Amakababe:
He looks fuçk-able

I'll tell you the truth most people won't tell you here, you're a W#0®€.

HonSuQMaDIQ:
Wife nude pics ... juvenile senseless perverts parents raising hardened cultists and mindless thots. Kudos to SARS for bursting you MISFITS.

What if you misplace your phone and some psychos decide to post those nude pics on Internet for fun? Nwokem, just amend your ways biiiko.

a is it only in Nigeria that these type of people waste oxygen? omfg this one has "brain".

Wiinnd:
During that time when someone wakes u, do you think you will wake or still be there looking at yourself?? Just been curious though!

I don't thin so because its kinda like you're out of your body and physical jerking won't bring you back unless you walk back into your body.

Immorttal:
you just had astral projection, it happens to 90% of people in their entire lifetime only about 20% recollect the experience. Its normal though except that people use the medium to hurt others.

How? I heard it can be used to do good things. Well I was scared and a part of me want to venture into it and the other parr is scared of the unknown because the thing be like when person de die or something.

emmyid:

Are serious about this story?

It happened to me.

emmyid:

Are serious about this story?

It happened to me.

locust:


Astral travels really occur?

Yes, I researched about it and guess I haven't trained myself on how to move around and do whatever I like but its real all I know is I have never been that scared all my life.

Wiinnd:
Isn't that what they call sleep paralysis??

Believe me when I tell you this is totally different from sleep paralysis. I've experience sleep paralysis at least 3 times in my life but this was different you will not understand until you experience such then you will know that this universe got so much things going on that we don't even know 10% of it. sleep paralysis you'd be struggling to wake up but this astral shiit you will walk or elevate out of your body, you will stand on a corner or whatever and can see your body, cloth, the position you're laying down and stuff. The out of body experience, you'd be scared AF you will be so white, the you that walked out of your body will be white, every part of you and you will be conscious of what is happening. Infavt you won't understand it, I didn't until it happened to me.

Stole our shiiit and now its hard to give it back.

IamD18:
TWO QUICK THOUGHTS.

First; Your friends are jealous of you because you met a rich lady who was plain and straightforward enough to fvck you on the first date without forming and pretending. FACT!

>If she's cheap, you are cheaper: A lady financially transported you from Lagos state to Rivers state just to count census on your preeeq, you node shame?


She paid for your flight, lodged you in a hotel, took care of you on her bills, she didn't even sleep there with you but had to come the next day to visit you probably because she couldn't stoop so low and your friends had the guts to tag her cheap.

Bruv,be sincere, between you and the lady, who's cheap?

The guy is a very useless fool, some guys are kids in old body. Such lady is so admirable and confident not all these bitchy ones with rules because they're insecure, found such lady with no insecurity and this is his reasons. That dude is a bitttch in male form.
Personally if I meet a girl that doesn't let the relationship flow naturally I'm off, no time to play games of let me keep my pussi to see if he will be with me.

Psychodavidovic:
I spend about 3k for 15GB on 9mobile

If you know, you know.

How do you do that? I spend between 8-13k on data monthly or more lately more than 15k because mtn recently started zapping data about a month ago

Seems like she was listening to Airforce1's you're such a diva eeeeeh hahahahahaha lol

He's a rapper and the murder case won't be solved because cops like to see more rappers die and don't care about the shooter. The murder you easily get away with in America is killing rappers.

Even the devil will reject this man. How can a human being hurt a baby? you can be a beast but a baby is supposed to calm you no matter what. Its almost unbelievable for me. Kill that thing please.

He's your ex so why are you angry? You need counselling.

drnoel:


The situation around the action. The topic is correct and I agree with u. But a matured individual would have handled it differently and have constructed his words also differently.
Ur comments exposed d immaturity.
Not everything is black and white. Some things are in colour and women are one of those things, that's why they deserve our respect.

So Einstein, for the fact that an individual happens to be a women they automatically DESERVES respect from men? and men should also deserve respect for being male? What a genius. The funny thing is that most people that tag other immature and whatnot are describing themselves 90% of the time.

MissJoy29:

I don't know about other women but this is me. Reason why I find it extremely difficult to ask people(guys especially) for anything.

And I detest that part of me.

My sweetie believe me or not you don't like rejection that's why you also choose not to even ask at all, you decided not to even have any percentage of risk of getting a No a.k.a rejection because you can't handle it and since you don't want to feel the pain of rejection. For you to decide not to do so I believe there mist have been a situation that a male figure rejected your advances or request and you felt very bad and vowed to not ask for anything from guys (especially). Well its not something to be upset about it's just a No.

drnoel:


This statement is false on all counts. U talk like that cos u still think immature and unprepared to settle down.
Believe me once u are very comfortable and ready to settle down. U will beat another drum and sing another tune
Poverty is the only thing that make men think and speak like u

Poverty? lol hahahahahaha OK well its the average mindset of silly Nigerians. :-) Move on.

nonsovich:

abeg which beer u dey drink?.. Lemme send one crate!

Hahahahahahhaa my boss anyone you send give me I go drink am happily.

daviesblaze:

Lol, well said bro.

time spent with a woman is NOT an investment. There is no return to be had, no future payout. The relationship WILL end, sooner or later, have your life in order so that it doesn't matter.

She's not yours, it's just your turn, and she'll let you know when your turn is over: "I'm not in the mood" / "I'm not your LovePeddler" / "I don't like oral anymore".

Time spent with a woman is not an investment, wow that's deep. I'd say time spent with most females is not an investment.

daviesblaze:


My Problem, not you business.

your Bullcrap, your problem

you guys need to realize that a woman is not worth wasting your time on. if you start observing some shenanigans, cut the crap right away

The thing is that men should learn never to argue with women unless its for fun or to rile them up and make then entertain you with their drama because at the end of the day brothers once you got money you can make her to do what you want the only difference is how much are you putting on the table, how much is your worth once they realize this they shut up and act like a tamed .......... That's a fact, tested and comfirmed, money rules their world and with money you can control them.

RadicallyBlunt:
Op my colleague, u did well biko. When a woman likes you, u gotta fucck her very well cus things can turn upside down later.

My greatest regret in ever dating a girl was when she told me that she and Jesus had agreement dat she will no have sex till marriage. Mumu-me sef dey happy say I don see wife, I concurred. As things went on she couldn't bear the emotions, she was all over me. I had to be d one to stay strong and not have sex with her, she then suddenly woke up one day and said I made her look cheap and she broke up.

I swear I felt like cutting off her head. Since dat time I don vow whether she's a wife material or not, I will never waste any precious opportunity again in my life. All pusssies are to be slammed.

Keep slamming my bro, keep slamming :-). Yes women don't know how to handle rejection, if only I haven't deleted the WhatsApp messages from one girl that I was dating last year and had to give her the red card when she started squeezing me for marriage, Biiitch we just got to know each other a month ago and you're talking marriage?! are you crazy? this girl went to the kitchen and grabbed my kitchen knife that she will stab herself I just went and took my phone and started recording her and cleared my self in the video saying I'm innocent she's talking about marriage and I'm interested and she went to my kitchen and as you can see in this video she's threatening to kill herself with my kitchen knife right now I'm scared to approach her because she's suicidal. I walked to my sitting room. No be person tell her make she drop the knife, follow me come for sitting room de ask me so I don't like her I was just using her. Girl we were fxxking you brought your pusi and I brought my dk to the deal so what's with the who's using who? bro the drama long I just cut it short. These girl finally left and after two hours or do messages started blaring up my phone with all different kinds of words which I found very entertaining and funny, she was really funny. Meanwhile this was a girl my brother's gf was telling me to marry that she sees how she treats me and how she's all over me and I told her relax make we de observe. she couldn't believe the scene when I told her what her precious Prisca did so I called the girl and the rants continued it was only then she believed me hahahahaha. Up till date when I want to have fun I'll just call her and put it on loud speaker while my friends and I laugh our azzes off but I warn them not to laugh to her hearing.
Women don't know how to handle rejection and that's a FACT.
That's why they can never ask you for something directly, for example if a girl wants you to take her to some place she will first ask ;
Are you going somewhere or will you be busy by so time/day? before the hit you with the real question they want.
which is I want you to extort me or take or whatever to so so place. She wants to ensure you won't reject her offer that's why she asked the first question.

If women can handle rejection they will be asking questions straight up instead follow up questions or request before their original question.

If they didn't ask what will you be doing by then they stand the reisk of getting a NO (rejection) and they can't handle it.

judeclaracuzio:
Send an email and message to thier Facebook you will get your money back or go to the state HQ visit the PCRRU unit show them the evidence of pay they will refund your money FYI go with your lawyer

Thanks a lot bro, please create a thread for this and post this picture. It will be very helpful ( if they really act like the portrayed in picture).

SkinnyNigga:
Your daily limit for ATM na 15Ok. Who you dey try wash

You can get it extended BTW.

gulfer:
So the ATM dispensed 400K

Give it a try and you'd be surprised? I was surprised that night too but its one of the things I learned that night and also your daily withdrawal limits.

HoodBillionaire:
next time
talk mature
nor follow them argue
dem go fear.
u forbjust give them free 10k or 5k
talk street to them
dem go free u
nor dey argue with sars
dem fit waste u

Bro as an innocent citizen I be wan exercise my Rights and felt like since I have not committed any crime that I don't have to pay a dime but them show me say they're above the law and can rob anyone they feel like once you're not a force member. Fvk naija. I tire

collins1895:

Some youth make them self a target wit their appearance(dreadlocks, torn jeans,coloured hair)....dress decent,if possible Tuck in....

I believe you have "simple" brain and easily programmed. So Nigeria or SARS have taught you that its a crime to dress in torn jeans, coloured hairstyle, dreadlocks or whatnot? smdh you see? well let me help you. In a sane world its not a crime to wear those things? When you get exposure you will learn that. its not a crime at all my dear one, its just fashion. I hope you understand fashion is not a crime too. This country is really fvcking the mindset of its youths so much that their ability to think is messed up, so sad.

andyanders:
You can still contact their public complaint office if you know the station they took you to. If you can recognize any of them or even the lady. Print out the transaction report of the 400k you withdrew,as it will show the odd hrs of the withdrawals. Nobody should blame you on ID card issue. These guys are the REAL kidnappers. In fact, SARS officers are more deadly than EVANS. They are Official Armed Robbers and organized crime syndicate. Thank God you used wisdom to get your freedom from them. You can still make a case with them. You should have composed yourself after giving them the money and collect any one of them phone no.

I'll think about that when I get free time from work sha. Bro I was angry and so tired I just wanted to get home. 7-12:36pm of this and that no b beans bro I was exhausted.

Kingpee2:
How much you pay ?

They robbed me 400K.

gonkin:
An identity card would have eased the pressure. Cuz from your post i also couldnt get a statement of what u do for a living.

Sars are really annoying but if you can identify and defend yourself you would have the upper hand. You know your rights. I was driving too they stopped me and asked for papers. I did.
Then asked the same question like what i do for a living. I showed them the identity card i have for my dad's company,i also have a work identity card for a firm i occasionally work for but kept that aside. That was it. I went freely.
I really hope i never run into the mad set.

I showed I.d and whatnot nigga let me tell you, you only think this because you haven't encounter then pray you don't because I'm sire if you do you will realize that your I.d card don't mean shit. what they want is ur money and nothing else and the will bully, threaten, shoot, cut and do anything possible to squeeze money out of you. I had same thoughts you have now and after I've had an encounter I now understand what their purpose is, to extort by any means necessary. So please don't type that identity card here again. Upper hand? OK Make I just leave you sha.
I have encountered them once and they asked me same questions and gave me back my papers too but that day was in the afternoon, pray you don't run into them at night when they're ready to rob by all means.

I apologize for the typos.
They were rough handling these guys like only one that was present there will understand that this people are animals but I was angry about the whole situation and believe me I pray that no one meet these fools. I curse our politicians everyday, sometimes when I hop here to read and I see all these bigotry and tribalism it drives me crazy how people can be so stupid. How the fvck do you hate a person just because of their tribe? If you see a crime topic the next thing is;
"I know then, Afonja, cone head, these, that it infuriates me so much. How can a group of people be this stuppidd?!?!! up till this moment it makes me sad that my country is filled with stuppidd people, uneducated and educated illiterates " that's why this nation can't move forward and they people can't stand together against such thing as SARS and make the government do something and hold the government responsible because we're too busy with useless and inconsequential things.
Back to my matter.
So they continued to make threats and rough handling those guys, they said one was into kidnapping because they saw a text in his phone where someone typed don't tell them anything. The other one they're accusing him of being a yahoo boy while my matter dem say I be yahoo boy and head of a cult group, chai I don suffer for this naija.
So they undressed one of the guys and pushed him to where I guess there jail is and the boss has been telling them to do same to me na so them de try hold me and I de try hold their hands bro I just gave up because I no wan sleep there oooo.
meanwhile my friends, well theyre acquaintance I believe de counter and couldn't do shit and their phones have been collected too.
I forgot to mentioned when they were requesting for my key, MY BENZ KEY?!?! I no give them that one we drag am.
So I just calculated the whole situation and understood that the best thing for me is to try and get myself out of here because I can't sleep here and these people can take my car key and plant whatever in there( which was why I vehemently refused to give them my key) and the case will continue or turn into another thing. So the other one asked the one shouting to go first and then continued to tell me to settle them, one was mentioning 5Million ( I was just wondering how are they mentioning such ridiculous amount because they saw Mercedes?) this fool was telling me that I should just give them 1million that I know I pass that amount. I was so mad because I was hearing things that was making my brain boil and I was weak and couldn't make any call or do anything! I couldn't do anything at that point!!!!! that was what made me angry most. I just told him see I'll gibe you guys 30k na there him mad come de holla him own day e be like I like case say dem go show me case ooo say I go sleep here ( na that one I no wan experience, sleeping in jail? no no no). chai I suffer for nothing oooooooo and na like 11pm like this ooo that night, person wan go flex then enter this one. I just told him 50k bro this fool have seen or was told my account balance by the one that was searching through my phones, meanwhile they saw pictures of the contracts I executed at different places and know that I'm a legit person but just want to rob me, I realized that SARS are LICENSED ARMED ROBBERS.
Brothers finally it settled at 400K for me and my acquaintance them, I reason how I go carry guys comot go sleep for jail from Friday - Saturday-Sunday then Monday? Nobody go know our whereabouts as I never believed any human being can cut my contact to the outside world ooo until that night and I've heard gory stories of how they shoot people and collect their belongings money and all The 400K pain me wella, I tell am OK make I transfer from my account to their account he said no that we can go to the ATM. He collected pistol from the oga and whispered in his ears and they took me to the ATM I just de withdraw money. for the first time the ATM money counting sound was so unpleasant to me, something that I used to love. I called one of them to come and see that he should come and help me and hold the money that I was withdrawing so that the ATM camera can get him but he said no that I can come and give it to him.
The took me to an access bank ATM where no one de self, no bank security these people have mastered their criminal act. Na so I pull my money d wish ATM go stop de give me money and swallow my card make dem gree for transfer but I'm tired and all I want was to go home and sleep/rest. Na so these criminals took my 400k.
The thing pain me but I just wanted to go home, drink cold water and go to bed.
They entered my car and we drove back to the station then while approaching their crime boss office, that one asked the other one to get rid of the guy that was in the office and it was him, the lady and the one that sat beside me in the car. That one whispered to him again and he started shouting that am not ready and went on and on and I looked him straight in the eyes and told him that I just want to get the FVCK out of here. He didn't say much he just smiled and said that he likes me I wish thunder should have stroke him immediately and they started acting friendly immediately they got the cash and telling me that they had always wanted to comply with me but I was making things hard and went on and on and wanted to start getting close and familiar I just told him to give me my papers, my phones and all our belongings and he said sure sure and told the girl to get all my thing immediately and I just took the phones and my acquaintance phones and my papers he was even telling me to check the paper to see if its mine so that I won't make a mistake. I asked about the other guys, two were outside his office and I know they must be innocent too and I asked him to release them too that they know they are innocent but he said how did I know that did I conduct any investigation? e wan enter another thing I just took my papers from them and walked out and they were walking with me and called my friends to come out when we were passing the counter and they joined me I just enter my car and drove home. Didn't feel like talking, was tired and when I got home I just sat on the sofa while drinking and thinking WTF just happened? Couldn't sleep for a while until about 1-2am.
SARS are worst than armed robbers believe me and when I see or hear news of any of them dead, I feel happy.
This country is useless and the government doesn't give a fvck about any citizen.
God help us.

Now I advice friends to stay indoors at night, drive home and buy whatever you need along and forget night out until the useless government decide to do something which I doubt.
What kind of life is this where you're now afraid of leaving home and enjoying the night life or going about your business? fvck this country.