NYSC / Re: Burial Of Praise Folorunsho, Kebbi Corper Who Died In Accident (Photos) by Sirnose(m): 5:57pm On Dec 05, 2019 |
R.I.P dear corper!
And still yet people want you to die for Nigeria, when Nigeria doesn't even know you exist! 55 Likes 3 Shares |
Health / Re: HIV/AIDS: Cross River State Still On Danger List by Sirnose(m): 9:44am On Dec 01, 2019 |
MEJOISLAND:
Pls read the whole story again. The HIV rate in cross river state(calabar) is one of the lowest in the country but neighbouring states like Rivers, Akwa Ibom( which to you n so many other Nigerians is calabar too) have some of the highest prevalent rates in the country. For your information, Akwa Ibom isn't calabar. It's another state with Uyo as its capital. Get a map Pls. comprehension is really difficult that's why he didn't understand what he read!!... Just leave him to continue to wallow in foolry |
Romance / Re: How To Know If A Girl Likes You – Ladies Deepest Secrets Revealed by Sirnose(m): 2:32pm On Nov 04, 2019 |
All those things are scam... 1. What if the girl is licking her dry lips to moist them?..you will now take it as a sign that she likes you and even try go for a kiss sef!..na GBOSA!!! You go see for your face..
2. A Nigerian girl that will ask you out on a date, and invite her friends so that you will pay the bills..your own don finish be that They are always hungry!!..ask a girl all day if she's eaten?..her reply will always be NO!! Hungry Nigerian girls,especially those ones in the University!...
CONCLUSION
Las las na "Bestie" sure pass.. Till today I still have a female Bestie that whenever I call her to come for praise and worship,she runs down...even after introducing me to her boyfriend...guy man will see me with her and hailing me, not knowing he's just there to pay bills...
In summary, all I have to say is those signs if followed go put you for trouble..
I so submt.. 3 Likes 2 Shares |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Queen Elizabeth's Strangest Powers And Privileges by Sirnose(m): 4:57pm On Oct 31, 2019 |
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Foreign Affairs / Re: Queen Elizabeth's Strangest Powers And Privileges by Sirnose(m): 7:22am On Oct 30, 2019 |
All hail the Queen!! 4 Likes 1 Share |
TV/Movies / Re: AMAA 2019: Complete List Of Winners by Sirnose(m): 11:08am On Oct 28, 2019 |
Amstupid: If to say WOMB dey okay,, Shey Na award go be her priority
I no call name o your moniker says it all...wonder when you became God that gives children!!...or did He ask you to take his place!? Stop playing God and be human for once...jeez!!! 18 Likes 3 Shares |
Education / Re: After Writing WAEC 5 Times I Finally Scaled Through by Sirnose(m): 11:01am On Oct 28, 2019 |
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Education / Re: After Writing WAEC 5 Times I Finally Scaled Through by Sirnose(m): 8:56am On Oct 28, 2019 |
Ishilove:
What difference? ![smiley](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/smiley.png) in my own case,it was one of my teachers that even encouraged me to dubb,and I glad to say I dubbed confidently and unashamedly too..came out with a C4 in maths ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) |
Education / Re: After Writing WAEC 5 Times I Finally Scaled Through by Sirnose(m): 11:25pm On Oct 27, 2019 |
Ishilove: I celebrate you, young brother. Lord knows I am terrible at even basic Maths so I can understand to some extent your battle. It takes sheer guts not to have given up. I really celebrate you o.
I have a friend here (you know yourself ) who I call from work to give me the answer to some basic calculations in the office. The first time I called him was for him to explain to me how to get the percentage of a figure, and since then it has become a regular occurrence.
I am not ashamed to admit that I giraffed to get a borderline C6 in mathematics in WASSCE. I first wrote GCE in SS2 and got F9 in Mathematics and Biology, but I wasn't really bothered because I was using it to practice. The following year, the only topics I studied in Maths was Mean, Median and Mode because it was easy. I didn't bother with other topics because everything was like Greek.
Exam day, i breezed through the only MMM question, dropped my pen and turned to my seat mate, Richard to see if he had gone far so I could copy from him. To my utmost chagrin, Richard was dubbing from me.
Toh.
I knew I was about to be fvcked anally with a ten foot pole, without lubes!
When my guy was done, we both sat twiddling our thumbs and occasionally glancing round the large, silent hall. It seemed like we were the only idle students. Everyone was writing. ![cry](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/cry.gif)
The invigilator passed by and gave Richard and I side eyes. I quickly bent down and formed activity.
That's is how we stayed for the whole 2hours 15 minutes. At the final 15 minutes, we had started to panic. Richard managed to answer one more question but I was sure it was rubbish, but I still copied sha. I was close to tears at this point.
In desperation, he turned back and saw that his crush, one tall, foine sisi like that had not only finished her booklet, but was now using extra sheet.
Richard exclaimed "Ha, aye mi o!" ![embarassed](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/embarassed.png)
He proceeded to snatch her booklet off her table, unmindful of her gasped protests and the invigilator close by, dumped it in-between us and the next words he whispered to me are forever burned in my memory.
He said: "Ishi, if you know what is good for you, you better write as fast as you can."
And write fast I did.
At the end of 12 minutes which passed in a blur, I had dubbed the solutions to 6 questions. ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png)
We both got C6, thanks to the grace of God and bold dubbing.
This is my WAEC testimony. ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png)
I and Richie have long lost contact but I still bless God for him anytime I think back to that day, almost 2 decades ago. You want to kill me with laughter!!..it felt like you were narrating my story with just a little difference though.. 1 Like 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Lagos To Launch Intra-city Lines By 2020 To Reduce Traffic Congestion by Sirnose(m): 4:12pm On Oct 22, 2019 |
Zimbola7: [s][/s] Balderdash Let him continue to wallow in his stupidity, I believe he's being paid to promote the mediocrity of his boss |
Politics / Re: Lagos To Launch Intra-city Lines By 2020 To Reduce Traffic Congestion by Sirnose(m): 4:09pm On Oct 22, 2019 |
Commentor:
Governance is about multi tasking.
Is that concept too difficult for you to grasp? I won't drag issues with you, we are al in this Lagos and we shall be watching... Shalom! |
Politics / Re: Lagos To Launch Intra-city Lines By 2020 To Reduce Traffic Congestion by Sirnose(m): 3:57pm On Oct 22, 2019 |
Commentor:
Reason like someone who has some level of education.
Did I say he shouldn't complete the rail project ? Both can be done simultaneously and that's not clout chasing.
That will mean him paying more attention to his own project and little or no attention at all to the light rail, since its not his own project... Now if that is not clout chasing, please help me out with a better name for it...He's only trying to get attention...it's as simple as that |
Politics / Re: Lagos To Launch Intra-city Lines By 2020 To Reduce Traffic Congestion by Sirnose(m): 3:29pm On Oct 22, 2019 |
Commentor:
He doesn't have to complete the light rail before embarking on other alternatives. Did you just say he doesn't have to complete the light rail!?..its until he completes the light rail and it becomes functional that Lagosians will believe he's working... Leaving a project that has already been started to embark on another one is simply clout chasing! |
Phones / Re: USSD Charges: MTN, Nigerians React To The Introduction by Sirnose(m): 11:09pm On Oct 20, 2019 |
Well, I have been hearing people say they charge them when they use USSD code, but I had never experienced it..but I got the text from MTN tho..
Lemme just wait till tomorrow and see first |
Phones / Re: Airtel Unveils New Cheap Data Plans To Satisfy Consumers Growing Demand by Sirnose(m): 10:24pm On Oct 20, 2019 |
madgoat:
Get a job and stop being lazy so that u can afford more than N500 you that have a job, get him a job too na, so that his comments won't irritate you again!!! Wonder what's wrong with some people sef...must everyone be on the same level in life? Just because you can afford it,doesn't mean every other person can also afford it... Live let live.... 17 Likes 1 Share |
Music/Radio / Re: Headies 2019 Awards: Did Wizkid Intentionally Plan To Wreck This Year Headies? by Sirnose(m): 12:05am On Oct 20, 2019 |
Jeez...I almost attend the award night ooo... Now watching it on TV, I come dey thank God say I no waste my transport and ticket money...sleep wan kii me for here!!! 8 Likes 2 Shares |
Religion / Re: #PastorWilsonChallenge Trending On Twitter - Checkout Top Tweets (123.com.ng) by Sirnose(m): 8:10pm On Oct 19, 2019 |
I just got a message that USSD transaction will be taxed from Monday 21st....[/quote] Hey!!..i also got the same message from MTN ...wonder what it means anyway |
Romance / Re: 24-Year-Old Man Weds His American Fiancée In Ughelli, Delta State by Sirnose(m): 12:51pm On Oct 19, 2019 |
cococandy:
When it’s your fellow men, then it’s not gold digging.
Shameless hypocrites who is this one? Don't many of you girls also wish you got married to a foreigner, as long as he's white, you are already wet!! Pretender oshi 5 Likes 1 Share |
Crime / Re: Nanny Jailed After Getting Pregnant For The 11-yr-old Boy She Sexually Abused by Sirnose(m): 10:33am On Oct 19, 2019 |
That boy's sperm strong sha!... At age 11 him don dey give belle! |
Education / Re: Course Codes Only Graduates And Undergraduatescan Relate To by Sirnose(m): 9:57am On Oct 19, 2019 |
HIS 101 Chai! that course in Unical is usually a nightmare to year one students!!.. It can make you change your friends at the end of the semester! ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) |
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Romance / Re: 24-Year-Old Man Weds His American Fiancée In Ughelli, Delta State by Sirnose(m): 9:43am On Oct 19, 2019 |
Green card things all the way!!! Any way to leave this country is acceptable Abeg before we all die 12 Likes 1 Share |
TV/Movies / Re: The Next Titan: Doctor Olatunde Qadri Quits His Job For Reality TV Show by Sirnose(m): 8:11am On Oct 19, 2019 |
aniagoluaustin: If being an actor was his dream.. So my brother I. Give you go Ahead 0dont just rush to comment because you know how to type, read and comprehend first. He never said he wants to be an actor, but a fashion designer and a doctor!!..got it? You're welcome! |
Travel / Re: LASTMA Vehicle Falls While Chasing A Car From Onipanu To Maryland, Lagos (Video) by Sirnose(m): 12:35pm On Oct 18, 2019 |
fedorahat: Lol very very funny more funny is the person commented on the video well lastma is one organisation that I know is useless but not as useless as road safety I mean federal road safety corporation [b][/b]federal road safety corps |
Politics / Re: Abdulkarim Dauda's Retirement Year Extended By 3 Years By Buhari - DailyNigerian by Sirnose(m): 8:21am On Oct 10, 2019 |
I will tow the line of those guys that never have any meaningful comment,only to type "there was a country ".... |
Politics / Re: Adamu Adamu Says Teachers To Get Free 1GB Data by Sirnose(m): 8:14am On Oct 10, 2019 |
Sterope: That is a lot of data I hope you are only trying to be sarcastic? but if you are serious then you don't have a brain, but catarrgh in you head.. |
Romance / Re: Husband Catches Wife Sending Nude Photos To Man Who Promised 2 Buy Her Iphone 11 by Sirnose(m): 1:45am On Oct 10, 2019 |
Magnoliaa:
Getting married is not a risk. wit the way girls have materialised relationships, getting married is the biggest risk to ever take |
Phone/Internet Market / Re: Xiaomi, Leagoo, Doogee, Cubot, Umidigi Phones Service Center Nigeria Lagos by Sirnose(m): 8:22pm On Oct 09, 2019 |
repairpalng: We're available Tried calling you, but your number is switched off, my cubot has screen issues, how much will it cost to change the screen?...please reply ASAP |
Romance / Re: Husband Catches Wife Sending Nude Photos To Man Who Promised 2 Buy Her Iphone 11 by Sirnose(m): 2:16pm On Oct 07, 2019 |
Another one reason why getting married is taking risk...just for a phone... |
Celebrities / Re: Venita, Calls Out Omashola For Abusing Her On A Global Stage by Sirnose(m): 2:13pm On Oct 07, 2019 |
Hhhmm |
Health / Re: I Have A Skin Problem, Please Advise by Sirnose(m): 1:24pm On Oct 07, 2019 |
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Politics / Re: Sagamu-Ogijo Road: A Look At One Of Nigeria's Worst Roads (Photos) by Sirnose(m): 1:08pm On Oct 07, 2019 |
BolaAdeyemo: Buhari have fixed all these roads na
Something that Jonathan couldn't do in 6 years Buhari kii u there |