Being "gay" doesn't border on where you insert your dick.


Its more about "who" you're inserting it into than "where" you're inserting it. Savvy?

Me, myself & i

Jimdonnet:
Guys pls advice me please.

okay I start from last year


my roomie had this gf who came over to spend time with him.there are sometimes time she caled me to come that my guy was beating her and I will come and help her out.there was one time he beat her and locked her up in the toilet very beautiful girl.I cried in my heart that day.her eyes was swollen her wrists were broken.he took a sharp knife that he will kill me if I ever stay in his way again.

okay holidays came which was December Christmas.I refused to go home based on I school in contonu and am on gee level.okay his babe called me and told me she was not going home.okay she said she wanted to come over and stay with me for the period.I wasn't too comfortable with it but I allowed it.she was with me for 2 weeks and fine we had sexX.I would say I was seduced but I don't understand how it happened.my roomie came and his gf who by now was looking fresher told him it was over and that if not I was as his friend she would have dated him and that I handle her like we are making love not sex.it was not a small matter that day.I had to stay was as a sith a neighbour for some time.



Last night my roomie brought a girl home so they were talking.so the guy went to get her food and drinks.he went out with the ride.so I began chat with the girl one thing led to the other we bleeped ourselves before my guy came back.

Okay my roomie came back and went to drop her off and whilst in the car she was telling my roomie I was really good and that it was long she came so many tyms in a sex round.my guy came home and para for me that why I go Bleep am and all that shit.the thing is the girl is hot, slim babe.I could not resist her.

Like now there is heated argument and he has said we should sell the ride and properties and go our various ways.I day let am know say me go bring hotter chicks for him but he is not hearing that.he says I will ruin his marriage if given the opportunity

Please I think he is making a big deal over nothing as the girl clearly stated she came to the house because I will be there not because he invited me.please he is a fellow nairalander



Matured comments pls

#houdegbe north American

If this is true, then I blame your roomie for still living with a scum like you.

"Immarital sex"?? So the OP added a new word to his own dictionary and no one informed me

They're probably attracted to furkin iidiots

kirchofff:
baba u dnt even get it.....I was pulling ur legs, I knw as una parol be na

Bros. I have no idea what you talking about oo

kirchofff:
baba u wan deny abi? Continue

Boss have you ever seen me doting on her?

kirchofff:
heheheheheh u mean how SIN.NZ and STFU.areyouGod feel abt her abi?

I don't catch feelings bro.

Ofemmmanu people are silly like that

GF goals

U berra make quite sure that she loves you. If not, u berra make quite sure that you get money

What if you're a lawyer??
Do you have to rub it in??

I've always hated that word "Dating"

Nigerians don't "date". We simply decide to fork ourselves on mutual agreement.

Including you OP

its simply cos she feels she deserves better.

udysweet:
Aaaaaaawwwwwwnn,am blushing

No need swiri, I'm sure you get that a lot
how u feeling tonight?

Diddyydiva:
I've met everyone on Nairaland

have you met me?

Uk

Adikam:
i just dey look u make'ups sorri dp dey laff .if dis is sexy am out

Wuh do u expect from an ugly blackasian cum dump?

This thing is slowly loosing its taste

Yup. A few.

midehi2:

am just coming and seeing this, choi...let me start from page one sef

Enjoy!

Nubian113:


You read thus shi too prophet am I in love with you? Your answer is crucial in order for me to BELIEVE

Lezz be nice he's 17yrs old.

Traplord get your black assssss her and apologise for those vile words directed at cherryice for an innocent act. I'd have commented same would you talk to me anyhow? You said you ain't a troll you know op is a troll but cherryice is a valued member of this forum... That comment you made won't cool for the Minor comment she made grinning teeth can I add to imply she was catching joke. Thought you had sense dude why expose lala as well. Because a stupid troll spew shi about you and her. Come on. Act right bruv. Not nice. Not cool. It's a new year try a new playground please and allow these girls to enjoy the forum. Thank you for your time.

**quote for beef and die an illiterate**

Tsk Tsk. Mind your biz. You know nothing about this okay?

StrawberryCream:

Yh cant wait for Friday then weekend ... Its like the year started hectic , take it easy oh
I see this made fp lol myb mod felt some entertainment is needed lol

Its needed I tell ya! Had to go back to start reading from page one, comic relief toh bad mehn..

Take it easy too.

petkruz:


Hehehehe when u get to Iruekpen, u would see a statue, it's the first thing u see when u enta the village! Beneath it has a woman with 7 snakes on her head believe it or not, those snakes symbolise 7things one of which is madness that can only be cured by another strong witch in uromi! U watch Salem right? U see how they deal with people. Your issue has been tabled, I have gone spiritual afterall this is a spiritual section, let's leave too much english. For insulting a royal daughter, you would run MAD! I'v made the call already,there's no distance in the realm of the spirit. It would take just 90days to seal your madness before u start manifesting, I have said you would eat grass! Wa la Ken, isemua a lue amin, uhu we mie rio, azen la gbie, oso no mue 7heads ki robuesue uhumon no se, e jesenkue! SEALED!!! You would look for me in the streets of lagos,thats a promise. #logged out

I under-estimated how stvpid you are

udysweet:
@SINNZ but we're already in peace na,no e-bombs been hurled at each other hahaha

Yea babe.. And you're a cutie

richieroxy:
LMAO! !!!! feels like reality TV

That's the OP. He's a secondary school drop-out and a renowned gay
www.nairaland.com/2144338/chat-central-derailers-paradise-welcome/2081#37518035

lezz:
Seems this utter crap just made front page.

I tell ya!

The mod who took it to FP probably wants to entertain readers cos this thread is pure comic relief!