I guess he got angry because his friend interrupted his sweet dream...probably in his dream he was in a private jet with lots of hot babes and lots of briefcases filled with cash.

CountDracula:

I've never met a naija girl dat can play chess and enjoy it! If u can't do dat I dnt consider u as brilliant

bro, I love chess, but don't have people around who can also play chess.

Dragonking:
YORUBAS ARE A DISGRACE TO THIS COUNTRY!!!!

IMAGINE A FAMILY OF KIDNAPPERS FROM ONE YORUBA FAMILY ALONE. THATS IS HOW THEY ALL ARE..

BUNCH OF KIDNAPPERS AND RAPISTS.

one million likes

Ilekeh come and see your sister. Abi you dey hide?

he's presently hiding, because the woman fit include him name among the suspects.

Yoruba KWENU!

Mary AKINLOYE but why?

Got back home last night exhausted, I opened my mail box, my inbox was full, decided to browse through my mail contemplating which to read first, then gbam I saw: Governor Fashola's Letter to You. hurriedly clicked on it, for my mind I don hammer, Govt job don sure, but what appeared on my screen sent me to bed sad:

Dear Nigerian,
--------------
As we approach February 14th, the
day of our Presidential elections, it
is expedient and auspicious that
we remind ourselves again that we
stand on the threshold of an
election that would rewrite the
history of our nation and change
for the better or worse, the future
of our unborn kids. Yes, we see
your active engagement on social
media, the huge expectation and
infectious optimism that you wear
on your brows and your willful
willingness to come out and vote
for Muhammadu Buhari and
Professor Yemi Osinbajo of the All
Progressives' Congress, APC; they
are all encouraging and exciting.
But these alone are not enough.
You and I have a more pivotal role
to play in ensuring that we get it
right this time. I am therefore
happy to inform you that as a
stakeholder in the CHANGE that is
about to sweep our country, your
involvement can become more
tangible now by funding this
campaign with your widow's mite.
And we have made it very easy for
you to do this regardless of
wherever you are in the world.
Effective January 20th, you can
donate as little as N100 to making
Nigeria a better country. You can
do this by logging on to our
dedicated campaign fundraising
site, www.apcgmbpyo.org ( http://
www.apcgmbpyo.org ) and use
your MasterCard, Verve or Visa
Card to donate online. You may
also visit any branch of First Bank,
Access Bank, GTBank, Zenith and
Ecobank and pay with customized
tellers into this account:
APCGMBPYO.
We have also produced a card
called ONE CARD which you can
purchase wherever recharge cards
are sold; scratch the card and dial
*979*22*PIN NUMBER#, then,
press send to donate. The cards
are in N200, N500, N750, N1,000
and N1,500 denominations. For
further enquiries, please call Dapo
(0805-222-2236), Najua (0802-200-0223) and Femi
(0817-451-6679).
We have gone to this extent in
order to give everybody a sense of
belonging and begin the change
that we are propagating by
democratizing our campaign fund
raising. Please get involved in this
MOVEMENT OF CHANGE to rescue
Nigeria with your donation, no
matter how small.
May God bless us all and may God
bless our dear nation.
Governor Babatunde Raji Fashola,
SAN
Director of Finance
Buhari/Osinbajo Campaign.

dinachi:
Nigerian wives who are independent, submissive and humble are heroes loved dearly by their husbands,adored by their children. As for the few cursed, shallow, unwise and childish little girls here arguing blindly and foolishly confusing themselves with their imaginary image of what they want their husbands to be, I have one word for y'all. Dream on! Go and read about the richest black woman in the world Mrs Alakija and learn oh foolish woman that being successful does not mean you should be disrespectful and rude to your husband. We pick good ideas from western culture but we should not dump our own. It is time for western women to bring their asses down here and learn from the successful, hardworking, submissive and humble Nigerian wives. They need to learn some things from us. Their marriages and their men in the west will be better for it.

thumbs up!

dinachi:
If all the women in your family lineage argue and challenge then your family lineage is cursed!

this guy have killed me. can't stop laughing. Chai!

To think this man is from the same village as I. his family compound is just few blocks away from ours.

Anyway Nature cannot be Cheated!

holatin:
intelligent thief
oyinbo too like black joystick

you call that intelligent? and he got himself caught waiting to rot in jail! that AdeOle guy is dumb as Hell!

Aringarosa:
I 'm disappointed for real, i was expecting to see names like "Emeka" Okechukwu" "Ugo, cuz i learnt on Nairaland that, they are the only people that likes money. Others are saints...

[size=2pt]Sarcasm[/size]

gbam! so on point boss!

KanwuliaJara:
All these "ADEWALE-OLUWOLE" peeps again?

See as im breazzzzzts big pass my own?
Over-Fed CROOK!

VERRRRRRRRRRRRY sure na one of those LONDON FAT BOYS way dey make noise all over NL!
Awon OMO-OSHI!!!!

*falls from bed laughing *

though am not Yoruba, but I can attest to that! some of them rear view nah die!

the ladies are good looking....but they ain't the Top 10 Most Glamorous girls at UNN. anyway nah the ones wey unah see

do we have a functioning airforce in this country? just send 2 or 3 fighter jets to Gwoza and bomb them all!

karidad: How many doctors attended to this said Patrick Sawyer of a devil? Is it because he is a foreigner? because I bet an ordinary Nigerian ll nt receive dis kinda treatment frm our medical practitioners. RIP to d decreased.

I had same thoughts too!

QMark: Has LAWMA stopped recruiting?

GOOD QUESTION!

Tashaa: haters gonna hate.. theyv gat to start from somewhere.. which one can you make . Early wednesday morning... your mates are hustling to become better, u r here typing poo.. agbaya oshi

you bad...you bad! all this insult u people are sharing this Early...dere is God ooo!

Burnley c'mon please fight back! Burnley 4 tonight...Gunners 4 life!

here is my prediction Burnley 2 Chelsea 1. Chelsea prepare to change another manager

jmoore:

Where is that written in the bible? Quote the verse please.

you beat me to it! was about to ask that same question. though I agree with most of what she said.

I don't mind the amount I spend for subscription on my android. anyway I don't spend much on my android....thanks to restricting background App and Airtel's 4g for 1k5.

[quote author=Homar]Yet some mumu nigerians are hustling to go over there . No patriotism in our nation . [/quote
Even we wey dey Nigga no dey safe. our police go just kill persin 4 no reason claim stray bullet.

"many have brains...but few actually utilize it"
no mother would be glad to see her son(s) fail in life. if she was actually a witch she would rather use her powers to enrich her children.

I guess from most comments here you guys don't own business lines!

How U.s discovered the secret formula to cure Ebola (a virus that is only prevalent in West Africa) amazes me!

who dey copy who? abi dem dey call themselve anytime dem wan enta market...every time oyinbo artist N Ninja artist dey compete who wore it better.

And this guy wan run 4 presidency that year?

how do this gays expect to conceive children? if this is encouraged the world would literally come to an end...before God planned for it to!

I got Two Solutions for You...
1) Why not try Factory Reset.
2) Why not visit their customer service outlet...'Carlcare'. They offer Free Service most times. You can get their contact details from Carlcare App on your phone.

The actions of those guys isn't encouraging...hweva this should discourage future thieves.