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Health / Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by skimena: 5:24pm On Jun 05, 2020
When he was true he said" if I wasn't a professional, things like this can make the needle of injection to break in your buttocks. don't try it next time. " I said I'm sorry sir.
Health / Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by skimena: 9:56pm On Jun 04, 2020
I went to the hospital when I was sick. after the medical checkup, I was told I will have to take some drugs through injection. and I'm d type that is very scared of injection. as d doctor bend his head to give me the injection in my buttocks, I just fart on his face mistakingly or out of fear. I was embarrassed. I felt so ashamed of myself. When he was true he said" if I wasn't a professional things like this can make the needle of injection to break in your buttocks. don't try it next time. " I said I'm sorry sir.

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Crime / Re: Robbers Attack First Bank In Kogi. Kill Many Policemen, Customers (Graphic) by skimena: 9:33pm On Jun 04, 2020
just because of money? some people are really wicked
Romance / Re: I Offered To Give Her #1million Just To Have S*x With Her. This Is Her Response. by skimena: 1:10pm On Jun 03, 2020
PattyMike:


Again sir you are a deranged potential rapist and violence advocate. This your last mention.
if I'm a potential rapist then your mum sisters will b my victims grin
PattyMike:


Again sir you are a deranged potential rapist and violence advocate. This your last mention.
if I'm a potential rapist then your mum sisters will b my victims
Romance / Re: I Offered To Give Her #1million Just To Have S*x With Her. This Is Her Response. by skimena: 1:02pm On Jun 03, 2020
PattyMike:


Sir again you gan gan are a potential rapist, wether you are the owner of the story or not. Comman beat me, I repeated the trash.
well, we are in d era where every Tom dick n Harry now have access to d internet because of cheap data. u want to put yourself in a state of twedede n twedodom. if hand meet you I just hope you can defend what u are saying?
Romance / Re: I Offered To Give Her #1million Just To Have S*x With Her. This Is Her Response. by skimena: 12:37pm On Jun 03, 2020
PattyMike:
OP u be potential rapist as I dey look you so. 1m just for a piece of ass.
stop talking trash. if u don't have what to say y not keep keep quite?
Romance / Re: "Baby I'm Shy,baby I'm Shy"... Two 5 Alive Don FINISH by skimena: 10:31pm On Jun 02, 2020
simplepee:
What is the essence of this thread now?

Silly, c'mon go and read your books.
is like u are 1 of them. I don leak una secret. lol

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Romance / "Baby I'm Shy,baby I'm Shy"... Two 5 Alive Don FINISH by skimena: 10:25pm On Jun 02, 2020
I don't really know why girls like to form (pretend). As for me I love women very much. in as much as she's ready to give me what I want, I'm ready to flex her wela. just because of the way I take care of them, one change my name to Mr White. she said whenever she's with me she feels like she's with a white man. but my experience with this babe when I invited her over for the first time she was forming shyness but before 1 hour after some flexing 2 5 alive don enter her stomach. I'm really curious if she was really shy or that was pretence?
Romance / Re: How Long did U Practice Celibacy? by skimena: 6:39pm On Jun 01, 2020
Millenniumlady:
Please stop tagging me here i'm a virgin.
Ewoooooooo oooooo blood of Matthew. well I believe u. just the same way nobody will believe that I'm still a virgin
Politics / Re: APC Governors Meet Oshiomole Over Rift With Obaseki by skimena: 4:48pm On Jun 01, 2020
Obaseki should cross carpet to PDP as matter of urgency. Let d game begins
Romance / Re: I Offered To Give Her #1million Just To Have S*x With Her. This Is Her Response. by skimena: 2:45pm On Jun 01, 2020
Beatswim:
thank God of her.. Her mother is a prayer Warrior.. Sh know you are a yahoo ritualist that wants to use her.. I congratulate her as many have fallen victim of this.. Why would dangote pay 3k dollar just to sleep with a girl hes already friends wt.. Her mum is truly a prayer Warrior
Nawo some people Sha. everything na Yahoo
Romance / Re: I Offered To Give Her #1million Just To Have S*x With Her. This Is Her Response. by skimena: 2:26pm On Jun 01, 2020
ecstasy357:


Give your life to Christ
haha na wa o. am I a child of devil? I'm a child of God bros
Romance / Re: I Offered To Give Her #1million Just To Have S*x With Her. This Is Her Response. by skimena: 2:08pm On Jun 01, 2020
BrainArk:

when are you going to buy her cold stone ice cream again?
clap for yourself for talking off point
Romance / Re: I Offered To Give Her #1million Just To Have S*x With Her. This Is Her Response. by skimena: 2:02pm On Jun 01, 2020
BrainArk:
I know you, and also the babe.
clap for yourself.
Romance / Re: I Offered To Give Her #1million Just To Have S*x With Her. This Is Her Response. by skimena: 1:51pm On Jun 01, 2020
seanwilliam:
If you like make you be virgin mary mother of jesus himself , I no fit spend 1 million just to cum on your pussy.. if you like call me brokeass , although everyone has money-draining-attitude sha o, but no be me and pussy.. I fit give am 20k for the fact that she's a virgin , and I go Bleep am before I hand over the money to her self grin


See carry her picture, mastubate with it and delete her from your memory...


Advantage of the above advice be say
1. Your 1 million go dey intact
2. You will not be emotionally blackmailed
3. You will be safe from contracting std..
4.your confidence go still dey
5.
Ogbeni God don make things easy......
Carry dat money , distribute am for palliative abeg, share am for people wey dey your church..
chai see brain. bros as I speak to you now, I'm currently chatting with her. We are still on d matter. if I nor bleep her skin to skin wetin I gain?
Romance / Re: I Offered To Give Her #1million Just To Have S*x With Her. This Is Her Response. by skimena: 9:29am On Jun 01, 2020
Ibechris2:



I said it and I am saying it again that u are very,very irresponsible for luring an underage girl just to have sex with u.

Except u turn from ur evil ways,may ur children and children children all be lured into sex. Fool!
u see your life? underage girl. go to school u say no. simple compression u can't get when you read. u don't even know d meaning of under age. it's obvious that u are suffering from ocular diformity. beside suffer nor day tire u? Na ur life? na ur sister? abi na your money? any curse or insult from you just know that it's 100 percent back to sender. I didn't offend u. I didn't invite you into my matter I just came here and start cursing from ur anus. plz just do me 1 favour by asking your mum what age was she when she started collecting di*k? under age kill u there
Romance / Re: I Offered To Give Her #1million Just To Have S*x With Her. This Is Her Response. by skimena: 6:58am On Jun 01, 2020
Rozz:
Go and marry that your girlfriend and stop wasting her time.
ok o. lol
Romance / Re: I Offered To Give Her #1million Just To Have S*x With Her. This Is Her Response. by skimena: 6:48am On Jun 01, 2020
Rozz:
you are the unwise one here. Go and marry and stop looking for cheap sex up and down
Then let me marry u.
Romance / Re: Mention That Person When U See For Heaven U Go Shout OJORO!!! by skimena: 6:27am On Jun 01, 2020
Mavro D. The MMM master. lol
Romance / Re: I Offered To Give Her #1million Just To Have S*x With Her. This Is Her Response. by skimena: 6:04am On Jun 01, 2020
Ibechris2:




U are very,very irresponsible.

So, shall ur children be lured into sex like u are doing.
100 percent back to sender to u and your children. are you drunk? don't just get me angry at all. do u want to dare me? no probs
Romance / Re: I Offered To Give Her #1million Just To Have S*x With Her. This Is Her Response. by skimena: 5:58am On Jun 01, 2020
Gentle0wavez:
This is the real definition of "MONEY MISS ROAD" is this how you want to spend the money that God gave you. I'm not judging you, but they are better things to be done with a million bucks than ejaculation.
U see u now? U don't consider naking a fresh tight black pussy with 2 annoited orange breasts attached to it as something nice. ok o. after all your life is not my life. my life is not your life.
Romance / Re: I Offered To Give Her #1million Just To Have S*x With Her. This Is Her Response. by skimena: 5:25am On Jun 01, 2020
BurntSoul:
But u can't help a man with 10k
Thank you for saying what u don't know.
Romance / Re: I Offered To Give Her #1million Just To Have S*x With Her. This Is Her Response. by skimena: 5:23am On Jun 01, 2020
khia:


It's too bàd you lack respect for her and see her as a prostitute.
What are u even saying self?
Romance / Re: I Offered To Give Her #1million Just To Have S*x With Her. This Is Her Response. by skimena: 10:12pm On May 31, 2020
dirtydiva:
Then trade your blessing carefully b4 you loose it and secondly, leave dat pee alone and focus on your destiny, dont induce her financially when her cunt is what you're after.
thanks bro
Romance / Re: I Offered To Give Her #1million Just To Have S*x With Her. This Is Her Response. by skimena: 10:05pm On May 31, 2020
Xclusiveme:

Lol, naso e dey do you?
my guy if u see this girl. she's just my spec.
Romance / Re: I Offered To Give Her #1million Just To Have S*x With Her. This Is Her Response. by skimena: 9:42pm On May 31, 2020
dirtydiva:
Your village people dey reset antenna on your location, just watch out and see new report dat will land your dormot
Where were my village people before God bless me? For your information there's d kind of blessings God will give to u, your village people will not know where to start from. if na lie ask Davido or Starboy. Ask Dangote or Adenuga. No level 4 village people. just pray for God's favour that's what I believe n it's working for me
Romance / Re: I Offered To Give Her #1million Just To Have S*x With Her. This Is Her Response. by skimena: 9:33pm On May 31, 2020
laiperi:
The girl is smarter than you. They all form but each has her price. They know men that are desperate and keep on raising the price. Few demanded a million dollars to disvirgin her.

Next time give one you like so much 100k without asking for anything. Before you get around 500k, she will fall.
oh men. u are my Prof. my senior colleague. The information is noted
Romance / Re: I Offered To Give Her #1million Just To Have S*x With Her. This Is Her Response. by skimena: 9:29pm On May 31, 2020
acetylcholine:


Cooked up story. Oya post your account balance if na lie I dey talk. Even yahoo boys won't drop 1M.
My dear ordinarily I won't offer that to any girl just for sex. I choose to offer her that just to prove to her that I can do anything for her just to make her know that I'm serious. well let me not talk much. if u not believe no big deal. if u want to know me just drop ur wassap no let's private chat. it's not everything I can say here
Romance / Re: I Offered To Give Her #1million Just To Have S*x With Her. This Is Her Response. by skimena: 9:10pm On May 31, 2020
xynerise:
Even the ones wey never chop belleful dey form offering N1m for sex.

Oga, go and read your book
Well?
Romance / Re: I Offered To Give Her #1million Just To Have S*x With Her. This Is Her Response. by skimena: 9:04pm On May 31, 2020
acetylcholine:


Cooked up story. Oya post your account balance if na lie I dey talk.
Really? make I post my account balance? u do well.isorite
Romance / Re: I Offered To Give Her #1million Just To Have S*x With Her. This Is Her Response. by skimena: 8:05pm On May 31, 2020
Edeyoung:


Op na ogun go kill you....

Na ontop pussy you fit die.....


Just to Bleep pussy you won spend 10mill and if your guy ask you for 10k you go sly am


Na gateman go Bleep that babe for free for your eye


Nonsense

Why would men be using money to buy pussy what is the orientation behind this foolishness people are hungry and are in the street looking for money when o.p get, but o. P decides to use the money for pussy rather to help....



Mods close this thread....
Bros talk wetin u know. leave wetin u nor know ok? but as 4 d ogun thing. that 1 na confirm back to sender because it's not your money neighther is she your sister.

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Romance / Re: I Offered To Give Her #1million Just To Have S*x With Her. This Is Her Response. by skimena: 7:40pm On May 31, 2020
UndauntedYOCA:

You think she's not wise because she refused to have sex with you? Wow! This is just dumb for real, what makes you think every lady out there is a slut? I had a 'friend' I met here on nairaland, he offered me money to sexchat him but I refused and he clocked me, look, not every lady is a cheapskate, some of us value and respect ourselves, some of us would rather work for our money the legit way bro. You are just a sulky man who feels entitled. Keep your balls and dick where they belong and if you really need to put that thing of yours somewhere then go stick it in your wife's pussy! I'm really pissed you'd insult a lady for valuing herself, if a lady wishes to have sex with you then she would, you don't have to make her look like she's a bitch bro. Na your type dey make ladies look like say dem be oloshos, you sleep with them,offer them money and still insult them.
babe take it easy and calm down. d reason y she said no is because she has not done it before and she's scared. be that as it may we are still best of friends. sex or no sex. we still communicate well. so there's no big deal ok? just calm down because I can see u are really angry. lol

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