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Internet users have been left confused following trending pictures of a young Nigerian lady who reportedly sells fish in the market.

The beautiful and well-endowed lady was pictured at a shop while selling fish at the market, according to a Facebook user who posted the images and didn’t give the exact location where he saw her.

Netizens who have been intrigued by the slay queen – are wondering what prompted her to land in the market, with all her “assets” and beauty.

Some online users also expressed doubts as to whether the lady is really a fish seller.

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A lady who stripped off in the middle of a road in a busy Mushin area of Lagos, made it to the list of trending topics on the internet social media users all want to know what led to the incident.

The yet to be identified lady who stripped in the middle of a road in Mushin, had a mischievous smile as she was reportedly hailed by residents of the area.

A Facebook user identified as Esther Okocha disclosed that she knows the lady, said the lady was caught up in the act over a family issue which has taken its toll on her.

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I ran down to Jumoke’s cubicle, as fast as I could. I knew she’d be very angry with me but a gossip will always forgive, just promise him/her your audience. She was making a call when I hit there, so I just sat at her spare seat.

“Hehen, what are you looking for now or you want to chase me from my cubicle too”. She snapped. I started to plead, telling her I was in a bad mood and that my family was not in a good situation, I had to come up with a lie.

After a long while of begging, she accepted my plea. She stood up, looked around to see if nobody was closing on us and to ensure everyone was working. As soon as she did that, She sat down and shifted her seat towards me.

“They say the reason Jola is nominating Stephanie is because He’s prolly dating her low key, remember, he awarded her staff of the month for two consecutive months and she didn’t even work up to me”.

I didn’t even listen as she went on and on, I had gotten what I wanted. Jola had been banging me for FREE, I thought we were more than Friends with Benefits, that we had something special. Stephanie didn’t even care a penny about him, and there he is, spoiling all of our plans for a Birch.

NO! He doesn’t think like a Politician, he can’t be a senator, he won’t even be a senator.

“Whitney, Are you even listening? ” She said snapping her fingers to get my attention.

I stood up, apologised and told her I had to work on the debt crisis news. I got into my office with thoughts of revenge. I had to inform Alhaji

To Be Continued at www.seegist.com.ng

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Met in 2014 November.
Dated for 11 months. All these while she was so homely and accommodating.
She would call to let me know about her movements even when I did not ask for.
She would apologize at any slight opportunity.
It was all rosy.
The parents kept calling and advising me not to let other ladies win me over.
They would visit or call my parents at every given opportunity and I felt “this is it”.
We got married almost a year later.
The first 2 weeks of the honeymoon was smooth until the 3rd week and bam! there was disagreement about money.
She stabbed me with a knife though the cut wasn’t too deep. It took me months to catch up with reality as the lady I was dating was a total different person.
That was the journey of misery and then it was nagging, disrespect and stuffs until I caught her on the phone telling her ex that she misses him and sh1ts.
I was devastated. This lady refused to apologize. She won’t even listen to me whenever I asked to have a heart to heart talk with her.
I had to involve her parents and it was by force before she apologized.
She got pregnant and 9 months later she was delivered of our first son.
2 weeks later, my attention was drawn to constant beeping on her phone and when I checked, my supposed wife was discussing with another of her ex about how tight and intact her vagina was cos she gave birth through CS. And the guy used to be jealous cos he enjoyed the sex they had as she was always tight and shits.
I was devastated. I drew her attention to it and she denied feigning ignorance. It was when I showed her screenshots that she accepted and asked me to forget about it, that what has happened has happened.
She would never say sorry. So called her elder brother and he begged me and begged her to apologize, still she won’t.
I reported to the mother. This didn’t help matters. The aunts numbering about 4 had to beg on her behalf.
I let it slide.
Things got worse and it came to a point where she would not cook. Even times when I return home from long journeys, I most times will have to go into the kitchen to sort myself.
Mum got sick and I asked that she come to us so that we can go to bigger hospital for proper check up and hell was let loose.
She stopped cooking and would only cook whenever she desires.
Time past and my life became almost miserable.
I would close from the office and won’t be able to go home. I would stroll into a beer parlour and while away time till maybe 10pm and would sneak out very early even before she wakes up.
Earlier in 2016, I had empowered her with 1.2 million to start a business and one dime I didn’t see as return on investment with her citing low patronage as the reason for the collapse of the business.
It was until the elder brother who was staying with us asked her for money and she refused that the dude disclosed that she made about 2.6 million from sales of items and services she rendered in the shop she denied making nothing from. She could not deny this fact but for my son I let it slide.
My wife would bring her female friend into the home and this lady even when she was engaged to a guy still go out to sleep with other guys.
I asked her to stop been friends with her and she blatantly refused. She would go ahead to invite the lady into my home and rain insults on me because I don’t want them together.
This final one was the calls she was making with her ex most times when I was away in the office.
I noticed and she couldn’t deny it. I later learnt that her cheat of a friend was the middle person that delivers messages to my wife whenever I was around.
I can’t take it anymore.
I don’t wanna die before my time.
I can’t eat in my house anymore as she threatened to poison me and nothing will happen. This was let out in a heat of a moment while we were exchanging words.
What’s the express way to divorce without complications?
NB: The dad has asked me to quit before I start to develop HBP.


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I got to my office, feeling distraught. I starknow and find out who their source was. The first three I called wouldn’t talk saying they promised the source some anonymity.

I Was about calling the last one when Jumoke walked in. Jumoke works in the logistics section, one of the office gossips we had. I liked her, she always had genuine stories, just like she filters her gossip before serving it to you.

“I heard Stephanie Okoli is leading the nominations for Chief Of Staff, and that Jola rooted for her”.

Normally, I would ask Jumoke questions and will be thrilled by the answers she will give, but Jola again, I was boiling.

“Please, Jumoke, I am busy, maybe we talk later, Shows yourself out”. I said, looking dead serious.

She gave me that “Na Jealousy go kill you” look and walked out of my office without saying anything. I wanted to know why Jola was acting this way and if he was planning something but I couldn’t call him. At least, not during office hours except it was something serious.

“Whitney Johnson, on the line, Press Secretary to Lagos State Governor office” I called the last press outlet contact I had, I persuaded the man on the other side, promising him I would give him an interview with the Governor about the debt scandal. It seemed to get to him as he said he would tell me, but it shouldn’t be traced back to him.

“Ok, I promise, just tell me thank you” I said

“Jola Edwards, The Chief Of Staff abi” The man said

My phone fell from my hands.

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The founder and general overseer of the Excellent Christian Ministry International, Prophet Ugochukwu Tochukwu Amaukwu, has released his 2019 Prophecies concerning Nigeria.

In the prophecies he forwarded to Akelicious on Monday night, Apostle Dr. Amaukwu predicted that the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, will head to court after the Presidential election.

He said the main opposition party will lose the election to the ruling All Progressives Congress, APC, and that the Nigerian movie industry will lose some of its stars to death.

In his ten prophecies about Nigeria, the cleric said,

“Political Saboteurs will be exposed.
“Pray against the return of sharia law.
“Political tension that will force retired militants back to base.
“Genocide on the increase.
“A preaching general will take a bow.

“A political giant will take a bow.
“Nollywood will mourn a few members.
“More banks to merge.
“Tanker explosions, fire outbreaks – Port Harcourt, Delta, Lagos, Ibadan.

“PDP disagree over presidential results- goes to court as ruling party retains power by all means.”


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I got to the office as fast as I could. I moved to Alhaji’s office to at least listen to the Blah,Blah,Blah he had to say. He was in the office with Jola And they were discussing something important when I went in,i could see in their reaction.

“Come Whitney, What’s your problem and why are you being so unprofessional, do you know how many applications I get per day for your job and yet you are here making a mess of yourself, I don’t know how your brain works but Jola here had decided we consider some replacements, I am going to give you a second chance ” Alhaji said.

Wait, Did I hear him right? Jola had asked for a replacement for me, What game was he playing?, I was very embarrassed, but the fact that it was just Jola in the room made it easier for me.

“I am Sorry, Governor Rauf, I wasn’t feeling so well yesterday ” I said. I referenced yesterday so he would at least go soft and thinking he had tired me after the long S£x.

“You are very stupid, , I am not feeling well this moment and I am at work, Jola, please talk to her, and how are you going to deal with this mess, I have to make a statement about the debt we owe China ” Alhaji said.

Baptism Of Fire is an understatement to what I was passing through now. I wanted to defend myself but I thought and saw it would do me no good, I was wrong.

“I am sorry sir,it won’t happen again and I will get to clarify the news about the debt crisis”. He (Alhaji) looked pacified and just nodded, using his hands To tell me to get out.

As I was about opening his door, thinking it was over, He said ; ” Don’t even think you ate going to be my Chief Of Staff when Jola goes out, I heard you wanted the Job, you can go out now”.

I thought I was banging this man.

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Davido’s Obsessed Fan, Who Tattooed Him On Her Chest Switches Camp? Begs Wizkid To Take Her To Lagos


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There are mixed stories about her end.
Popularly known as China Golden…(Oluchi)
Alleged to have a hand in the recent murder of some youths in Obudu.

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Halima was mad, I had never seen her in that state. I was also angry because that bastard tech or whatever his name was had the audacity to climb me. I never even thought of him touching my skin.

Halima had gone about telling mutual friends, that I seduced her boyfriend because I knew he was rich and I had to condescend that low to get him. True, Tech was rich, his father was one of the top associates at F.I.R.S and he was one of the top dudes to hang out with in Unilag.

I had on several intervals tried explaining to Halima, that I never planned it and that her stupid boyfriend should tell her the truth. She never listened maybe because we had that fight before the incident. We were not on talking terms for a long while.

Meanwhile, that bastard Tech, he was unrepentant and he wouldn’t still get off my neck. Funny thing is, Halima still wanted to date him. Gold digger, I thought. He sent me messages on my Facebook page since I wouldn’t give him my phone number. He would ask for my account number and tell me how good I was even while I was drunk. I was pissed, so pissed.

One fateful afternoon, After I had waited for the heavy rain to stop, I came out of Moremi hall, wanted to board a cab to my faculty. A car came at high speed and splashed the dirty rain water on my dress. Gosh, I was about to protest, but the car stopped and the car glass whined down. It was Halima.

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Yes, I accepted, I am going to a senator come the next election window”. I kissed him again and laid back on the bed. I would make a great Chief Of Staff and I was confident I was going to be top of the Governor’s list.

“Would you help convince the Governor for me, that I he considers me”, I asked, I wanted Jola to put in a good word for me, it would boost my chances. He looked at me, stood up to locate his clothes.

“I thought you knew how to convince Alhaji, or isn’t your mojo working again

” Lol, I laughed not because he was funny but just that I wanted him to consider it and arguing won’t serve any purpose. He dressed up so quickly, came near to me, kissed me and whispered ; “Trust me, I would try my best for you”.

I smiled, showing signs of approval, at least my day ended well. He went out of the room leaving me behind , I slept In the hotel room that night, I was too tired to go home.


The next day, I had just woken up with an headache, my phone was buzzing, it was Jola, he left about 10 missed calls, I picked his next call.

“Good Morning, Jola ” I said.

“Whitney, Get down to the office, Nominations for my replacements started this morning and then the news about the debt crisis got out, How come you aren’t in the office by this time”.

He ended the call. My headache vanished, I thought of how I would managed this, I got to the bathroom, I would have a long day today.





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One pretty young lady who is apparently on holidays has written on Facebook on how she missed sex badly and wanted to know when school is resuming.

The lady identified as Daisy Nelly from NairobIi, Kenya, shared a picture of herself on her profile and was not shy to open up to her friends on her sexual cravings.

She wrote:-

Oh my!!! I miss intercourse walai. When are we opening school. Dryspell ni real.



Use Just One Word To Describe Her!!

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