"/

He aint a human, he's a fowl from an Optic view... Tho he's amongs ill breed...
Its bout tym I shut him quick... "MISSION TAKE DOWN THE FOWL", I've accomplished it...
So he best "buries his head" in shame. . . . . .with his "Ostrich Gene"/

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Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by SDC2(m): 7:20am On Dec 07, 2014
So you guys bite lines here and later claimed to be dope ass niggas
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by SDC2(m): 6:59am On Dec 07, 2014
ELYMAXiimus:

you're trying. But don't get ahead of yourself...
Nd who told you hypes are more than actual skills here?
Point of correction, I'm nt getting ahead of my self here... I'm getting ahead of you.
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by SDC2(m): 10:34pm On Dec 06, 2014
mikuz:
SDc I ll love to read more of your rhymes.
Chai!!
am here to show dem camp.... I heard hypes given to niggas here ar far more than their actual skillz!

Whos king here? Bring him let me crush hm lyk an ant.

King=ant
SDC=boot
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by SDC2(m): 10:27pm On Dec 06, 2014
goshikid:
attention seeker....must be lonely in your farmer life/and you would'nt still get your grammer tight/....even if u spelt weed on your scramble...you so far from jackson high/.....cuz he's a straight dynamite/....mecury couldnt resist him...he's so heated in more farenhient/....beating drugs in a gallant fight/....or with straight jab of marshal art/..,..
and great punch that tear them eyes/....
but you see him morcking bruce.....
wasting his megabyte/
......
chasing the nigga far/....wit stone on a nearby land/....a throw wil crush the ant/....or blow wil morcked his fan/...bruce you better stand/...cuz im here to make them grands/...and after jackson embarras bruce...ima shake their hands/....thought because his tittle had something to do with the pig... that you guys would spread faster than swine flu/....or jackson would tear through a scare crew/....sh1t thats a waste poo/...
you guys should settle this score/....we all players.....just call yourself out and blast sum balls/...cuz the sh1t we grip spit crazy/....stop the trash dudes...stop been lazy/....or i might get a drink and throw it all over your faces/...for sp1ting trashes of lukewarm/....or i might get a sword and start tearing out ur tooth gum/....crushing them like a piece of earth worm/...cuz you aint raping dude....you only killing fun/....claiming you'r fealing strong/.....even heywizy can chase y'al with broken stones/...or tackle your punches by chewing bones/....
mikuz should create a thread for this two kids/...who's sp1ting sh1t for two weeks/ claiming they full with/jab that cause heat/...or might that throw hit/....badder than that of lil kesh/...
cuz its for sure fuckyouhard wil take the win.....breaking bruce lee like biscult/
I'ld pieces your skull.... with inflictions and all...i'm rigid and stud...sound with dictions from gods...
So I confused him with english but get to kill him mathematically. . . .when I inflict hz soul with In-disses and Swords(Indices and surds)/

Lyrically am a para trooper...cos am "high as a dropper"...my bars bring disorders...if this kid lies his is hotter...hz lyf wuld be "numbered"...
Cos I'ld hestitate not. . .to drastically "drain age". . . .till he dies in the gutter/

I'm a god to the dummy...this "shitty knight" wuld be "flushed in the morning..
. . . .war shuld be comming. . .
But if he "plays" with me. . . .I'll attack him with hz "pause"(purse) to gv hm a Run for his money/

am the dog u shuld fancy...i fought illuminati...who's gon bell the cat?. . . I ws caught with the answers. . .
Its a circle of drugs, so if he tries squaring up to me. . . .then I'm "Ghana" kill him and bury hs corpse in Kumasi!/

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by SDC2(m): 11:36am On Dec 06, 2014
Gladyys:

Y do I get d feelin you just learnt dat phrase......attention seeker,you shld b richard..
i dnt seek attention, i earn it.
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by SDC2(m): 11:33am On Dec 06, 2014
fuckyouhard:


rap is my outlet...>>>>


my punches real/ .....u'd think am ogun once they hit/....coz am writin solid drops to knock out this dyke/....while u can't hurt me with ur doubtful strike/ ...so ret.arded... yo wits are dead/ cos u....a ghost...no impact felt/..so why post for a score/ when u not showin, wh.ore!/ ....send u back to yo folks in the morgue/ when i cart u out ...like am leavin the grocery store!/ ..stop testin me, kid/ or u'll be met with defeat/..clearly dismissed/ 6 ft underground..restin in peace!/ ...... if we go on neutral grounds, i'd punch u white and black/ coz our difference is purely light and dark/ a sage? u nothin like that, bra!/....cos i cud flip ur words back and crush u like an ant!!/ ....am ahead... so with the multitudes u drop/ u still can't possibly meet up/..coz am a positive victor/...and ur passin will be honored with liquor!!/ ..undead ....forkin get a grip/ no one bothers with ur scripts/ honest....u a wimp!/ phoney...ain't got ya time/ unless am hopin for a further crimes/ attention seeker......must be lonely in ya former life/
My bars beautified.... You dnt knw whr am coming from, my raps are highly inclined....I'd make ya face bang on the sands....to leave dust in ya eyes....
Come from the front, you'ld be sent out to the back...
Then like confused niggas. . . . .I'ld press you "hard to the side(decide)"/

I'm a deadly informant... I'l take your name to hell till I git a kill order... I dnt ally with ur "likes", comments are taking me further...but if you still claiming u tougher...
Its an "alphabetically" kill. . . .cos I wuld 'part U in 2'. . . .and leave 'two L's' facing each other/

I'm brave and hotter.... I heard u are the King here, you'ld be disgraced and slaughter...its a case of murder...
But 1st I'l leave you "falling b4 u say jack". . . .like "Jill on the hill with a pale of water"/

I strike with fighter-missiles....me against this imp is a minor issue...come wit vital kicks tru...
And if he shakes em off. . . .I'ld hold up a fist. . . .and 'one blow, the match is over'. . . .like final whistles/

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