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Family / Re: Feminism: The True Colour by postmann: 3:59pm On Mar 15, 2016
firstEVA:
bwahahahahaha
Mrcork has never suffered so much battery since he joined this forum.

Why would a sane person even bear such a moniker, lol, it beats me grin






I will love us to go to the moon if possible lipsrsealed

hehehe! Its possible, dearest. Just get your spacesuit ready. We'll practice our moonwalk later tonight.

It's a long but worthy journey
There i'll have you all to myself
i'll hear your voice in its purest form
Rich and smooth like some vanila ice-cream
your eyes will be my world
as they glitter through the dark space.

You wouldnt mind a slow dance as we rock gently to the beat of both our hearts, sedated my tranquility, would you?
Family / Re: Feminism: The True Colour by postmann: 2:57pm On Mar 15, 2016
firstEVA:
grin Lmao
Where do you have in mind tongue
hehehehe!
somewhere quiet and beautiful. somewhere beyond the imaginations of mrcork, the crackpot.
somewhere beyond reach.
Family / Re: Feminism: The True Colour by Nobody: 2:53pm On Mar 15, 2016
MrCork:



...of couse you did no more about yorr type..you PETERFILE....sadly..eddddiooootick firsteva is so dumb she dosint realice how dumb she is unless you remind her she dumb!!. (SHAME)
are you still alive?
Family / Re: Feminism: The True Colour by postmann: 2:38pm On Mar 15, 2016
firstEVA:
I have been online since morning.
I am fine. How are you dear?

I was busy till about lunchtime break. I'm a lot freer now?

you sweet, ebony chocolate, where do i take you to get away from that love-struck loony.
Somewhere private where your shade will provide peace and quiet?
Family / Re: Feminism: The True Colour by MrCork: 2:34pm On Mar 15, 2016
postmann:


PETERFILES!!!! is that your several attempts at trying to spell PAEDOPHILE?

And yet in this time of scarce and limited resources, somebody like you with active schizophrenia is still consuming what should have served able-bodied, intelligent men who make significant imput to the commonwealth of humanity.

you're an unnecessary burden to your generation, a disadvantage to your community, a internet nuisance who constitute traffic jams to intellectual discourse.

A sex-starved he-goat, rejeced for acute imbecility. A lonely dog desperate for love but rejected for lack of flair.

You belong to a tall tree, up there, far away in the deep of the jungle, away from human civilization. There the Chimapanzee will make you their king.



...of couse you did no more about yorr type..you PETERFILE....sadly..eddddiooootick firsteva is so dumb she dosint realice how dumb she is unless you remind her she dumb!!. (SHAME)
Family / Re: Feminism: The True Colour by postmann: 2:21pm On Mar 15, 2016
MrCork:




..firsteva is a dumb under age girl & and from all her dumb response...intanet PETERFILES like you all ways take advantage..i lie?...firsteva is too stupid to be dumb[ (no ofeense)! undecided

PETERFILES!!!! is that your several attempts at trying to spell PAEDOPHILE?

And yet in this time of scarce and limited resources, somebody like you with active schizophrenia is still consuming what should have served able-bodied, intelligent men who make significant imput to the commonwealth of humanity.

you're an unnecessary burden to your generation, a disadvantage to your community, an internet nuisance who constitutes traffic jams to intellectual discourse.

A sex-starved he-goat, rejeced for acute imbecility. A lonely dog desperate for love but rejected for lack of flair.

You belong to a tall tree, up there, far away in the deep of the jungle, away from human civilization. There the Chimapanzees will make you their king.
Family / Re: Feminism: The True Colour by MrCork: 1:31pm On Mar 15, 2016
postmann:


hehehehe!

so how do you intend effecting my arrest since you have illiteracy as a barrier?

It's likely you will end up in a mental correctional facility, as the officers will judge your speach unintelligibility as a greater concern.
R
grin



..firsteva is a dumb under age girl & and from all her dumb response...intanet PETERFILES like you all ways take advantage..i lie?...firsteva is too stupid to be dumb[ (no ofeense)! undecided
Family / Re: Feminism: The True Colour by postmann: 1:27pm On Mar 15, 2016
MrCork:




..Postman(grown asssss man) taking advantage an toastin underage girl call firsteva....Postman...YOU ARE A PETERFILE and will be arrested! !(SHAME ON YOU) angry

hehehehe!

so how do you intend effecting my arrest since you have illiteracy as a barrier?

It's likely you will end up in a mental correctional facility, as the officers will judge your speach unintelligibility as a greater concern.

grin
Family / Re: Feminism: The True Colour by postmann: 1:07pm On Mar 15, 2016
MrCork:


C.c.. firsteva



angry

Hey, you lovesick sociopath, what are you doing here?

I thought she told you to wash her car immediately after lunch?

Leave the PA job for her secretary. Such disposions are above the weight your mental strength can bear.

Now hurry up with your lunch, and get her car washed. you dont want your madam to be late for her appointment.
Family / Re: Feminism: The True Colour by MrCork: 1:01pm On Mar 15, 2016
firstEVA:
Postmann, I find it difficult to stay awake no matter how hard I try cry
I will respond to my mention when I wake.



..Postman(grown asssss man) taking advantage an toastin underage girl call firsteva....Postman...YOU ARE A PETERFILE and will be arrested! !(SHAME ON YOU) angry
Family / Re: Feminism: The True Colour by MrCork: 12:58pm On Mar 15, 2016
firstEVA:
I didn't really know tongue, I could be clueless sometimes.



...dont you need to have somtin call brain to have clue.(no ofeense) angry
Family / Re: Feminism: The True Colour by MrCork: 12:53pm On Mar 15, 2016
postmann:


The Chante song was a hit. simple but melodious. one of my local favourites.

where are you, ebony princess?

C.c.. firsteva



angry
Family / Re: Feminism: The True Colour by postmann: 12:46pm On Mar 15, 2016
firstEVA:
Postmann I like this song, the beat and melody


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AI6dh79lAUw

The Chante song was a hit. simple but melodious. one of my local favourites.

where are you, ebony princess?
Family / Re: Feminism: The True Colour by postmann: 12:33pm On Mar 15, 2016
firstEVA:
grin
hey favourite, how are you doing?
hehehe. you eventually were up early, alone. now tell me the impression behind that toothie grin.
Family / Re: Feminism: The True Colour by postmann: 12:29pm On Mar 15, 2016
firstEVA:
I didn't really know tongue, I could be clueless sometimes.

Hehehe!
That'll be hard to believe knowing the level of your intelligence.
Family / Re: Feminism: The True Colour by postmann: 11:18pm On Mar 14, 2016
firstEVA:
Postmann, I find it difficult to stay awake no matter how hard I try cry
I will respond to my mention when I wake.

sleep on princess. infinite is the dark cover of the sky. it shall roll once more when your eyes are enemy to sleep. then we shall walk the distance _naked.

goodnight.
Family / Re: Feminism: The True Colour by postmann: 11:14pm On Mar 14, 2016
firstEVA:

Arnt you scared of _nakedness lipsrsealed

grin
hehehehe! that was meant figuratively. and i know you know.
you just wouldnt let it pass just like that. grin
Family / Re: Feminism: The True Colour by postmann: 10:53pm On Mar 14, 2016
firstEVA:
probe, I'm not always bubbly, sometimes I am down.

give me your night when the world sleeps.
in the stillness of the dark lets be the only ones alive.
save for the spirits, no one will see us "_naked"
Family / Re: Feminism: The True Colour by postmann: 10:27pm On Mar 14, 2016
firstEVA:
hi grin

smiley

You re getting a little shy or you want me to probe further?

***modified***
ewo!!! the red-eyed, blood-stained eagle watches on.
Family / Re: Feminism: The True Colour by Nobody: 10:22pm On Mar 14, 2016
postmann:
hello favourite one, how's your evening going? i was wondering what tonight holds for us.@firsteva
hi grin
Family / Re: Feminism: The True Colour by postmann: 10:16pm On Mar 14, 2016
hello favourite one, how's your evening going? i was wondering what tonight holds for us.@firsteva

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Family / Re: Feminism: The True Colour by Nobody: 4:10pm On Mar 14, 2016
postmann:


Now you're gradually descending from the path of a love-struck simpleton, who has been mentally exhausted by the obbsession of firsteva. A little more exposure to civility, and she may consider you good enough to be her gateman.

And wipe off those spit dropping from your mouth, you dont want her guests to know we've been dealing to no avail with your imbecility.
chai, this is fatality. Hahahahaha, Mrcork, rest in peace grin

Family / Re: Feminism: The True Colour by postmann: 3:29pm On Mar 14, 2016
firstEVA:
grin

Only God knows grin

Some Nairalanders consider him funny, so he tries hard to appear funny with lame jokes and improperly spelt words.

Then he's quite lousy at it. Too dumb to be considered a jester or a troll.

I'll have your company later tonight, should you be free.
Family / Re: Feminism: The True Colour by postmann: 2:57pm On Mar 14, 2016
MrCork:



...sweery ignore that homebase gorrrrila calld Post Man wit his 1932 chattttup lines..... jump into my thread so i can toast u propa propa...like a real man should...I want to step up yor level!! smiley

Now you're gradually descending from the path of a love-struck simpleton, who has been mentally exhausted by the obbsession of firsteva. A little more exposure to civility, and she may consider you good enough to be her gateman.

And wipe off those spit dropping from your mouth, you dont want her guests to know we've been dealing to no avail with your imbecility.

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Family / Re: Feminism: The True Colour by MrCork: 2:29pm On Mar 14, 2016
firstEVA:
grin

Only God knows grin

Some Nairalanders consider him funny, so he tries hard to appear funny with lame jokes and improperly spelt words.


...sweery ignore that homebase gorrrrila calld Post Man wit his 1932 chattttup lines..... jump into my thread so i can toast u propa propa...like a real man should...I want to step up yor level!! smiley
Family / Re: Feminism: The True Colour by postmann: 2:21pm On Mar 14, 2016
firstEVA:
Postmann, no one takes that retarrd seriously, exchanging chats with him gives him an erection, ignoring him will kill him slowly, that's the kind of death most NLS give him.

i'm only just finding out.
but i'm more interested in who took of his chains and let him loose.
Family / Re: Feminism: The True Colour by postmann: 2:08pm On Mar 14, 2016
MrCork:



..sorry...uncle be nice to me & I will fix you up with firsteva.....she dates anythin!! wink

and yet you sank below the level of a desperate psychopathic, sex-starved brute to stalk a woman who dates anything.

you need an appointment with your neurosurgeon. you
definitely have skipped your pills.

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Family / Re: Feminism: The True Colour by MrCork: 1:54pm On Mar 14, 2016
firstEVA:
Postmann, no one takes that retarrd seriously, exchanging chats with him gives him an erection, ignoring him will kill him slowly, that's the kind of death most NLS give him.



.darlin am tryna hoookup up wit the post man..you owe me...THANK ME LATER!!! wink
Family / Re: Feminism: The True Colour by MrCork: 1:45pm On Mar 14, 2016
postmann:


I see you desperately need the "self like" button too. So you can go a step further from self sharing own comments.

How lonely can it get to sink to the very level your depravity?


..sorry...uncle be nice to me & I will fix you up with firsteva.....she dates anythin!! wink
Family / Re: Feminism: The True Colour by postmann: 1:42pm On Mar 14, 2016
MrCork:




^^^^WOW..... 1952 chatttup lines....firsteva must be dyamm easy...I swaaaaaar!! grin grin grin grin grin grin

I see you desperately need the "self like" button too. So you can go a step further from self sharing your own comments.

How lonely can it get to sink to the very level of your depravity?
Family / Re: Feminism: The True Colour by MrCork: 1:30pm On Mar 14, 2016
postmann:


it is wisdom you beat yourself no further on why she's endeared to me. An intelligent mind should be engrossed in something of more importance.



..son..every guys mission on nairaland is to get punnny ...correct?..and..punnny my dear...you will never get from firsteva....except from your pillow case!! (REAL talk) undecided
Family / Re: Feminism: The True Colour by MrCork: 1:27pm On Mar 14, 2016
firstEVA:
you think he is like you? Dumb cretin.


darlin..your eyes B eauurifull like camel eyes & your smile loooklike river Thames & your hair feel like Amazon jungle but your lip loooklike ice cream.....I bet this line work on firsteva!! (0000 LORD HAVE MERCY) grin grin grin
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