I smell lies

naughtynaughty:
coffe?

Yea?

naughtynaughty:
ppphhhiim frm u again nd chuk it in ur mouth *movingthepantClose2yournose*

prettythicksme:
Dis thread will soon hit fp,bet it!

#Yimu!

naughtynaughty:
shhhhh! If u tlk again aw chukk it down ur throat!

no I know how little you care bout me

deematrix:
Tru talk

prettythicksme:
I am now a mod

Iffa hear?

I'm still wondering why the OP mentioned prettythicksme Is she supposed to move this thread to back-page??

naughtynaughty:
shhhhhhh! I am a yoruba grl ooo

Hehehe... U sure that's not your panty?

Mhizkel:

I bet you wouldn't want him to prepare a meal whenever he's not happy. Lol

Not even a Lil taste
Please tell me, how does it taste?
Is it your fav.?

Same reason why I tagged it as common misconceptions cos they aren't true.
Some people are just shallow-minded.
You picked out the ''flirting'' only. Don't tell me you support the mermaid and materialistic ish.

He won't even go near the kitchen

Umm.... Can't really describe it... Have u ever eaten rice with egusi soup? , taste sorta like white rice and egusi soup

Its one of my favs! My fav is in the soup category tho..

Lol, nope! I don't support it either , I only singled out flirting cos its a major turn off for me. Being materialistic has nothing to do with the pigment of your skin and as for the mermaid ish.. I think its also just another stereotype. Africans believe that beautiful girls come from the sea. So, I'd rather you take that as a compliment the next time you hear it aii??

How's u feeling 2nyt babe??

OYO

udysweet:
@SINNZ hahahaha! Not really jus curios

Hmm.. Going through this thread must've made you realise that the OP is the worlds largest crap salesman

I'm faithful & loyal

OP your selfesteem landed on its nose after she said that didn't it?
Okay, upload a clearer pic so we can judge.

I once did. But vowed never to go that long someone I don't intend getting married to.

I'll pick Yemi Alade

Most girls just smile and look at you like you're some sort of genius

Mhizkel:

Seems dad's a good cook.
Me likey

I've always fantasized on tasting Ofe-akwu cos of a friend. He just wouldn't stop mentioning it, so it gat me wondering what sort of meal that could be. I already asked him to list the recipes so I can also be a living testimony of Ofe-akwu, but each time I wanna try, other things come in the way


Yeah, I did. Funny experience, and sometimes could be embarrasing. Lol

He's only a good cook when he's happy . He was probably very excited knowing that I and my bro was gonna touch down the villa today. I wasn't even expecting it.


Its morelike stew but prepared with oil gotten from fresh palm fruit instead of the regular vegetable oil. I'm sure u haven't tasted it cos u aint down in the east. Where's ur mom from??


Well I don't follow stereotypes so be you light or darkskin, what matters is character & orientation. For example, flirting is NOT exclusive to light skinned ladies, dark skinned chics can flirt for africa oo

udysweet:
Oops! Mabinu mbok,lol. Hope you prayed all NLers including ur enemies cos I know dey abound. As for me I know I don't have any here except the ones I don't know o,lol.
Btw @opp am curios now I was running before,lol. Let's test ur abilities. I need you to see smtn about me now except you havnt gotn ur form back cos u mentioned in one other thread abt havin lost form. I ddnt say see future o I need smtn abt me presently or in d past cos I need to test u. *ur time stats now!*lol

The bolded got me ROTFL!

Anyway, I'm not gonna lie, I didn't. I only prayed for my family and "well-wishers". Cest fini!


So you buy this crap the OP is selling?

Omo na yoruba girl kpata be that oo

Takes a certain level of trust, maturity and commitment to be able to maintain a relationship with someone far away from you. It depends on you tho.. Cos as jealous as I am, I can't date someone far away from me except I've got no doubts about her integrity. #BuhariStyle