Brian10:

Hahaha.. Joke of the century. So you never see who read but fail exam? There are people who will not even read yet they will pass very well. Those who prepared thoroughly fail. So it can go either way

abi o

greetings to everyone present here

i guys can someone pls help us with economics questions too

wont u guys go to bed isn't it time yet

Emperorking20:
This goes out to all management sciences aspirants, I.e all those who intends to apply for Accounting, Banking, Bus Administration etc. I'm here for you. You need only Ask

broda am going for bus administration so since u are here for us were are we going to start from

lordkvng:
My brother left me in the lurch last year. This means my brother (a) made me learn my lesson in a hard way (b) did not wait for me before he took an important decision (c) forsook me in time of problem (d) set a trap for me

c

RobinHez:

I dey tell u...anyways, it is well.
I just hate the sight of an invigilator datsall!

robinhez are u sure u are scared of invigilator or u are scared of wat to write or the exam rather. because ones u find out that u don't know wat to write in an exam hall the invigilator becomes the course dat is wen u realise how strict the invigilator is

either the ladies or the man.... made the mistake a. have b. had c. has d.did

greetings to u all i salute the bros and the babes here

the boys, as well as the only girl .....party a. likes b. like c. liked d. always likes

the man along with his children.... hard a. work b. are working c. works d. have worked

john is one of my friends who..... beautiful ladies a. loves b. love c. loved d. loveds

Miscellaneous:

abeg na lie be dat! Anyone here, is uniben post ume form out ?

shu!! which one person wan cum follow na

Government should invest more in.......training a. teachers b. teacher c. teachers' d. teacher's

OK na uncles and aunties dem gat to go letta tins ba3 low

chibuzineo:


Well u are very correct.

Cannot; it is the negative form of the modal auxiliary verb CAN. The contracted form is can't . Cannot means not possible

Can not- in addition to

I cannot sing now because thre is a frog in my throat ( it is not possible 4 me to sing)

I can not only sing but also dance (in addition to singing I can dance) in other words, I can do both)

if i may ask wat is d correct answer

Princecalm:
it was never like that in the time of Christ.

yeap

is nobodies fault since we black only want miracle so d pastors are ready to give it to us and collect our money trade by barter
so whose fault is it?

Princecalm:
don't mind them. Using churches to expliot Nigerians.

that is it o. the way they are spending money now a days is too much as if dey av money printing machine in their houses they wan cum dey make pastor work dey hungry me

Princecalm:
don't mind them. Using churches to expliot Nigerians.

I wonder the way pastors of now are days are spending money as if dey av money printing machines in their houses

chibuzineo:
I ------- sing now because thre is a frog in my throat

A) can not

B) will not be able

C) cannot

D) can not be able

E) can't be able

A

RobinHez:
We derailed to page 150....nice!

praise dey lord somebody

Princecalm:
next time go ride in his private jet.

no be my fault some Nigerian pastors and musicians don finish d ones wey remain

RobinHez:

Laty laty comer how are u?

my Oga abeg no vex na hold up na hold me for road I for done cum since six o klok

RobinHez:
Laty laty comer how are u?

my Oga abeg no vex na hold up na hold me for road

imagin i never even use my korokoro eyes see dis past question wahala dey oo

Fredahlicious:
5 years..wow!! ure gud mehnn cus if its sum peepz dey 4 done start business

I tell you

great students of uniben and my fellow fresher i dey hail all of una o

RobinHez:
Come to think of it y'all...if the wife of a president is called first Lady, what will they call the husband of a female president?

lolz come to think of it,dat was a nice question o

RobinHez:

u be like person wey get battery, sim card, and earpiece but no phone

Actually that was me......a long time ago

lolz am sure by God grace the phone will soon cum

Fabzgrace:

oh. Yea u really need to kponkpe

yeap. are u an aspirant?

Fabzgrace:

lol whats kponkpe ?

kponkpe mean say make I cum I down