Teddybliss:
Saga saga saga

For loving someone's girlfriend like this

I donate my 50million voted to you

You deserve the #90 million

Team sagangs, welcome me

Only that they are not duely represented here on NL. You might wanna go get the welcoming you ask for from Twitter
and Facebook.
Abi Saga get campaign team on here ? Anyone ?

MamBi:
Awwwwwww, I am in love with Pere....

It is truly a good friend who sits with you during your times of turmoil....

Thank you Pere. Please comfort him...

If telling on your closest friend who trusted you (she somewhat did) in a confined space to others is also one of the crass attitudes which makes one a good friend , then I don't think you and I can be a good friend to those we hold close to us in this day and age.

' she gave me HANDwork (pun intended ) under the covers in the HOH lodge.

' she fingered herself while at it with the other hand '

' we did this. We did that. That girl , ehhn...She will consciously do, and then blame it on alcohol afterwards. '

Those and a few more were Pere's words on Maria to the other housmates. Whether they were true or not, do you throw your friend under the Dangote truck like that?

Maria unfollowed a " good friend " on Instagram. I wonder why...
Heck, I can even say he is just consoling saga to play to the gallery. Do you think in the real world a person like Pere won't tell saga to " man up joor " or, " You dey cry because your woman left you . Relax na small thing. She'll be back '
Those are what Pere can say. From his conversations on past experiences with ladies you'll know he isn't that soft type. But, he has to play along. Content must sha content viewers ( make us satisfied ( content))

A GOOD FRIEND. Sure, he is. Pere isn't self-centered. Nah...
No wonder the book of Proverbs said it... " Who can find one "
See how he was skipping and carefully guiding his words (he's lame excuses ) at the garden yesterday when calmly confronted about his utterances and insensitive mannerisms by the duo of Nini and Saga. You know a self-centered, concieted individual when you meet one. When you observe his body language and timings. Na Pere be that.

DownChelsea:


He watched Nengi sleep the normal way.

Nengi's own was more creepy. She actually woke up in the midnight to stare at him.

What did I just read??
Creepy Nengi

KAHBOOM:



What do u expect him to say before

If gel give am kiss,grab im dick,dey show an luv and green light..Him must say something good abt her to Ebuka
Abi u want make im to say shiz ugly and hiz not attracted to her

Person wey give queen level for that house when no one liked her was cross,,even the white money abandoned her at a point when she was always up for eviction, he tot she will leave,na when the cow know say she be strong contender im start to give her close marking.

The truth is that cross is just to " nicey "to a fault. He may not have meant that shii he said to Ebuka , but he will just say it, nonetheless to seem sweet and in touch with his feminine side. No be cross again?
He is just being Cross. Every housemate's favourite playboy. He knows queen is ambitious and goal-oriented that's why he now has a high affinity for her. From that day they both sat at the garden and she outlined all her plans and already established establishments, Cross saw a different side of her. He felt she was a strong contender at that point. He also felt he could work with her outside the house in certain projects that may come up.
Omo, Queen broke it all down for him. Told him even about her ex bf's and how she was always the virtuous wife in the mix, so-to-speak. Not being the one at fault ( what do you expect anyone on national TV to say) LoL

Cross just likes any thing that flashes in a skirt. Talk more of when the thing in the skirt now gives him complements and a bit of attention. He done koyo be that .
What you will be hearing is ;
' I go lovuu oooh '
Not that he really can live up to the words, though. It only takes another thing in a skirt to switch off his humanity and reset him back to regular ol Cross' settings.
It is well with him. He will settle down one day. People wey do pass am done dey house now with one lady they can't get tired of loving. So...

handelex:
Lmaoooo

Lol
I'm just saying...

Somtochukwu19:
When you want to read nonsense, just follow up on Uzomar or whatever his moniker is.

You will see another loosed yabaleft patient in him.

OMG, I swear, this is true.
How come I'm just seeing this today. Guy is kolomental. Trolled me to the point that I forgot my vocabulary due to him infecting me with balderdash syndrome, with him being the primary host.
How I descended that low that day is still a mystery to me. I just saw his moniker yesterday and sped past it scrolling. Didn't want to slow down to read what will make me question my sanity. I might be tempted to throw a jab at him if I did.

PrincessEstates:


Whitemoney is still lying down. Saga just went to the kitchen.

Thank you , ma'am.
Ah...! Saga...tsk-tsk.
He'll be fine. He should man up.
Tupac Shakur won't be proud of his doppleganger, though. I'm sure he watching this ish from somewhere.

maxwell530:
Whitemoney is not feeling too well, Queen went to wake him from bed so as to take medications.....





He just got to the kitchen now

Oh, dear...
Really, not feeling well? Wonder what could be up with him. WhiteMoney, sorry. Take heart.

Maybe he went for midnight meeting in his usual other realm with the colanut-eating elders. He seems spiritual. Always saying, ' it's not like I'm using a spirit, oh. I just know..'
Hmmn...sounds fishy
Man strikes me as one who operates on another existential plane. Especially when he is asleep.
Just saying..

safarigirl:


LOL

Once WhiteMoney wins this show, una go hear say he no gree join WhatsApp group chat.

At most, he will entertain these housemates for a couple of months, after which he will discard them all, except the ones he reckons can roll at the top level.

WhiteMoney no send any of these muh'fuckers, once dem reach outside, everybody go answer their papa name

With the bolded....You see why I like you..
You're smart like that.
But that's not to say that he will be a snub ,oh. If they reach out to him, he'll reciprocate the gesture. But I kind of agree with you that he no send any of them that much. At all. But he will maintain peace with them still.

Make una dey sama us updates about this Nini's task. What the housemates are saying and things like that...
Some of us aren't close to a TV set. What's WhiteMoney saying now , please? And Saga.

maxwell530:
I'm imagining the situation where Saga took voluntary exit so as to look for Nini outside the house

Epically classic! He has to "win" the money for Nini's sake. So he won't attempt that. If it's any consolation. At least...

But, you are not nice , though.

When I switched on the TV to see Brother Emma looking drained from worrying about Nini's disappearance and trying to find her like Nini Nimo, I knew that shit had hit the fan. I felt pity, then I also saw LiquorRose appear on the screen. ' Oh, there's two of them conducting the search' I said to myself.

Not until the other emotionless part of my brain told me that it was all just Emma and his HOH GF gaming viewers as usual. It told me that Brother Emma (who isn't a dummy type) obviously already knows that Nini was just busy running errands for the all-seeing Eye in the name of a secret task. Why the worry and panic ?
I was now nodding my head to what I was hearing. You're right.
Then, I checked my phone and see netizens going haywire about how WhiteMoney is cold-hearted, selfish, yada, yada...
' why is he sleeping '
' He should be looking for his daughter like Emma and Rose '
' I hate WhiteMoney now! ' Really?! ( very emotional South Africans, I tell you )

And I'm like? What.The.Actual.F#ck ?!
So he should not sleep abi? We all know the man loves his beauty sleep. Besides, being street-wise, man already knew that Nini must have been assigned a secret task. He knows she'll be back, whenever.

No be only daughter...Smh. WhiteMoney knows behind all the gimmicks and whatnot, nobody really has got his back in that house. So...
But I know WhiteMoney will still go ahead and pretend to be all worried and stuff this morning. Not that he doesn't care about Nini, oh, but he knows she didn't get into an emotional distress and voluntarily ran out of the house. Abeg WhiteMoney act along biko. Before they will say you are a wicked someborry.

See Emmanuel below looking tired and sleepy as heck. Who sent you that work, my dear? New meme loading...
See the power of a woman. Kai.

This one that topic's views done reach 800 and something, now, now...Less than two hours ago, no be 600 and something eyes shook for the matter? Night crawlers, I hail all of you...Or has this topic hit front page already? It's not that easy. Let me check...
Meanwhile, at photo...
Whenever you scribble out nonsense ( or do nonsense in whatever you do in your work) try your best to pull out some sense from within the nonsense (the wreckage) and work with that for a start. Be a master of twists and turns...Twist and turns
Good morning to someone out there. May your day be positive.

I did mention earlier that nature inspires most of the things we humans created. Designers look to animals, ornaments to craft out designs. Nature, you're the real MVP
Fish inspired heels. Check out that open mouth at the tip.

-The downpour outside right now (5:42 a.m )is just stimulating and caressing my mojo. Not that cascading type of rain.
-This, is just slightly above drizzling.
-If only I already had a wife But I got my phone, though.
- So I guess I'mma have to make do.
(Bars)

I once heard that whatever is worth doing is worth doing well.
Anyways, a women's flats and a handbag crafted by me. There's always different ways to spin it around into another look. One thing about fashion is that people actually often copy from other designers creations. Jus add your own twist to it. Don't be the " typical copycat " (different from other copycats) who lacks the zing to infuse his/her own little-little ideas into a what they are aiming to copy. Crack your brain. Think.... It's all inside you.

I donno.. sometime in 2018 when Yeezy boost 350 was still in vogue ( I guess ). Just scribbled down a quick sketch . Might help someone here know what to buy next...those who like urban street wears.
Oh, and I ended up not getting more than half the things I drew there...sure did get the polo Tee's, biker jogger pants, and one or two other items there.

Don't be afraid to express yourself. You have been told to be fruitful and multiply. It was an order, an instruction....Well, I don't take it as though it was just a suggestion. More like an instruction.
Remember, He (God) is " intentional "

But what are we without him.. truly. We are nothing. Abba Father, forgive me and lead me aright.

Na dem...
This is what most of them do in that Fashion industry. Hollywood glitz and glamour, they want to go far in the chosen career and need to kiss the bell of some elite homosexuals who have the connections needed and the funding, more importantly.
Tom Ford doesn't fit into that profile above ,but this happens (or has) for alot more of other designers. Heck, who knows if that not how he started out too , back in his early years.

I mean, like, why are 90 percent of the talented , famously leading brands owned, or managed by gay men and women ? Nawa oh. Is it a prerequisite? By who? What entities? The globalist elite ? I'm sure not going to bow down to that narrative. DG brothers, Balmain's Oliver Rustein, late Alexander McQueen, Tom Ford, Adidas's Jeremy Scot. The list goes on and on.

God help me. I'm determined and destined for that global spot. They should not bring that foolishness to my side.
See face and hair like mad scientist with vampire tendencies. Wicked people. Na their type they meet for Bohemian Groove dey dance naked , while chanting some incantation to moloch the owl diety. We sabi Dem.
tueh *spits *

...
Shop and drive off... That's the vibe

Gaga inspired

There's a bit of exaggeration in it. The length.
We can always alter things as we see fit. Practicality is the uttermost desire. Let it be doable/feasible and wearable.

It looks like an elongated female face. That was also kind of the inspiration behind it. And a rhino's horn too.
That's what fashion and automobile design is about. They get their inspiration from nature.
Especially cars. Look well at most of the cars you lust after ( Benz(felines/wildcats), bmw (snakes), Maserati(fishes and snakes) , VW-Beetle (bugs) etc) they are from certain carefully chosen animal looks which are then manipulated into styles and designs that don't easily give out clues to those who are not observant in spotting these carefully blended-in details.
Nature inspires man. Not the other way around. We copied a lot from nature. Even clothes (mermaid tail skirts, blowses) flowers dresses, etc..

Rock SEF , drive SEF...
I am still undecided as to which headlamps I should choose
Left or right...I think I'll go with right. It's unique. Left kind of makes the car look similar to a R.Royce

What is fashion without the complimenting lifestyle to go with it.
Nothing is off the table when it comes to my plans.
Some random furniture sketches...

We are coming in with an all-around lifestyle package. Cars, luggage, bags, clothes, etc...
With fine craftsmanship and finishing.
We want to give some of the renowned brands a run for their money in some departments. Do they have two heads and you one?

When you shop at SEF you can check out our array of products. Shop with us, get into your car (SEF Auto) and drive to your hotel suite all made by us.
Na one by one...Lines will definitely fall into nice places for us. If you believe it shout a big Amen!

Awwwn...I did this sometime when I was still in school...school had vacated if my memory serves me right
I think I went shopping that day and when I got back home I just felt like drawing some of the things my eyes caught whilst roaming around.
Quite long ago..see how the paper has dog ears and is also torn.
Now Singing, " Memories " by Mary J Blige

Anyway, peep at the guy trying to select a footwear by that window beside the Louis Vuitton store.

Some old randoms...

Yeah...had to cover the name on that building. It's not time for unveiling yet.
You might even know it now in real life, though it's still a startup. But I like my privacy to an extent. Even if I was Sir. Amancio Ortega of Zara...You no go even see me .. na my wears you go dey see. The world is a very terrible place, Olorun.
@ Photo :
High-end stores and hotels downtown. My own store dey there too... #Selflove
Better love and hype your own self , oh. Nobody else will. Generation of vipers, LMAO... This country has taught us alot.

Wedge shoe
Different colours and fabrics

For those regular premium clientele of our brand (we consider them as family ) We would have a weekly hosting for them at our exclusive rooftop restaurant as a gesture of our appreciation , and to further market our brand to their friends. We'll issue membership cards with personal ID's and codes. You must be strategic in running a brand. They are plenty of them already.
So we would have features like open mic nights, drama plays, comedy performances, cosplay, amidst fine wining and dining. Once in a while, invite some notable singers to come serenade the guests. This all takes place at night. So it's a night-themed affair. No kids under the age of 18 will be allowed in. Leave your kids at home and come and enjoy yourself with your friends and business associates. We need all y'all patronages, mbok.
Oh, meals are free , by the way. Don Periogne, Ace of spades champagne, Ciroc diced pineapples , sparkling water, freshly pressed juices and wines are all on the house, but you will be additionally billed if you exceed your stipulated ration. Don't come and put me out of business, mbok.
SEF Collections : You came, we served! (Abeg no one should steal this motto biko) I said pls.

58 tables in total. Stewards and waiters on standby. Bouncers on guard just incase. Security is also stationed on the ground floor. Serene environment. You can get drunk and pass out. We'll happily clean your slimy mess up like the baby that you are. Then take you into one of our decently furnished suites and when you wake up by noon with or without a hangover, our staff would present you your billing for using our rooms. Who asked you to drink to stupor?
Moderation is key on the restaurant grounds. Because the champagne won't stop flowing. It's on standby, but beware....

Horlami247:



Orange sir!

I tire oh...
Maybe it's a strictly LGBT jailhouse he was implying .
Who knows...

Don't worry, at SEF if and when you are caught shoplifting , we no dey naked person and beat am. No.
Come-on nau...that's not classy. We would still hold respect for your body even if you didn't respect our rules.
Management will simply just take nice pictures of you and upload them all to our social media platforms with your name and crime. Shikenan!
Then you will be barred from shopping at any of our outlets worldwide for one year. When you return, you would have been repentant. Daz it.

" Issa simple sturvz " in the voice of falz the bahd guy. No need for unecessary flogging and nudity.
Got to go...when I'm back I'll do some more postings. Have a blessed day all.

The House Of SEF
SEF Collections ( of course, not the name to be eventually used )
Only for Nairaland waka waka
You won't even know it's me in real life by the time the empire is built. Got to keep myself anonymous till then.

First photo...
So when you as a customer come in to shop any of our collections, we'll entertain you with soft music, champagne, wine, confectionery and so on, in a grande lobby, lounge...
Make sure your pockets are deep , oh.
Ehen...because we don't haggle (price) items here ohhh.
That Versace rug will definitely not be there. Na ment?
My own logo will feature hehe.
The KU you see inscribed on the pillar is an initial representing my Dad and mum's names. The first letters of their first names - Kola and U( have to keep this anonymous to prevent being identified in anyway)

I remember doing this sometime back. Awwn
I was imagining what a corridor of my warehouse would possibly look like . We have an ironing area for straightening out wears . Other specifications too.