I keep to tells you people to stopped Killing English here on Nairaland and went for finding a work to do.
Ha Ha!! Doesnt you got tired??

toyinrayo:

LMAO. .

@post
tommysexy, kilon happen na? i will go online yesterday. . . i still not find found you. where you go na?

Why was you looked for Tommyex when you knews you does not found him online?Anyway,Tommyex were come back online after a parties.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-87173.0.html
Now this got me cracking

Fresh Prince of Bel Air-MilleniumYou must be outdated man.

Mustay:

which one b that?

Its a new comedy series that airs every SUnday by 8:00PM on STV.
I admit its cool cos I try NOT to miss it every week.

@Tommyex
The goodest place for hearing for good spoking english is on News when the reporters are interviewed people.
@Nella
Where was u being all this while?I was searched for you all over nairaland.
@Everybody
You all doesnt had work.If not you will not be came here to kill english that was not die since all this days

You people has makes me to started spoking bad english.
I can not even typed a mail correctly anymore.
I was wenting to tell Oga to locked the thread.

@Sweetberry
Soz about everythang but you started it.I wasnt trying to feel superior or anything but You called me "Confused" when I was just trying to point out that you listed TV Series as SITCOMs.
Anywayz I hope the dust has settled at your end?Lets get back to the Topic at hand.
@Poster
Why hasnt anybody(Except me) mentioned Growing pains?Am I the only one in love with it?
Also I love Cheers,Full House,Fresh Prince of Bel Air

You peoples doesnt got tired of this thread?
All of you should went to slept right now.

@OctUPUS
You dont go about calling people Layabouts for nothing.IMO that is DISSING.
Anyways,if you wanna know what Shaunscot means,all you need do is ask.
I could help bail you out of your wondering Misery.
God and my FRIENDS know the meaning of SHaunscot.

sweetberry:

why did you quote me mr ITK
why are you so confused, all that smileys for what ? talk about overreacting
& is friends not a sitcom ?

I think the highlighted text should be in the "Kill English thread"
Sorry o Mrs INK(I no KNOW).
If you were smart enough,you would have deciphered that I meant the 'SITCOM' that I highlighted in bold.
Talk about overreacting.
Anyhow,No vex, I just wanted to correct something.Heroes and Smallville aint sitcoms

sweetberry:

the best of the best is
EVE
also MY WIFE & KIDS & i love this new one called HEROES
friends, smallville, my family

Heroes and Friends - Sitcoms?

@Carlosein
My bodies is fine o.
It is a pities that your toothpick does not work today.
Me I picked 5 tooths with one toothpick and it is only one teeth that was giving me wahala.The gums was full of meat.
Anyways,The rain have spoiled my day sha.It was rain and I couldnt ate from place to place

Tommyex have come back and he wanted to went to chop again.
That are signs of iya basira or what does you all thinking

@maki
Nothing mush has happening o.
By the ways,I was like your signature but who tells you I couldnt touch?

@efuah
Why is u headaching?
I can gave you some panasharp o.
This is the only thread that I can spoke without being harassment

@Na wa
You doesnt heard anything yet or have you saw anything.
The goodest of english can be find on this thread.
Even Queen Elizabeth is marvelled at a level of _illiteracy shows by Nigerians.

jintujinta:

On a lighter note, what talent do you think a riff-raff can have. You can only be a vagabond. C'mon keep rolling the streets!

From his ID,The guy has discovered his talent already.
Guy,just hit d busstops/garages and start collecting 'Owo Ero','Owo Load' and the likes of it.

@Ralvy
Sorry o.I am wished you a speeded recoveries.
I hoped you gets better soon.

rubie:

@ shaunscot That are why I have said that your are a plates washing.

Haba!!I was not dispute that I am a plates washer.In fact,Tommyex and Me is together collegues at Iya Basira.
Tommyex was a plateswasher why me am a food servicer.

@ Rubie
You ARE sure of what you is saiding?
I know what I am say, Tommyex is a confirmed foodseller at iya-basira fast food headquaters.
You can asked him when next you are saw him

I got this joke sent to my mail like 3 years ago but I still get a kick out of it anytime I read it.

Who is looks for tommyex?
I has a confirmed gist that he was went to eat at 'iya basira' fast foods
He now have a part-time jobs of food-solder
@ Nawa
Nothing is happened here o.
We was tried to rescue tommyex

Octupus:

I am interested in addresses of dog rearers in Lagos area.Can anybody help me with addresses or phone numbers.I also want pet dogs for kids.

By the way,which are the most dangerous of dogs-Rotweillers,German Shepherds or Pit Bulls? I am just curious.Who knows for sure?

Pittbulls are known to be very aggresive.
I read somewhere that they are the most agressive being that they are mixed breeds of both agressive Rotts and Bulls(but I cant remember where I read it)

Friends no doubt.
My Favourite Characters are Joey and Phoebe.(Cos they are both so dumb).
Also I love Growing Pains(Anybody followed that?)
There are so many other ones, I love Sitcoms generally

yeah.
Maybe she just wasnt 'Wowwed' by scoffield like them other girls

I was felt them to the in my bones.
I am realy enjoyed them.
I hope they continued yesterday tomorrow

Octupus:

@poster,
Dont listen to all the thrash some layabouts are posting here.

Olowo Tee says it all.Read her comments again and act on them.There is no human being,born of woman,who does not have talent/s.When you discover things you have a natural aptitude for,they lead you to your talents.You can make a living off your talents if you develop and sharpen them,and of course if there is a market for them.Many people are making a living in areas outside of their natural talents,but it is tougher this way.

I wish u all the best.

I can see you have a talent in dissing people.U cant even spell Octopus right.
@Poster
Heed my advise.Your talent will come naturally when Owu start to dey blow

@Ralvy
because people have spaken english to the extent that they cant spake it anymore.They have go to check Webstar for more englishes.
@Tommyex
Who was do the conversion to koboland??

@Efuah
How does it concerns you?Left Carlosein alone.
@Tommyex
I am want to seperate the many fight in the nairaland because i do not want a blood to spilt on my body.

@poster
Hunger never wire you well well.
If hunger wire you,your talent go comot naturally.
How do you think the likes of Basketmouth and I go die discovered their talents?
How many recording artists do we have in Naija now?
Even person wey get frog voice dey realise say him get talent for music when the hunger times come.
Guy,just try dey broke, I can assure you your quest will end.

Fikzy,Moondust,Mdsocks and Carlosein,
The 4 both of you come here.
I am warn you that u should less this be the last time many of you will fight on nairaland.
These is not a boxing contest.
Are you here me
Now went back to work.
@Nella
Are we in BC?
Your english is full of eth,eth and eth.
You are reminded me of when the Hebrews are spake in the bible.