R.I.P dear corper!

And still yet people want you to die for Nigeria, when Nigeria doesn't even know you exist!

MEJOISLAND:

Pls read the whole story again. The HIV rate in cross river state(calabar) is one of the lowest in the country but neighbouring states like Rivers, Akwa Ibom( which to you n so many other Nigerians is calabar too) have some of the highest prevalent rates in the country.
For your information, Akwa Ibom isn't calabar. It's another state with Uyo as its capital. Get a map Pls.

comprehension is really difficult that's why he didn't understand what he read!!...
Just leave him to continue to wallow in foolry

All those things are scam...
1. What if the girl is licking her dry lips to moist them?..you will now take it as a sign that she likes you and even try go for a kiss sef!..na GBOSA!!! You go see for your face..

2. A Nigerian girl that will ask you out on a date, and invite her friends so that you will pay the bills..your own don finish be that
They are always hungry!!..ask a girl all day if she's eaten?..her reply will always be NO!!
Hungry Nigerian girls,especially those ones in the University!...

CONCLUSION

Las las na "Bestie" sure pass..
Till today I still have a female Bestie that whenever I call her to come for praise and worship,she runs down...even after introducing me to her boyfriend...guy man will see me with her and hailing me, not knowing he's just there to pay bills...

In summary, all I have to say is those signs if followed go put you for trouble..
















I so submt..

What I do na babe?

newdawn2017:

All hail the Queen!!

Amstupid:
If to say WOMB dey okay,, Shey Na award go be her priority


I no call name o

your moniker says it all...wonder when you became God that gives children!!...or did He ask you to take his place!?





Stop playing God and be human for once...jeez!!!

Ishilove:

Twale baba! You be my oga

Lol!!...forget maths abeg!,it was just never meant for some of us

Ishilove:

What difference?

in my own case,it was one of my teachers that even encouraged me to dubb,and I glad to say I dubbed confidently and unashamedly too..came out with a C4 in maths

Ishilove:
I celebrate you, young brother. Lord knows I am terrible at even basic Maths so I can understand to some extent your battle. It takes sheer guts not to have given up. I really celebrate you o.

I have a friend here (you know yourself ) who I call from work to give me the answer to some basic calculations in the office. The first time I called him was for him to explain to me how to get the percentage of a figure, and since then it has become a regular occurrence.

I am not ashamed to admit that I giraffed to get a borderline C6 in mathematics in WASSCE. I first wrote GCE in SS2 and got F9 in Mathematics and Biology, but I wasn't really bothered because I was using it to practice. The following year, the only topics I studied in Maths was Mean, Median and Mode because it was easy. I didn't bother with other topics because everything was like Greek.

Exam day, i breezed through the only MMM question, dropped my pen and turned to my seat mate, Richard to see if he had gone far so I could copy from him. To my utmost chagrin, Richard was dubbing from me.

Toh.

I knew I was about to be fvcked anally with a ten foot pole, without lubes!

When my guy was done, we both sat twiddling our thumbs and occasionally glancing round the large, silent hall. It seemed like we were the only idle students. Everyone was writing.

The invigilator passed by and gave Richard and I side eyes. I quickly bent down and formed activity.

That's is how we stayed for the whole 2hours 15 minutes. At the final 15 minutes, we had started to panic. Richard managed to answer one more question but I was sure it was rubbish, but I still copied sha. I was close to tears at this point.

In desperation, he turned back and saw that his crush, one tall, foine sisi like that had not only finished her booklet, but was now using extra sheet.

Richard exclaimed "Ha, aye mi o!"

He proceeded to snatch her booklet off her table, unmindful of her gasped protests and the invigilator close by, dumped it in-between us and the next words he whispered to me are forever burned in my memory.

He said: "Ishi, if you know what is good for you, you better write as fast as you can."

And write fast I did.

At the end of 12 minutes which passed in a blur, I had dubbed the solutions to 6 questions.

We both got C6, thanks to the grace of God and bold dubbing.

This is my WAEC testimony.

I and Richie have long lost contact but I still bless God for him anytime I think back to that day, almost 2 decades ago.

You want to kill me with laughter!!..it felt like you were narrating my story with just a little difference though..

Zimbola7:
[s][/s]
Balderdash

Let him continue to wallow in his stupidity, I believe he's being paid to promote the mediocrity of his boss

Commentor:



Governance is about multi tasking.

Is that concept too difficult for you to grasp?

I won't drag issues with you, we are al in this Lagos and we shall be watching...















Shalom!

Commentor:


Reason like someone who has some level of education.

Did I say he shouldn't complete the rail project ?
Both can be done simultaneously and that's not clout chasing.

That will mean him paying more attention to his own project and little or no attention at all to the light rail, since its not his own project...








Now if that is not clout chasing, please help me out with a better name for it...He's only trying to get attention...it's as simple as that

Commentor:


He doesn't have to complete the light rail before embarking on other alternatives.

Did you just say he doesn't have to complete the light rail!?..its until he completes the light rail and it becomes functional that Lagosians will believe he's working...






Leaving a project that has already been started to embark on another one is simply clout chasing!

Well, I have been hearing people say they charge them when they use USSD code, but I had never experienced it..but I got the text from MTN tho..






Lemme just wait till tomorrow and see first

madgoat:

Get a job and stop being lazy so that u can afford more than N500

you that have a job, get him a job too na, so that his comments won't irritate you again!!!








Wonder what's wrong with some people sef...must everyone be on the same level in life?
Just because you can afford it,doesn't mean every other person can also afford it...

Live let live....

Jeez...I almost attend the award night ooo...
Now watching it on TV, I come dey thank God say I no waste my transport and ticket money...sleep wan kii me for here!!!

I just got a message that USSD transaction will be taxed from Monday 21st....[/quote] Hey!!..i also got the same message from MTN ...wonder what it means anyway

cococandy:






When it’s your fellow men, then it’s not gold digging.

Shameless hypocrites

who is this one?
Don't many of you girls also wish you got married to a foreigner, as long as he's white, you are already wet!!

Pretender oshi

That boy's sperm strong sha!...
At age 11 him don dey give belle!

HIS 101











Chai! that course in Unical is usually a nightmare to year one students!!..
It can make you change your friends at the end of the semester!

Green card things all the way!!!
Any way to leave this country is acceptable Abeg before we all die

aniagoluaustin:
If being an actor was his dream.. So my brother I. Give you go Ahead

0dont just rush to comment because you know how to type, read and comprehend first. He never said he wants to be an actor, but a fashion designer and a doctor!!..got it?









You're welcome!

fedorahat:
Lol very very funny more funny is the person commented on the video well lastma is one organisation that I know is useless but not as useless as road safety I mean federal road safety corporation

[b][/b]federal road safety corps

I will tow the line of those guys that never have any meaningful comment,only to type "there was a country "....

Sterope:
That is a lot of data

I hope you are only trying to be sarcastic? but if you are serious then you don't have a brain, but catarrgh in you head..

Magnoliaa:


Getting married is not a risk.

wit the way girls have materialised relationships, getting married is the biggest risk to ever take

repairpalng:
We're available

Tried calling you, but your number is switched off, my cubot has screen issues, how much will it cost to change the screen?...please reply ASAP

Another one reason why getting married is taking risk...just for a phone...

Hhhmm

Abbeyme:
Go to a skinologist

it's a DERMATOLOGIST huncle...u re welcome!!!

BolaAdeyemo:
Buhari have fixed all these roads na

Something that Jonathan couldn't do in 6 years

Buhari kii u there