My padi.

Who was the first person you phoned in 2014? Modified, previously was who will you call?

From 4080

Eat clean food and often! the..bla bla bla To get health tips text startwell to 35075 N100/month

from 4100
"Y'ello! keep your callers dancing to the hot new single by banky W, "Jasi" on MTN ccallertunez! text 20 to 4100 to get it now! SMS costs N50/tune

from 32045

Yello! Bless your callers with the beautiful always prayer by NOSA! to buy this sog as your callertune, text 01907 to 4100. Tune cost N50 only.

rudedough:

Yes I have. Here is what I got:

Dear ******,

Thank you for contacting us at MTN CustomerCare.

We apologize for all inconvenience this might have caused you.

Kindly provide us with samples phone number and codes they  received unsolicited SMS from to aid investigation and resolution.

Once again all inconvenience regretted.

Thank you for choosing MTN, do have a great day.

Best regards,

Ebunoluwa | CustomerCare Team
Customercare@mtnnigeria.net

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Now we know these are mere standard responses, but how do we provide the short codes for these SMS? If you have these short codes please drop it.

I delete as soon as they arrive(even without reading) in 12hrs from now i will feed you with many. Thank you.

temmy.m3:


Why? sorry o, but Sey them glue your existence with MTN??

Must we port? Why do we have NCC.

MTN is just a case study in the issue at hand. They are all the same.

To the MODS thanks a million for making this a FrontPage piece.
But as somebody rightly said.....

psucc: Guy you may treat them the other way cos the hands of our law are too short weak and feeble to grab a multinational company. Just refuse crediting the sim for 2months and see the difference. QED.

I need the assistance of the whole house to achieve this.

Thank you too.

myOGAonTOP:
THIS IS FRONTPAGE MATERIAL. We might even mobilize from here.

yesboss20:
Contact them at: customercare@mtnnigeria.net. I am sending mine today: had enough of their corporate sleaziness. It's just wrong.

And to you sir/ma, together we can do it.

scentmarlc:

I feel your pain brother. But your letter is just for NLanders and not through the appropriate quarters. *just saying, no diss

VERY IMPORTANT*** Please find time to read those spam messages before you delete, some are telling you about auto renewal of one yeye plan that u never subscribed to in the first-place. It happened to my airtel Line.

I assume u reside in Lagos.

For all locations standard speed, during sun, rain and all season. For durability and reliability VISAFONE.

For speed swift ng. But before u buy swift first consider ur area so u won't have to climb ur roof top in search of signal.

Forget others for now.

For outside Lagos ask people in ur locality.

Must i delete spam messages every 4hrs, I don't post my number online/social networks, I didn't buy a promo simcard, i got it at an exorbitant cost, why hunting my life with promo messages? Am a very busy person, i have work to do please. These guys are talking Nigerian for granted.

The Chairman,
MTN Telecommunication,
Nigeria.

If this madness continues, i will sue your telecom company for multiple spam messages, incessant midnight messages, fake promo machine calls, talking trash upon my fully paid caller tune(instead of allowing my callers to listen and enjoy what i have completely paid for)forcefully activating some optional promotional plan and jingles even without my consent, etc.

This ultimatum expires January 31st, 2014.

Be warned.

kinda noticed it's rampant here in the westrn Nigeria. Majority gets pregnant before marriage. Even those from other regions that were brought up here are beginning to copy..

Lagos seals Hq of Lord’s Chosen Church on october 08, 2013 at 6:09 pm in news By Olasunkanmi Akoni
Lagos State Government Tuesday, sealed the Headquarters
Church of the Lords Chosen Church, along the Apapa – Oshodi
Expressway over alleged gross environmental abuse and
erection of structures along Odo Asimawu Drainage Channel. While monitoring the state of Lagos environment, the
Commissioner for the Environment noticed massive trading
under the Ijesha flyover bridge along the Apapa Oshodi
Expressway and large scale environmental degradation
arising from the activities of the traders. Further inspection round the premises revealed that the
church does not dispose the solid waste generated properly,
while as a matter of fact, it openly burns waste generated
inside the church premises, thereby exposing the lives of its
worshipers to serious health hazard. A further investigation also revealed that a substantial part
of the 1 kilometer church Auditorium was built on the Odo
Asimawu drainage channel thereby impeding the flow of
storm water, as well as inhibiting effective performance of
the channel. It was also discovered that the Church built all its toilets on
the canal and deliberately discharges the raw human waste
into the canal. Bello, explained that in order to prevent an outbreak of
epidemic, as well as protect the lives of its worshippers, the
state government was left with no other option but to seal
the church Auditorium.
He therefore, directed that, for the church to be reopened it
must abate all the nuisances noticed as well as remove all the encumbrances along the drainage channel. Other conditions stated for re opening include: Completion
of sanitization of the entire church environment, putting in
place a proper solid waste disposal facility, stop further
refuse burning, removal of all structures on drainage
channel, building of a new toilet facilities, and ensuring
proper disposal as well as evacuation of solid/human waste dumped inside the canal among others. While commending the cooperation and non resistance of
the Church authorities, the commissioner observed their
willingness to comply, but stated that the state government
would only unseal the auditorium as until all the
environmental nuisances were abated. Bello, assured that that government would continue to
promote a cleaner, habitable and conducive environment to
residents irrespective of their ethnic or religious affiliation in
other to attain a cleaner and sustainable environment in the
state. The commissioner further restated the commitment of the
administration to its environmental regeneration and
renewal programmes geared towards attaining a cleaner
and habitable environment that would be the pride of all
citizens.

[quote author=sagitarius]Yep, I changed mine immediately after my wedding. Got a bigger one as a wedding present from my mother in-law. I would still have changed it regardless... Cos d one I used as a Bachelor was a bit small and too many things happened on it[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]

hmm

Bachelors, will you change your mattress when you are married?

Married men, did you change your mattress when you got married?

You might have done many things on your mattress and your wife should need a fresh air, clean start and bed cleansing.

#team-Nokia-e6. Loving my phone everyday.

In the first place why did you guys despise your place/culture and heritage?

Very soon Gov. Fashola (eko oni baje) will chase everybody home, and i wonder where you will run to.

If your family isn't cast-out please give me one good reason why you won't go back to your home town to celebrate with your ancestors.
Even though my beloved Abia and Imo igbo speaking state does it. Anambra can't, it's wrong.

Can an adopted girl child later be married into the same family? If yes who stands as the parents? Just wondering...

most of Their ATM machines are suckers, one withheld my cash for almost 3months. Until i sent viral messages to their yeye head office, efcc websites, cbn name it. Then i started getting calls from some fraud unit that helped me out. Since then, i always tell whoever that cares to listen. STAY AWAY FROM UBA rickety ATM MACHINES, THEIR SMS ALERT IS A SCAM!!!! THE ONLY PERSON THAT WILL ARGUE WHAT AM SAYING IS THE PERSON THAT HAS NOT OPEN ZENITH BANK ACCOUNT, YOU WILL NEVER KNOW HOW BANKS OPERATES

Your mother-in-law came from the village for a visit and after staying for 2 days you left her at home and left for work, when you return home, you discover she has given all your children tribal marks, sincerely what will you do?

Have you ever misplace your engagement/wedding ring? How did you handle it? How will you handle it?

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Over heating... I guess the air-condition systems failed probably due to power fluctuations. What a big loss!

divorced is better man, if only u've caught her in act of adultry(and can't forgive) But forgiving watever it is also means forgiving urself. Thanks and be blessed!

Manual road constructions, the constructions is just too local, bricklayers building road.
We don't know how long this will linger. One-Man-Mopol, slow men at work ! Pictures and videos of Iyana-Ejigbo 2. (As at 5pm, 17th august, 2013)

Pictures and videos of Iyana-Ejigbo. (As at 5pm, 17th august, 2013)