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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Recruitment Into Nigerian Prisons Service 2018 by SirToothBrush: 11:16pm On May 06, 2018
Spymate:
Pls can I use a medical fitness of 2017
No its not advisable because your age in 2017 is different from 2018. But if your age is still the same then no problem
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Pls Who Knows This Place by SirToothBrush: 10:54pm On May 06, 2018
Ejiod:

Mtchwww!. Its not every post u comment slowpoke. Pls read the lines b4 quoting me, its not 70k job or 150k job so plz swerve. To calm your curiosity I was called,not those kinda TEXT message you receive. Hope u get to that point when HR will call you when best to interview you.Meanwhile have a nice day slowpoke.
I forgot to tell u in case u wanna get to that point, simply be guru on MS SQL server and SSIS,and SSRS,

well since you've took a simple harmless comment to mean a warfare and result to name calling I wish to tell you .... You are an unintelligent fellow not worth a penny.
You could have used Google or Google maps to find the location but in your inborn art of foolery you have decided to ridicule your shameless father that stoop so low to couplate with a cheerful giver you call a mother.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Pls Who Knows This Place by SirToothBrush: 9:56pm On May 06, 2018
Ejiod:
U guys should talk na, I'm going there tomorrow.
please kindly inform us tomorrow if its GNLD or NeoLife so that we can add the address to "The Black Book"

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Celebrities / Re: Nobody's Talking Abt The Annoying Tribalism Meted Out By Headies by SirToothBrush: 9:41pm On May 06, 2018
Juliet11111:
they made it seem like a purely Yoruba thing. I'm sure they would have wailed nonstop had it been the reverse was the case. NOT even phyno, flavour, tekno, runtown, patoranking, p_square [neither rudeboy nor Mr p] zoro. who are all igbos. im also sure it was intentional. we have to shun tribalism for and partiality for Nigeria to move forward.
Go back and organize your own ! Shikena

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Religion / Re: What Is Life? by SirToothBrush: 9:05pm On May 06, 2018
Ladyhippolyta88:
To me life is a battlefield you fight for what you earn or own you lose some you win some . Nothing on earth is permanent that is why things and times changes.Your questions are valid nothing like happily ever after but I believe there is something like happily sometimes after.Meaning you can be happy today and sad tommorow.While reading through where you stated being a child is the best thing ever reminded me of a poem Birches by Robert frost in which he stated that you lose nothing or think about anything in childhood.
As a child my pet dog died and that was my first pain in life

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Family / Happy Birthday Ayoolu by SirToothBrush: 3:43am On May 05, 2018
Happy birthday ayoolu stay blessed. Rise and shine as a joy to your family each day.
Religion / Happy Birthday Wilfrik200 by SirToothBrush: 3:24am On May 05, 2018
Happy birthday day.. Its a new day and a new age. Age in strength and wisdom wilfrik200
Autos / Happy Birthday Nov19 by SirToothBrush: 3:03am On May 05, 2018
Happy birthday bro. Stay blessed and remain young. Nov19

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Romance / Re: Help My Boyfriend Doesn't Last Long On Bed by SirToothBrush: 2:51am On May 05, 2018
Bianda24:


Sure I will. Please do prescribe the medicine for me. I love him so much
Viagra... Works wonders
NYSC / Re: Body Of Corps Member Who Died In Kwara NYSC Camp Gets Buried by SirToothBrush: 4:13am On May 03, 2018
Well wht can I say. We live and we die.
Have fun like you will die tomorrow
Don't miss it
Romance / Re: When Ilorin Boys Decide To Turn Up At Your Party by SirToothBrush: 1:59am On May 03, 2018
QueenSekxy:
What's this rubbish?
now look here, you low life lilly looking weak girl. Those boys wear a cap that can buy your whole linage ! What am I even saying ! Your whole tribe comes cheap like 2 naira coins and that is why your kind is available at the snap of a finger.
That your neck like a starving chicken from Somalia with deep trenches having a semblance with off shore drilling.
You really need a doctor
Politics / Re: Buhari Orders Recruitment Of 6,000 Policemen - APPLY NOW by SirToothBrush: 2:13pm On May 01, 2018
Policing job is really dignifying but here in Nigeria, I will rather be jobless than be part of the Nigeria police force.

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Romance / When Ilorin Boys Decide To Turn Up At Your Party by SirToothBrush: 2:11pm On May 01, 2018
Say something nice.
The real geez grin grin

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Education / Re: Can You Answer This Tough Fbi Secret Agent Questions by SirToothBrush: 9:25am On Apr 27, 2018
ShareMe24:
Source:-
http://keneval..com.ng/2018/04/can-you-answer-these-four-tough-fbi.html

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A Serial killer,named Killmonger was famous for killing his victims by poisoning. The Victim was made to stand across a table and pick one out of rwo pills. The serial killer also picked the remaining pill.The Victim then preceded to swallow the pill with a glass of water and the next moment they fall and die quickly.The question is..HOW IS IT THAT THE KILLER NEVER PICKED THE POISONED PILL..DOES HE USE JAZZ, OR VOODOO OR WHAT!

No..2 loading
the water now

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Politics / Just When I Thought Nairaland Cannot Surprise Me Again : Then This by SirToothBrush: 9:16am On Apr 27, 2018
What is wrong with this picture ??

Politics / Re: Senator Abu Ibrahim Dismisses Motion For Impeachment Of Buhari As PDP Conspiracy by SirToothBrush: 2:20pm On Apr 26, 2018
I knew this impeachment was dead on arrival. You can only use the constitution to impeach a President that respects the rule of law
If Nigeria wasn't a dysfunctional country, Buhari should have been impeached since the last quarter of 2016.
If you know, you know
Sports / Re: Arsenal Players Fight In Training Ahead Atletico Clash - See Pictures by SirToothBrush: 4:42am On Apr 26, 2018
PheezyLee:
Shut up there, liar! Both guys av debunked it.
But they fought, I actually watched the video. I would have said Bellerin was at fault but as a professional player you have to take training serious
Politics / Re: Donald Duke Replies Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala "You Left Nigeria Poorer Than You Met It by SirToothBrush: 4:44am On Apr 25, 2018
Donald Duke, the devil with a an angel's face You can't justify certain things.
Trying to pull a brother down
Trying to pull your tribesmen down
Trying to pull your kinsman down.

Its all getting clear now. I remembered when they used bullets to tear madam Ngozi Okonjo Iweala spiritual gele

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Romance / Some Very Important Views On "Why Are Men Scared Of Getting Married" by SirToothBrush: 9:10am On Apr 18, 2018
geesunge:
We can primarily attribute the reason why men don't want to get married to our economy. This is among the reasons why ladies also jump from one bed to another. I think, many jobless Nigerian ladies now depend solely on their boyfriends to meet their basics needs. A guy who's trying to balance financially now feels the demand for money will inevitably increase once the girlfriend becomes his wife. Therefore, the need to soft pedal before the lady pushes him to commit suicide eventually. The problem is, many ladies are just heartless. A guy can't satisfy them no matter what is done as a sacrifice. They have very big, ever increasing straws to suck their potential husbands dry. God have mercy!

thunderbabs:
We seem to have good knowledge of how marriage is like and we scared of falling or having similar experiences.

Mostly the bad parts..... Noticed our generation get tired of marriage early so we singles be like, what are we rushing in for....moments where u see ur partner on ur bedside and u wondering why u ever got married in d first place. Coupled with female problems associated with marriage....all mks marriage detestable.

N.B My opinion doesnt even leave the rich boiz out of it too


coolzeal:
Women marry men hoping they will secure financial gain and security. Men marry women hoping to continue their lineage. So each is inevitably disappointed.
Also remember that a successful marriage depends on three things:
(1) finding the right person,
(2) being the right person and
(3) Financial stability.

IamaNigerianGuy:
When you count the number of unhappy marriages ...
When you count the number of divorces...
When you witness the humiliation and spousal abuse both parties go through...
when you witness spousal infidelity...
People living in pain and dying in silence...
When you consider the unrealistic demands of women...
When you realize 'most hoes a'int faithful'....
When you come to know that sex is cheap and abundant in our time...
When you consider the bad economy.....

You will be afraid of marriage too OP

Why will I spend so much on a marriage and my wife will have an uncouth mouth. No one will be happy using his money to seal a Union with trouble now.

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Romance / Re: Why Are Men Scared Of Getting Married? by SirToothBrush: 8:43am On Apr 18, 2018
BadBradley:


7 billion? That's the entire human population of both sexes!

hahahha madam safiaa is not well informed or she is gender confused. I think she is a feminist and think the entire human population is male grin
Politics / Re: Massive Riots Going In Maitama as Police and Shites Clash, by SirToothBrush: 12:10pm On Apr 16, 2018
Islam is the Religion of Peace wink cheesy


If you find this offensive then jokes on you

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NYSC / Re: NYSC Gives Update On Printing Of Call-up Letters by SirToothBrush: 9:41am On Apr 16, 2018
Edo
TV/Movies / Re: Have Us Seen Any Movie Acted With The Real Aso Rock Settings? by SirToothBrush: 1:25am On Apr 16, 2018
omotuntun:
We have see movies like White house down, Olympus has fallen, among many other, that was acted and it looks real like the presidential settings. And we see how people tour inside the White House where the world president stays.

In Nigeria, have you ever seen any movies that has the Aso Rock settings in it, and you have a complete view on how the Aso Rock presidential villa looks like.

Have u ever seen a video tour of the Aso rock building?

Abi u near the front Mopol teach u lesson?

Share your views my people



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Nigeria will get there soon
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nimc 2012/2013 Interview by SirToothBrush: 6:20pm On Apr 15, 2018
obioma2000:
@Fidebona for now the training are for those deployed to state offices and local gvt areas!!
I had to follow this thread from page one. Hope you are having a good time at work
Politics / Re: Soldier Reveals What Happened When They Came Under Boko Haram Ambush. by SirToothBrush: 5:20pm On Apr 15, 2018
sam22222:
*wink*
seun come and see something
Foreign Affairs / Re: How Did The Syrian War Start ? Why is there a war in Syria ? by SirToothBrush: 11:52am On Apr 15, 2018
MrMystrO what you put up there is conspiracy theories.
The Syrian situation that led to a war is a bit similar to what is happening in Nigeria right now.
Try and compare the following

SirToothBrush:

Even before the conflict began, many Syrians were complaining about high unemployment, corruption and a lack of political freedom under President Bashar al-Assad, who succeeded his late father Hafez in 2000
Religion / Re: Prayer Point: God Please Touch The Heart Of Satan And Forgive It For It's Sins by SirToothBrush: 11:37am On Apr 15, 2018
CAPSLOCKED the blood of Jesus will go to waste if that prayer is answered grin

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Religion / Re: I Know Someone Who Killed 450 People by SirToothBrush: 11:11am On Apr 15, 2018
FishLegs:
lmao
The slap �� pain am well well

Religion / Re: Things You Should Never Do In A Church Again by SirToothBrush: 11:09am On Apr 15, 2018
hopefulLandlord:

if you don't pay tithe you go to hell


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7C3VExeY6A

Lol the internet never forgets

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Religion / Re: I Know Someone Who Killed 450 People by SirToothBrush: 10:49am On Apr 15, 2018
[quote author=FishLegs post=66723818][/quote] your moniker says it all Fishlegs with fish brain

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