MuttleyLaff:
Please link on the link, to read my posts going as far as 2018/2019, where I shared my asthma experience, insight, triggers, causes, accidental one stop relief et cetera. FOLYKAZE is my friend. Something is triggering it with you. We need to talk to figure out what they are because quite a lot of things used to trigger it for me when I used to have it. You wouldn't want to witness me having it then because seeing me go through scare people easily. It has nothing to do with all those money making schemes they are taking you through, but I understand you guys are accepting to do them for the baby's sake. CYM please

MuttleyLaff:
Please link on the link, to read my posts going as far as 2018/2019, where I shared my asthma experience, insight, triggers, causes, accidental one stop relief et cetera. FOLYKAZE is my friend. Something is triggering it with you. We need to talk to figure out what they are because quite a lot of things used to trigger it for me when I used to have it. You wouldn't want to witness me having it then because seeing me go through scare people easily. It has nothing to do with all those money making schemes they are taking you through, but I understand you guys are accepting to do them for the baby's sake. CYM please

MuttleyLaff:

https://www.nairaland.com/search?q=muttleylaff+asthma&search=Search

Read all the posts in that link about how that badass thing showed me pepper before God delivered me of it. You will see and read how one Mama, an indigene of Kwara, with tribal facial marks, back then residing in Lagos, around Palm Grove gave me a locally prepared fermented concoction in a small Guinness bottle to have early in morning that gave me instant relief

Renida, is spot. Deal with the triggers and above all, God is the Healer.

Naija is one f up place that probably is aiding all those triggers in one shape and form of the other

cc: Renid, lastround

FOLYKAZE:
This is very unusual of me. But in a time like this, I have no other option than to seek the help of Nairalanders.

I am on here seeking help to save the life of my wife and our baby. She is asthmatic and currently pregnant. It happens that lately, just as soon as she get to third trimester, she is having several asthma attacks. We reported to the General Hospital where drugs and injections were been administered on her. Each of these treatment relieve her from the attack. In the past four days though, the treatments both injection and drug stop working or maybe weren't effective and the attack became more frequent. She was placed on oxygen.

The doctor prescribed that he had to operate my wife, safely separate and remove the foetus. The foetus is 36weeks old, and we are due to deliver him/her in two weeks time. His reasons are, forceful and hasten delivery would be more better, as he doesn't want the heavy breathing to affect the foetus health.

The same doctor after spending four days, and wasted all resources informed us on Monday evening that he would not be able to handle the operation any longer due to increasing rises in BP and alarming difficulty in my wife breathing. He therefore referred us to Mother and Child Specialist Hospital in Ondo town. Either way, I want both my wife and child alive sound and healthy.

We got an ambulance and made our way to Ondo. On getting here, specialists told us there won't be need for surgical operation as the baby is stable despite the mother condition. He added that is my wife condition is not stabilized, he will opt for operation. We had our sigh of relief but the painful side of it all is the enormous charges and cost of getting things. I have paid for all form of drugs, injections, tubes, drips and many other things I can't remember.

We have spent every dime we have on us. Called home, neighbours and family for some support but the little from them have been exhausted. Because we ain't paying instantly, we well denied access to some laboratory tests, drugs, and injections. This is happening despite the fact that we are both registered resident of Ondo state and have our ID. Surprisingly though, the card has no effect on the exorbitant charges and cost of medical items.

Presently now, we have exhausted our savings and have nothing left. She is a private school teacher, while I am cocoa produce buyer serving as apprentice.

Last year, we lost a child. We do not want a repeat of this. I wholeheartedly need every help that can be rendered to save the life of my wife and child. Nothing is too small at this point. Thanks

2079664080 UBA

MuttleyLaff:
https://www.nairaland.com/search?q=muttleylaff+asthma&search=Search

Read all the posts in that above link about how that badass thing showed me pepper before God delivered me of it. You will see and read how one Mama, an indigene of Kwara, with tribal facial marks, back then residing in Lagos, around Palm Grove gave me a locally prepared fermented concoction in a small Guinness bottle to have early in morning that gave me instant relief

Renida, is spot. Deal with the triggers and above all, God is the Healer.

Naija is one f up place that probably is aiding all those triggers in one shape and form of the other

Lizzyangel:
Can asthma be completely Treated.....I'm extremely fed up with the way I now have an attack...just last week Wednesday I was at the hospital when I was unable to sleep and breathe well....the Doctor gave me 2injections...hydrocut and cefroxene and I was given a list of drugs to buy which includes cefroxene and ventolin.

My Sis told me not to use ceptrin and ventolin again because of my pregnancy status, this two drugs had always worked when I wasn't pregnant but since I enter 3rd trimester...I barely go a week without an attack...


Doctors in the house please come to my aid, is it my status that is causing the several attack ?cos I'm really heavy.

Is there any treatment that can get rid of this Thing?

when I breath in public places these days some people will think I have Covid19

I'm fed up, I can't sleep since last night and I'm scared...I hope my baby will be safe with the way I'm breathing?

MuttleyLaff:
I dont know why you, laudate and PrecisionFx are having this unneccesary ding-dong, especially when in each other's ways, you're both right. PrecisionFx says most people outgrow asthma, it is true. Now you laudate say, you're healed of your asthma, yet you are disputing what PrecisionFx said

It is true like you laudate said that, an asthma sufferer can go into remission for some years, only for the frigging asthma to unexpectedly show and show its grinning ugly face again years later. It's just like me, it's between 12-15 years ago that's the last time I've had an asthma attack, but whenever I am going on holidays, as a backup or assurance, I usually pop in to GP, ask for inhaler prescription, telling the doctor, I'll like to have one handy, should in case the mocafokker ashtma shows its ugly face. It had once played that trick on me, I went on holidays the other day and bam, out of the blue, asthma showed up and I had no inhalers to get through, somehow, I managed to scale through, but I learned a lesson that whenever going on hols to grab a working inhaler for the trip

PrecisionFx was right, when he said, most people on earth outgrow asthma and that asthma comes as a result of an autoimmune response, when and where the immune system sometimes finally accepts that the smoke, dust, paint fumes, frying/cooking oil fumes, mowing or cutting grass pollens etcetera that usually triggers the asthma shiit on, as normal substances and stops putting up defences against them by trying to react to them. The methods of defence is a build up of phlegms in the respiratory tract areas, the chest or lungs. This is a gooey substance that's a mixture of yellow, green and white sputum in your airways, and because they are blocking your airways, they are the reason you're wheezing, wheezing is the noise made, when breathed in air is forcing itself in, trying to get inhaled but the frigging phlegm/sputum has been dispatched to the chest area by the autoimmune system and blocking its easy and straightforward access in. The tightness in your chest and the feeling of as if being squeezed by a vice, is atually a build up of those frigging gooey phlegm mixture of yellow, green and white sputums in your chest area, lungs or respiratory area to be precise.

I hope you now, understand and appreciate why I was asking you that, do you know what the cause of your asthma is? To forget about allergies and all that, but do you really understand and know what's behind the asthma, what's causing those wheezing sounds, why you are having those wheezing sounds erhn?

I think asthma, is like attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD) or Autism, there is spectrum. Some asthma suffers are at the low end, some mid range and some at the high end of the spectrum

"ifura logun agba" loosely translated means "vigilance is the elder person's juju medicine" For example, you wouldnt find me trying to mow a lawn, if at all I do, it will be quickly done and with precautions taken. I dont linger around more than necessary in supermarket's cold/refrigeration display sections. These two, at least, in spite of my autoimmune having re-adjusted or realigning itself towards asthma about me.

DonBenny77, dont mind PrecisionFx, if he doesnt want to give credit where credit is due, that's OK and fine. If God doesn't heal shiit. Who is behind the healing then? Satan? Nature? Nothing? Nobody? At this juncture, my fervent and sincere prayer bin say, make nobody go jam agbako, where bin say, such go get sickness wey hin go need healing for, by God's grace. Amen. If 90% of humans outgrow asthma, that as for me, ol' boy, is a big deal ooo.

Now, even if you personally dont believe in God, it doesnt cancel the fact that every soul needs salvation PrecisionFx, so it's perfectly normal for DonBenny77 to believe that any particular soul isn't beyond redemption, and then pray for its salvation. The bird in a cage indoors, wouldn't believe in a garden or the trees outside the cage, wouldn't believe these things are real and out there. Most of us, are like that and so still a bird with its wasteful thinking and ignorant remarks, in its cage with a door that's not securely latched

MuttleyLaff:
What makes you think I should expect you to have the same concept of God like mine hmm? Have you walked with God in my shoes ni that I'll think you have the same concept or experience of God like I have no?

All work but no play, no hols, makes Jack a dull and irritable person. Everyone sometimes needs a break from the grind of life. Everyone goes on hols, on vacation to get away from the stresses of life. Everyone has a kit kat. That's what hols is or means, so please stop behaving like or pretending to be an "ajepako"

MuttleyLaff:
In the past 10-15 years, I haven't had any asthma attacks when on hols, I just used to pick an inhaler prescription when going on hols, should in case like on one occasion I had a nasty shockibg experience when the frigging asthma crept up on me without me having am inhaler to give me relief and almost spoilt my hols. That is why I used visit my GP for an inhaler before going on one but in the last 7-9 years I haven't been bringing inhalers with me when going on vacation and nothing has happened.

It's a good start you believe in God. I am extremely please you do. I really am.

You don't know what concept of God I believe in and/or know

MuttleyLaff:
I dont know why you, laudate and PrecisionFx are having this unneccesary ding-dong, especially when in each other's ways, you're both right. PrecisionFx says most people outgrow asthma, it is true. Now you laudate say, you're healed of your asthma, yet you are disputing what PrecisionFx said

It is true like you laudate said that, an asthma sufferer can go into remission for some years, only for the frigging asthma to unexpectedly show and show its grinning ugly face again years later. It's just like me, it's between 12-15 years ago that's the last time I've had an asthma attack, but whenever I am going on holidays, as a backup or assurance, I usually pop in to GP, ask for inhaler prescription, telling the doctor, I'll like to have one handy, should in case the mocafokker ashtma shows its ugly face. It had once played that trick on me, I went on holidays the other day and bam, out of the blue, asthma showed up and I had no inhalers to get through, somehow, I managed to scale through, but I learned a lesson that whenever going on hols to grab a working inhaler for the trip

PrecisionFx was right, when he said, most people on earth outgrow asthma and that asthma comes as a result of an autoimmune response, when and where the immune system sometimes finally accepts that the smoke, dust, paint fumes, frying/cooking oil fumes, mowing or cutting grass pollens etcetera that usually triggers the asthma shiit on, as normal substances and stops putting up defences against them by trying to react to them. The methods of defence is a build up of phlegms in the respiratory tract areas, the chest or lungs. This is a gooey substance that's a mixture of yellow, green and white sputum in your airways, and because they are blocking your airways, they are the reason you're wheezing, wheezing is the noise made, when breathed in air is forcing itself in, trying to get inhaled but the frigging phlegm/sputum has been dispatched to the chest area by the autoimmune system and blocking its easy and straightforward access in. The tightness in your chest and the feeling of as if being squeezed by a vice, is atually a build up of those frigging gooey phlegm mixture of yellow, green and white sputums in your chest area, lungs or respiratory area to be precise.

I hope you now, understand and appreciate why I was asking you that, do you know what the cause of your asthma is? To forget about allergies and all that, but do you really understand and know what's behind the asthma, what's causing those wheezing sounds, why you are having those wheezing sounds erhn?

I think asthma, is like attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD) or Autism, there is spectrum. Some asthma suffers are at the low end, some mid range and some at the high end of the spectrum

"ifura logun agba" loosely translated means "vigilance is the elder person's juju medicine" For example, you wouldnt find me trying to mow a lawn, if at all I do, it will be quickly done and with precautions taken. I dont linger around more than necessary in supermarket's cold/refrigeration display sections. These two, at least, in spite of my autoimmune having re-adjusted or realigning itself towards asthma about me.

DonBenny77, dont mind PrecisionFx, if he doesnt want to give credit where credit is due, that's OK and fine. If God doesn't heal shiit. Who is behind the healing then? Satan? Nature? Nothing? Nobody? At this juncture, my fervent and sincere prayer bin say, make nobody go jam agbako, where bin say, such go get sickness wey hin go need healing for, by God's grace. Amen. If 90% of humans outgrow asthma, that as for me, ol' boy, is a big deal ooo.

Now, even if you personally dont believe in God, it doesnt cancel the fact that every soul needs salvation PrecisionFx, so it's perfectly normal for DonBenny77 to believe that any particular soul isn't beyond redemption, and then pray for its salvation. The bird in a cage indoors, wouldn't believe in a garden or the trees outside the cage, wouldn't believe these things are real and out there. Most of us, are like that and so still a bird with its wasteful thinking and ignorant remarks, in its cage with a door that's not securely latched

MuttleyLaff:
I tell you ut this woman should still be alive because though I cant place her real age, but judging by her first born's age, then which was probably 7-9 years old, I would say she is now likely aged between 70-80 years old and doubt she has passed on

"Funnily enough one lady gave me a cure when I had the attack when at my uncle's place, it gave me instant relief, but being more or less a kid then, didn't tell parents until the next attack, by then lady was no longer a neighbour to my uncle"
- Re: Frank Edwards Healed Of asthma By God 17 Years Ago by muttleylaff: 3:40pm On Jul 18

When I narrated the story to my parents during another asthmatic attack after being back at home, telling my parents that one woman, who was neighbour to my uncle, gave me something that instantly relieved me, they quickly set off trying to find this woman, but according to info, unfortunately, being that my uncle then was living in a rented house, apparently all the occupiers were served quit notice to leave the building and no one seems to know where this woman and her family moved out to. So out of desperation and based on my story, my mum, tried enquiring from her mum, my grandmum, about knowing of any local indigenious concoction mixture of various ingredients that makes people throw up but to no avail

What! How do you mean exactly that it did give you some relief please?

What that lady had in that small brown bottle of guinness, gave me instant and complete relief, not some relief by reducing the wheezing for a period of time. It was total relief, it felt like I never had the asthma before taking the stuff in the small brown bottle of guinness. I dont know what sort of asthma attack you had, but mine were badass ones, it incapacitated me, it prevented me from breathing, prevented me from breathing easily. I'll have to put my hands on my waist, put pressure on the waist, hold it down there, whilst trying to get air in and then out. It is wheezing throughtout out the day, but at night time, as in time to sleep, it when the wahala is maxed up, because you can't lie down flat anywhere to sleep. It just wont happen, you cant, you just have to sight up, be at right angle or stand up, in order to be able to breathe and catch some sleep. asthma attack na bastard. SMH, the ting before I conquered and triumphed over it, showed me pepper, erhn? Mumsie wouldnt let me play football with my peers, if she catches me kicking ball with my mates, she'll shout, you dis boy don start, erh, sotay nau, let night come, you wont be able to sleep, afira, c'mon get inside my friend

Do you know what the cause of your asthma is? Forget about allergies and all that, but do you really understand and know what's behind the asthma, what's causing those wheezing sounds, why you are having those wheezing sounds erhn? I am asking all these straighftorward and specific questions, because I know the answers from my experiences. Inhalers, or other western medicine like alupent, they back in the days use to offer, only gives you short relief just like that your grandmum's neem leaves, lemon grass and a few other things conconction did, but with this woman's small brown bottle of guinness, it gave me relief that was instant and total

I remember passingly telling my GP, that do you know, a long time ago someone gave me something that gave me instant relief. He just dismissed it, literally with a wave of the hand. I was going on holidays, and from experience, then I have had occasions of having asthma attack without having inhalers to get me pass it, so on that period that I was about going on holidays, I was determined not to go on it without having inhalers on standby should in case I do have an attack of asthma. That's why I visited the surgeries and after getting my inhaler prescription, as a fyi, told the doctor about my experience.

I am not sure if neem leaves and lemon grass were in that small brown guinness bottle, but I surely did notice wood barks inside it plus other things, it also had a taste of gin or spirit and the content were highly concentratedly fermented. When I took a spoonful of it, it made me double up, sent my body literally into a wild spasm, it made me have convulsions up to the point of having the urge to want to vomit. It was after vomitting that I had instant and total relief. I felt like a new and different person to before taking the thing. It's a surreal experience I never had a second chance to have again.

If it would help, all I know, is that the woman's husband is originally from Kwara State, so I am guessing she is too and she had tribal marks. My uncle, then was living at Palmgrove, Lagos.

laudate:
Wow!! How interesting. I have always believed that local herbal cures exist for many ailments, unfortunately a lot of people do not know about it, and many of the older generation that do, are already taking the secrets away with them, to their villages or their graves.

laudate:
How I wish you could still locate this woman and get hold of her medication. By refining and bottling it, you could become the next Anita Roddick making millions from organic healthcare/ bodycare products.

laudate:
I remember when I was younger and had asthma, my grandmother used to make a concoction with neem leaves, lemon grass and a few other things. It gave me some relief by reducing the wheezing for a period of time, but didn't get rid of the asthma totally though.

MuttleyLaff:
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That's what "Okay, that's how it is" erhn?

The neighbour woman from Kwara State extinction and having tribal marks, heard I couldnt sleep, so came to my aunt, who was petrified thinking I was going to die, as she has never seen anything like that happening to anyone like that in her entire life and being that even my uncle wasnt at home, as he was away for the weekend or something like that.

Anyway this Kwara woman, as I said, came to my aunt, with a small brown bottle of guinness. I couldnt tell the exact content of this bottle, but know it had tree or plant barks in it, with maybe a tinge of alcohol or gin and it was concentratedly fermented with what else I dont know. Well, she told my aunt that in the morning, very early, my aunt should give me a spoonful of what's in the guinness bottle, but that before then, to make sure there is a potty kept next close by me when given the bottle's concoction. Morning came, aunty dutifully gave me a spoonful of the dang thing, chai, it tasted unpleasant, vile and horrible. It was highly concentrated, it fill me with revulsion and sent my entire being into a vicious, wild convulsion. My body literally shook, then all of a sudden, I had this strong feeling and sense of wanting to vomit. I quickly made gestures to pass me the frigging potty, and when given, I retched into it. My body was arching and doubling up with spasms, as I took bouts of retching up these mixture of nasty looking goblets of green yellow and white sputum from my lungs and/or respiratory tract. The potty was full up and the aftermath was instant relief. I had no more wheezing sounds, no more struggling to breathe in air, no more unable to easily breathe, no more clasping on my waist just in order to get some gulp of air in, no more inconvenience, no more misery. Aah, it was instant relief and it seemed like I never just a few seconds ago was highly asthmatic or just 2 minutes ago was suffering from asthma.

Inhalers are no match to this woman's authentic indigenous or traditional African medicine

PrecisionFx:
Did the asthma come back again?

MuttleyLaff:
You want to see me when I was little, wake up in the middle of the night screaming my head off for my parents, and having to end up sitting up right for rest of night, if not, I wouldn't be able to breath and sleep.

Plagued me into my early twenties and thirties before I finally conquered it and the wheezing crab. Never had when at boarding house but always when I go home for hols.

Funnily enough one lady gave me a cure when I had the attack when at my uncle's place, it gave me instant relief, but being more or less a kid then, didn't tell parents until the next attack, by then lady was no longer a neighbour to my uncle.

Its been a very long time ago, I've an asthma attack, but yeah, I do have all sorts of other immune system anomalies, I am dealing with. So yeah maybe, that other immune system that has to deal with asthma has been accepted

MuttleyLaff:
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from ThothHermes aka Ranchhoddas ™

That's what "Okay, that's how it is" erhn?

The neighbour woman from Kwara State extinction and having tribal marks, heard I couldnt sleep, so came to my aunt, who was petrified thinking I was going to die, as she has never seen anything like that happening to anyone like that in her entire life and being that even my uncle wasnt at home, as he was away for the weekend or something like that.

Anyway this Kwara woman, as I said, came to my aunt, with a small brown bottle of guinness. I couldnt tell the exact content of this bottle, but know it had tree or plant barks in it, with maybe a tinge of alcohol or gin and it was concentratedly fermented with what else I dont know. Well, she told my aunt that in the morning, very early, my aunt should give me a spoonful of what's in the guinness bottle, but that before then, to make sure there is a potty kept next close by me when given the bottle's concoction. Morning came, aunty dutifully gave me a spoonful of the dang thing, chai, it tasted unpleasant, vile and horrible. It was highly concentrated, it fill me with revulsion and sent my entire being into a vicious, wild convulsion. My body literally shook, then all of a sudden, I had this strong feeling and sense of wanting to vomit. I quickly made gestures to pass me the frigging potty, and when given, I retched into it. My body was arching and doubling up with spasms, as I took bouts of retching up these mixture of nasty looking goblets of green yellow and white sputum from my lungs and/or respiratory tract. The potty was full up and the aftermath was instant relief. I had no more wheezing sounds, no more struggling to breathe in air, no more unable to easily breathe, no more clasping on my waist just in order to get some gulp of air in, no more inconvenience, no more misery. Aah, it was instant relief and it seemed like I never just a few seconds ago was highly asthmatic or just 2 minutes ago was suffering from asthma.

Inhalers are no match to this woman's authentic indigenous or traditional African medicine

MuttleyLaff:
You want to see me when I was little, wake up in the middle of the night screaming my head off for my parents, and having to end up sitting up right for rest of night, if not, I wouldn't be able to breath and sleep.

Plagued me into my early twenties and thirties before I finally conquered it and the wheezing crab. Never had when at boarding house but always when I go home for hols.

Funnily enough one lady gave me a cure when I had the attack when at my uncle's place, it gave me instant relief, but being more or less a kid then, didn't telly patents until the next attack, by then lady was no longer a neighbour to my uncle.

Its been a very long time ago, I've an asthma attack, but yeah, I do have all sorts of other immune system anomalies, I am dealing with. So yeah maybe, that other immune system that has to deal with asthma has been accepted

MuttleyLaff:
and/or if you avoid all what triggers it