firstEVA:
kind of busy keeping up.

firstEVA:
hahahaha, no I didn't run out of battery.

firstEVA:


I have been engaged on the other end trying to catch up on all we have missed these past few days u know what I mean.

Then I remembered postman, the darling who brings peace to my soul

postmann:
Are we going to just stare at the screen all day?
Brown chocolate damsel, won't you say me something?
@firsteva

firstEVA:
Postmann

firstEVA:
I am there right now, lez drew my attention to it. I suspect that child, darkened baboon

firstEVA:
in my house. Sorry I have been offline for sometime

firstEVA:
were you banned in a session?

postmann:
Hi, favourite one. Where you I get fast help from this antispam trash bot?
@firsteva

firstEVA:

firstEVA:
haha,

I beg to differ

firstEVA:


I won't be happy if you pour it

firstEVA:
to get the coke crested with postmann

firstEVA:


Give me 48 hrs, my time starts now.

firstEVA:
nothing much, just chilling, drinking coke, you mind to join?

firstEVA:
good morning

firstEVA:
buahahahaha

MrCork:



...u juss wastin yor on employ useless time on firsteva...you aint goono phuck her..truss me!!

postmann:

...As in to your cave. Don't forget to brandish your phone before your fellow Chimpanzees. It's the only reason they crowned you king of the jungle.

firstEVA:
don't go, come back mrcork

postmann:


It's mine to do as I please.

But how did you make it here?

You hopped from tree to tree, IN A "BEAUTY AND THE BEAST" fashion, like a PRIMITIVE GORILLA in heat chasing after firsteva.

Being a medieval brute, you think it's by force to take a woman. BEAST from the jungle

You don't know your class.
You forgot you're an slowpoke drooling with heavy spittle from the mouth. And you smell of stale saliva.

Go hug a tree, and squirt out your sexual frustration on it and walk back into your cave.

postmann:


It's is mine to do as I please.

But how did you make it here?

You hopped from tree to tree, IN A "BEAUTY AND THE BEAST" fashion, like a PRIMITIVE GORILLA in heat chasing after firsteva.

Being medieval brute, you think it's by force to take a woman. BEAST from the jungle

You don't know your class.
You forgot you're an slowpoke drooling with heavy spittle from the mouth. And you smell of stale saliva.

Go hug a tree, and squirt out your sexual frustration on it and walk back into your cave.

[size=18pt] ....YOUR THREAD FINALLY DERAILED THANKS TO YOU.......am out!!![/size]

MrCork:





[size=28pt] ....STOP DERAILIN YOUR DUMB THREAD......PERVERT!!!!!![/size]

firstEVA:
Specialgirl, where are you?

MrCork:


^^^^if this is how u get yorr dumb women then firsteva muss be naturally steeewpid....actually, she is!!!

MrCork:


^^^^if this is how u get yorr dumb women then firsteva muss be naturally steeewpid....actually, she is!!!

postmann:


hehehe! Its possible, dearest. Just get your spacesuit ready. We'll practice our moonwalk later tonight.

It's a long but worthy journey
There i'll have you all to myself
i'll hear your voice in its purest form
Rich and smooth like some vanila ice-cream
your eyes will be my world
as they glitter through the dark space.

You wouldnt mind a slow dance as we rock gently to the beat of both our hearts, sedated my tranquility, would you?