Celebrities / Re: Bizarre!! Super Women Crushed Big Watermelon With Her Thighs In 14 Seconds-pics by shut(f): 1:25pm On Sep 11, 2015 |
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Politics / Re: State Of Naira Under Buhari- A Pictorial Analysis by shut(f): 1:23pm On Sep 11, 2015 |
le's not beat the drum yet,got plenty of time |
Celebrities / Re: SHOCKING!!! See What Naija Girls Now Wear In The Name Of Waist Training by shut(f): 1:21pm On Sep 11, 2015 |
wannabes ![cheesy](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/cheesy.png) |
Celebrities / Re: Never Seen Before: See What This Lady Is Having In Between Her Legs (photo) by shut(f): 1:20pm On Sep 11, 2015 |
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Jokes Etc / Re: Hmmmm I Wonder How 2025 Will Look Like. (PHOTO) by shut(f): 9:11pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
Haha so true. In 2025 we should be using invincible phones |
Romance / Re: Why Do Guys Go Blank When Asked This One Simple Question? by shut(f): 1:01pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
Haha even I won't tell,nobody wants others to start monitoring their expenses 1 Like 1 Share |
Literature / Re: Corper Sam's Funny Story...don't Laugh Please by shut(f): 2:26am On Sep 10, 2015 |
Generaliy07 you've got a great stuff going on there(your blog) You should try a little more design to make it bit more catching. I'm subscribing to your blog,don't let me down ![wink](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/wink.png) |
Literature / Re: Corper Sam's Funny Story...don't Laugh Please by shut(f): 2:19am On Sep 10, 2015 |
modelmike7: Hahahahahaha. Now, this is funny! The real definition of serving your father's land, albeit with hard labour! I couldn't control my laughter when I stumbled on your comment Jeeez ![cheesy](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/cheesy.png) 2 Likes |
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Celebrities / Re: Fear Bloggers: See What Paul Okoye(P-square) Shared On His Instagram Page by shut(f): 7:45pm On Sep 09, 2015 |
haha bloggers can be annoying eh they always have a way of twisting whatever it is you're up to and they'll never tell the truth,it's as if lies sell more ![undecided](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/undecided.png) |
Romance / Re: Funniest Things Men Thinks While And When Going Down On Their Woman Lol... by shut(f): 7:30pm On Sep 09, 2015 |
datprincess:
The high-functioning part of a man’s brain basically shuts down the minute your pants come off. It’s not that we don’t think; our thoughts just become, well, simple.Naked woman. Must touch.
But that changes when we go down on you because, suddenly, we have a goal. We need a strategy. And we need to silence theme, me, mepart of our brains long enough to make you feel totally happy with your decision to get into bed with us. In that moment, here’s what your guy is likely to be thinking.
1. Is That It? A man’s penis is easy to find. It’s all up in your face like a new Beyoncé song. But your clitoris? It’s more like an original-press Beatles album on vinyl. The early stuff, no less. You can spend hours in a record shop, flipping through the wrong piles. Then suddenly…there it is! Hallelujah!
2. Whoa. Great Angle. It’s underboob city down here. You look fantastic. We’d be happy to snap some pictures if you’d like.
3. Oh, No. It’s Stubble. Those little one-sixteenth-inch hairs? They hurt. Don’t get us wrong—we’re still happy to be down here. But if you think about it before our next hook-up, a shave would be nice. Or maybe a wax? If that’s not your style, just grow it out a little so your pubes don’t feel like sandpaper.
4. I Sure Hope This Pays Off in a Mouth Gig. One giveth and one receiv..CLICK HERE TO READ MORE..http://www.odiongist.com/2015/08/the-high-functioning-part-of-mans-brain.html english please ![lipsrsealed](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/lipsrsealed.png) |
Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy Is Slowly Falling In Love With Di'ja by shut(f): 7:27pm On Sep 09, 2015 |
this is cvery common when you have eyes set on someone else. You can even sleep on the bossoms of other ladies but still goan be no strings attach thingy
just speculations tho |
Jokes Etc / Re: If You Like Borrow All The Calculator On Earth (hilarious Photo) by shut(f): 7:22pm On Sep 09, 2015 |
hahaha statistics shows that 5 out of 4 people hates math ![cheesy](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/cheesy.png) |
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Politics / Re: Read What This Swedish Reporter Says About Nigeria And Buhari by shut(f): 11:23am On Sep 05, 2015 |
Blablablaaa |
Education / Re: How my roomate died by shut(f): 3:09am On Sep 05, 2015 |
tohpahz:
I sympathize with dem.
But babe.. wat shud upth have done in that condition? Since dia was no space for her.. Chase someone else away.?
In a saner clime, i think she shud hv bin stabilized though.. but in this case, i don't know whom to blame, the people on d bed or the insane country and it's policies.. I've always got a problem with the guys on lab coats wearing stethoscope around their neck...it beats me how this people who were once kids who aspired to become what they've become for the purpose of saving lives now suddenly live like some heartless beings thrown down from somewhere. In such cases,a good hearted experience professional will make a make shift manageable space or something close by and just give the patient a recommended first aid at least to keep him/her alive and stable not just abandon them to die slowly and Nigerian hospitals should've some exceptional and preferential treatment for students especially when it involves emergency. In sane countries such policies are in place(i can't start listing all the benefits i get just by presenting my student's i.d)...all Nigerian government is concerned with is just money,money,money,what about the citizens and their well-being ![](/faces/huh.png) ? When your citizens all lose their lives to such negligence I guess you'll govern fowls then ![sad](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/sad.png) 2 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Union Bank vs Buhari Trending On Twitter (pics) by shut(f): 4:34pm On Sep 04, 2015 |
esecoal: shut the fuckup wailin wails so u not feeling that goose bump and flustered readiong this..sure
You're a fool and it's a pity you don't know that. I would've nicely ask you to get a life but it's glaring you don't have one and doesn't look like you gonna get one anytime soon. Scumbag 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Union Bank vs Buhari Trending On Twitter (pics) by shut(f): 4:23pm On Sep 04, 2015 |
musulumi: Too much grammar is your problem and challenge ..................... save your self the stress and headache ok ?
Dumb nitwit Ain't screwiñg around with you slowpoké. |
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Politics / Re: Union Bank vs Buhari Trending On Twitter (pics) by shut(f): 4:16pm On Sep 04, 2015 |
400billionman:
O girl, calm down and shut the hell up.
Rather, come for lunch.. Fúck you! |
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: African Boy Creates Range Rover And Computer Using Wood (Photo) by shut(f): 12:04pm On Sep 04, 2015 |
Creative mind,that's cool for his age |