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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Newcastle United Vs Chelsea (2 - 0) On 2nd November 2013 by shokayz(m): 4:06pm On Nov 02, 2013 |
i dey lafffffff ooooooo |
Food / Re: Which Food Do You Enjoying Cooking Most? by shokayz(m): 5:26pm On Oct 31, 2013 |
The op and the mod are the same. ENJOYING. Hmmmmm |
Romance / Re: Ladies Beware: Everyman Is A SUSPECT by shokayz(m): 3:55pm On Oct 30, 2013 |
Look gal, as far as its not a rape u've got notin to complian of. S3x is a mutual concept tin. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea: Capital One Cup - (0 - 2) On 29th October 2013 by shokayz(m): 10:54pm On Oct 29, 2013 |
Shittt Happens |
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Iran: Fifa U17 WC (4 - 1) On 29th October 2013 by shokayz(m): 6:40pm On Oct 29, 2013 |
4-1 |
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Iran: Fifa U17 WC (4 - 1) On 29th October 2013 by shokayz(m): 6:35pm On Oct 29, 2013 |
Yahaya 4-0 |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Southampton (1 - 1) On 19 Oct 2013 by shokayz(m): 8:44pm On Oct 19, 2013 |
Man u fans how market nah, shey aje bugba je? 1 Like |
Sports / Re: Mexico V Nigeria: FIFA U-17 World Cup (1 - 6) on 19 Oct 2013 by shokayz(m): 3:13pm On Oct 19, 2013 |
gooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllll 4-1 |
Sports / Re: Mexico V Nigeria: FIFA U-17 World Cup (1 - 6) on 19 Oct 2013 by shokayz(m): 3:11pm On Oct 19, 2013 |
Kelechi is d booooooooyyyyyy |
Sports / Re: Mexico V Nigeria: FIFA U-17 World Cup (1 - 6) on 19 Oct 2013 by shokayz(m): 2:49pm On Oct 19, 2013 |
half time |
Sports / Re: Mexico V Nigeria: FIFA U-17 World Cup (1 - 6) on 19 Oct 2013 by shokayz(m): 2:42pm On Oct 19, 2013 |
Nig2-1mex |
Nairaland / General / Re: Pictures Of MIC Staff That Died In The Plane Crash by shokayz(m): 8:54am On Oct 05, 2013 |
Mod, front page pls.
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Nairaland / General / Pictures Of MIC Staff That Died In The Plane Crash by shokayz(m): 8:47am On Oct 05, 2013 |
I'LL MISS YOU GUYS. BOSS AND SON AKEEM KINGSLEY SAMSON CHIJIOKE(picture not included)
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Family / Re: Can A Married Man Be The Bestman At A Wedding? by shokayz(m): 10:28pm On Sep 25, 2013 |
Tanx Mai Pride |
Family / Can A Married Man Be The Bestman At A Wedding? by shokayz(m): 6:07pm On Sep 25, 2013 |
Just want to know peeps, if a married man can be the bestman at a wedding. |
Romance / Does Every Guy Experience Pre-€jaculation? And Is It normal If You Don't? by shokayz(m): 12:43pm On Sep 25, 2013 |
Guys, just wondering if its normal or abnormal to experience pre-€jaculation during intercourse. |
Jokes Etc / Re: 50 Amazing Fact Everyone Should Know. by shokayz(m): 11:30pm On Sep 08, 2013 |
Dnt know where to post ni. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Finish Am by shokayz(m): 8:18am On Sep 08, 2013 |
Era condom e dobo oooo.... |
Jokes Etc / 50 Amazing Fact Everyone Should Know. by shokayz(m): 8:14am On Sep 08, 2013 |
50 Things Everyone Should Know 1. The word “queue” is the only word in the English language that is still pronounced the same way when the last four letters are removed. 2. Beetles taste like apples, wasps like pine nuts, and worms like fried bacon. 3. Of all the words in the English language, the word ‘set’ has the most definitions! 4. What is called a “French kiss” in the English speaking world is known as an “English kiss” in France. 5. “Almost” is the longest word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order. 6. “Rhythm” is the longest English word without a vowel. 7. In 1386, a pig in France was executed by public hanging for the murder of a child 8. A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off!Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete. 9. You can’t kill yourself by holding your breath 10. There is a city called Rome on every continent. 11. It’s against the law to have a pet dog in Iceland! 12. Your heart beats over 100,000 times a day! 13. Horatio Nelson, one of England’s most illustrious admirals was throughout his life, never able to find a cure for his sea-sickness. 14. The skeleton of Jeremy Bentham is present at all important meetings of the University of London 15. Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people 16. Your ribs move about 5 million times a year, everytime you breathe! 17. The elephant is the only mammal that can’t jump! 18. One quarter of the bones in your body, are in your feet! 19. Like fingerprints, everyone’s tongue print is different! 20. The first known transfusion of blood was performed as early as 1667, when Jean- Baptiste, transfused two pints of blood from a sheep to a young man 21. Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails! 22. Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin! 23. The present population of 5 billion plus people of the world is predicted to become 15 billion by 2080. 24. Women blink nearly twice as much as men. 25. Adolf Hitler was a vegetarian, and had only ONE testicle. 26. Honey is the only food that does not spoil. Honey found in the tombs of Egyptian pharaohs has been tasted by archaeologists and found edible. 27. Months that begin on a Sunday will always have a “Friday the 13th.” 28. Coca-Cola would be green if colouring weren’t added to it. 29. On average a hedgehog’s heart beats 300 times a minute. 30. More people are killed each year from bees than from snakes. 31. The average lead pencil will draw a line 35 miles long or write approximately 50,000 English words. 32. More people are allergic to cow’s milk than any other food. 33. Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from blowing sand. 34. The placement of a donkey’s eyes in its’ heads enables it to see all four feet at all times! 35. The six official languages of the United Nations are: English, French, Arabic, Chinese, Russian and Spanish. 36. Earth is the only planet not named after a god. 37. It’s against the law to burp, or sneeze in a church in Nebraska, USA. 38. You’re born with 300 bones, but by the time you become an adult, you only have 206. 39. Some worms will eat themselves if they can’t find any food! 40. Dolphins sleep with one eye open! 41. It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open 42. The worlds oldest piece of chewing gum is 9000 years old! 43. The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds 44. Queen Elizabeth I regarded herself as a paragon of cleanliness. She declared that she bathed once every three months, whether she needed it or not 45. Slugs have 4 noses. 46. Owls are the only birds who can see the colour blue. 47. A man named Charles Osborne had the hiccups for 69 years! 48. A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue! 49. The average person laughs 10 times a day! 50. An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain What’s the strangest factoid you know? Share it with us in the comments below! www.finerminds.com/mind-power/funny-factoids/ |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Real Madrid Sign Bale For World Record Fee by shokayz(m): 7:44pm On Sep 01, 2013 |
Real Madrid sign Bale for world record fee Los Blancos have finally announced the arrival of the Wales international, who has usurped new team-mate Cristiano Ronaldo as the game's most expensive player Sep 1, 2013 7:05:00 PM Real Madrid have confirmed the signing of Gareth Bale from Tottenham Hotspur for a reported €100 million. The Wales international succeeds new team-mate Cristiano Ronaldo as the game's most expensive player after penning a six-year contract with the Liga giants. Bale, who will be officially unveiled as a Madrid player at a press conference at 13:00CET on Monday, first came to prominence as a 16-year-old with Southampton before joining Tottenham in 2007. The then full-back initially struggled at White Hart Lane but he flourished after being converted into a winger, winning the PFA Players' Player of the Year in 2010-11. Bale collected the same prize last year, after scoring 26 goals in 44 appearances in all competitions. His fantastic form was not enough to earn Spurs a place in the Champions League but the 24-year-old will now feature in the competition this season after finally completing his drawn-out move to Madrid. m.goal.com/x/en/news/4213730 |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Real Madrid Sign Bale For World Record Fee by shokayz(m): 7:36pm On Sep 01, 2013 |
Real Madrid sign Bale for world record fee Los Blancos have finally announced the arrival of the Wales international, who has usurped new team-mate Cristiano Ronaldo as the game's most expensive player Sep 1, 2013 7:05:00 PM Real Madrid have confirmed the signing of Gareth Bale from Tottenham Hotspur for a reported €100 million. The Wales international succeeds new team-mate Cristiano Ronaldo as the game's most expensive player after penning a six-year contract with the Liga giants. Bale, who will be officially unveiled as a Madrid player at a press conference at 13:00CET on Monday, first came to prominence as a 16-year-old with Southampton before joining Tottenham in 2007. The then full-back initially struggled at White Hart Lane but he flourished after being converted into a winger, winning the PFA Players' Player of the Year in 2010-11. Bale collected the same prize last year, after scoring 26 goals in 44 appearances in all competitions. His fantastic form was not enough to earn Spurs a place in the Champions League but the 24-year-old will now feature in the competition this season after finally completing his drawn-out move to Madrid. m.goal.com/x/en/news/4213730 |
Forum Games / Re: How Many Animals Do You See? by shokayz(m): 9:44pm On Jul 26, 2013 |
And this TRASH made front page? |
Religion / Re: Pastor And Choir Mistress Caught Kissing After Night Vigil by shokayz(m): 5:20pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
STAGED |
Sports / Re: South Korea Vs Nigeria - U20 World Cup On 27th June 2013 by shokayz(m): 4:47pm On Jun 27, 2013 |
miteolu: Nigeria will play with 2nd position of grouf F on July 2nd. That is if the match ended like this.na lie, na 1st place we go play if we come 2nd. |
Sports / Re: South Korea Vs Nigeria - U20 World Cup On 27th June 2013 by shokayz(m): 4:45pm On Jun 27, 2013 |
How many minutes remain abeg? |
Sports / Re: South Korea Vs Nigeria - U20 World Cup On 27th June 2013 by shokayz(m): 4:43pm On Jun 27, 2013 |
The match too tay ooo |
Politics / Re: 2015 Senate Campaign Poster For Alamieyeseigha by shokayz(m): 8:01pm On Mar 16, 2013 |
Family / Re: Pregnant Mom Has Baby's Face On Her Stomach by shokayz(m): 4:20am On Mar 09, 2013 |
Correct PHOTO SHOP |
Politics / Re: Streetlights At Jibowu To Maryland Underpass On Ikorodu Road. Pics by shokayz(m): 6:10am On Feb 27, 2013 |
A very good art work. ;DA very good art work. |
Family / Have You Caught Ur Wife With Boy Friend? by shokayz(m): 6:40am On Nov 04, 2012 |
Guys, a close friend of mine jst caught his wife having extra marital affair. Is there anyone with a similar experience in d house? |
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