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Romance / Re: If Nairaland Was An Estate Which Nairalander Would You Like To Be Your Neighbor? by SINNZ(m): 10:06pm On Jan 19, 2016
ggrin:
uncle silivadami nko?lipsrsealed
Read the modified version grin
Romance / Re: Dating Ebira Girl V.S Dating A Yoruba Girl. My 7 Observations. by SINNZ(m): 9:59pm On Jan 19, 2016
prettythicksme:
For africa grin
grin
Romance / Re: If Nairaland Was An Estate Which Nairalander Would You Like To Be Your Neighbor? by SINNZ(m): 9:56pm On Jan 19, 2016
Na me go live for VVIP section of the estate. Sinaj will be my neighbour by the right while BumBae will be my neighbour by the left. Lezz will live right opp me nd thesonofmark just across the estate. Prettythicksme will be my house help. Nubian113,diddyydiva,naughtynaughty and misspicy are the estate amebor while our official electricity guy will be obiorathesubtle. Dollyjoy is the estate's olosho while the official stripper will be lifeisabitch. Stfuareyougod, kinglekan and naijaboiy will be the estate's eligible bachelors that don't wanna get married while sickstars will be the desperate single mom looking for a hubby. Ggrin na the estate transgendered, silverdam is the official faggut, airforce1 is the hood artist that won't blow, joecutie is the estate's woman wrapper, cutehector is the honourable minister for stvpid people in the estate, Decker is the official lawyer, mamagee3 is the estate mad-woman, primeminister is the mayor, iamlegend1 will provide entertainment, mrcork will own the cosmetics parlour down the road and ofcourse, saintloveren is the estate's gateman.










#OkBye smiley

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Romance / Re: Dating Ebira Girl V.S Dating A Yoruba Girl. My 7 Observations. by SINNZ(m): 9:37pm On Jan 19, 2016
prettythicksme:
Proudly Hausa grin
U can lie ehn.. undecided
Romance / Re: How Many Of You Still Remember This Man? by SINNZ(m): 9:22pm On Jan 19, 2016
Omagzee:


Oboy ur phone the use 8.5g netwrk? i NEVER create thread finish and ur comment done fly enter

Baba na MTN oo, sad sad its too fast for my liking seff angry

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Romance / Re: How Many Of You Still Remember This Man? by SINNZ(m): 9:15pm On Jan 19, 2016
Wia d fork is the man
Romance / Re: Guys, Gist Us. by SINNZ(m): 9:13pm On Jan 19, 2016
STFUareyouGod:
hehehehe he preaches the gospel of fork

Oh, he's the Reverend of the Holy Fucktist Church. That's good smiley
Romance / Re: Pic. Whatsapp Grants Me Life Insurance. Lol by SINNZ(m): 9:11pm On Jan 19, 2016
What is a whatsapp? undecided
Romance / Re: Guys, Gist Us. by SINNZ(m): 9:09pm On Jan 19, 2016
STFUareyouGod:
pheeeeeeeeeew! Pls don't let Mrcork see this cheesy cheesy cheesy

Is mrcork the honourable minister for stupidity on NL?
Romance / Re: Dating Ebira Girl V.S Dating A Yoruba Girl. My 7 Observations. by SINNZ(m): 9:08pm On Jan 19, 2016
prettythicksme:
Lies grin u told me u dont do yoruba gurls!

Re u not a yoruba geh?
Romance / Re: Guys, Gist Us. by SINNZ(m): 9:05pm On Jan 19, 2016
STFUareyouGod:
you mean you don't use cutlery? shocked

Ofcourse I eat with just my hands, I don't cutlery it. undecided
Romance / Re: Dating Ebira Girl V.S Dating A Yoruba Girl. My 7 Observations. by SINNZ(m): 9:03pm On Jan 19, 2016
prettythicksme:
cheesy U b team Ebira/Ebola gurls? grin

If u wanna know my preferences then yes, I prefer forking yoruba gehs. gringrin
Romance / Re: Guys, Gist Us. by SINNZ(m): 8:50pm On Jan 19, 2016
STFUareyouGod:
since I'm yet to reach that stage of maturity, I'll call on my matured friends who's been there many time

Sin.nz
Tra.plord
Kin.gtom
Iam.kingsley
Hol.yFRED
naij.aboiy
Kingl.ekan
Jeff.reyJames
TheS.onOfMark
Profo.jah1

Baba I haven't fork before o embarassed what is fork seff? undecided
Romance / Re: Good Dicking Makes A Woman Look Happy, Smart And Fulfiled by SINNZ(m): 7:28pm On Jan 19, 2016
Trapnews:

Learn to take a bow grin

Someone asked me if u're my alt account today. I just realised whose alt you are. So get the fvck outta my mentions.
Romance / Re: Dating Ebira Girl V.S Dating A Yoruba Girl. My 7 Observations. by SINNZ(m): 7:23pm On Jan 19, 2016
prettythicksme:
Why u wan ask me? grin i look like Ebira abi na Ebola gurl self?

grin
Romance / Re: Ladies, If A Guy Gives You Friendship Ring, Will You Collect It by SINNZ(m): 7:21pm On Jan 19, 2016
lifeisabitch:


truth is, u don't have witt, very juvenile, I llook forward to engaging someone like le zz, it's a waste of time with you, I can see u are hurting. Nurse ur wounds cheesy bye

LOL. So says the dingbat who hasn't made any reasonable input since Azkiwe commissioned the Niger bridge. Can't even call this a duel cos its unfair to you!
Romance / Re: Good Dicking Makes A Woman Look Happy, Smart And Fulfiled by SINNZ(m): 7:19pm On Jan 19, 2016
Trapnews:

Never knew anyone could dust SIN.NZ grin Thought he was the best.... Congrats lady! I think we have a new record shocked

I'm sure u have problems reading cos if u don't, you'll observe that the only dusting she did was to repeat "mouth odour" till she had nuffin better to type.
Romance / Re: Good Dicking Makes A Woman Look Happy, Smart And Fulfiled by SINNZ(m): 7:16pm On Jan 19, 2016
lifeisabitch:
u are hurting, grin
Nurse your wound, i'm done.

Me? LOL. I've made niggaz with half a brain cell pee their shorts talkmore of a witless swine like you.

Hiding your pain behind smileys won't stop me from telling you how it is, you iidiot!! You're an utter disgrace to your lineage. Show the world your fat ugly face so we can properly identify your problem and profer a lasting solution to your misery! Looser!!
Romance / Re: Ladies, If A Guy Gives You Friendship Ring, Will You Collect It by SINNZ(m): 7:09pm On Jan 19, 2016
lifeisabitch:
I sheath my sword
No u didn't. Your I.Q ran outta capacity to match my wits! I warned you.
Romance / Re: Good Dicking Makes A Woman Look Happy, Smart And Fulfiled by SINNZ(m): 7:07pm On Jan 19, 2016
lifeisabitch:
grin guy, i'm crazy like that grin







On a serious note. I'm just having fun, take nothing to heart
One love cheesy

Where are u running to?? Get your shitt-stained ass over here cos I aint done cleaning you out yet!

Is this how u hope to get a husband?? By being a total online slut?? My dear u'll only attract small boys who'll keep furking your slacked pum-pum till it bleeds dry! You're a shameless hoe with no I.Q, the future is very bleak for your kind.

You should consider putting urself up for sale you iidiot! That's the only way you can feed your wretched ass cos no straight nigga wants to marry a liability like you!
Romance / Re: Ladies, If A Guy Gives You Friendship Ring, Will You Collect It by SINNZ(m): 7:01pm On Jan 19, 2016
lifeisabitch:
grin goat
Furking slutt!
Romance / Re: Ladies, If A Guy Gives You Friendship Ring, Will You Collect It by SINNZ(m): 7:00pm On Jan 19, 2016
lifeisabitch:
I should come to your state so u people will eat me ba? U are mad

Nope, we're civil. Unlike your people.

We'll offer you quality education for free. Trust me, you will be the proud owner of an I.Q once we're done with your stvpid ass! Local imbred slut!!
Romance / Re: Good Dicking Makes A Woman Look Happy, Smart And Fulfiled by SINNZ(m): 6:58pm On Jan 19, 2016
lifeisabitch:
[s] give me souvenir no biggie. I stay in my dad's house, so? Na today?
Mtsheww, very uninspiring diss

U are so useless, u mother looks at you everyday and curse your birth

U are so ugly little children cry when u pass bye

Ur forehead is so wrinkly, it makes aged women feel young

Ur dick is so small, when u mount on your lover and ride for 5 mins, she keeps saying " put it na, what are u waiting for? grin

Ur dick is so smalll, when u were screwing ur olosho girlfriend, she said, "pls remove ur finger, time for dicck" grin
[/s]

If only I engaged someone like firsteva in a battle of witts, I won't be this disappointed sad

You're useless. How do u expect to get married when you can't even get creative with an ordinary diss??

I give up on you!
Romance / Re: Who The Hell Are You Then? by SINNZ(m): 6:54pm On Jan 19, 2016
My dad actually advised me against marrying a "very" beautiful woman this morning. smiley

"They are trouble" -My Dad gringrin
Romance / Re: Good Dicking Makes A Woman Look Happy, Smart And Fulfiled by SINNZ(m): 6:51pm On Jan 19, 2016
daretodiffer:

sad
I am not hot. angry
Lemmie be the judge here babe smiley

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Romance / Re: Ladies, If A Guy Gives You Friendship Ring, Will You Collect It by SINNZ(m): 6:50pm On Jan 19, 2016
lifeisabitch:
people don pursue me tire with engagement ring, i'm just looking for a very rich and sexy man, that's all, I no be like you o, our level different. grin

Continue deceiving yourself. Your father will soon dash you out! Fat lazy slutt!!
Romance / Re: Ladies, If A Guy Gives You Friendship Ring, Will You Collect It by SINNZ(m): 6:48pm On Jan 19, 2016
lifeisabitch:
limp dick, mouth odour carrier grin

How does covering my mouth on my DP connote mouth odour??

Education is free in imo state my dear, u have no excuse to be this furking stvpid!
Romance / Re: Good Dicking Makes A Woman Look Happy, Smart And Fulfiled by SINNZ(m): 6:45pm On Jan 19, 2016
lifeisabitch:
so says the ugly semi illiterate swine who poses with one hand covering his mouth.

You are a personification of retardness
Your mother could not afford your primary school education, she had to give you to mallams for servicing. At tender age u have been disvirgined by mallams.
U are completely worthless, my used tampon is of more value than your entire existence. Not Bleep off useless smelly mouth ogre.

You seem to be inlove with my dp grin.
Well if it was some hot & brilliant chic like daretodiffer or oliviaarims, I would've been fazed. But you? undecided you're so irrelevant in the grand scheme of things.

Where girls your age excel in intelligence and create brilliant threads, you're always here feeding us with excerpts of you slutty life and tales of how u're waiting on God to provide you a compound FOOL that can look beyond your deficiencies and short-comings as a woman and marry you out of pity!

I've told you, if u aint careful, you'll be given out as a souvenir soonest!! You dead-beat dad can't afford to keep feeding your fat ass! cheesycheesy

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Romance / Re: Ladies, If A Guy Gives You Friendship Ring, Will You Collect It by SINNZ(m): 6:34pm On Jan 19, 2016
lifeisabitch:
Sinnz the goat where are you? Smelly mouth

Rotten toto, are u also here searching for whom will have mercy and marry your stuppid ass??
Romance / Re: Good Dicking Makes A Woman Look Happy, Smart And Fulfiled by SINNZ(m): 6:29pm On Jan 19, 2016
lifeisabitch:
when did covering of the mouth become a pose? U are either very dafft or a complete bush man. Civilization is far from your abode, u are completely useless and a waste to mother nature. The birth of a primate would have been of more value to mother earth than you, ur lineage is bereft of anything good, you represent stupidity, daftness, imbecility. Earth recorded great loss the day u were born. Ur existence is one of the reasons lucifer has the guts to laugh at God's creation.

Now fucck off tohell you ugly, mouth smelling ogre

The same pea-brained faggut who's ashamed of her very existence has the guts to call me ugly? Biitch even my hair-line is more accurate than your future!

Calling you a fool will be an insult to the Federation Of Fools Worldwide! You are a hybrid between a slimy scum and an imbecillic dunce! Your birth proves beyond doubt that you're a more than a curse to your family because u almost killed that slut that shat you into this earth!!

Have you ever asked you mom why u share a striking resemblance with every gateman in your neighbourhood?? Its because she's a sorry excuse for a parent! And like her, u've taken over as the "Hood-hoe", a local cum-dump for motor-park touts!!

I pity who ever settles down to the torture you'll put him thru while trying to fill your dirty slacked toto!

Mark my words, frustration will keep you in your fathers house till he gets fed-up and gives you out as a souvenir gift to the next visiting wretch that comes to pay him a visit. Mark my words! cheesy

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Romance / Re: Dating Ebira Girl V.S Dating A Yoruba Girl. My 7 Observations. by SINNZ(m): 5:54pm On Jan 19, 2016
prettythicksme:
What is Ebira?
I be wan ask you seff Sounds like Ebola girl undecided

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Romance / Re: Good Dicking Makes A Woman Look Happy, Smart And Fulfiled by SINNZ(m): 5:35pm On Jan 19, 2016
lifeisabitch:
a man who snaps a pix and covers his mouth is cursed grin the smell from your own mouth is killing you.
U are a product of a bestiall relationship
Yo mama opened her possie for a goat who fathered you.
The curse on u is uncommon, it's the type that makes you smelll from from head to feet. The goat sperm is responsible for your mouth odour. U lame swine cum son of a biitch

Is this the funeral u talked about? Lol
U are sitting on a long thing

By the time I am through wiv u, your corpse willl be carried out with a stretcher led by mrcork, your flesh shalll be cut in pieces and fed to the birds of the air and fishes of the sea.

I will deal with u mercilessly, I show no mercy to fooolls.

I wonder how u got out of secondary school undecided
I won't waste my time telling how stupidd you are for concluding that a pose equals bad-breath because you're already irredeemably stupidd!!

You"re so stupidd that they had to burn down the school to get you out of primary school

Oh you're soo furkin stupidd that you jumped off a cliff to see if the wings on your sanitary pad will make you fly!

You're soo damn stupidd that you used the yeast from your decomposing vaginna to bake cookies!

OMG you're irredeemably stupidd that you felt "Liverpool" was a renal disease!!

Am I done? NO!

You're sooo damn furking stupidd! That you my dear, hoped to redeem a "brain" as a gift from the crown-cork of the Star beer you drank!

Lastly; You are so damn worthless, that each time you're dead-beat dad can't offset a loan, he uses you to barricade the entrance to your one room apartment! grin

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