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Religion / Re: What Buhari Did To Me In My Dream Last Night. by skimena: 4:16pm On Jul 01, 2020
dullardinoh
Health / Death At 7AM by skimena: 4:09pm On Jul 01, 2020
DEATH AT 7AM

At a hospital's intensive care unit, {I.C.U}, patients always pass-away in the same bed at 7am every morning regardless of their condition.

This situation puzzled medical staff, so a group of medical doctors decided to observe the bed in secret and waited for the fateful hour. Some held crosses and prayer books to ward off evil influences.

While the less superstitious ones held cameras, tablets, smart phones to capture every moment of this hour.

At exactly 7 am, the door to the ward slowly opened, and behold, Mama Sikira the cleaner who usually starts her duties at 7:00am, came in and disconnected the life support machine from the main power source and plugged in her Nokia phone charger.

....IF YOU THINK EDUCATION IS EXPENSIVE TRY IGNORANCE.
Politics / Current Crisis In Popular Oba Market Benin Between Market Women & Security by skimena: 12:54pm On Jul 01, 2020
There's a disagreement currently on ground in the popular Oba market in Benin City Edo state between the Oba market women and the security men that are securing the market to ensure that properties in the market are secured.. These men have been the one protecting the market before the current pandemic that hit the nation. From the information that I gathered, it's the market women that contribute money to pay these security men every month. But due to this covid 19, the women where asked to relocate from the market to a government primary school so as to control the spread of covid 19. But now that the nation is on ease of lockdown, the market women have gradually returning to their various shades in the market. The security men who have been on ground watching and securing the market in the absence of the market women started demanding for their 3 months salary of guilding the market while the women where away. But trouble started as many of the women are saying they will not pay any money because they didn't sell in the market during the period of the lockdown. some were even saying that during the lockdown that they took their products (goods) home. hence they don't see any reason why they will pay. I'm using this medium to beg on the relevant authority in Edo state to intervene before this matter will get out of hand. As 4 me, I think those security men deseve their pay. What's your take on this?
Culture / Re: The Green Snakes Of Okposi, Ebonyi State by skimena: 6:28am On Jun 30, 2020
Finally I read your article on nairaland. good one bro. Just remembering those days in okposi with ismaeela, Yusuf dickson joy edjeba and my rugged self d solistic solo in okposi development center.
Family / Re: Should I Divorce My Wife? by skimena: 5:47am On Jun 30, 2020
Many of those attacking d op are teenagers who can't even take care of their girlfriends need let alone married house wife m children. When they see topic that they lack d xperience, instead of them to learn, they will start making senseless comments. attacking the op like he doesn't know what he's saying. Bro I understand your predicament. some women seem to change attitude completely from d single girls they where before marriage but in all these, the signs were there just some men are always carried away with either love or lust but trust marriage. But trust marriage. Marriage must definitely open ur eyes. I'm sure your eyes have open now. I would have love to advice u but I'm sorry I can't. d point u are now u are d only one that can advice yourself. Nobody pushed u in and let nobody push u out. Besides no matter the bad character she's possessing today that makes you fed up. She'll still have 1 or 2 good qualities that made u ingnore d early signs or warnings of d bad character she's exibiting today. I think she can't b 100% bad. The choice is yours bro. Marriage is not 4 boys but 4 men who can handle issues. This is the time to prove u are a man.

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Romance / Re: My Obsession With Boob by skimena: 4:33pm On Jun 29, 2020
But y is it that when it comes to topic like this, d ladies don't comment? is not good o
Romance / Re: I Just Found Out Something Shocking About Buhari On Nairaland by skimena: 11:58am On Jun 28, 2020
President Buhari
Sports / Re: Enyeama Lands First Coaching Job In France by skimena: 9:08pm On Jun 27, 2020
good news
Religion / Re: What Buhari Did To Me In My Dream Last Night. by skimena: 5:41pm On Jun 27, 2020
airminem:
GRAB YOUR HOLY BOOK!
I have the holy Bible

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Celebrities / Re: 'I Didn't Know Hushpuppi To Be A Criminal' - Daddy Freeze Replies His Critics by skimena: 2:56pm On Jun 27, 2020
gurunlocker:
grin

Stupid man! You dey craze... You don't know him to be a criminal? But the so call Real estate developer does not have a single picture of the house he has sold or the building he has finished grin grin


You are quick to castigate pastors and mislead people based on your own thoughts and what you think is right.

You were even saying in the video that Hush pays his driver 700,000, more than LG chairman. That those abusing hush should come and apply to be his driver.


Greedy man!


If they did not call you out, will you make any video? Or you want to tell people you didn't know he was arrested?


I am sure he will be the first person to release a video assuming it was a pastor that got arrested.... Oloriburuku
Chai, see as u just finished this man called daddy freeze sorry baby freeze. pls don't allow him see this your post cos dis might want to make him drink snipper.
Religion / Re: What Buhari Did To Me In My Dream Last Night. by skimena: 11:57am On Jun 27, 2020
airminem:
Let me see your true photo guy before i input a honest opinion grin No waste my time o
I don't just feel comfortable uploading my pic here. But any advice or comment based on d above topic might be useful. Thanks

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Religion / Re: If The Sexual Urge Is Too Strong & You Are Not Married, Just Do This by skimena: 7:30pm On Jun 26, 2020
showafrica:


It works but the problem is the urge will still come back when a big nyash woman pass you. Sexual urge is a natural thing, the only solution is to marry. If no be money, guys suppose dey marry at age 20.
u have a good point

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Romance / Re: What President Buhari Did To Me In My Dream Last Night. It's Not Funny by skimena: 5:32pm On Jun 26, 2020
someone even suggested I should have used hand sanitizer when I woke up
Romance / What President Buhari Did To Me In My Dream Last Night. It's Not Funny by skimena: 5:25pm On Jun 26, 2020
I had a dream last night. in the dream I was privilege to see Mr President Buhari. I was very excited. as I was hailing him in the dream, Mr President responded to my greetings by giving me a handshake. When I woke up to see it was a dream I was still very excited. To me, having a handshake with Mr President could be a sign that I will meet great men in life. But as I share the dream with some of my friends, they started laughing. As I wonder why they were laughing, they told me that the dream wasn't a good one They said shaking hand with Mr President is a bad omen. What's your opinion?
Religion / What Buhari Did To Me In My Dream Last Night. by skimena: 12:58pm On Jun 26, 2020
I had a dream last night. in the dream I was privilege to see Mr President Buhari. I was very excited. as I was hailing him in the dream, Mr President responded to my greetings by giving me a handshake. When I woke up to see it was a dream I was still very excited. To me, having a handshake with Mr President could be a sign that I will meet great men in life. But as I share the dream with some of my friends, they started laughing. As I wonder why they were laughing, they told me that the dream wasn't a good 1. They said shaking hand with Mr President is a bad omen. What's your opinion?
Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze Slammed For Dining With Hushpuppi by skimena: 12:36pm On Jun 26, 2020
baby freeze is an hypocrite
Health / Let Me Just Leak The Secret About Covid 19 Once & For All. by skimena: 9:06am On Jun 26, 2020
This covid 19 pandemic has brought divergent views in the minds of nigerians. Some believe there's covid 19 in Nigeria while some say it doesn't exist here in Nigeria. But from my observation thus far it's clear that covid 19 does exist here in Nigeria. Just that it's like the covid 19 in Nigeria is different from the one in Europe. In Nigeria any sickness can be tagged covid 19. Headache or even stomach pain can be tagged covid 19 just to increase the number. Be that as it may, We just have to be careful. keep to the safety rules.
Food / Re: Never Knew There Was Meat In My Compound During This Lockdown by skimena: 9:27pm On Jun 25, 2020
Rabbit day sweet Sha. I killed 1 during this lockdown. Melon soup n rabbit are 5& 6

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Religion / If The Sexual Urge Is Too Strong & You Are Not Married, Just Do This by skimena: 8:40pm On Jun 25, 2020
I can't support masturbation or rape. Never. When u're Hot and you are not married. Just Read your Bible. Pray, sing praise and worship to God.

You won't even last 3 minutes before the urge will disappear.

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Romance / Re: Shocking Thing I Found In My Fridge Today by skimena: 11:02pm On Jun 24, 2020
TheOdd1sOut:
Useless topic
Holy Holy
Romance / Re: Shocking Thing I Found In My Fridge Today by skimena: 11:01pm On Jun 24, 2020
firstly ur name alone is a bomb. I like the name but it will be better if you change it from pussy Juliet to pussy bullet. because u have just used ur pussy to bullet d cocunba. b that as it may I will like to b ur friend because you like what I like n I like what you like

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Romance / The brain of a woman by skimena: 10:50pm On Jun 24, 2020
The first time I heard this word I just couldn't stop laughing. do girls really have fish brains? The girls of nowadays seem to be smarter than this or is it olden days women they are referring to? May be it's a personal view and not a general view. Just thinking aloud.
Properties / Again, Fire Guts The Popular Oba Market In Edo State by skimena: 5:05am On Jun 23, 2020
Fire guts Oba Market in Edo Published on June 22, 2020 By Timothy Omobude. It was a disastrous scenario at the early hour of Monday as fire gutted the popular Benin Monarch market close to the palace of the Oba of Benin Kingdom. Eyewitness who pleaded not to be mentioned told DAILY POST that all effort to reach the State Fire Service proved abortive as the state owned fire agency complained of not having water and fuel at their disposal. He said: ”Oga, you can see everything by yourself. When the fire started, we called the fire service. All they could say was that there was no water and fuel to come and help.
”Oga, see Oba market, see fire service office here; just behind this building, and they said they don’t have water and fuel. You can imagine”
Also, the state woman leader, Madam Blackky Ogiamien said she was surprised when she received a distress call concerning the incident.
”I received a call from one of my members saying Oba market was on fire around 1 am to 2 am. I quickly rushed down from my house at Dumez road and thank God for the firemen from the Government House, else the whole market would have been burnt down.
”Since the closure of markets in Benin, we have not had any fire incident, the government just reopen this market and see what is happening. We are still thinking of what can be done concerning that of Ekiosa that happened last year and this one has happened, making the whole thing more worrisome,” she added.

Romance / This Must Surely Make U Laff. Make Up Vs Beauty by skimena: 7:16pm On Jun 22, 2020
Just imagine u want to marry one out of them which one will u go for?

Crime / Re: Man Kills His Son And Daughter In Anambra While They Were Sleeping (Graphic) by skimena: 10:54pm On Jun 21, 2020
wickedness
Celebrities / Re: DJ Cuppy Dumps Arsenal After Defeat, Cries by skimena: 6:02pm On Jun 21, 2020
YorubaKinging:
Irrevelant girl

I know you'll blast me , that who Is my father?

But I've stored my treasure in heaven, id rather be poor here than to lose heaven

Meanwhile otedola wey no get two head has done many evil things to be who he is today and he will pay for it

Even his children too, one is already paying for it
Bro I would have love to know some of d evil things d man has done?
Romance / Re: Why Can't I Stick To Just 1 Woman? Please Advice Me by skimena: 3:59am On Jun 20, 2020
anthonyuncle:


clap for urself.

plz remember to write it down and show da note to ur kids & grandkids
I'm a record braker 4 breaking d pussy
Romance / Re: Why Can't I Stick To Just 1 Woman? Please Advice Me by skimena: 3:16am On Jun 20, 2020
anthonyuncle:

continue making noise there
I just finished bleeping 1 now. day there
Romance / Re: Why Can't I Stick To Just 1 Woman? Please Advice Me by skimena: 3:03am On Jun 20, 2020
anthonyuncle:
seriously?
attention seeking is an act by girls,
when did guys join that train
keep quiet there
Romance / Re: Why Can't I Stick To Just 1 Woman? Please Advice Me by skimena: 12:59am On Jun 20, 2020
Lyydia:
Cos u re not ok..
Really?
Romance / Why Can't I Stick To Just 1 Woman? Please Advice Me by skimena: 12:17am On Jun 20, 2020
Why can't I just stick to 1 particular woman? I believe in the slogan 1 man 1 vote but when it comes to women d story is different. I just enjoy bleeping them. I love to hear different ringtones. seeing different types of breasts. Women are the most beautiful creature on Earth.

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