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Crime / Re: Drama In Ilorin As Suspected Robber Falls From Bank’s Roof by shut(f): 10:37pm On Oct 09, 2015
midolian:
"The day wey bad luck wan follow person, even water go hang for hin teeth" cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

grin grin

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Romance / Re: Ridiculous Things That Many People Do After Breakup by shut(f): 10:33pm On Oct 09, 2015
Oh why is it all personified to the ladies?
Guys are so guilty of all,talking from experiences cool
Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Excuse Workers Give In The Office by shut(f): 10:30pm On Oct 09, 2015
INTROVERT:
damnnn..... A1+ excuse







Before this year is over a married Nigerian woman will use this excuse at work.

Hahaha, you're damn ridiculous cheesy
Events / Re: Happy Birthday Queen Shut by shut(f): 2:26am On Oct 09, 2015
Princeparix:
Hey Reina Shut... I have been banned from the dairy section for writing a full poem in Spanish for you... But I'll keep writing even if it means a 10 years ban by the spambot.

Oh seriously?
Is that against any rule?
I'm sorry though embarassed
Events / Re: Happy Birthday Queen Shut by shut(f): 2:24am On Oct 09, 2015
Princeparix:
FOR YOU ALONE REINA SHUT

‎Yo no era la primera persona para desearle feliz cumpleaños,
Pero simplemente sentarse dejar que mis palabras que acarician.
Me enamoré de ti hace un rato, Su belleza es la marca registrada de los ángeles.
La vida puede ser dura, que podría haber pasado por un montón, Es posible que haya perdido y lamentó mucho.
Hoy no se trata de sus dolores, pero sus bendiciones.
Hoy en día no es sobre el pasado, sino el presente y su futuro.
Dejar de lado la agonía y tienen un baño caliente, Juega con su pelo, reír a carcajadas, saltar, abrazar a sus almohadas y morder los dedos.
Hacer las cosas que te gustan y no se olvide que usted es un año mayor.


Diosa que vino a mi E-vida con la fuerza de un tsunami.
Usted me hizo temblar de amor y las ganas de pedir más.
Y hoy es tu cumpleaños quiero pedir todo.

Shut Te aprecio muchísimo
Quiero que seas mía
Quiero ser capaz de tomar tu mano y te llevo por la escalera, Especialmente con el bebé E-Parix creciendo en ti.
Quiero despertar cada mañana en el cielo con usted un ángel acostado a mi lado.



Yo quiero que seas el que me beso de despedida en la mañana antes que salir a trabajar y me abraza con satisfacción cuando vuelvo.
Quiero ser capaz de mantener sus manos, besar su frente y decirle lo único que hizo mi E-vida.
Quiero que da a luz a una hija con la belleza de la madre y la altura de la papá.



Yo quiero que seas capaz de abrazar a nuestro bebé y los beso buenas tardes para papá.
Quiero que en mi E-vida de hoy, te quiere en mañana, te quiero para siempre.

Diosa favor, sea la madre de mis hijos y me dan su dedo anular


Aww short of words kiss

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Events / Re: Happy Birthday Queen Shut by shut(f): 2:23am On Oct 09, 2015
whizqueen:
Why am I seeing this late na angry
I posted my birthday message already but I will still repost tongue


I haven't gone around the world but I've been to many places
Not met many people but I've seen many faces
Even on a faceless forum like nairaland
Still met real friends even without seeing their faces

Some are true and some are fake
Some with a picture and some without
You are without a picture but you still remain a true real friend
One of my favorite e-fam
You're the witchy angelic demonic devilish Queen,


They call you "shut" simply because you're short
Princeparix calls you Reina which I think means Queen
Don't mind them babe some are still shorter than you
Although you're still shorter than I am


Happy birthday to you shut, long life and prosperity eat plenty of cakes for its your day today



I hope you like my poem sha, I'm not a good poet like the likes of mictima and Princeparix but it's from the deepest of my heart smiley

Hahaha I love if,thaaaaaaaank you smiley

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Events / Re: Happy Birthday Queen Shut by shut(f): 2:21am On Oct 09, 2015
JoeCutie:
And you want only me to go? Double standard. undecided


Where's the picture?

tongue
Events / Re: Happy Birthday Queen Shut by shut(f): 8:39am On Oct 08, 2015
dharay99:
HPß Shor†.. grin

Thank you kiss

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Events / Re: Happy Birthday Queen Shut by shut(f): 8:39am On Oct 08, 2015
JoeCutie:
I should be a priest? On one condition; only if you'd agree to be a Reverend Sister. cheesy

Hahaha no way cheesy
Events / Re: Happy Birthday Queen Shut by shut(f): 8:38am On Oct 08, 2015
Victoriousvic:
Happy Birthday Queen Shut!

As you celebrate this new year, may God bless you and keep you, and may His light shine upon you.

Have a blast! smiley

Aww thaaaaaaaank you vic kiss
Events / Re: Happy Birthday Queen Shut by shut(f): 8:36am On Oct 08, 2015
koppa:
will keep that to myself,#topsecret

But you're wrong cheesy
Events / Re: Happy Birthday Queen Shut by shut(f): 2:03am On Oct 08, 2015
Princeparix:
Many would call her just a lady in a faceless forum but I sincerely know her as a lady who isn't scared to say how she feels, I acknowledge her as a lady who goes for what she wants, I adore her for her simplicity, intelligence, focus and soft nature.

Today is her birthday, the birthday of a goddess, the birthday of a priceless jewel, the queen of my heart and my motivator.

Happy birthday to the tissue that connects my heart to my soul, happy birthday to the goddess of goddesses. May this day mark the beginning of unanimous blessings and grace in your life. May that cute smile never leave your lips because your happiness is the food of my soul. We all love you Shut my E-love

Aww my prince kiss
Events / Re: Happy Birthday Queen Shut by shut(f): 2:02am On Oct 08, 2015
koppa:
let's see how powerful the witchcraft is then.../oing by my calculations you should be 19 now


Hahaha with what factors did you arrive in that conclusion.
Events / Re: Happy Birthday Queen Shut by shut(f): 2:00am On Oct 08, 2015
ZaraBrains:
vous pouvez lire et comprendre toujours,




vos journées peuvent être longues et peuvent bénédiction éloignera jamais votre chemin.




Reine de joyeux anniversaire.


We love you Queen Shut..

kiss kiss

Amen and thank you very much,I appreciate smiley
Events / Re: Happy Birthday Queen Shut by shut(f): 1:10am On Oct 08, 2015
zikmarty:
happy birthday shut sweedie.
wish you all the good things of life and fruitful years ahead.

have fun and do come tell us how old our baby is wink

Oh my, thank you zik kiz tongue





I bet you don't wanna know my age cheesy
Events / Re: Happy Birthday Queen Shut by shut(f): 1:08am On Oct 08, 2015
koppa:
hahahaha,how do we work that out

Magic,I'm a witch rememberwink grin grin
Events / Re: Happy Birthday Queen Shut by shut(f): 12:53am On Oct 08, 2015
Allsmyles:
HBD our dear Shut who sees herself to be short. Bae, may u live long to fulfill God's purpose in ur precious life.live long, succeed nd prosper

Thank you allsmyles,may there never be a reason to stop you from smiling wink
kiss

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Events / Re: Happy Birthday Queen Shut by shut(f): 12:51am On Oct 08, 2015
mictima:
Happy birthday dearie
October born are very special set of people...
You are a living witness

Awesome and beautiful years ahead of you...

A million thanks to you,I appreciate kiss
Events / Re: Happy Birthday Queen Shut by shut(f): 12:50am On Oct 08, 2015
koppa:
lolzzz,okay,youi shouldn't if don't wanna do it sha....how do I get my cake ooooo

Western union grin

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Events / Re: Happy Birthday Queen Shut by shut(f): 12:42am On Oct 08, 2015
koppa:
Could remember how I got to know you in that diaries section chat room,from enemy to friend,lolz,life is crazy....

Since it's your birthday today,how about you put up a pix of yours till 6am today....

Cc
Shut

Oh that's an herculean task.
Okay,okay,okay,hold on cool

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Events / Re: Happy Birthday Queen Shut by shut(f): 12:36am On Oct 08, 2015
JoeCutie:
You might be short, but your blessings shall be tall, long - endless. You seem so cool, sweet and beautiful; even though you always bend your face from us. grin

As you celebrate your birthday today, may you have the reason to be hopeful, and the cause to be appreciative. It's your day, enjoy and make most of it. Celebrate! smiley

Happy birthday, short shut. tongue cheesy

One birthday request: Change your dp already. tongue


Aww thaaaaaaaank you cutie.
You pray nicely,you should be a priest grin

My dp? I'll think about it cool

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Romance / Re: How Do I Handle A Stubborn Girlfriend? by shut(f): 12:34am On Oct 08, 2015
tosyne2much:
Ensure you reply my pm so that we'll talk about the location of our rendezvous cheesy

grin
You kidding right
Events / Re: Happy Birthday Queen Shut by shut(f): 12:29am On Oct 08, 2015
Oh my holy heavens shocked
Seriously, a thread for me?

Arrrh I'm speechless.
Aww thaaaaaaaank you koppa and you and you and you,you,you,you.
I doubt I'll sleep tonight cheesy

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Romance / Re: How Do I Handle A Stubborn Girlfriend? by shut(f): 12:24am On Oct 08, 2015
tosyne2much:
Don't worry I will send my gift via mail cool

cheesy keep pulling my legs
Romance / Re: How Do I Handle A Stubborn Girlfriend? by shut(f): 12:09am On Oct 08, 2015
tosyne2much:
U dey laf abi ? cheesy


Btw, happy birthday... I guess I'm the first person to wish you a happy birthday cool

Aww yes you're,
Thank you kiss

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