dre11:
She allowed emotion to becloud her sense of judgment.....




Am sure if those girls are still alive
They would be found with the progress the military are making in the simbasi forest
Everyday we keep hearing of girls and women being rescure and am sure theirs won't be a forgotten issue

Sambisa not simbasi

stolenstone:
How much is Obama's official car, the beast??

The Beast costs $400, 000. I will be disappointed if you try to compare the president of the USA, aka the world police with so many sophisticated enemies to a Governor of a poor state. Besides, the level of armory and sophistication in the Beast is far more superior than normal cars like the ones in question. Let's call a spade a spade.

Many of the so-called web designers in Nigeria today are there cos of the money not the passion. I'm sure most Nigerians web designers can't code from scratch, hence the need for WYSIWYG editor. If you wanna learn web design, please start from a basic understanding of HTML, CSS and go further with JavaScript and PHP. With these knowledge, you will be equip to build a WordPress of your own if you desire. Using CMS make you a lazy designer/developer except you have so many projects at hand.

torkaka:
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https://www.facebook.com/hajiamujahidatdaba.dokuboasari

See as she be like her husband....shepopotamous oshi!

dickrider:
[size=18pt]I HATE NL BECOS TOO MANY SEX STARVED IDDIOTS ARE HERE TO FRUSTRATE LADIES [/size]

Why wouldn't they frustrate you especially when your username is "dickrider"?

Wait a second...is that really you in the pix? Abeg let's make arrangement on how you can ride my own dick. I swear the experience will be smoother than anything you have ever rided

silverdam:
Dear Tecno Mobile,

I'm writing this letter with excessive sweating all over my body, which implies i'm unhappy. I'm a big fan of Tecno Products, i admire their brand, for the fact that it's not longer referred to as "Chinko". I remember how i feel in love with Tecno products, it was in my final year in school, i was still managing my Blackberry Bold 2, my female friend brought her Tecno Phantom, i fell in love with the phone, it was fabulous, i was jealous of her cos it was her sugar daddy that actually bought the phone for her, i don't have sugar daddy cos i'm a boy and i don't have the luxury to buy such an expensive phone. Ever since that day i began to google Tecno products, i was delighted i did, that was how i found out about Tecno Phantom Pad Mini, it was love at first sight. After reading the full specifications, i fell deeper in love with it but no money to buy it, the price tag was N35,000, where do i want to get that?

So i started saving up also hoping that the price would have been reduced before i gather the money together. It wasn't easy at all, i would have to save upto 60% of my feeding allowance all because of Tecno Phantom Pad Mini. I was so obsessed with it, to the extent that i saved the image on my phone. After 3 months of depriving myself of good food, good clothes and clubbing, i was able to raise N30,000. I had to sell my blackberry to make it complete, luckily for me the price of the phone was reduced to exact amount. I was so happy to have raised the money, cos the journey wasn't easy, it wasn't easy at all ooo.

Finally, finally, i bought the phone, i was so happy, i was on top of the world, even though there was no money for subscription, i was still happy. I made some of my friends and hostel mates jealous, i earned little respect from haters, i had pride, i don't allow anybody to touch my phone anyhow. I was so crazy in love with my phone, i was always flaunting it in lecture room, come and see beefing. Selfies nko? I became a selfie freak, taking selfies everyday, even in the toilet.

I enjoyed blogging with the phone, i'm a blogger and blogging has never been that easy for me like that, i had to abandon my laptop for my phone, writing of stories became so easy and interesting for me, i don't need laptop to write fiction & non-fiction stories and publish them on my blog, everything was done on my Tecno Phantom Pad Mini. I became so attached to my phone.

8 months later, i was in the toilet reading some articles on my phone for a job interview i'm suppose to attend the following day. I just don't know what came over me, i was so careless and my beloved phone fell into a bucket of water. I screamed, i cried, forget about big boys don't cry, seriously i cried like a christmas goat. I was restless, i couldn't sleep, my mum blamed me, i was just crying. The next day i took it to an engineer, i got a bad news, i was told the phone was beyond repair. I cried, did you know why i cried? I cried because i starved myself to buy the phone, i cried because my haters will mock me and i also cried because of my blogging and stories saved on my phone, everything were all gone. I took the phone to 3 different engineers, i was told the same bad news.

I missed my Tecno Phantom Pad Mini, i don't have the luxury to buy the phone presently cos i'm just a fresh graduate, unemployed and no more allowances. Tecno Mobile, i write to you to please help my situation, i'm frustrated already, i am already attached to my Tecno Phone, i missed selfie, BBM, Instagram and every other beauty that comes with the phone. Portable blogging has been difficult for me, writing of stories is not interesting anymore. I missed my TECNO PHONE. Tecno Mobile please come to my aid and assist me, na beg i dey beg.


Tosin Silverdam

OP na was 4 u oooo....if it took u 3months and the sale of ur Bold2 to save up 30k to buy a phone, I wonder how long it will take you to save for an IPhone. This shouldn't make FP in the first place. This post reels of immaturity, obsessiveness and ignorance; there's is nothing to learn here. It amazes me how a young dude like u can go this length to save for an item that can get lost or stolen anytime. I bet if u channel this passion and tenacity towards investment, you will be far ahead than this.

bright007:
shoro niyen?

I wonder when you will stop this nonsense. Mumu pikin!

ojnnaco:
its only in south west dat u see such

Must u bring tribe into this you fucking tribalist?

Aitee1:


And what's the difference between PDP and APC

Name one saint in APC

Of course there is no known saint in APC as well as the world all over. But know that it takes no saint to realise the importance of working effectively in giving the much needed dividends of democracy.

Codedrunscom:


dont be silly

You asked a simple question and I gave u a simple answer. Or wouldn't u like to hookup with the holy spirit?

gofyourself:
naija girls are shy :DDDD over 30

30 for u? If true, I must commend ur courage

tohpahz:


na occupation

Meself shock ooo....

mizkeleke:

Lol

U look beautiful

The reason why many many naija guys ain't "so" romantic is because of the hypocritical attitude of most naija babes. It's funny how girls form virgin Mary the mother of God when guys reachout to them even when it is obvious that they want the same thing. Realistically speaking, if you form Mr Nice guy to most naija babes, boobi sef u no go see talkless of bleeping kitten. Imagine this babe who visited me after so much convincing. 30mins on, she said she would soon be on her way and probably show up some oda time. Omo na him I get on top d mata oo make kitten wey I don dey pray and fast for no just show and disappear like that ooo. Funny enof, the chick wanted the same tin I wanted but was busy forming. I asked her afterward y she hesitated at first, she told me it's ladies' tin.

Brandnew2:
Lol!

A girl once told me I was boring. As an undergrad, I really didn't get it. She still open book dey teach me about female anatomy. guy still no take action. Na so the girl just leave me there o!.

She was a medical student by the way.


That was then sha!

Bro that is what the economists call opportunity cost. These days wey men dey bleep gals when carry bible tie gele cover ear, na him no fit mamah d one wey dey lecture u abt kitten Hian u fuccked up so much o!

mizkeleke:
2 and a half men

Like seriously?! 2.5? Won't be proud to occupy the 0.5 spot

Bigcake:
That is bullshiit, why not stick to a partner and build ur relationship to the admiration of every body... I really hate break ups and multiple dating. Not even to talk of cheating. Though we are not perfect, i believe we can still work it out.

Thanks sir! You nailed it!

2dice:

and na dem sabi pass
if dey freestyle for yur Mic aaah swear if dem angels blow trumphet U no go gree evaporate

When you hear naija girls talk sometimes, especially when online, you will be forced to question your understanding of naija babes you get to meet in real life. These babes ain't loyal to us

SmartFaces:



Like seriously, you are not serious, you are funny and i don't envy you. How on earth do you think any naija person can give a truthful answer to your curious question? If you asked this same question abroad, i sure trust you will be given truthful answers... but in naija, sure NO.

You dey sound as if the thing no dey sweet you. Brother Sharmeenator! But for me, i can't say?

All the same, i wish you the very best in your findings. Laughing out very loud. LOVL!!!

Madam SmartFace, the thing dey sweet me no be small ooo...seeing is believing sha. E sweet me pass honey sef. I know due to the conservative nature of we Africans, getting the real figure can be really difficult especially from you ladies. But I have been able to gather some info here and I believe this will help if I decided later in the nearest future to come up with my own survey on the subject in question.
Thanks for your contribution madam and for the record, e dey sweet me die and will love to get the figure in private if not here in the public

Midehi:
3 & this will be the last dickk grabing

Hahaha ....I pray so on your behalf

immortalvoices:
So you expect the ladies to reply you truthfully...

In other for you to address them here on NL as disgusting



As for me it's 3 females

And I regretted it because truth be told it's ain't just right until after wedding (marriage)

On a more serious note bro, I see no reason why you should regret what you both enjoyed and consented to. Sex is fun especially when done in the right manner and with right person irrespective of the position of various religious books and varied cultures

Annypie:
Hmmm.....and d ladies are still counting. .

Na Jega sprit dey worry them

codernoni:
if not that am now a man of god i shuld be nearly around 30 now.
tankGod am saved.
Jesus christ neva had sex.

Thank God for your life bro! But there is no place in the bible where it was written that Jesus never had sex. Christian folks correct me if I'm wrong

ahsekeena:
Lol..let the lies pour in

Naija and pretence sha...not so good what is your answer to the question? No fal ma hand oooo

Damitism:
It is not good to kill people with laugh!!!

Don't mind the badt guy joor

Equado:
Ok, 5 different girls bt total number of times should be up to @least 75

Not number of times but number of chicks

OkeEsibe:
hmmm lemmee tink

2 slim girls - 3some
4 busty girls - 4some

altogeda 6 buh neva slept wif dem

toasted dem nd broke up afta 3weeks

Hahahahhaha

2dice:
The kind thread the ladies answer with NONE or Bookspace..
So who dem Boys are straffing??

Meself dey wonder ooo Naija babes, always in denial since 1800

godsamist:
Your type fit ritual well well,even wey it happen,God no go look back or feel say thing like u waste because you don loss your purpose on earth

Haba! Take it easy on him now. He only asked an innocent question which I believe many men can't answer. Help him out if you know joor

falconey:
uncountable. I can't remember I only remember the last time.

Judging by the answers pouring in, I think Nigerian men outplayed the Americans despite the later being a more liberal society. What do you think is the ideal number one must bed in search of the special one?

jmoore:
Zero

Original Tear rubber.

If ah hear